Lying about disabilities to scam the government?
Down's syndrome? I don't think we actually said that, bitch spends half her life at the doctor complaining about everything to ram through her SSI fraud and if an actual extra chromosome was at fault here, we'd know. I guarantee they've checked. We actually pointed out that she does in fact share many phenotypical features in common with typical Down's syndrome individuals. Basically that she's fat, squinty-eyed, and retarded.

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Violently abused her mother? She admitted to throwing an object in anger at her mother. It may not have caused real physical harm in itself (I certainly hope it didn't anyway) but that isn't the point - despite what Staph claims, she is a very large able-bodied individual in her mid-30s exhibiting a pattern of behavior where she physically intimidates a smaller, frail, elderly woman with several crippling health issues (including active recurrent cancer) into indulging every outrageous spoiled demand, for fear of being badly hurt due to the known risk of a nuclear chimp out if she objects. (Even if you threw something at a wall in the same situation it's violent abuse in that context, dumbfuck.) Big fat
Idk Staph it kinda sounds like we're batting 1000 here, this doesn't refute anything. Especially since we only know any of this because YOU told us, you fat fucking retard. Repeatedly claiming we love Hitler, even if that were true, is completely besides the point. And we're not really accusing you of doing anything the police would ever have any interest in trying to prosecute, either. Wasting medical resources, lying to your doctor, being spoiled by boomer parents, and having Down's syndrome aren't illegal lmfao. The child grooming stuff and borderline elder abuse might come close, but ironically it is being FEMALE and RETARDED, your history of tantrums and dubious psych diagnoses, plus your boomer parents intervening on your behalf, that has and will always function as a layer of tard teflon protecting your fat ass from the legal system.
And as a cherry on top, she's done a fine job invalidating her own claims of Kiwi Farms playing any real part in anyone's suicide. She is allegedly so crippled by psych problems and suicidality that it constitutes an actual disability to begin with, has faced "stalking" and "harassment" from us for the better part of a decade, we're somehow actively intervening to facilitate her suicide, and we're literal tranny-murdering Nazis who all know exactly where she lives... but you're still alive, Staph. That in itself is a big giveaway that, if you aren't misrepresenting our purpose, then we sure aren't very fuckin' effective. As a New York State taxpayer I'm certainly not opposed to you killing yourself, but while I can't speak for everyone, personally, shitposting on the Farms for cheap laffs is just a fun brainrotting activity I like to do sometimes for an hour or two after work, so if you expect me to go to all the trouble of mailing you a rope and a stool, you can fuck off.
But c’mon, a black cat? Right after calling out to a witch? It’s almost comical.
This didn't happen, but even if it did, any stray cat living behind the dumpster at the local park is going to be curious to poke their head around the corner to see what smells like cat piss, corn chips, and rotten seafood.