Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

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Which kid is going to shoot up their school first?

  • Cody

    Votes: 997 75.5%
  • Jake

    Votes: 233 17.7%
  • Ryan

    Votes: 28 2.1%
  • Alex

    Votes: 25 1.9%
  • Emma

    Votes: 37 2.8%

  • Total voters
    1,320
Hopefully Cody's young enough where a few years of counseling can steer his life towards a normal path.

But Emma may be a different story. Something about her behavior tells me that she's learned to internalize most of her abuse. If she keeps going this path, she'll probably end up worse than her younger brother.
 
If they posted more like the clip of them going out for ice cream (like a regular vlog channel) they wouldn't be in this mess.

I love the part where stepmom hugs Cody and pats his back all while spouting haughty lectures and bullshit at him. It's like something a Disney villain would do.
Tbh, a lot of parents do that. I just thought it strange where she said she let Cody destroy a laptop with a hammer. (Unless I misheard)
 
I dont think he genuinely loves cody. Maybe the older boys.
It's one thing to not love a child and not realize that youre abusive. It's a whole other thing to admit to yourself what kind of shitty parent you are. The latter thing is something a lot of horrendous abusive parents are fighting with. They are blaming it on their children because theyre mentally incapable of owning up to their on mistakes and take responsebility.
Both Mike and Heather are psychopaths or even sadistists.

I'm not trying to be like "MEMEMEMEMEMEME" I hope I'm not coming off that way. But in my experience abusers never see the light and they will never understand what they did was wrong. If they're caught or justice is served in whatever way they will blame everyone but themselves.


I love the part where stepmom hugs Cody and pats his back all while spouting haughty lectures and bullshit at him. It's like something a Disney villain would do.

Not a Disney villain. That new montage is the work of a highly manipulative psychopath. Psychopath is a far better description of the parents at this point.
 
The sadder part of this is that I feel therapy might help if authorities ultimately fail, but unfortunately Heather might somehow make it not an option. Mike is an asshole, don't get me wrong, but it just feels like Heather is much more manipulative or at least tries to be with her stupid fake crying when it only involves something in regards with her, but shows no mercy when it's about the kids. If they do try therapy it will be only for show to Heather. Basically if Heather is out of the picture they might actually be able to fix a few things, despite Mike still being scum.
I mostly agree with this except for the fact I think Mike may qualify as disabled, at least in his current untreated mental illness state. I can't imagine any job he could actually hold down. Even his video editing is abysmal (my guess is because he had no patience to learn even basic techniques). I know he's a piece of garbage but sincerely I do hope he gets help, if only so he can have a better life accomplishment than creating a popular YouTube channel based on child abuse.

Without Heather I don't know what financial stability the family has unless someone else can step in, or if they can restart the channel on a new image.
 
I mostly agree with this except for the fact I think Mike may qualify as disabled, at least in his current untreated mental illness state. I can't imagine any job he could actually hold down. Even his video editing is abysmal (my guess is because he had no patience to learn even basic techniques). I know he's a piece of garbage but sincerely I do hope he gets help, if only so he can have a better life accomplishment than creating a popular YouTube channel based on child abuse.

Without Heather I don't know what financial stability the family has unless someone else can step in, or if they can restart the channel on a new image.
That's why earlier I had the thought of Heather quite possibly also manipulating Mike on top of the kids.

Mike's clearly got some deep-seated issues of his own, there's no denying that. But who's to say Heather isn't fucking with him as she does her kids? And with his mental instability, he wouldn't even know.
 
On the heels of what I was saying, I also get weird vibes from the way Jake the oldest interacts around Emma. I remember reading some comments speculating whether or not he's tried to touch her. I may be reaching but the way he acts around her is genuinely uncomfortable to watch and it would explain some of her more fragile reactions to her environment. She just seems either really timid or terrified out of her mind whenever the camera is on her. I dunno man. Jake's a major creep and he seems to get just as much joy in tormenting his youngest siblings as his parents do.

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE :cryblood::cryblood: Did not read this comment, never heard a thing about this. Ignorance is bliss.

There was another lolcow who crowed publicly when he got the pro forma letter from CPS telling him the investigation was over.

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That didn't mean what he thought it did.

Seeing his snaggletooth face in another thread, especially after the former comment got stuck in my head, makes me want to barf. Then again, there's also an immense feeling of satisfaction seeing that particular tweet now. Gotta love the unsuspecting little "Yay!" :cool:
 
There was another lolcow who crowed publicly when he got the pro forma letter from CPS telling him the investigation was over.

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That didn't mean what he thought it did.
yeah, i doubt it. CPS doesn't just hand out personal info to anyone unless they have to, and even then, they don't want to give anyone involved any information either. IF they were told anything, it was likely just to get them to stop e-mailing them since they have nothing to do with the case.

Edit: Yeah. Didn't see the date on that tweet.
 
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I mostly agree with this except for the fact I think Mike may qualify as disabled, at least in his current untreated mental illness state. I can't imagine any job he could actually hold down. Even his video editing is abysmal (my guess is because he had no patience to learn even basic techniques). I know he's a piece of garbage but sincerely I do hope he gets help, if only so he can have a better life accomplishment than creating a popular YouTube channel based on child abuse.

Without Heather I don't know what financial stability the family has unless someone else can step in, or if they can restart the channel on a new image.
He'd probably stay with Heather just because of her income. Mike doesn't seem to be very fiscally responsible based solely on the fact that he didn't think twice about smashing up a ps4 or an xbox or a tablet (and god knows what else he smashed that belonged to the kids) and just buying new ones, and constantly buying toys and electronics for himself. Probably pissed the money away every month and left just enough aside to pay for the house and any bills. He'd need her paycheck just to keep a roof over his head since practically his entire family wants nothing to do with him.
 
i can't believe they nuked their channel tho. it was pretty funny. does anyone have backups? i miss the laughs

Yeah there's some backups so at least the best shit isn't lost forever but unfortunately we won't be getting any new content thanks to the professionally offended sjw outrage brigade launching witchhunts to take shit down just because they disagree with it.

Outrage culture at it's finest tbh.
 
I don't think Cody is going to shoot up his school. I could see Cody being really really aggressive towards bullies as he gets older, but I also see him growing up to not want to kill or hurt anyone because he can empathize with that. I just don't see him having it in himself to put people in the positions he's been in. If he stays in Mike's care I can see him turning 17 or 18 and beating the fuck out of his dad. If anything at all, he might take it out on himself and kill himself.

If ANY of the kids are going to shoot their school up it'll be Jake. Jake is a nasty sociopathic little shit just like his mother. He's going to be just as entitled, just as narcissistic, and think he is always in the right. He is already an abuser and it's just going to get worse and worse.
 
I don't think Cody is going to shoot up his school. I could see Cody being really really aggressive towards bullies as he gets older, but I also see him growing up to not want to kill or hurt anyone because he can empathize with that. I just don't see him having it in himself to put people in the positions he's been in. If he stays in Mike's care I can see him turning 17 or 18 and beating the fuck out of his dad. If anything at all, he might take it out on himself and kill himself.

If ANY of the kids are going to shoot their school up it'll be Jake. Jake is a nasty sociopathic little shit just like his mother. He's going to be just as entitled, just as narcissistic, and think he is always in the right. He is already an abuser and it's just going to get worse and worse.


i cannot wait for cody to become a lolcow
 
I don't think Cody is going to shoot up his school. I could see Cody being really really aggressive towards bullies as he gets older, but I also see him growing up to not want to kill or hurt anyone because he can empathize with that. I just don't see him having it in himself to put people in the positions he's been in. If he stays in Mike's care I can see him turning 17 or 18 and beating the fuck out of his dad. If anything at all, he might take it out on himself and kill himself.

If ANY of the kids are going to shoot their school up it'll be Jake. Jake is a nasty sociopathic little shit just like his mother. He's going to be just as entitled, just as narcissistic, and think he is always in the right. He is already an abuser and it's just going to get worse and worse.

Jake's gonna grow up and be in the news for beating the shit out of his future wife and kids probably. The fact that he's gotta be around 15 years old and still thinks it's lulzy to beat up an 8 year old is a dead giveaway.
 
He'd probably stay with Heather just because of her income. Mike doesn't seem to be very fiscally responsible based solely on the fact that he didn't think twice about smashing up a ps4 or an xbox or a tablet (and god knows what else he smashed that belonged to the kids) and just buying new ones, and constantly buying toys and electronics for himself. Probably pissed the money away every month and left just enough aside to pay for the house and any bills. He'd need her paycheck just to keep a roof over his head since practically his entire family wants nothing to do with him.


To be fair, he makes the money back off smashing video game consoles with the ad revenue from the recordings of himself smashing the consoles.
 
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To be fair, he makes the money back off smashing video game consoles with the ad revenue from the recordings of himself smashing the consoles.

I wonder if he can write those off as work expenses.

"You claim this X-Box was a work expense?"
"Yeah, I smashed it while screaming at my kid for ad revenue."
"..."
 
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