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What if there was a whole day dedicated to Chris?

Well, he puts the WEEN in Halloween so I guess that's close enough
 
Apocalypso said:
What if all of us users slept with Chris on the same bed?
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We'd draw straws who gets to sleep next to Chris. Amazingly, by some weird stochastic anomaly, @Null and
@Dynastia always draw the shortest straws. @The Dude decides to sleep on the rug decked out in guns in order to protect us against assaults on our private property. @Curt Sibling draws the whole ordeal in order to preserve it for posterity. @KatsuKitty cheats by sending in a dakimakura printed with their likeness. @c-no is rather content with it all as long as no bronies are involved. @DykesDykesChina gets assigned the job of reading a bedtime story to everyone and decides to read "Maradonia and the Seven Bridges" which makes everyone fall asleep after a few seconds.

Now, what if all the lolcows discussed on KF had a sleepover on a gigantic bed?

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DykesDykesChina said:
We'd draw straws who gets to sleep next to Chris. Amazingly, by some weird stochastic anomaly, @Null and
@Dynastia always draw the shortest straws. @The Dude decides to sleep on the rug decked out in guns in order to protect us against assaults on our private property. @Curt Sibling draws the whole ordeal in order to preserve it for posterity. @KatsuKitty cheats by sending in a dakimakura printed with their likeness. @c-no is rather content with it all as long as no bronies are involved. @DykesDykesChina gets assigned the job of reading a bedtime story to everyone and decides to read "Maradonia and the Seven Bridges" which makes everyone fall asleep after a few seconds.

Now, what if all the lolcows discussed on KF had a sleepover on a gigantic bed?

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don't tag me
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
We'd draw straws who gets to sleep next to Chris. Amazingly, by some weird stochastic anomaly, @Null and
@Dynastia always draw the shortest straws. @The Dude decides to sleep on the rug decked out in guns in order to protect us against assaults on our private property. @Curt Sibling draws the whole ordeal in order to preserve it for posterity. @KatsuKitty cheats by sending in a dakimakura printed with their likeness. @c-no is rather content with it all as long as no bronies are involved. @DykesDykesChina gets assigned the job of reading a bedtime story to everyone and decides to read "Maradonia and the Seven Bridges" which makes everyone fall asleep after a few seconds.

Now, what if all the lolcows discussed on KF had a sleepover on a gigantic bed?

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http://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-if-rent-a-lolcow.730/
http://kiwifarms.net/threads/a-lolcows-general-what-if-subforum.718/
http://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-if-sonic-fcs-came-to-life-and-waged-war-on-humanity.1356/
http://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-if-fluttershy-lived-with-cwc.1590/
http://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-if-lolpirates.3122/
http://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-if-startard.3154/
http://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-if-lolcow-university.3159/
http://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-if-the-queermunist-party.155/

you have fanfiction autism

kill yourself immediately
 
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Shower thought: What if a bunch of VA kiwis pretended to be government workers tasked with cleaning up his yard and if he refused he risks losing his tugboat.
 
Orson Welles said:
Shower thought: What if a bunch of VA kiwis pretended to be government workers tasked with cleaning up his yard and if he refused he risks losing his tugboat.
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Barb would scream and scream, dig out Bob's gun then blow her hand off trying to fire it at the clean-up crew.
 
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CWCissey said:
Barb would scream and scream, dig out Bob's gun then blow her hand off trying to fire it at the clean-up crew.
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It's debatable if she can even walk without collapsing into a pile ala boneless chicken; I doubt she has the energy to scream, run, and hold a gun. Can she even descern one piece of the horde to another?
 
What if Chris suddenly developed Down's Syndrome mid-livestream?
 
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