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Does taking a Judaism 101 exam and doing candle magic go together? Seems a little off to me...

God (especially the Old Testament God) really hates magic, sorcery, witchcraft, etc. She's also into tarot, which is another big no-no.

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. (Exodus 22:18)

Do not eat meat that has not been drained of its blood. Do not practice fortune-telling or witchcraft. (Leviticus 19:26)

Seers will be put to shame. Those who practice witchcraft will be disgraced. All of them will cover their faces, because God won’t answer them. (Micah 3:7)

I will tear down your walls and demolish your defenses. I will put an end to all witchcraft, and there will be no more fortune-tellers. (Micah 5:11-12)

Rebellion is as sinful as witchcraft, and stubbornness as bad as worshiping idols. So because you have rejected the command of the LORD, he has rejected you as king. (1 Samuel 15:23)

When you enter the land the Lord your God is giving you, do not learn to imitate the detestable ways of the nations there. Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord; because of these same detestable practices the Lord your God will drive out those nations before you. (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)

Now use your magical charms! Use the spells you have worked at all these years! Maybe they will do you some good. Maybe they can make someone afraid of you. All the advice you receive has made you tired. Where are all your astrologers, those stargazers who make predictions each month? Let them stand up and save you from what the future holds. But they are like straw burning in a fire; they cannot save themselves from the flame. You will get no help from them at all; their hearth is no place to sit for warmth.
(Isaiah 47:12-14)

You must be holy because I, the LORD, am holy. I have set you apart from all other people to be my very own. Men and women among you who act as mediums or who consult the spirits of the dead must be put to death by stoning. They are guilty of a capital offense
. (Leviticus 20:26-27)

edit: To be clear, all of the examples I've given are from books that are part of the Tanakh, a.k.a. the "Hebrew Bible".
 
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God (especially the Old Testament God) really hates magic, sorcery, witchcraft, etc. She's also into tarot, which is another big no-no.

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. (Exodus 22:18)

Do not eat meat that has not been drained of its blood. Do not practice fortune-telling or witchcraft. (Leviticus 19:26)

Seers will be put to shame. Those who practice witchcraft will be disgraced. All of them will cover their faces, because God won’t answer them. (Micah 3:7)

I will tear down your walls and demolish your defenses. I will put an end to all witchcraft, and there will be no more fortune-tellers. (Micah 5:11-12)

Rebellion is as sinful as witchcraft, and stubbornness as bad as worshiping idols. So because you have rejected the command of the LORD, he has rejected you as king. (1 Samuel 15:23)

When you enter the land the Lord your God is giving you, do not learn to imitate the detestable ways of the nations there. Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord; because of these same detestable practices the Lord your God will drive out those nations before you. (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)


Now use your magical charms! Use the spells you have worked at all these years! Maybe they will do you some good. Maybe they can make someone afraid of you. All the advice you receive has made you tired. Where are all your astrologers, those stargazers who make predictions each month? Let them stand up and save you from what the future holds. But they are like straw burning in a fire; they cannot save themselves from the flame. You will get no help from them at all; their hearth is no place to sit for warmth.
(Isaiah 47:12-14)

You must be holy because I, the LORD, am holy. I have set you apart from all other people to be my very own. Men and women among you who act as mediums or who consult the spirits of the dead must be put to death by stoning. They are guilty of a capital offense
. (Leviticus 20:26-27)

Shouldn't she be into Kabbalah then? It's Jewish mysticism, right? I don't know anything about it, mind you, just that it was real trendy with lib celebs for awhile, esp Madonna when she was in her henna tattoo /Frozen / Goth Witch phase.
 
Shouldn't she be into Kabbalah then? It's Jewish mysticism, right? I don't know anything about it, mind you, just that it was real trendy with lib celebs for awhile, esp Madonna when she was in her henna tattoo /Frozen / Goth Witch phase.
That's exactly why she's not into Kabbalah, though, its popularity with celebs means she can't get any oppression points from it.
 
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I went to cap the last 24 hours of tweets but she did a HUGE spergout about Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame and despite appearances, I also have a life to be getting on with, so I archived most of it instead in case anyone happens to care.

http://archive.is/0IUmx
http://archive.is/NBv5v
http://archive.is/6F9ml

The best thing in there was her kindly confirming part of my theory that nobody liked her at school, thanks Becca for that.

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She's mistaken though, Quasimodo is more pleasing on the eyes than her.

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I went to cap the last 24 hours of tweets but she did a HUGE spergout about Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame and despite appearances, I also have a life to be getting on with, so I archived most of it instead in case anyone happens to care.

http://archive.is/0IUmx
http://archive.is/NBv5v
http://archive.is/6F9ml

The best thing in there was her kindly confirming part of my theory that nobody liked her at school, thanks Becca for that.

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She's mistaken though, Quasimodo is more pleasing on the eyes than her.

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Here's some more Jewish stuff

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Bex is the worst "Jew."
 
I went to cap the last 24 hours of tweets but she did a HUGE spergout about Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame and despite appearances, I also have a life to be getting on with, so I archived most of it instead in case anyone happens to care.

http://archive.is/0IUmx
http://archive.is/NBv5v
http://archive.is/6F9ml

The best thing in there was her kindly confirming part of my theory that nobody liked her at school, thanks Becca for that.

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She's mistaken though, Quasimodo is more pleasing on the eyes than her.

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Here's some more Jewish stuff

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Are you serious? She of the ultrafeminist camp, requiring consent checks during and throughout sex, is now miffed that "Gaming Lawyer J" doesn't man up and "take her" without insecure "is it still ok?" consent checks? Eat shit; there's no way to please these people.

Also, dig the humble brags about how she was too smart for school. Thing is, many people felt this way, and for some it may have even been true. But how many adults who felt this way are still fighting those junior-high social hierarchy battles, so much so that they need to crow about their intellectual prowess to the world?

Nobody cares, Bex. You could be the smartest "non-binary" "boi" in the world, cure cancer, etc.....

...But you'd still be the most insufferable twat, never happy, literally picking through life to find nuggets of shit when everything's going OK just to have something to bitch about.

It's telling that, on a website with the annoying-ne-plus-ultra of Movieblob, Johnny Flynt, and Nora REEEEED, Bex still manages to be the one you'd least like to be stuck on a Desert Island with.
 
Also, dig the humble brags about how she was too smart for school. Thing is, many people felt this way, and for some it may have even been true. But how many adults who felt this way are still fighting those junior-high social hierarchy battles, so much so that they need to crow about their intellectual prowess to the world?

Amen to everything you wrote but especially this. Millions of people found school work not challenging enough, got mostly A grades etc but I'm yet to meet any grown adult who still frequently brags about their intelligence or IQ that isn't a complete knob.

You can be almost anything at school, smart, nerdy, whatever, and still find a handful of friends and acquaintances. If she had no friends it's because kids aren't entirely stupid and noticed something severely 'off' about her. If she genuinely has autism then that could play a role as there's so many subtle but important social cues and rules that pass some autistic people by. Or she was simply a deeply unpleasant, self-absorbed person to be around, like she is now.

And lol at the consent thing. Well-trained Jackson did his duty so she wouldn't screech about him raping her and she still half-jokingly complains.
 
I went to cap the last 24 hours of tweets but she did a HUGE spergout about Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame and despite appearances, I also have a life to be getting on with, so I archived most of it instead in case anyone happens to care.

http://archive.is/0IUmx
http://archive.is/NBv5v
http://archive.is/6F9ml

The best thing in there was her kindly confirming part of my theory that nobody liked her at school, thanks Becca for that.

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She's mistaken though, Quasimodo is more pleasing on the eyes than her.

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Here's some more Jewish stuff

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Random bits

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So, has she been fired yet? This is a ridiculous amount of tweeting; no way has she completed an assignment there.
 
Amen to everything you wrote but especially this. Millions of people found school work not challenging enough, got mostly A grades etc but I'm yet to meet any grown adult who still frequently brags about their intelligence or IQ that isn't a complete knob.

That's one of the things I love about the internet. Every class in every school all over the world had the smartest kid, the best artist, the best athlete. That's literally millions of people who reach young adulthood thinking they're pretty hot shit, one way or another.

But the internet forces you to interact with all the other smart kids in the whole world. Most people have one of two reactions, either "huh. The world is full of smart people; perhaps I'm not so special after all" or "NO GODAMMIT I'M THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE ROOM!!" Those second kinds of people we call 'lolcows', class.
 
But the internet forces you to interact with all the other smart kids in the whole world. Most people have one of two reactions, either "huh. The world is full of smart people; perhaps I'm not so special after all" or "NO GODAMMIT I'M THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE ROOM!!" Those second kinds of people we call 'lolcows', class.

If you always think you're the smartest person in the room, you're either wrong or right. If you're wrong, you're probably actually a lolcow with Dunning-Kruger. Even if you're right, though, you should probably find better rooms to be in.
 
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