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I struggled in P.E. throughout school. I'm not flexible, I can't do proper stretches especially leg stretches and bending over (the back of my knees would hurt and tighten up doing so--for comparison, my 77-year-old grandmother can touch her toes no problem), and I'm not a good runner. When it comes to exercising, the best I can do without getting easily exhausted is going on walks.
 
Most of the things I'm natirally talented at are things that only beneficial if you're a criminal. I can pick locks really well, I can move around without making much noise or being noticed, and I'm good at picking pockets. If I were not cursed to live the life of an honorable white man I may have been able to make a living as a petty thief.

My shoulders and arms are disproportionately big. Even though i wear a medium in pants I have to wear extra large in shirts because medium ones are too tight on my upper torso.
 
Secretly, I'm a little bit naive...
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I'm sure this one will shock a whole lot of you, I've only been a anime fan for about 2 years. Like I began my life as a weeb about a month before I joined Kiwi Farms.
 
I am very adaptable when it comes to learning how to drive various vehicles. I've driven jetskis, snowmobiles, dunebuggies and cars, and yet I want to learn how to drive a motorcycle.

I currently possess a 1st degree Blue belt in Northern Kung Fu, and still practice.
 
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I am very adaptable when it comes to learning how to drive various vehicles. I've driven jetskis, snowmobiles, dunebuggies and cars, and yet I want to learn how to drive a motorcycle.

I currently possess a 1st degree Blue belt in Northern Kung Fu, and still practice.

I drive like a blind owl, so I think your ability is impressive
 
Compliments make me uncomfortable. No matter how hard I may have worked to earn it, and no matter how much I know intellectually I might deserve it (and would demand it for someone else in the same position), when the praise arrives, I feel ashamed and embarrassed.

It's a feeling like I've somehow deceived the person complimenting me, and I ought to set the record straight.
 
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