Reveal something totally unexpected about yourself - Shock and awe awaits - Don't powerlevel

[Count groudon]

I occasionally have pretty bad waking nightmares. The most reoccurring one is me waking up and seeing masses of inky black tentacles in my room slowly moving towards my bed. Usually they go away if I shake my head and blink a few times, but once I snap out of them I usually don't sleep for a good few hours.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I wore my mother's wedding dress to the prom.

 

[Piss Clam]

My penis is two toned.

 

[drain]

Im the type of person who loves oversized hoodies, sneakers and Yoga pants, and my dresser is full of these items. But when im feeling like it, i dress myself with frilly dresses and skirts.
I listen to Trap music, metal and classical music almost simultaneously.
I dont like pizza
I have vitamin D deficiency and im pale as a ghost.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I've achieved Nirvana but have no interest in instructing others how to get there.

 

[VB 305]

I have once made a chad cry using only 7 words

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

I'm not an unemployed kissless virgin NEET who shitposts all day on Tasmanian hair enthusiast forums

 

[Yamyam]

I collect and take care of plants.

 

[omori]

I have a morbid facination of death. Anywhere from the decomposition process, to funeral services/preparation, to vulture culture.

 

[SuicideIsPainless]

I once smoked weed out of a dinner roll by using a salt shaker cap as the bowl. Wasn't bad

 

[ShittyRecolor]

This was one of the nicest things one of my ex-girfriends ever said to me:
"I like your ears. They're so tiny, it's adorable. I could just nibble them off. Then again, maybe they just look small because of your big, stupid head."
Sometimes I still miss her.

 

[Reynard]

I never went to Homecoming or Prom.

 

[c-no]

I dressed up as Chris-Chan for Halloween once.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I collect bones, plants, shiny rocks, pressed flowers and abandoned/dried out bird eggs like an retarded crow.

Found one on a woods walk today and the robin's egg is so perfect and richly colored it looks as though it was carved from turquoise instead of being just an egg.

Edit: just noticed the word filter change

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I was referred to as "homoflexible" once.

I don't get it either.

 

[Reynard]

I have an odd fascination with abandoned locations. Something about the decay and how something once lively and liked becomes forgotten and neglected. There's something about the history of the location and what caused it to become what it is today that intrigues me.

 

[Xenomorph]

A bunch of Japanese men wanted their picture with me one day when I was out and about. They kept saying something about "oppai" during that time I didnt know it meant tits.. now there is a pic somewhere in Japan of me standing with 5 Japanese men who were very happy.

 

[sbm1990]

I collect old/new soda cans.

 

[Jan_D3]

I am a left-handed person.

 

[Jan_D3]

I started a right-wing metrosexual organization.