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I have severe trichtillomania (sic) and have to wear a hat in public to avoid drawing attention to myself.

I've had a major trich problem for over ten years, I tend not to look people in the eyes since pick at my eyelashes a lot. I chew gum pretty often as it somehow keeps me from picking.

I developed trichotillomania in 2009, and while I haven't had a bald spot on my crown since, unless I keep my hands busy (such as when drawing, writing only works if I'm able to steadily type with little breaks) or I'm resting on my stomach, I still impulsively pull for loose hairs even when I have my hair put up in a tight ponytail or braid. Showers are like a double-edged sword for me since that's when mostly I pull out loose hairs the most if I'm not absentmindedly sitting someplace and raking through my hair. I still pluck my eyebrows if I'm not paying attention, but it's not as bad.
 
People being attracted to me makes me legitimately uncomfortable.
Like shut it down nuke that shit from orbit levels of uncomfortable.

Edit- It probably doesn't help the people that tell me this shit are cringy potential lolcows/serial killers.
 
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I always get this knack for chewing off certain body parts when it comes to gummy bears, or any kind of food that is represented with some sort of figure. Like I'm some kind of deranged cannibal looking for food and getting their sick kicks.
 
I get paid for studying failure modes in cities.

It's kind of the coolest gig ever, and doesn't involve much actual work. Aside from typing and dealing with drunk assholes at conventions. The only real drawback is that you start to see doom in everything.
 
I am a big time root beer aficionado and have tasted over 70 different brands. There is actually a wide range of flavors when it comes to root beers. Same goes for ginger ale, but I am not as proficient with that.
Same! Root beer comes in so many different styles and flavors. I don't think I've tasted over seventy, but I've tasted enough to know the good stuff when I taste it. Virgil's and Sprecher have to be my favorites that I've tasted as of now. What brands do you suggest?

As for what's interesting about myself aside from that, I've never been in any sort of romantic relationship. Never found the time and have always been afraid of the fallout if something ever went wrong. Not to mention the fear of not being able to make the other person happy and not annoy them or the fear of being rejected. I found myself safe not taking the chance.
 
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I suggest Wild Bill's Root Beer or anything from Northwoods Soda. I have been drinking their stuff the past week a bit. Only thing is that it will put the lbs on you so drink in moderation.
 
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I'm writing orchestral covers of my favorite songs when I'm not cleaning up everyone's mess.
 
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