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Cuck and scrub are my favorite insults. I started saying them ironically back in high school, but now it's gotten to the point where they're my go to words when I'm pissed off.

I've had a weird fondness for bugs ever since I was a kid. The only exception to this is centipedes because fuck centipedes they are evil little fuckers.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
I apparently have quite the scream. One of my favorite camping memories was I was using the men's toilet (everyone used it because the women's was gross, and the doors had no locks), and a nearby stranger camper opened the door and everyone heard clear as day my half-a-second-long shriek from the rough equivalent of a football field or so. The "Jacket Man" (as we dubbed him) took off and we never saw him again the rest of the time we were there, probably opted to instead shit in the woods.
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DrainRedRain said:
I have to do a fucking final presentation for my Uni (this is my last year yay!) and I'm sitting here, shitposting on KF instead of getting things done.
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I am sat here in a fucking UNIVERSITY LECTURE in tears as I type this. I'm trying to hide my crying from my uni classmates and lecturer because it's fucking embarrassing.

I am revealing my powerlevel here but I have Asperger's Syndrome and still live with my parents. This is VITAL info. IF the police come to my house, I will be made homeless as I have already had the police at my door for petty incidents in the past.
 
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Philosophy Nong said:
I am sat here in a fucking UNIVERSITY LECTURE in tears as I type this. I'm trying to hide my crying from my uni classmates and lecturer because it's fucking embarrassing.

I am revealing my powerlevel here but I have Asperger's Syndrome and still live with my parents. This is VITAL info. IF the police come to my house, I will be made homeless as I have already had the police at my door for petty incidents in the past.
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stop posting my info online
where you got this
 
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when I was like 9 the principal of my school thought I was psychotic (I wasn't, I just acted out because I didn't want to be at school) and demanded that my mom get me evaluated so she did and I somehow got prescribed both an antipsychotic and amphetamines. They ended up only cancelling each other out and I had really bad side effects that didn't stop until like 2 years after I stopped taking them and I'm pretty sure it fucked up my brain permanently. My mom got really mad at the hospital for prescribing me them and the companies for not having all of the side effects listed and I think one of the side effects is on there now because my mom and other parents got pissed about it. If they had done a class action suit we'd probably be rich
 
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When I was in high school the staff thought I was an international student, and not because I didn't know how to speak English - it was because I was one of the few non-white people at that school. I never said anything because I was given extra time to write my exams, lol.
 
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