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[Sailor_Jupiter]

I got called a Nigger in high school.

The twist? I'm not a Nigger.

It's time to accept that you're secretly a transblack!

 

[cuddle striker]

I'm gainfully employed.

 

[yummy hand sanitizer]

I can run in four-inch high heels.

 

[The Sourdough Region]

Raw spinach is my favorite leafy green.

 

[El Garbage]

I own a house.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I just laughed awkwardly at a co-worker after they told me they had a crush on me in highschool and lamented being single in the same breath.

My exact words were "I'm the worst person to crush on."

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

escalators freak me out

 

[DatBepisTho]

I'm bummed that I have the unshaved version of Naddie Stewart's hair style.

 

[Black Waltz]

I'm a hypochondriac

 

[Ntwadumela]

Apparently I'm a pretty good marksman.

.20 Calibur Hornet bolt-action hunting rifle (with Sniper scope), 50 meters

.44 Calibur Revolver (first time TBH, recoil took me by surprise but I quickly got used to it), 25 meters

Bow and arrow, approx. 25 meters each (different places). Took me a few minutes to get the hang of it, it's definitely harder than shooting with a gun. All the other piercings in the second shot were from different people.

 

[NQ 952]

My name is Donal Trump and I pay my taxes.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Ever since I was small, I've been drawing from my imagination 99% of the time, only using references if I feel I need to. This is apparently a very high skill from what I've read up on it, and I only personally knew one other artist who was the same way.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I actually am the Prime Minister of Ireland.

 

[shoebill]

I'm beautiful

 

[Ntwadumela]

Ever since I was small, I've been drawing from my imagination 99% of the time, only using references if I feel I need to. This is apparently a very high skill from what I've read up on it, and I only personally knew one other artist who was the same way.

You know what? I can relate very much to that. I've experienced the same thing: drawing from imagination mostly and doing it well. Great job

 

[DuskEngine]

I actually am the Prime Minister of Ireland.

In all seriousness, I look forward to the inevitable scandal when some or the other head of state is revealed to be a huge shitposter.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I apparently have quite the scream. One of my favorite camping memories was I was using the men's toilet (everyone used it because the women's was gross, and the doors had no locks), and a nearby stranger camper opened the door and everyone heard clear as day my half-a-second-long shriek from the rough equivalent of a football field or so. The "Jacket Man" (as we dubbed him) took off and we never saw him again the rest of the time we were there, probably opted to instead shit in the woods.

 

[Zarkov]

I can't smile properly.

If I show my teeth it makes me look like a pedo on the hunt for preys, and if I keep my mouth closed I look like I'm holding back the biggest turd of the century.

 

[Shit Waifu]

I can put my feet behind my head.

 

[DatBepisTho]

The biggest book in my bookcase-collapsing collection is a foot by a foot and weighs twenty pounds. What is it you ask? An anatomy encyclopedia on the skeletal structures of humans and common terrestrial animals. It thicc.