💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Oliver Onions]

*earning a fourth of the pay from before while living in THE PROMISED LAND OF GLORIOUS NIPPON

Can't put a price on fulfilling your destiny

 

[Korpon]

Sounds like some of ya'll are just jealous Cheebs is not only going to Japan, but living in Japan. Jelly much?


Did you know he went to Japan?

 

[TV's Adam West]

Chibi is going to slay Japanese underage strange while wearing his donkey Kong bomber jacket.

 

[Looney Troons]

What’s the current betting line on how long it takes Chibi, upon arrival to Japan, to make a vaguebook post about regretting moving to Japan?

I’m in for 3 weeks.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What the fuck is this garbage chink slop he’s playing? It’s some weird horse girl fetish game. Several of the characters look suspiciously underage, which I suppose lines up well with Adam

Dude it's fucking Japan. They're all sorts of fucked up over there. I've literally given up trying to understand some of the fetishes and perversions that so many Japanese men have.

I'm so excited. I hope he gets interviewed by ANOTHER Jap TV show and makes an ass of himself again.

I still want him to become the next David-Kun and trying to be more Japanese than the Japanese while plastering his one room apaato with animu pictures.

Sounds like some of ya'll are just jealous Cheebs is not only going to Japan, but living in Japan. Jelly much?


Did you know he went to Japan?

Been there, done that.

But the part that I'm going to love is how ball meltingly hot Tokyo is in the summer and Chibi is going in the middle of August. We're talking normal daytime temperatures in the low 40's C or low 100's F. But with the humidity sometimes going over 90% for days at a time it can reach lethal temperatures of the high 40's / low 50's which translates out to around 120F.

Summers in Tokyo are brutal.

What’s the current betting line on how long it takes Chibi, upon arrival to Japan, to make a vaguebook post about regretting moving to Japan?

I’m in for 3 weeks.

A week at most when he's complaining about the heat.

Each time he went it was cooler and more pleasant.

 

[Whaler]

Still a dumb decision considering he doesn't speak the language fluently. If I were moving elsewhere, I would be looking for a job that pays equally as well or exceeds the pay of what I have been offered/had in the past and speak the language fluently. Then again, this is arguably coming from my own greed and use of number crunching.

There's no way Cheebs (or anybody else for that matter) would move to another country and get a job making just over twice the yearly income with no experience or education. Cheebs got the best job in Japan he could possibly get with what skills he has. His best move would have been to get an actual degree in something related to computers that can be done remotely and then moved to Japan. Instead of the better options he could have gone with, he picked the worst because he's stupid, has no work ethic or experience, no education, and thinks he's going to strike it rich in Japan teaching English because he doesn't know better. The only reason he had that cushy AT&T was because of his mom, not because they liked him.

 

[Quizibo]

As someone that has been living in Japan for a long ass time, I can comfortably say that he will not last a year. He will probably be getting at most ¥280,000/month (~$1800) and most of that is going to go down the drain. If the company is renting him an apartment, that will be like 1/3 of his salary and many companies will work hard to jew foreigners out of money along the way. I can't remember but I think he said he was going for a teaching position, which means that realistically his salary will be around ¥250,000/month. If the place offered him a contractor license, that means he will have to cover healthcare, social security, and taxes all out of pocket. Companies that hire foreign workers also pad the salary to control them as well. They may start the base salary as legally low as it can go, like ¥175,000/month and then add things like "housing allowance" and "attendance allowance" to get it up to the ¥250,000/month stated on the contract and then if you miss a day of work (maybe even late to work) or the company apartment is a mess, they will deduct that from the salary. Not even getting into the work hours, legally a Japanese company can work someone without overtime if the business has less than 9 people or something like that. So let's say that he is working for a company like NOVA or Kids Duo, which has 1000s of employees for the company, hires him and puts him in a location that only has like 8 people working there, they can work him for like 45 hours a week without overtime pay, that would mean the 40 hours for the week AND a Saturday. If he complains about it, then they can just fire him since he would be on a contractor agreement and hundreds of people like him are literally coming in to fill those positions.
Japan is also a place where you HAVE to assimilate. If you don't know the language or how to work through the bureaucracy, you're going to have the worst time. They also don't appreciate people like him. No one wants to be friends with a fat, bearded white guy that likes anime and videogames, they are a dime a dozen in Tokyo now which will make his life even harder because people hate them.
But if the job and society don't beat him down, the cost of living with a shit salary will.

 

[Lactose tolerant]

What’s the current betting line on how long it takes Chibi, upon arrival to Japan, to make a vaguebook post about regretting moving to Japan?

I’m in for 3 weeks.

I think he'll last longer, I don't think he is willing to give up living in the land of his dreams that easy. He'll make it at least till Christmas. And I add to my bet that he'll leave for financial reasons (high living cost + low wage + too much consooming).

 

[00R-Gundam]

So considering chibi is gonna have a hard time in Japan based on the input of my fellow kiwis and considering how much of a sex pest he has/can be, what are the odds he will commit one of japan's pastimes: Molestation(痴漢行為)? From what ive read is a very prevalent thing with next to no consequences for committing said crimes. Wouldnt surprise me if the stress and the frustration leads him to such.

 

[Racial Slurs the Movie]

I know we all think Cheebs will fail in Japan but like DSP he is one of gods chosen retards, he will somehow manage to luck his way into some random job that'll sustain his lifestyle in the most embarrassing way possible.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I still want him to become the next David-Kun and trying to be more Japanese than the Japanese

Same. I want to see him try and pokerface a mouthful of stringy, stinky natto with some raw egg stirred in.

 

[FamicomGorby]

So considering chibi is gonna have a hard time in Japan based on the input of my fellow kiwis and considering how much of a sex pest he has/can be, what are the odds he will commit one of japan's pastimes: Molestation(痴漢行為)? From what ive read is a very prevalent thing with next to no consequences for committing said crimes. Wouldnt surprise me if the stress and the frustration leads him to such.

He's a gaijin so if he did then none at all. The police are biased against foreigners in pretty much any case, he's not getting away with anything.

I could see him trying out the sex market in Tokyo though. Prostitution is basically legal in Japan, just penetrative sex is still illegal. Though for that there's kind of a loophole but not really for gaijin.

There are tons of "shops" online that list women for different sex acts, some will even specialize in specific fetishes. All someone does is message them on Line, then the woman either meets them at a love hotel or at the shop if it's big enough, and they pay the prostitute in cash when she gets there. Prices vary by shop and what they'll do but they're like 10~20,000 yen an hour.

Basically, I wouldn't be surprised if the "Chibi brags about getting a Nihon blow job" arc is upcoming.

Alternatively, the "Chibi gets robbed while creeping on some teenage runaway whores in Shinjuku" arc.

 

[Billy Bong]

I watched the VOD of Chibi playing the horse racing anime girl game.
He is functionally retarded. By the end of that stream, he had to have a person on voice with him to tell him what button to push because he had no idea what the fuck was happening.
I'm sure he will prosper once he goes East, to the land of Nihon. I can't wait to see it unfold.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

From what ive read is a very prevalent thing with next to no consequences for committing said crimes.

Only if you're
1) An American Soldier
2) Black

Adam meets neither requirement so if he tries to recreate one of his favorite hentai scenes on a train he'll probably get his skull beat in and thrown in a cell. JP Police do not like stanky ass gaijin.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Okay so hear me out. Money aside, Japan might be the perfect place for a ding dong like Chibi.

In the US everyone understands the words that come out of his mouth, which makes people hate him. In Japan they'll only sort of understand the stupid shit he says and will just smile and nod at him until he pays whatever he owes. The whole thing about being isolated isn't going to hit a sperg like him the same, he'll have his Nintendo after all. Any annoyance the Nips throw at him for his stupid behavior will go right over his head. He's also a very obvious retard so he might end up on one of those game shows where they torture people to the delight of many. He could be an overnight sensation!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

From what ive read is a very prevalent thing with next to no consequences for committing said crimes. Wouldnt surprise me if the stress and the frustration leads him to such.

He's too much of a pussy to be a chikan. If he did do so he'd be one of the guys that is followed out by the woman who is yelling at him, flags down the security and the cops are called.

One thing you don't want in Japan is to be a foreigner who's had the cops called on you.

Same. I want to see him try and pokerface a mouthful of stringy, stinky natto with some raw egg stirred in.
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I'm a bit of a weirdo because I actually like natto. But I would love to see him try it and choke it down. The raw egg and all that is for when you add it to hot rice and yes, it's fucking delicious.

Prostitution is basically legal in Japan, just penetrative sex is still illegal. Though for that there's kind of a loophole but not really for gaijin.

There are tons of "shops" online that list women for different sex acts, some will even specialize in specific fetishes. All someone does is message them on Line, then the woman either meets them at a love hotel or at the shop if it's big enough, and pay the prostitute in cash. Prices vary by shop and what they'll do but they're like 10~20,000 yen an hour.

Basically, I wouldn't be surprised if the "Chibi brags about getting a Nihon blow job" arc is upcoming.

I'd love to see him try to get into a Soapland because it's not happening. Hell even a "blowjob club" will probably turn him away and yes that is exactly what it sounds like. You pay like 20,000 yen, sit in a seat with high walls around it and some middle aged whore comes out and blows you. Dunno if gaijin are allowed there or not. Or just hit up an escort site and choose a woman that speaks English and does house calls.

As for the "Nihon blow job" arc all he has to do is hit up some club in Roppongi and maybe some Japanese tart will take pity on him if he buys her enough booze.

Adam meets neither requirement so if he tries to recreate one of his favorite hentai scenes on a train he'll probably get his skull beat in and thrown in a cell. JP Police do not like stanky ass gaijin.

He'll be sent to the Immigration bureau on the top floor where they have a actual holding cells. His visa will be revoked and the cops will then have him placed on the first flight back home.

 

[RollingRock2]

They could make a game show sort of like Takeshi's Castle but filmed indoors with Chibi being the only contestant and he is in a different cosplay every week. The obstacles would be rotated out to keep it fresh. There would be a live audience with the front row being standing only and they can throw dodgeballs at Chibi the entire episode. Maybe make the front row male only. Filmed every Saturday and if Chibi wins that episode (however its determined) they pay 1/4 of his rent that month. They could call it the "Fat dumb American challenge." Chibi would love it.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

They could make a game show sort of like Takeshi's Castle but filmed indoors with Chibi being the only contestant and he is in a different cosplay every week. The obstacles would be rotated out to keep it fresh. There would be a live audience with the front row being standing only and they can throw dodgeballs at Chibi the entire episode. Maybe make the front row male only. Filmed every Saturday and if Chibi wins that episode (however its determined) they pay 1/4 of his rent that month. They could call it the "Fat dumb American challenge." Chibi would love it.

Denpa Shonen: A Life in Prizes Part II

Adam only gets food/supplies from his speedrun winnings

 

[SemSem]

Chibi is too much of a chickenshit to actually try to molest people. As far as I know he is just a sexpest in text form, with the dickpics and other boundary overstepping. Correct me if I am wrong, though.

Realistically, I can see him trying his luck on Tinder or maybe with a colleague (or God forbid a Student) ,get rejected and pity post on Facebook. Or he gets scammed out of his money by a Gaijin hunter

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

or God forbid a Student

Oh shit.

He would, wouldn't he? He'll absolutely try to use his position to rail one of his female students.