🔥 Zoosadist Pamperchu - Microwaved Diapers, Pedophilia, Zoosadism, and Meth

[Cuntspiracy Man]

It would be entertaining if he trooned out first or became overtly political, in a "J-pilled Nick Fuentes Fan" way.
How easily is he influenced?

guys guys what if... what if we made him think funny epic things like uh, if nazis are attacking chuck-e-cheese and that he is a lesbian soul and also jesus christ haha that would be hilarious, how come nobody has ever done that before? epic win!

 

[neger psykolog]

Note the pile of pills next to the wine bottle

Lifehack: if you ever want a hook up for drugs just ask your local furries because they all party hard as fuck.

 

[Agares]

Lifehack: if you ever want a hook up for drugs just ask your local furries because they all party hard as fuck.

And they're all gay and hooking up with each other, and each one of them has a dozen deviant fetishes. Good luck, have fun and don't get AIDS.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Lifehack: if you ever want a hook up for drugs just ask your local furries because they all party hard as fuck.

And they're all gay and hooking up with each other, and each one of them has a dozen deviant fetishes. Good luck, have fun and don't get AIDS.

Is there a way of being unappealing to a furry? You know kind of like feeling safe around a pedophile cause you're too old for their taste, what's the furry equivalent? How can I make myself unfuckable to them?

I know the common joke is "Be a woman" or "Be straight" but come on, we all know that's not true, these people aren't pure homosexuals they're just opportunistic ones, they'll fuck chicks and heteros too, a hole is a hole

 

[CowPox]

Is there a way of being unappealing to a furry? You know kind of like feeling safe around a pedophile cause you're too old for their taste, what's the furry equivalent? How can I make myself unfuckable to them?

I know the common joke is "Be a woman" or "Be straight" but come on, we all know that's not true, these people aren't pure homosexuals they're just opportunistic ones, they'll fuck chicks and heteros too, a hole is a hole

Threaten to kill them.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Threaten to kill them.

That must be a fetish

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

That must be a fetish

It is.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Is there a way of being unappealing to a furry? You know kind of like feeling safe around a pedophile cause you're too old for their taste, what's the furry equivalent? How can I make myself unfuckable to them?

Paedophiles are niche, they only want to fuck kids. Furries will fuck literally anything. There's no way to be safe from them. If you're fat then you'll get some pyrocynical fat furry shit, if you're thin you'll get feeder fetishists. If you're beautiful then well you'd get anyone, if you're ugly you'll get some ugly bastard fetishists. Don't shower? Feet and armpit fetishists will hone in on you like a bloodhound. If you're not into sex then you'll get someone wanting to do things that are technically nonsexual like diapers or cucking. If you chop your cock off and fill your asshole with cement you'll still get someone with a fucking knee fetish. For every thing you could do to yourself it might repulse one of them but it will just attract fetishists opposite of them. The best you can do is go mtf carve your crotch out and get the proper necrotic puss shit smell.

That or just have remotely right wing beliefs and that will scare off almost all of them. Though you have a 0.1% chance of being abducted and hate raped into shitting yourself so they can diaper you.

 

[Agares]

Pamperchu is being a great neighbor walking around with no pants on in plain view of the public and revving up his Camaro randomly. He said he did it to blow out some carbon buildup in the engine that made it backfire before the video was made. Not a car person, so no idea if that could be true.

He still has the box of free toys for the children of earth on his porch, in case you needed a reminder that he's still a child predator waiting to happen.

Our horrorcow concludes his excursion outside and goes back into his hovel to put on some relaxing North Korean tunes. Note the Telegram notification in the upper left corner. He spends the rest of the video babbling some meth nonsense about North Korea and Kim Jong Un.

EDIT: BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

"Where my niggas at?" he says as he zooms uncomfortably close to the pic of the black kid (I think that's his cousin?). And then he goes on a rant about how his mom chopped off a kid's penis when Pamps was a kid. I hope to god that's meth psychosis talking and not a true story.

"Eh, I still look kinda good, right? Hopefully the kids will like me cuz I love children. I would never cut off a child's penis! That's so bad! I got all the diapers just for you..... and me" - the nightmare fuel quote of the day.

 

[Agares]

DOUBLE POST TIME

"Nigga" recap, part 2

Pamps tweaks out with his toys some more, saying he's been up for 5 days and it's totally not drugs. He then goes on again about how his mom allegedly killed a baby by chopping off his penis.

Then he zooms the camera at one of his neighbor's homes, which has a Smurf graffitti'd on it, saying his neighbor lowered his property value.

Pamperchu then gets out a Polaroid camera, takes a pic of himself in the bathroom mirror and proceeds to show us some pics he'd already taken with it. Several of them are of him licking his own feet. Also of note, he flips over this one and says "We don't wanna see that!" I got a very blurry screenshot of it and I think it's him fucking something. It happens right around the 6:30 mark.

Spoiler: Probably NSFL

We get a glimpse of it again at the 7:20 mark. He says it involves his weewee, so "it's fine".

Spoiler: Probably NSFL

Then at 8:25 he says "PEDOPHILE PRIDE. It's July 12th and we use polaroid because we don't have to go to the grocery store to develop film and take pictures of naked children." and then he goes on a tangent about how people would get 20 years in jail for doing that, but to him "thankfully that's not the case anymore".

Then he rants about wanting to torture and kill his mom before he pivots to diaper squishing and throwing a possibly poopy diaper into his fancy microwave.

 

[GeorgeAK]

Pamperchu uploaded a new video named "nigga" where hes obviously high or drunk walking around his house listening to rap music and trying to be offensive
He keeps talking about blowing up portland and saying his mom cut the penis off a kid, he also takes a polaroid picture of himself and says he has the camera for pedophile pride so he can take photos of kids (?). The video ends with pamps listening to black and yellow by wiz kalifa and then says "you n words are fucking toasted" in response to a bar from the song about diamonds in his watch

 

[AnOminous]

This ends nowhere good.

 

[Agares]

I took spiritual damage watching and recapping those 2 videos. And "Nigga" was recorded on July 12th so who knows how much more degeneracy Michael has been up to since then.

My soul hurts, Kiwibros and my hatred of Portland has never been stronger.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

I wonder how an interaction between Andy Ditch and Pamperchu would go

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

DOUBLE POST TIME

"Nigga" recap, part 2

Pamps tweaks out with his toys some more, saying he's been up for 5 days and it's totally not drugs. He then goes on again about how his mom allegedly killed a baby by chopping off his penis.
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Then he zooms the camera at one of his neighbor's homes, which has a Smurf graffitti'd on it, saying his neighbor lowered his property value.
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Pamperchu then gets out a Polaroid camera, takes a pic of himself in the bathroom mirror and proceeds to show us some pics he'd already taken with it. Several of them are of him licking his own feet. Also of note, he flips over this one and says "We don't wanna see that!" I got a very blurry screenshot of it and I think it's him fucking something. It happens right around the 6:30 mark.

Spoiler: Probably NSFL

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We get a glimpse of it again at the 7:20 mark. He says it involves his weewee, so "it's fine".

Spoiler: Probably NSFL

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Then at 8:25 he says "PEDOPHILE PRIDE. It's July 12th and we use polaroid because we don't have to go to the grocery store to develop film and take pictures of naked children." and then he goes on a tangent about how people would get 20 years in jail for doing that, but to him "thankfully that's not the case anymore".

Then he rants about wanting to torture and kill his mom before he pivots to diaper squishing and throwing a possibly poopy diaper into his fancy microwave.
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this man has some great quotes

 

[Agares]

this man has some great quotes

Yeah, they'll help prosecution's charges stick after he gets arrested.

 

[stares at error messages]

creepy ass paintings on the walls

Paedophile John Podesta would be approve.

 

[Agares]

Paedophile John Podesta would be approve.
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Pampizzagatechu.

The only thing notable in his latest diaper video is he wants it for "his kids". All his children will wear diapers! It's space age technology!

He wants real kids, but he'll keep his stuffed Chuck e Cheeses.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Pamperchu is being a great neighbor walking around with no pants on in plain view of the public and revving up his Camaro randomly. He said he did it to blow out some carbon buildup in the engine that made it backfire before the video was made. Not a car person, so no idea if that could be true.

Just want to point out about 30 seconds into this video he says that 'youtube doesn't like that' when the person filming zooms in on his crotch. The 'archive' channel had a video removed where he did exactly that not too long ago, and why would he know exactly what youtube doesn't like unless he has had experience with exactly that? And there's only one channel on youtube posting new pamperchu footage. Just incase the 'archive' channel also just randomly making playlists that he listens to. Ok yea could be someone else running it for him but like yea a 'friend' 'runs' 'his' channel 'for him' wink wink. I don't buy it and it's just him on that account let's be honest.

 

[Agares]

Pamps tweaked out in front of some innocent road workers today, thankfully while wearing pants. If only they knew what he was all about.

His latest project is building a pyramid of used diapers and then he goes on a sidequest to smash a bug on his wall.

But just when you think it's boring, Pamps cuts to footage of him asking his neighbor if he "still wants one" and to come on over.

The video then concludes with Pamps stomping on a used diaper.