📚 Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[TexasRanger]

Sooo...

Which one of you dang dirty trolls could have predicted that Lamprey Dick's "Phase 3" would quickly come undone (in this case quite literally)?

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Do you really want to know what it looks like?

Spoiler: The caption should be "it's getting worse" because this is still very much a work in progress

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https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1msv462/it_got_worse/

Oh, turns out the "problems" with Phase 3 already started yesterday, as Lamprey Dick was kind enough to provide us with photographic evidence of the stitches coming undone:

Spoiler: I really hate this thing - catheters are truly my number one nemesis.

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Yeah, I don't think the catheters are your enemy, hon. Talk about misplaced resentment.

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1mscme0/one_stitch_undone/

Went through her post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/0AtneSWizx

"How do I explain being trans to a barely fluent Ukrainians kid"

I wish this cow was as much a cam whore as i.e Amber or Guntarella. She would have a thread of her own on the Farms for sure.

 

[Boson]

Might be the only one but whenever someone here posts a REAL dick or vagina it’s like eye bleach.

 

[Audit]

Might be the only one but whenever someone here posts a REAL dick or vagina it’s like eye bleach.

The only place on the internet where a woman is relieved to open a thread to see unrequested dick pics.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

where a woman is relieved to open a thread to see unrequested dick pics

Finally my time has come!!

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I looked into his profile, he’s a psychiatric nurse. Jesus Christ.

https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/s/Q6Ds92wdeD

He also looks like this

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How is this ethical? Do loved ones and insurance companies who cover this facility know this is who is treating psych patients? Imagine being in some sort of psychosis and having this coming to help.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Now she's bragging to the true and honest penis-havers of r/phallo that she had sex with her wife. With that...thing.

"Yaaaassss bro!!! Love this for you, qween, I mean, dude!!!"

 

[Otterly]

stitches coming undone:

What gets me is how tenuous the stitching is. The picture says one stitch undone, and the gap is huge. When you close a wound you’re supposed to layer stitches if it’ll be holding tension - so a deeper layer (or several) to hold the substance then the skin can just be closed delicately with smaller neater work. No tension in that top layer, it’s for aesthetics
Here it just looks like one layer of widely spaced stitching is holding everything, and SPROING! When one pops it opens up a huge wound. And that of course changes the forces on the surrounding tissue.
It’s such shoddy, shitty work.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Justa-random-persen's leg is now coming undone:

I'm going to refrain from making comments this time; there is just waaaayyy too much for any marginally sane observer to unpack here, so I'm gonna let y'all do that yourself in the comfort of your own homes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1mtoy6c/fear_and_rage_and_oh_my_god_whys_it_all_gotta/

 

[JudyTester]

Justa-random-persen's leg is now coming undone:

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I'm going to refrain from making comments this time; there is just waaaayyy too much for any marginally sane observer to unpack here, so I'm gonna let y'all do that yourself in the comfort of your own homes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1mtoy6c/fear_and_rage_and_oh_my_god_whys_it_all_gotta/

And an archive.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Spoiler: PSA on archiving.

Easiest way to archive Reddit posts is just using archive.ph/archive.is/archive.today, as I find GhostArchive doesn't play nicely with Reddit for some reason. (I find it better to use GA for Twitter as it can capture threads more neatly.)

Not every Reddit displays pictures in its archived version, so I often capture photos separately by taking it from the non-archived post as troons 'n' poons are vicious little deleters. You can hide, but not from me!
Also, if anyone needs help archiving, you can always @ me and I'll help when possible.

Thread tax.
Last time we saw Bubbly_Artichoke7401, she gave us a more shots of her horrible back scarring rather than any pictures of that stupid little thing she wants to call a penis. But you're all in luck - not only has she taken plenty of photos since, but they're all downright horrible! And apparently, she has barely any sensation in it!
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Surgery stages in chronological (detailed post)​

Images going from earliest to latest.
First pic, Serbia, dr miro Djorjevic about 1-2 weeks post stage one. Phallus creation, scrotoplasty, total hysto and UL reroute to my growth. Also said they did colpocleisis but either it completely opened up or this was a lie (read for more info)
Second pic, showing how my growth ended up healing after stage one, looked quite different as you can see.
Third pic and fourth pic, Serbia, Dr miro Djorjevic, about 1 week post op glansplasty without using extra skin and also graft taken from leg to extend the urethra to the tip (this is NOT standard practice for him and will not do this unless you explicitly ask for UL extension to the tip). In the fourth pic I already had complications and my urethra which was about 1cm along the phallus opened and I had to pee from my growth again. They had to restitch my natal hole as it had opened up slightly.
These stages were 9 months apart.
Fifth pic was how the graft looked once it took and some time had gone by (maybe a month or so)
Sixth pic showing the graft even more smooth as time had gone by.
Seventh pic to show how my phallus looked from the side before being tubularised the next day
Eighth pic shows how the glans healed, not happy with it, I should asked for them to take extra skin instead.
Ninth pic showing the graft site at 6 months post op
Tenth pic, Serbia, dr rados Djinovic, about 4 days post op, tubularised the penis, reshaped the base to make it more round, revision of the scrotum to remove excess skin. VERY happy at this point, I had lost faith in miro and was really hoping Rados would’ve helped out and he really did. He also saw via camera that the internal ‘tunnel’ was completely opened so he restitched that up entirely. This was a surprise to me but I’m glad he did it obviously.
Eleventh pic, unfortunately a massive fistula opened..
Twelfth pic, 5 months post op fistula is fully closed but the phallus shape is really bad because of the fistula, balls looking good, my urethra exit from tip had lowered to just under the glans and was very very small
Thirteenth and fourteenth pic showing how my phallus looked after the fistula healed from front and side
Fourteenth and most recent pic, 5 days post op fistula revision, phallus shape revision, scar tissue removal and urethra revision to widen it ; unfortunately it could not go to the tip like it was after stage 3 and it has stayed just under the glans. Dr Djinovic however created the illusion of a meatus in the centre.
This is what I’m recovering from now, I’ll keep you posted once this stage has healed up. It’s the last major one for now, idk if that’ll change in the future.
Some notes:
First two stages Dr miro djorjevic, last two dr Rados Djinovic, both in Serbia, I wish I would’ve gone with Djinovic from the start.
I do want to get my glans redone, maybe back home.
I had MLD and initial size they measured was 16cm but I never saw it be that size, from stage one onwards it had fluctuated from 10cm to 12.5cm and post this recent stage I think it’s longer due to the scar tissue being released, I’ll have to confirm in the future.
I never got debulking
My graft site is not as subtle as I wish it could’ve been and I have very little sensation.
AMA

Spoiler: You should be glad that hunk of corpsemeat is unfeeling, actually!

Rubber dickie, you're the one - you make bath time so much fun!: a TiF and her special little guy take a special mommy-and-baby bath together. This one's definitely for the photo album, wouldn't you say?
FullPhallo_Alchemist (Dr. Gallegos; radial forearm flap (RFF) phalloplasty)
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First bath with the little guy ​

I'm a big fan of having a bath every now and then, so now that everything is closed up I couldn't wait to hop back in since it finally felt safe to do so. Regardless, I gave the tub a super thorough cleaning beforehand just to be safe.
I love the way he pokes out of the water when I lean back to soak The reduction in my dysphoria is incredible and I am so glad I have gotten to this point. I can't wait until I have balls and I can get some medical tattooing done as well.

Spoiler: Where are those baby-eating dingoes when you need them?

A tranny wonders why an experimental, non-regulated and pointless cosmetic procedure often has such wildly different outcomes between patients and providers. Grotesquely, he describes some surgeons capable of "producing porn star pussies" and supposedly "fully functional vaginas," which implies that surgeons are doing anything more than rearranging flesh to form a mockery of what a mother's womb creates naturally. Wishing OP a very smelly stinkditch when his time comes.
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Why are SRS results so uncertain?​

Basically the title..
I feel like the results are very inconsistent, even on the “best” surgeons with the most “consistent” results. I know YMMV but still, that inconsistency is just not something I’m comfortable with.
Those surgeons will produce porn star pussies but will also have results that I would not be satisfied with. They will also have produced a fully functioning vagina but some their patients are having difficulties dilating even more than a year post-op.
So besides choosing the “right” doctor, what do you think are the most important factors of having a successful SRS results, both aesthetically and functionally?

Buds, nipped: a pooner mourns the loss of nipple sensation, which anyone could've fucking told her would happen when getting her breasts operated on and her nipples removed and repositioned on her chest as skin grafts. Sounds like being flat ain't all it's cracked up to be!
Plus_Refrigerator875 (bilateral cosmetic mastectomy with double incisions)
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Nipple grief​

I was wondering if anyone has felt similarly to me about grieving their nipples? I had the option to do buttonhole or even nipple sparing DI, but I decided to do traditional DI to achieve the most flatness. I’m almost a year post op and I’m really grieving the loss of sensation and appearance of my nipples. I had a small chest to begin with and I wish I would have chosen another surgery method and done a revision if needed. I’m not sure how to forgive myself.

 

[TexasRanger]

How is this ethical? Do loved ones and insurance companies who cover this facility know this is who is treating psych patients? Imagine being in some sort of psychosis and having this coming to help.

next gem, right under her post on /r:

MostlyMK
•4mo ago
Transgender
I was (and still am) a Cub Scout leader when my egg cracked, so I needed to come out to the parents of the kids before I started to transition.

Beyond parody.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Also, the "balls" look unholy.

I didn’t even notice the “balls” because of the burst and gangrenous frankenweiner. What in the name of Moloch is going on with this unholy abomination? Are they budding or growing cysts?

Edit: I could not recall what Lamprey Dick aka grazo94 looked like originally so I took it upon myself to go back and find the first post of her and her stupid rotting appendage. Behold, a penis:

Spoiler: nsfw rotdog

The post:
Post in thread 'SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/srs-and-grs-surgeons-and-associated-horrors.76786/post-16428666

 

[Stan]

How is this ethical? Do loved ones and insurance companies who cover this facility know this is who is treating psych patients? Imagine being in some sort of psychosis and having this coming to help.

I would complain to the charge nurse and my attending physician if I had to deal with a tranny with a forked tongue on staff at my looney bin on the basis that I sincerely think he might be Voldemort. "I think he will kill me if we're left alone", "He showed me his giant snake", "He killed Cedric in front of me and also my parents."
May not get him fired but at least it can get him reassigned off working with me.

What gets me is how tenuous the stitching is. The picture says one stitch undone, and the gap is huge. When you close a wound you’re supposed to layer stitches if it’ll be holding tension - so a deeper layer (or several) to hold the substance then the skin can just be closed delicately with smaller neater work. No tension in that top layer, it’s for aesthetics
Here it just looks like one layer of widely spaced stitching is holding everything, and SPROING! When one pops it opens up a huge wound. And that of course changes the forces on the surrounding tissue.
It’s such shoddy, shitty work.

Girl scouts in Grade Five sewing pillows and billfolds for the first time at summer camp could do a better job honestly. I don't get how these ostensible plastic surgeons get out of residency without knowing you sometimes need two or even three layers of stitches. Like, I KNOW THAT and I never went to medical school... I just shadowed a lot of surgery... what's their excuse?

 

[Vulvalover1]

Always an interesting feeling to have one of our old pooners pop back up with their awful and disturbing (and very banana) rot dog news, ‘Hello darkness my old friend’...
Lamprey’s original flayed chunk of skin layering is an image that has stayed with me these past months / years (?) so the update was well met !!!
I cannot believe this one will survive, that catheter has been inside for how long ? It’s splitting open day by day, the base looks horrendous but obviously all eyes are on the fistula that has turned rip but the base looks bad indeed, white / yellowing (could also be a little iodine )
So Lampreys current state is :
inside = rot, outside = rot. It is falling apart.
So .. how long are we giving this until the news that she has been de-dogged?
I think it will be an early autumn removal..
a fall fall .. late September surgery..
If the general pop / passer by / Joe Public/ silent majority could just see this.. fucking hell man it’s so so insane !!

 

[JohnnyG]

Which one of you dang dirty trolls could have predicted that Lamprey Dick's "Phase 3" would quickly come undone (in this case quite literally)?

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1msv462/it_got_worse/

And in the replies, a gaggle of Dudes doing the most Masc & Male thing possible: getting heckin' respectful consent before hugging their Bro.

Spoiler: Rainbow-garden, AdWinter4333

sending hugs your way (if that's okay)

Add a bunch more from me, if you need them (respectfully). Much sympathy and support from an internet stranger, rooting for you!

 

[Magic Pickle]

Pretty much all text posts for today, but I do have one phallo for the more visually inspired rubberneckers.

A pooner gets one of the most common medical procedures for phalloplastic patients performed - stricture repair and urethroplasty - and asks others for their experiences. As to be expected, at least two other users weigh in, including FTMdre (who was last featured over here and over here), which implies things aren't going quite so well for FTMdre either.
Gullible_Junket8394 (radial forearm flap (RFF) phalloplasty)
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johanson urethroplasty​

Anyone had johanson urethroplasty? If so, can anyone share their story with me? How did it go etc. I had it yesterday, but ive never heard of it?
This is how it looks like for the people that didnt know what this was either

Spoiler: Just feels like you should accept sitting to pee at this point.

Compare to OP's pictures from 18 hours ago (as of posting):

The evil TikTok TERFs continue to have the last laugh as falloutcatboy's complications persist, but things are getting pretty serious now as her workplace tells her to shape up or ship out. Of course, rather than focus on keeping her employment, OP is focusing on more aesthetic elements of her rotdog such as a glansplasty. "Standing to pee has been my goal this entire time," she writes, eyes fiery with determination, "so if I need the second half of this repair to [achive] it, [its] a necessity to me."
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Long recovery time and work​

Ugh. So ive been on fmla all summer (stage one with ul) as one usually is with these big surgeries.
I have a fistula/stricture repair coming up next month. Well work just called me to tell me my fmla is up and I'm being given a 30 day grace period to get better or be fired.
It really sucks because I'm also trying to schedule my glandsplasty and asthetic repairs for this year too because if insurance rolls over I have to pay so so much. Rn ive hit my out of pocket max.
I could try and schedule it for nov/dec and just accept I'm getting fired but finally have the dick I want and have the insurance just long enough to cover surgery (assuming i can get the date I want).
Only problem is I might need a two stage stricture repair, in which the second half is 9months later.
My question is this: if my job ends up firing me, and I need the two stage repair, how would I go about getting access to the second stage?
I cannot guarantee I'll get a new job with trans friendly insurance. Since its a stricture, is there a case to be made for my surgeon to count it as a non-trans surgery? He's out of network (with current insurance, have an exception).
Just trying to figure out the logistics of getting the second half of the repair while I may be looking for a new job and no guarantee of good insurance.
Standing to pee has been my goal this entire time so if I need the second half of this repair to achive it, its a necessity to me.

Weapons grade copium: a TiF tries to justifiy how ackshully, a phalloplasty is, like, way better than one of those icky nasty biopeens! I mean, you don't even have to get weird boners! Love the fact that troons 'n' poons simultaneously gloss over the fact that one of the greatest draws of healthy, natal genitals is procreation. Obviously what matters is staying hard after orgasm! And because there is no fucking pleasing these people, commenters admonish OP for her language, stating that "unassisted erections" is superior terminology to "natural erections," because such wording can be "weaponized" against bottom surgery. Also, some chick seriously expects me to believe she's been with numerous biological men with phallos. The ride never ends!
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Crazy hear me out about phalloplasty​

This is probably a tenth dentist opinion but I actually think that manual erections will be better for me personally.
Cons:You can’t have the sort of fun where your partner makes you get erect (except they pump you)You have to get the pump changed and it can break
Pros:No weird boners in public or outside of a sexual settingNo problems with performance and not getting hard when needed. No problem staying hard even after climax
I’ve seen a lot of people upset that they can’t get natural erections with phallo. Tbh that sucks and makes me dysphoric too but at least I’ll have control over when I’m hard or soft. Thoughts?

A walking malpractice lawsuit granted literacy and language wonders aloud: should she focus on recovering from an eating disorder before chasing after more legitimized self-harm, or is getting her fragile body mutilated totally no biggie? Naturally, OP's friends are more concerned about her well-being than the Draculas eager to wheel her into the operating room, but she's still going to double-check with the geniuses of Reddit to make sure she's in the clear.
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Should I push back my surgery timeline during ED recovery / weight restoration? [CW]​

Hi everyone, I have my surgery scheduled a month from now!! I’m very excited but also have some concerns because of my weight fluctuations in the last 3 months.
I had an intense flare with arfid this summer that led to malnutrition and a rapid drop in my body weight. I was in residential treatment for a month, and I’m currently in PHP treatment.
Looking forward to this surgery is a big motivator for me to recover from arfid so I can be strong and stable enough to recover from the surgery.
I have restored some weight, but I am still not where I would like to be. I am meeting my meal plan and have reintroduced a variety of foods to my diet. I am starting to put together a plan for a meal train after my surgery so that access to prepared food wouldn’t be a barrier to my recovery in both dimensions.
There is still time and I’m making progress in treatment, but I wouldn’t have enough time to restore all my strength and be building up muscle mass in my chest, unless I really started “bulking” now (e.g. really increasing my meal plan and training to gain mass). My ED treatment team doesn’t really want me to exercise (weightlifting and such) because they want to see me gain weight first, but I feel like it could have a positive impact. Someone suggested doing resistance band work as better than nothing.
I’m medically stable on my labs and don’t have acute or otherwise obvious lingering symptoms of malnutrition, but in a perfect world I’d have more time to stabilize with my weight and eating patterns before undergoing a surgery like this. My surgeon and ED treatment team don’t seem concerned, but some of my friends are concerned about me rushing into it.
Has your nutrition impacted your experience with healing from surgery, and what advice would you give someone who has struggled on that front? Would y’all recommend rescheduling surgery? Or is it safe to move forward with certain guardrails and practices in place? Is it worth it to wait because of a lack of pectoral muscle, or will the results be the same in the long term? Have you trained your chest and back muscles while not yet weight restored?
Many thanks

One of the greatest arguments against having children is knowing that there will never be a completely zero percent chance that your child might one day ask strangers online if it's alright to be pissed on after a major medical procedure.
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Kink question...​

Im well aware i should be fucking yet. Im not even two weeks post op, but i want to be prepared. It goes without saying i should not be getting pissed on with these incisions. I dont feel like confessing to my surgeon that i want to be pissed on. I cannot look another human being in the eyes and admit that i like piss. How long sould i wait?

Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those peepers?: we all know trannies are usually pornsick (and often of weeaboo alignment) but this is a new one, even for me - a troon asks how big he can make his eyes through surgery, stating that he would want them made bigger "even if [its] a bit unnatural." What I've enclosed under the spoiler is what I imagine he would look like after he finds some depraved Thai or Serbian butcher to crack open his orbitals against all standard medical advice.
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i know ffs surgeons can make eyes appear bigger, but how big can they make them appear? whats the limit?​

weird qeustion maybe idk. but ive always wanted really big eyes. my eyes are kinda big-ish, horizontally at least, but i definitely would want to make them appear as big as possible when i get my ffs, even if its a bit unnatural.
but in general im curious how big an ffs surgeon could make someones eyes appear, which surgeries do what, and so on.

Spoiler: All the better to see you with, my dear.

 

[JohnnyG]

A walking malpractice lawsuit granted literacy and language wonders aloud: should she focus on recovering from an eating disorder before chasing after more legitimized self-harm, or is getting her fragile body mutilated totally no biggie?
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I had an intense flare with arfid this summer

Holy therapy language, Batman! So "ARFID" is "avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder", a NuSpeak euphemism for anorexia. And similar to how they call crackheads "persons affected by narcotics-seeking disordered behaviour", and paederasts "minor-affirming peoples of alternative gender", this is being described like an autoimmune disease that attacks without warning.

So "had an intense flare with arfid" means "I went back to starving myself" or "I decided the only food I would eat is one specific brand of chicken nuggets, to the point of starvation".

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Is that a stick-and-poke that says "DICK"?

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those peepers?

i know ffs surgeons can make eyes appear bigger, but how big can they make them appear? whats the limit?​

weird qeustion maybe idk. but ive always wanted really big eyes. my eyes are kinda big-ish, horizontally at least, but i definitely would want to make them appear as big as possible when i get my ffs, even if its a bit unnatural.
but in general im curious how big an ffs surgeon could make someones eyes appear, which surgeries do what, and so on.

No fake anime girl contact lenses for this Boyo. He wants it real. And permanent. Maybe he'll get lucky and find an ambitious surgeon willing to experiment on him. It's only his face and eyesight at risk, right?

And "futurefishydeathd0ll" is his screen name? Wow. He has big plans for his post "becoming a girl" life apparently. Little does he know what true aroma awaits him.

 

[Otterly]

Holy therapy language, Batman! So "ARFID" is "avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder", a NuSpeak euphemism for anorexia.

It’s different to anorexia. ARFID isn’t common, but it’s based around revulsion / fear from tastes and textures. That one kid who will only eat toast and pasta and can’t manage anything else. Children usually have a very restricted list of foods they will eat and they have to be done a specific way (no overcooked pasta, pasta specific shape etc.)
It is a genuine issue. It’s like pickiness on steroids, and you manage it with a zero drama approach, feeding rhe child what they will eat and just everyone else eating what they do, and offering new things in a no fuss no drama way. You’ve had your pasta, yummy we are all having this delicious fruit crumble now, with ice cream! Fancy a bite?
You tend to find (as long as there’s no co morbid issues) that children eventually expand what they eat. They grow and eventually hunger cues help a bit.
Anorexia is more about control, they aren’t the same thing, although munchies do love claiming ARFID because it’s sooooper special and not their fault.