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This thread is a wild fucking ride. My favorite thing is him trying to claim he wanted to leave a donation, it's like a drunken Elmer Fudd
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Artcow Ralph Lee "Rick" Wagner III - "Lyric Poet", Racist, Homophobe, Autistic Boomhauer Impersonator
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You're all "King of the Fruitcakes"
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The Fruitcake Empire is comprised of a loose confederation of ostensibly independent monarchies with their reagents sharing power in an innovativHGLUGLUGLUGLUG *chokes on >30 dicks at once*
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Because the glorious AIDS poem was never archived in full, here it is:
https://archive.is/ARy3Y
0/10 Would not recommend.
https://archive.is/ARy3Y
0/10 Would not recommend.
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This shit barely even qualifies as a poem.
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry at how bad this is.
But I do appreciate the last point of advice: "Don't have parents that are skunkies." Gotcha. I'll just ditch mum and dad and find another pair.
But I do appreciate the last point of advice: "Don't have parents that are skunkies." Gotcha. I'll just ditch mum and dad and find another pair.
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He emails me like every day now. I just call him dumb in reply each time.
He thinks this site is a vanity site for Christian Weston Chandler and that I run it with him.
He also thinks that the AIDS poem was "hacked" from his site.
Edit: New email.
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This isn't very funny but I want to read this poem because it's going to piss Wagner off.
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This guy may be the gayest man who ever lived.
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He's emailing me constantly, too. Interesting that he finally acknowledges Null as a separate person. He thinks I'm Chris and is making the same demands.
I've taken to telling him that his copyright expired and I claimed it and now own the AIDS poem and have given Null my blessing to post it on the Farms.
I've taken to telling him that his copyright expired and I claimed it and now own the AIDS poem and have given Null my blessing to post it on the Farms.
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In Rick's world, the Farms consist of Null and 100 sock puppets of CWC all conspiring to steal poetry written by senior citizens and little else.
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+1 (210) 740-6505
"Hello, Mr. Pedophile. This is Mr. Wagner by the way if you looked over my website rlwagner.com. There's a thing on bill beating. Maybe you better order it for me cuz I used to be a legitimate debt collector. So good, when they all stole for me, I wrote a composition on how to beat your bills. Apparently wouldn't get your copyright infringement transvestite child molester cyber bullying. Who was at the kids at one of you guys drove to death while ago. He's gone, and we'll get something on if you want me after you you got me have a good day. Goodbye."
"Hello, Mr. Pedophile. This is Mr. Wagner by the way if you looked over my website rlwagner.com. There's a thing on bill beating. Maybe you better order it for me cuz I used to be a legitimate debt collector. So good, when they all stole for me, I wrote a composition on how to beat your bills. Apparently wouldn't get your copyright infringement transvestite child molester cyber bullying. Who was at the kids at one of you guys drove to death while ago. He's gone, and we'll get something on if you want me after you you got me have a good day. Goodbye."
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it reads like it was written by the ghost of William Topaz McGonagall, on crack
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It's a shame random.txt has a character limit.
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You are never too old to be a lolcow
