Kiwi Merch 2025

[Eventide]

In a similar vein to stickers...how'about fridge magnets?

 

[Schpoots]

Make it like a pokemon deck to attract turbo autist collectors. If you buy a deck of cards, magnets, etc, theres a chance to get a rare holographic version.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

In a similar vein to stickers...how'about fridge magnets?

Yes! Magnets! I am a huge fan of fridge magnets, pick them up every time I go on vacation and every museum I go to. I love a cute whimsical magnet. Gift shops always go in hard on pins, patches, stickers, but they always skimp on the fucking magnets.

MAGNETS!!!

 

[nibbus]

Totes are cool, I would be down to do some art submissions again this year if we get a solid concept.
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Here are some of my quick sketches from last year.

i would 100% buy a Halloween kiwi themed tote bag!!! @Null pls consider tote bags!!! as a woman who carries a million things with me everywhere I go, a kiwi tote bag would be so kino

Absolute must, IMO. It was the one that when you ran into it on stream, made you go "Holy shit!" and stop in your tracks, giving you an impression that got you to set some serious expectations for the contest going forward.

Another absolute must. Everything about it looks so legit, it's adorable, and the vintage style gives me the feels.

The vintage Halloween posters would also go so hard, I would 100% buy the season of the mutt poster in a heartbeat.
Idk if Null would be willing to do posters of past art tho..... heres hoping....

 

[gagabobo1997]

Lolcow/forum themed playing cards? standard 52 card deck but face cards could be cows or something idk

 

[April the Not-So-Hotwife]

In a similar vein to stickers...how'about fridge magnets?

Okay. This. I love fridge magnets. I have so many different styles and from every corner of things I like. From ones I’ve made myself out of mason jar lids and photos to free ones you get from the phone books they still send out for some reason. Josh. Get. On. This. Fridge News Hamster? Fridge Kiwi farms logo? Just take my fucking money!

Also. Socks. Let’s also talk about SOCKS.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Oh, I already posted but... SOCKS. I second the socks, and fridge magnets.
And coasters and coozies are things I actually need.
I have a lot of mugs and cups already, but not the Cup Accessories. I have dry crappy skin on my hands so coozies are very helpful to not continually break out when enjoying cold beverages.

 

[JoahJovi]

I'd love to have a kiwi-themed fabric wall scroll! Kinda like a poster, but made of cloth and has like plastic cylinders at the top and bottom to hold its form and to weigh it down a bit so it stays in place. They generally are held by a thumbtack at a top by piece of string. My contribution, but looking forward to seeing what this halloween has in store!

 

[Point and Laugh]

I always like those small notebooks. I use them a ton and they’re pretty easy to have made.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

If you did want to do something Kiwiling and Cobes related, I'd suggest this.



Sticker, mug, enamel pin, whatever, I'd be interested. The little guy is so endearing. I still get choked up a little when I see him.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Throwing these concepts I drew for last year's Halloween merch in here.

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Personally, I think tarot slobbermutt would look snazzy as a holographic sticker.

You should make the Roman numerals at the top of the tarot card NVII instead.

 

[Eventide]

You should make the Roman numerals at the top of the tarot card NVII instead.

A full Kiwi Tarot deck, with lolcows on cards would be amazing (although I'd imagine a host of legal issues related to likeness would make them impossible to produce).

Nick Rekeita would be the Judgement card, obviously.

 

[Nihil Jung]

Totes are cool, I would be down to do some art submissions again this year if we get a solid concept.
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Here are some of my quick sketches from last year.

Here is something I sketched up tonight as a concept @Null

quick colour mock up:

Spoiler: Totally Totes

@nibbus some tote mock up:

 

[Depressed_Oni]

A lot of good suggestions in this thread, while I missed the stickers run I would shill out for some stickers. I remember buying the patches and I loved those and have them in my office room. I also c loved the shirt called Void, which was the slobbermutt as Jesus and if you ever did that again I’d snag it in an instant.

I also like the ideas for enamel pins, those would be sick as hell.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

More Terf Hamster or even just News Hamster pins for bags & Kiwiling pins.

Desk mat or a coffee cup/mug would go a treat.

 

[Don't care to know you]

Give me a Kiwi blanket please. And a coffee mug. I need both for the winter season, thank you.

 

[McKennai]

So far we got

Spoiler: Items

-Sticker (Decals,Egg Shaped,...) (38x)
-Mat (desk-,Mouse-,coaster for drinks) (17x)
-Mugs (17x)
-Poster/Prints (10x)
-Clothing (9x)
-(Enamel) Pins (8x)
-Cards (Tarot-,Poker-,Trading-,....) (7x)
-Totebag (6x)
-Plush (Labububu,Fumo,Funkos,...) (5x)
-Magnet (4x)
-Keychains (4x)
-Glassware (4x)
-Selfcraft (3x)
-Ingots/Coins (3x)
-Patch (2x)
-Calendar (2x)
-Tattoos (2x)
-Stamp (2x)
-Candy (2x)
-Coloring Book (1x)
-Lanyards (1x)
-Statuettes (1x)
-Stands (1x)
-Condoms (1x)
-Caps (1x)
-Spray paint (1x)
-trays (Ice-,coin-,ash-,...) (1x)
-Liquor (1x)
-Wand (1x)
-Badge reels (1x)
-Bookmark (1x)
-Drink (1x)
-Socks (1x)
-Notebooks (1x)
-Blanket (1x)

Spoiler: Design Ideas

-Pixelart (wplace,kiwilings,..) (23x)
-Halloween (10x)
-Hamster (7x)
-Cobes Reference (7x)
-Quotes (random.txt,...) (5x)
-Dog (5x)
-Fishing (3x)
-Weapons (Axes,Swords,Bows) (3x)
-Bossman reference (2x)
-Kitten (RIP Catz) (2x)
-Subtle (2x)
-Puzzle (2x)
-Rekieta (2x)
-Soyjack (2x)
-Pipe (Bong-,crack-,...) (2x)
-Drugs (1x)
-Keffals (1x)
-QR code (1x)
-USIPS (1x)
-Sonichu/CWC (1x)
-MATI (1x)
-Periodic table (of Lolcows,..) (1x)
-Hawaiian (1x)
-Camo (1x)

A Beanie or some sort of clothing/apparel to keep yourself warm would be great. (Thermos,Hand Warmers, Blankets,...)

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Void t-shirt was the best one. Maybe try something different in terms of apparel, like KF football jerseys or hockey jerseys.

As far as stickers go, I wouldn't mind some high quality vinyl/similar ones with that Void image on them.

 

[KiwiSoldat]

like KF football jerseys or hockey jerseys.

Wouldn't that be an oxymoron?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Wouldn't that be an oxymoron?

Why? Do you think no-one here plays sport?