Rika thread

[Null]

Why is this thread still open? It's basically the same shit on repeat.

I have a better question. Why do you still come here?

 

[LionSandwich]

Why is this thread still open? It's basically the same shit on repeat.

You know what, I just want one person to say I'm not Rika and apologize for upsetting me so much 'll stop doing this nonsense and try to get J to add words to my comics. I just don't want to trouble him since he just had an earthquake where he lives.

 

[Protoman]

Seriously, I'm not going to humiliate myself just because Catty here demands it. I don't even know why they want it so much cuz they won't say but they sure are persistent. Plus, I get constantly shit on by my parents over this comic cuz they say it will never bring in any income. That's not the point of it. Nobody remembers how much Shakespeare spent in his lifetime, no, we remember him for his works.

It's just my parents won't shut up about it cuz they don't know how important it is for me to make a life statement.

actually we do know that shakespeare made and had a lot of money, enough to buy himself nobility despite being born a commoner and construct a rather sizable manor. furthermore, a lot of the reason as to why he's remembered is because lots of people (particularly people of high stature) liked his works, and thus they got popular enough to spread out and become influential. shakespeare wouldn't matter nearly as much if he wrote a bunch of plays that no one ever read.

i don't really care whether or not you're rika. you're acting in a manner that's not much more dignified than a common lolcow, demanding apologies and internet acceptance. rika or not, you're sperging the fuck out and making all the mistakes that common lolcows make.

 

[LionSandwich]

I have a better question. Why do you still come here?

Btw Null can we have a lolcow thread on Chris Hall? A grown man who forced his 17 year old cousin to draw him punching women in the cunt?

I think you did have a thread for lolcow webcomic authors but the guy who wrote Shredded Moose is a special kind of dysfucntional. And he has a rivalry with his grandpa over a car that he shares with him.

 

[Observers]

You know what, I just want one person to say I'm not Rika and apologize for upsetting me so much 'll stop doing this nonsense and try to get J to add words to my comics. I just don't want to trouble him since he just had an earthquake where he lives.

I think its safe to say (and i could be very wrong) that we owe you no such apology, and if your skin is so thin that you get this upset over this then you need to get off the net go into your room barricade the door and never come out because the real world is to brutal for you.

The world is tough it is cruel and it is not fair. You manipulate people and come here demanding we give you respect that you have not earned? talk about brass ballz. You are to upset by us calling you out but you have the balls to ask us for an apology? Wow...

Look, no matter what you need help, get help. Stay off the net if it upset you so much and seek real therapy. But at least from me you will get no apology.

 

[LionSandwich]

I think its safe to say (and i could be very wrong) that we owe you no such apology, and if your skin is so thin that you get this upset over this then you need to get off the net go into your room barricade the door and never come out because the real world is to brutal for you.

The world is tough it is cruel and it is not fair. You manipulate people and come here demanding we give you respect that you have not earned? talk about brass ballz. You are to upset by us calling you out but you have the balls to ask us for an apology? Wow...

Look, no matter what you need help, get help. Stay off the net if it upset you so much and seek real therapy. But at least from me you will get no apology.

Defamation is a crime and trying to pin Rika on me and my comic is sick as well as blackmailing me to post photos. That's what I'm owed an apology for. You can call me out all you want but please stop defaming me and blackmailing me. This is harming me and my reputation. When Blue Author got the lies about me being Stiles reblogged 251 times on tumblr, I fucking wanted to die and took 90 mgs of adderall. I'm sad I'm not dead honestly but adderall is too painful way to kill yourself. I just want it to be quick and painless

actually we do know that shakespeare made and had a lot of money, enough to buy himself nobility despite being born a commoner and construct a rather sizable manor. furthermore, a lot of the reason as to why he's remembered is because lots of people (particularly people of high stature) liked his works, and thus they got popular enough to spread out and become influential. shakespeare wouldn't matter nearly as much if he wrote a bunch of plays that no one ever read.

i don't really care whether or not you're rika. you're acting in a manner that's not much more dignified than a common lolcow, demanding apologies and internet acceptance. rika or not, you're sperging the fuck out and making all the mistakes that common lolcows make.

I'm not a common lolcow. If I am, then I'd be the same as Autphag, a lame self aware wannabe lolcow. I'm NOT the real thing cuz I know too much about human psychology and the traits of being a lolcow. How do you think I did such an expert impersonation of Robert if I'm a legit lolcow?

I don't even think lolcows are bad but I'm certainly not a standard lolcow. Maybe I can't let things go and I have a passionate love/hate relationshipi with Shredded Moose and its authors but I know the whole history of Rika and Chris Chan and I can assure you that history will not repeat itself with me.

 

[EI 903]

Nigga you gay.

 

[Observers]

Defamation is a crime and trying to pin Rika on me and my comic is sick as well as blackmailing me to post photos. That's what I'm owed an apology for. You can call me out all you want but please stop defaming me and blackmailing me. This is harming me and my reputation. When Blue Author got the lies about me being Stiles reblogged 251 times on tumblr, I fucking wanted to die and took 90 mgs of adderall. I'm sad I'm not dead honestly but adderall is too painful way to kill yourself. I just want it to be quick and painless

And prey tell how were you blackmailed?

If a guy comes up to me and says give me some money and i say no, then he says please give me some money and i say okay that is not theft.

Every picture you posted was your own free will there was no gun to your head.

And defamation is hardly what is going on, if you read the law you would know that. You would know defamation is not a crime it is a tort a civil wrong not a criminal one. (strike one) plus it is on you to prove that it was written in a loud enough forum (cwcki sad to say is not) strike 2. You have to prove punitive damages since you make no money off your comic we are not liable strike 3 ...

In the landmark 1964 case of New York Times v. Sullivan, the U.S. Supreme Court held that certain defamatory statements were protected by the First Amendment. (strike 4 i dont play baseball) granted this was over public figures but more laws to protect the first amendment have been built around this one.

Care to show me how you have been defamed in a "tort" way

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Even Chris knew when to stop the Rollin and Trollin bullshit. I want you to think about that. Even Chris can take a hint better than you.

 

[LionSandwich]

And prey tell how were you blackmailed?

If a guy comes up to me and says give me some money and i say no, then he says please give me some money and i say okay that is not theft.

Every picture you posted was your own free will there was no gun to your head.

And defamation is hardly what is going on, if you read the law you would know that. You would know defamation is not a crime it is a tort a civil wrong not a criminal one. (strike one) plus it is on you to prove that it was written in a loud enough forum (cwcki sad to say is not) strike 2. You have to prove punitive damages since you make no money off your comic we are not liable strike 3 ...

In the landmark 1964 case of New York Times v. Sullivan, the U.S. Supreme Court held that certain defamatory statements were protected by the First Amendment. (strike 4 i dont play baseball) granted this was over public figures but more laws to protect the first amendment have been built around this one.

Care to show me how you have been defamed in a "tort" way

Look, I don't know law worth shit but consider this, the comic is my baby and I have gone through enough panic attacks, breakdowns, self abuse and a suicide attempt over it so having my fucking work credited to a chimpazee on bath salts is the last straw. This is why I strongly want an apology cuz someone of you are stepping on very personal territory here and unlike the whole "Ian Brandon Something" thing with Chris, there wasn't a lot of money, tears and sanity being lost over it. And I'm making legitimate entertainment here too, with highly appealing artwork and complex characters so the only reason you'd want to do this, is you have a grudge against me and are doing it out of spite.

 

[Protoman]

I'm not a common lolcow. If I am, then I'd be the same as Autphag, a lame self aware wannabe lolcow. I'm NOT the real thing cuz I know too much about human psychology and the traits of being a lolcow. How do you think I did such an expert impersonation of Robert if I'm a legit lolcow?

I don't even think lolcows are bad but I'm certainly not a standard lolcow. Maybe I can't let things go and I have a passionate love/hate relationshipi with Shredded Moose and its authors but I know the whole history of Rika and Our Pet Lolcow and I can assure you that history will not repeat itself with me.

lolcows impersonate lolcows really really well. even jace and chris type in a really similar manner. it's easier than you think.

You know what, fine I won't use any more labels. Happy?! Seriously, you can't judge me based off of this becuz I'm extremely kind hearted and quiet irl and I just gets really upset when people make a spectical out of bullying me, manipulating me to post pictures of myself when I CLEARLY don't want to (someone was threatning to ban me) telling me I'm a wannabe and I'm fake. that my feelings don't matter etc etc

None of this is criticism or helpful in anyway, nobody clearly wants to be friends with me when all I offer is kindness and respect to those who don't play these games with me.

ok for the sake of productivity im gonna pretend i believe you're not rika.

this is what i mean when i say you exhibit the common signs of lolcowhood. you're freaking out and demanding that a community that owes you nothing pay homage to you, be your friend, and patronize your comic when literally all you've done is (supposedly, assuming you're not robert) manipulate people into thinking you were a terrible person, harass several members of the community, and sperg the hell out. you're reeking of USI. Hell, you're claiming that we MUST all dislike you because you're trans instead of recognizing that we have literally no reason to treat you like you're an important member of the board who deserves tons of respect when all you've done is be antagonistic. what did you expect when you made this thread?

in sum

 

[Observers]

Look, I don't know law worth shit but consider this, the comic is my baby and I have gone through enough panic attacks, breakdowns, self abuse and a suicide attempt over it so having my fucking work credited to a chimpazee on bath salts is the last straw. This is why I strongly want an apology cuz someone of you are stepping on very personal territory here and unlike the whole "Ian Brandon Something" thing with Chris, there wasn't a lot of money, tears and sanity being lost over it. And I'm making legitimate entertainment here too, with highly appealing artwork and complex characters so the only reason you'd want to do this, is you have a grudge against me and are doing it out of spite.

So you don't understand law for shit, but you accused us of blackmail and defamation?

You seem to never answer the fact and excuse me for yelling but i want to get through to you... YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE!!! how more personal territory is there then that?!

You want to be an artist fine good for you, but people are going to critique it and insult it and tear it down. If you want to be an artist you have to be able to defend your work. There are whole professions of people who chose to like or not like things called "Critics" and they my friend are much worse then we are. Are you going to tell the new york times they are defaming you because they do not like your little web comic?

academics have to defend there work all the time with peer reviews, you don't see them going over emotional over it,

For god sake you chris all the lolcows want all the fame and money with zero criticism sorry the world does not work that way.

You do not seem like a nice person that you pretend to be, respect is earned not given, and you deserve no apology.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I feel like this was you trying to prove that if people didn't know you were Rika then they wouldn't have a problem with you so you created an alternate online persona almost exactly like you. It just backfired in the worst way possible but you're not giving up the charade because if you do then you have to admit that it's you that brings about this shit and not just your reputation. Your entire personality is volatile.

 

[JEWS]

I'm not a common lolcow. If I am, then I'd be the same as Autphag, a lame self aware wannabe lolcow. I'm NOT the real thing cuz I know too much about human psychology and the traits of being a lolcow. How do you think I did such an expert impersonation of Robert if I'm a legit lolcow?

Why lie about how long you were impersonating Robb?

 

[A-Stump]

You should play and beat Spec Ops: The Line. I'm going to spare a lot of details. Basically, you're a tacticool military bro who goes to Dubai to get an AWOL soldier named Konrad. Anyways you do lots of terribad shit to get to him, killing babies and fellow Americans and whatever, and come to find out Konrad has been dead for weeks and all along it's been the player character slipping further and further into delusion. You can choose to accept the blame for what you did in the game or blame it on fevered dreams of a dead man forcing you to do it.

That's kind of what you are doing. You could walk out of the metaphorical Dubai (the Internet) and leave anytime you want. You are the only reason you're here.

Also, nobody believes your whole act. Also also, more pics

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

You should play and beat Spec Ops: The Line. I'm going to spare a lot of details. Basically, you're a tacticool military bro who goes to Dubai to get an AWOL soldier named Konrad. Anyways you do lots of terribad shit to get to him, killing babies and fellow Americans and whatever, and come to find out Konrad has been dead for weeks and all along it's been the player character slipping further and further into delusion. You can choose to accept the blame for what you did in the game or blame it on fevered dreams of a dead man forcing you to do it.

That's kind of what you are doing. You could walk out of the metaphorical Dubai (the Internet) and leave anytime you want. You are the only reason you're here.

Also, nobody believes your whole act. Also also, more pics

Great, now he's going to try to find a Konrad action figure to shove up his ass.

 

[LionSandwich]

So you don't understand law for shit, but you accused us of blackmail and defamation?

You seem to never answer the fact and excuse me for yelling but i want to get through to you... YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE!!! how more personal territory is there then that?!

You want to be an artist fine good for you, but people are going to critique it and insult it and tear it down. If you want to be an artist you have to be able to defend your work. There are whole professions of people who chose to like or not like things called "Critics" and they my friend are much worse then we are. Are you going to tell the new york times they are defaming you because they do not like your little web comic?

academics have to defend there work all the time with peer reviews, you don't see them going over emotional over it,

For god sake you chris all the lolcows want all the fame and money with zero criticism sorry the world does not work that way.

You do not seem like a nice person that you pretend to be, respect is earned not given, and you deserve no apology.

You my friend are an idiot. I want constructive criticism like that nice dude was giving me back on like page 10. We're not even talking about my comic, we're talking about you and Satan telling me I'm not allowed to feel how I do about my body cuz I'm a male or a "wannabe transsexual" or some crap like that.

Also I'm going to lose way more money than I gain with Watch Ur Mouth cuz people will hate it simply not portraying a trans person as a perfect angel but rather the way I am, spoiled, crazy, meglomanical sometimes but completely harmless and the potency to learn from my mistakes and become a better person. They'll also hate it cuz they hate me. Plain and simple, Brew has on occasion written good comics that people flat out ignore cuz people hate him. I have a feeling it won't matter how good Watch Ur Mouth is in terms of writing or ideas, you'll just hate it cuz I wrote it.

So nope, I don't expect fame and fortune and you're perceptions of me are very off.

 

[Observers]

. Also also, more pics

Stop asking somone for more pics is blackmail™

You my friend are an idiot. .

How am I an idiot?

"trust me, I am really shy and act really innocent and timid, IRL. you may think of me as this loud mouth and a freak who can't let things go but irl, I'm nothing like that. I'm really polite and I am TERRIFIED of hurting other people's feelings for fear that they won't like me. : ("

You do not seem shy, innocent or timid. And polite people do not come into other peoples homes "cwcki forums" and start barking orders demanding we love you. People don't like you because you are manipulative and a liar. We could care less about your gender.

 

[LionSandwich]

lolcows impersonate lolcows really really well. even jace and chris type in a really similar manner. it's easier than you think.



ok for the sake of productivity im gonna pretend i believe you're not rika.

this is what i mean when i say you exhibit the common signs of lolcowhood. you're freaking out and demanding that a community that owes you nothing pay homage to you, be your friend, and patronize your comic when literally all you've done is (supposedly, assuming you're not robert) manipulate people into thinking you were a terrible person, harass several members of the community, and sperg the hell out. you're reeking of USI. Hell, you're claiming that we MUST all dislike you because you're trans instead of recognizing that we have literally no reason to treat you like you're an important member of the board who deserves tons of respect when all you've done is be antagonistic. what did you expect when you made this thread?

in sum

Ok I didn't manipulate people into thinking I was a terrible person, /cow/ was stupid enough to believe I was Robert from a few melodramatic posts I made a long time ago and they officially dubbed me "robert" They manipulated peole and I just played a long, they played the fiddle and I simply danced.

I have apologized to Cwcki forums for this and my behavior and I am honestly sorry for doing that just to fuck with /cow/. Believe me, you were nothing but innocent bystanders and I acknowledge that, mocking /cow/ was my only reason for doing it and honestly it was very tongue and cheek.

Also just the way people insist that I can't possibly feel that mentally I'm a heterosexual girl in a guys body made me think you simply don't like any trans people and that's half the reason you were attacking me. But don't worry, I know I behaved shittily.

 

[Fishkill]

robb is gay