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Who would be a more convincing and attractive woman?

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Seriously, if that was the case I would have hired someone photogenic like the Ellen Page, the hottest fucking dude on the planet. Seriously, I want her to get an addadicktomey and come fly right over to my house and pound the living fuck out of my bum. ;3

Rio?
 
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Take pictures of yourself in Ellen page poses and post them immediately.
Excuse me but do you have some kind of obsession with my revolting selfies? You couldn't possibly be attracted to be cuz I'm a hideous fuck so do you like the personalized messages I keep writing? Or do you really need that much proof I'm not Stiles. God, like I said, I could give you my phone number and talk to you personally about not being Stiles.

And nah, not Rio, xir's a lil too feminine for me. Ellen Page has recently had this amazing makeover that has turned her into the cutest, most sexy guy on the planet. Like, before she was just this annoying hipster chick but now she looks like a 5 foot casanova! God, she is the only female that activates my chick boner anymore. ;3
 
Excuse me but do you have some kind of obsession with my revolting selfies? You couldn't possibly be attracted to be cuz I'm a hideous fuck so do you like the personalized messages I keep writing? Or do you really need that much proof I'm not Stiles. God, like I said, I could give you my phone number and talk to you personally about not being Stiles.

And nah, not Rio, xir's a lil too feminine for me. Ellen Page has recently had this amazing makeover that has turned her into the cutest, most sexy guy on the planet. Like, before she was just this annoying hipster chick but now she looks like a 5 foot casanova! God, she is the only female that activates my chick boner anymore. ;3


Less talk, more Ellen page poses
 
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Alright, look. Robert, Rika, Liz, whatever the hell it is you go by, just hear me out. I can understand setting a goal to read a book/comic/manga/graphic novel/whatever. Hell I've been wanting to read the Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? graphic novel because 1) I'm a fan of the original book and Bladerunner, and 2) because the style is very similar to the movie Bladerunner whilst keeping to the story of the original book. Is that my life goal, what I set as my destiny and to give up everything for? Hell fucking no. It's a short term goal. I know people who collect old mint comics and whatnot to auction off one day for cash, and while it's not something I do (Mainly because I lack the funds and I'm uncomfortable about trying my luck at it) I applaud them.

But you? You're talking about reading a webcomic being your life goal. I've never even heard of this webcomic, and I'm pretty sure not many people have either, yet you're acting like this is the biggest archaeological find of the century when it's clearly not. There's really got to be something else you can set your sights on instead of wasting your life away reading a shitty webcomic. Go out, meet some like-minded people, maybe get back in contact with old friends like Ahuviya Harel. Just don't become a sad sack of shit that spends his days reading webcomics and fantasizing about gender bending Ellen Page.
 
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How about you pay me for my misery if I do so? Especially since you want them so badly.. I have college kids fund to pay for my comic and its hard balancing that and paying for college AND having 3 days of work each week when I could work 8 days a week
 
How about you pay me for my misery if I do so? Especially since you want them so badly.. I have college kids fund to pay for my comic and its hard balancing that and paying for college AND having 3 days of work each week when I could work 8 days a week


With that mentality maybe we should charge you for the counseling.
 
How about you pay me for my misery if I do so? Especially since you want them so badly.. I have college kids fund to pay for my comic and its hard balancing that and paying for college AND having 3 days of work each week when I could work 8 days a week


Draw yourself in Ellen page poses
 
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With that mentality maybe we should charge you for the consoling.
Seriously, I'm not going to humiliate myself just because Catty here demands it. I don't even know why they want it so much cuz they won't say but they sure are persistent. Plus, I get constantly shit on by my parents over this comic cuz they say it will never bring in any income. That's not the point of it. Nobody remembers how much Shakespeare spent in his lifetime, no, we remember him for his works.

It's just my parents won't shut up about it cuz they don't know how important it is for me to make a life statement.
 
Seriously, I'm not going to humiliate myself just because Catty here demands it. I don't even know why they want it so much cuz they won't say but they sure are persistent. Plus, I get constantly shit on by my parents over this comic cuz they say it will never bring in any income. That's not the point of it. Nobody remembers how much Shakespeare spent in his lifetime, no, we remember him for his works.

It's just my parents won't shut up about it cuz they don't know how important it is for me to make a life statement.


Make us a drawing to prove you are not rob.
 
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Make us a drawing to prove you are not rob.

If you seriously want stuff, I'll dox myself personally but I fear what that will bring to me and my webcomic. Plus Brian Krumm is looking for revenge and he will have it anyway he can, even if that means sending a poison pizza over to my house.
 
If you seriously want stuff, I'll dox myself personally but I fear what that will bring to me and my webcomic. Plus Brian Krumm is looking for revenge and he will have it anyway he can, even if that means sending a poison pizza over to my house.


Either more pictures or drawings.
 
Either more pictures or drawings.
Ok, now I know you're just trolling. I could seriously verify my identity cuz I DON'T want my comic tied to Robert Stiles and I'm sure he doesn't either. If he's still living. I seriously have no idea what the hell he's been doing this whole year since introman stopped giving everyone the lowdown.
 
Ok, now I know you're just trolling. I could seriously verify my identity cuz I DON'T want my comic tied to Robert Stiles and I'm sure he doesn't either. If he's still living. I seriously have no idea what the hell he's been doing this whole year since introman stopped giving everyone the lowdown.


Your innocence can be proven if you draw us a comic.
 
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Ok, now I know you're just trolling. I could seriously verify my identity cuz I DON'T want my comic tied to Robert Stiles and I'm sure he doesn't either. If he's still living. I seriously have no idea what the hell he's been doing this whole year since introman stopped giving everyone the lowdown.

I heard he's been making comics and posting on forums.
 
Your innocence can be proven if you draw us a comic.

I have no means of scanning it in and I sincerely don't understand how a comic proves anything cuz you could just say, "Lol Robert got his roommate to draw a comic and hold it up."

Look, I don't even get why you're pulling this nonsense, Cat Party. Is this counter-trolling for the /cow/ calling me Robert and me taking advantage of it to make fun of them?
 
Ok, now I know you're just trolling. I could seriously verify my identity cuz I DON'T want my comic tied to Robert Stiles and I'm sure he doesn't either. .

So you did both of you a disservice and began associating yourself with him in online communities in an attempt to disassociate yourself from him and promote your comic?
I'll bite: how did you get associated with Rob in the first place? How did people see your comic and jump to the conclusion that you were Rob?
 
Btw this is the writer of Shredded Moose. He's a prodigy child who bypassed high school entirely to work in the IT industry, a sexist maniac, world of war craft fanatic, cargo cultist and furry who tried to sabotage a car he shared with his grandpa just so he could have his grandpas time with the car.

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Btw this is the writer of Shredded Moose. He's a prodigy child who bypassed high school entirely to work in the IT industry, a sexist maniac, world of war craft fanatic, cargo cultist and furry who tried to sabotage a car he shared with his grandpa just so he could have his grandpas time with the car.

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He isn't that bright. That is a fake clown that cannot read.
 
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