Excuse me but do you have some kind of obsession with my revolting selfies? You couldn't possibly be attracted to be cuz I'm a hideous fuck so do you like the personalized messages I keep writing? Or do you really need that much proof I'm not Stiles. God, like I said, I could give you my phone number and talk to you personally about not being Stiles.
And nah, not Rio, xir's a lil too feminine for me. Ellen Page has recently had this amazing makeover that has turned her into the cutest, most sexy guy on the planet. Like, before she was just this annoying hipster chick but now she looks like a 5 foot casanova! God, she is the only female that activates my chick boner anymore. ;3