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Who would be a more convincing and attractive woman?

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You're not well received because you do shit like this. It's obvious to everyone that you're not telling the truth. Why would a man dedicate himself to health and fitness if he hates masculinity and dominance? Nothing about what you're saying makes sense and it's far easier to believe you're just the same guy doing the same backtracking he's always done.

You haven't committed any offense in this thread. Nobody is hurt over what you've said. There's been some nice little chitchat about psychotherapy and gender dysmorphia. There's lots of places on the Internet where people would love to talk about those things with you. The spectacle comes from how you're trying to convince us that you're not Rob. You freaked out over chat about Rio for a fucking week straight and overdosed to the point where someone had to call the cops on you. This is either very elaborate or you're just a fucking liar.
 
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why is one of your three biggest goals in life to read a webcomic that's sexist tripe at worst and mediocre run-of-the-mill gamer humor (:csand:) at best?

like, I like homestuck, but reading it in its entirety isn't one of my life goals. :\
 
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You're not well received because you do shit like this. It's obvious to everyone that you're not telling the truth. Why would a man dedicate himself to health and fitness if he hates masculinity and dominance? Nothing about what you're saying makes sense and it's far easier to believe you're just the same guy doing the same backtracking he's always done.

You haven't committed any offense in this thread. Nobody is hurt over what you've said. There's been some nice little chitchat about psychotherapy and gender dysmorphia. There's lots of places on the Internet where people would love to talk about those things with you. The spectacle comes from how you're trying to convince us that you're not Rob. You freaked out over chat about Rio for a fucking week straight and overdosed to the point where someone had to call the cops on you. This is either very elaborate or you're just a fucking liar.
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DO I really need to skype or phone call or some crap to prove I'm not Robert? Cuz I'm confident I'm not. That whole incident with Rio and the overdose were done by me in a phase where I was fascinated by human psychology and I was bored out of my skull AND I also hated /cow/ for being a racist and sexist package of shit stains who think they're above the world when it was recently revealed that many are as functional or worse than me. Why they decided to start calling me Robert and refused to believe me when I told them several times I'm not him and I am a troll is beyond me.

I just don't want people associating him with my comic, a very personal statement about trans-life, complexes, sexual or otherwise, the shittiness of when people use the SJ mentality for their own gain and how a society run on purely SJ principles alone will end up driving itself into the ground. All in the form of a gag comic that I had many good memories writing in at my job to pass the time. Is it too much to ask that my baby is kept away from a bath salts chugging, misongyistic possible rapist crossdressing dude who touches feces.
 
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Wow...just wow, I don't know the back story behind this Robb guy as I only joined the forums a few months ago but I just want to reiterate what others have said and say that if this guy is really having issues with his identity, whatever that may be, then he needs to take it up to therapy.

I myself have low self-esteem and hate the way I look, but I am going to counseling about that and discussing it with him rather than on the Internet. The Internet is not some best friend that you can trust with your secrets.
 
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Protoman said:
why is one of your three biggest goals in life to read a webcomic that's sexist tripe at worst and mediocre run-of-the-mill gamer humor (:csand:) at best?

like, I like homestuck, but reading it in its entirety isn't one of my life goals. :\
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Because Shredded Moose is The Room of webcomics. It's comedic gold in how it fails. I love it unironically but i only got that way from finding it ironically hilarious. Plus they actually added a feminist who is a really fucking strong. caring person and a much better character than Brew. Monique should have been the main character becuz she's actually sympathetic and kindhearted.
I did a whole summary of how fascinating Shredded Moose is on TV Tropes because every aspect of it is something unique in the webcomic world.

Even the authors might be potential Lolcows, well Chris Hall (the fratboy himself) might. Krumm is somewhat more respectable

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/ShreddedMoose
 
that doesnt change the fact that one of your life goals is reading a mediocre webcomic. you're setting your sights pretty goddamn low man.
 
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that doesnt change the fact that one of your life goals is reading a mediocre webcomic. you're setting your sights pretty goddamn low man.
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It's a lost webcomic and no other webcomic has achieved the hilarity in its terribleness. I also hate to say this and I know I'll get ridiculed but I have a total crush on the main character. He's just such a dorky guy trying to be cool that its so...ADORKABLE! (ugh. horrible pun) And I really want to read more about his hilarious posturing and the dumb shit he does.

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Protoman said:
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reading a webcomic
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I'm a strange trans girl (read: autistic)
IE: Reading this comic brings me so much joy for some reason. I don't even know why I like it so much but I just find the fact that it stars a fricken edgy 90s skater dude, deeply hilarious. I don't even know anyone who dresses like that anymore so it just seems so ironic even for 2007.
 
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and all I want out of life is three things, a cute man to love me so I can love him back, to bring my love and acceptance message to life with my webcomic in the form of a cautionary tale, and to read the whole Shredded Moose archive someday
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I know you're generalizing here, but I really hope you don't consider reading a webcomic a life goal.
 
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I know you're generalizing here, but I really hope you don't consider reading a webcomic a life goal.
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Its a long lost webcomic that many strips I don't have only exist on the deepest recesses of the internet, Waffleimages. To me those comics are worth any price and I am legitimately willing to do anything, (legal :3) even begging like a 5 year old to obtain them. That is the only way I am sincerely a lolcow and I'll even admit to it. Those things will turn me into a blubbering little girl.
 
There is so much more to enjoy in life. So much to do, so much to feel... But that shit is your top priority?
 
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Its a long lost webcomic that many strips I don't have only exist on the deepest recesses of the internet, Waffleimages. To me those comics are worth any price and I am legitimately willing to do anything, (legal :3) even begging like a 5 year old to obtain them. That is the only way I am sincerely a lolcow and I'll even admit to it. Those things will turn me into a blubbering little girl.
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You're a lolcow because you're crazy and sometimes in a dire need of attention. I can only guess you're here because whatever Internet circle jerk you probably once frequented learned your true nature. I remember one of the first days I was on this forum. I didn't know about you, you were whispered about almost in a shoddy reverence just like Mew. Shortly after leaning about you, you then proceeded to go into chat and not only insult random bystanders but also threaten them.

With that, it's funny you should be here acting like it's ok. Null has an amazing amount of patience to deal with your sporadic outbursts and innane nonsense.
 
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Damn Robb you're sick.
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This is seriously an Ian Brandon Anderson style of trolling. No one else is crazy enough to hire someone to hold up all those personalized notes about Shredded Moose to take pictures of.

Seriously, if that was the case I would have hired someone photogenic like the Ellen Page, the hottest fucking dude on the planet. Seriously, I want her to get an addadicktomey and come fly right over to my house and pound the living fuck out of my bum. ;3
 
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This is seriously an Ian Brandon Anderson style of trolling. No one else is crazy enough to hire someone to hold up all those personalized notes about Shredded Moose to take pictures of.

Seriously, if that was the case I would have hired someone photogenic like the Ellen Page, the hottest fucking dude on the planet. Seriously, I want her to get an addadicktomey and come fly right over to my house and pound the living fuck out of my bum. ;3
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Take pictures of yourself in Ellen page poses and post them immediately.
 
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