Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

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Which kid is going to shoot up their school first?

  • Cody

    Votes: 997 75.5%
  • Jake

    Votes: 233 17.7%
  • Ryan

    Votes: 28 2.1%
  • Alex

    Votes: 25 1.9%
  • Emma

    Votes: 37 2.8%

  • Total voters
    1,320
How much of a true fan R U Kiwi Farms
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He looks like he is from a failed early 00's Numetal band and just got out of rehab.
 
I am glad those poor children got to a safe environment,

We don't know that they did. It's a good thing they're out of dad's house, but there are holes you could drive a truck through in mum's side of the story. The best that can be hoped for is that a decision about their future care - whether that involves leaving them with mum or placing them elsewhere - is made quickly and that the kids are out of the spotlight ASAP even if mum and dad continue to slug it out publicly.
 
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Victory for Team Internet.

All of you faggots said it couldn't be done, but when you have all of the Weaponized Autism Emeralds, every flavor of the autism rainbow, every single puzzle piece together, all connected as one, no threat can defeat their destructive might.

TANGO DOWN, BOYS

Mike is probably driving across the country with a 6-pack of Mountain Dew and a rifle to Phillip Defranco's house on a revenge mission.

time and time again people refuse to learn the power of weaponized autism
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We don't know that they did. It's a good thing they're out of dad's house, but there are holes you could drive a truck through in mum's side of the story. The best that can be hoped for is that a decision about their future care - whether that involves leaving them with mum or placing them elsewhere - is made quickly and that the kids are out of the spotlight ASAP even if mum and dad continue to slug it out publicly.
She is bipolar also, shits crazy on both sides, those kids are gonna need court appointed counselling and the Mom needs CPS to check in on her as well. Just because it's the Mom doesnt mean shes a saint either. Hopefully she does right by those kids and they can live a quiet life and get help.
 
This is such a blueballing, honestly. Child abuse threads are the most prone to moralfagging and now we don't even get a chimpout as proper payoff? It's a real shame someone with half a brain stepped in just as it was getting good.
You never know, there's still time for Mike, Lard Woman or anyone else to chimp the fuck out.
 
As much as I want that to happen, it just seems unlikely with them having a PR company and maybe a lawyer involved
Could also be one of their remaining kids, or one of their fans. Not to mention, Mike's not exactly the smartest child abuser out there.

As I said, anything's still possible up to the lead in to the court hearing.
 
She is bipolar also, shits crazy on both sides, those kids are gonna need court appointed counselling and the Mom needs CPS to check in on her as well. Just because it's the Mom doesnt mean shes a saint either. Hopefully she does right by those kids and they can live a quiet life and get help.

Truly hope what ever is put in place it's better than what they've been getting with bully boy.
 
Better than what they've been getting with the prankster.
Oh I agree they are way better for being out of that home. I just have a bad feeling about this whole thing. The Mothers story as to why the kids were not with her for two years is incredibly odd, so many holes in that story. No Mother would let this go on that long especially if she claims forgery on documentation was involved etc. I just feel that instead of a hugely shitty situation they are going to a less shitty one hopefully. Who knows. Either way those kids need a lot of help and you dont know how it's going to effect them down the line.
 
This is such a blueballing, honestly. Child abuse threads are the most prone to moralfagging and now we don't even get a chimpout as proper payoff? It's a real shame someone with half a brain stepped in just as it was getting good.
Blueballs would be the courts finding the Martins innocent, dismissing the case with prejudice and immediately opening up the channel again with a new video called "Daddy Shoots Cody with Pellet Gun Prank".
While it isn't over and Rose might not be the best parent, for now it's better than them being in the DOF house.
 
Blueballs would be the courts finding the Martins innocent, dismissing the case with prejudice and immediately opening up the channel again with a new video called "Daddy Shoots Cody with Pellet Gun Prank".
While it isn't over and Rose might not be the best parent, for now it's better than them being in the DOF house.

Okay neat and all but when am I going to get angry facebook posts about Phil and how the people who got his kids taken away are Flat Earthers
 
Wonder if they can get a refund on all the Do5 merchandise I saw in one of the videos. Just asking for any entrepreneurs out there.
 
I think it's obvious if the kids are better off with their dumb, but medicated and seemingly well-meaning bio mom versus crackbaby Fight Club Limp Bizkit and Moby Dick, who outright hates the children and only wanted them to make herself feel superior to the bio mom, is literally in the midst of another custody issue for her own biological children, AND has a bigger assault record than pretty much any other person recorded on this site.

The kids are certainly never going to end up with a rich, philanthropic widower who owns a candy factory, but come on. Bio mom Rose just seems like a stupid doormat, not a violent, crazy freak like Mike and Heather. She obviously had the sense to take her children to psychologists and therapy. That itself is LEAGUES ahead of Mike and Heather just buying the kids iPads all the time... that they destroy later, anyway.
 
No-one seems to know where they've gone. Maybe that's why today's hearing was cancelled?

Even if the lawyers got a clamp-down on them in regards to their situation with the kids, it's obvious Mike can't stay away from social media. He's going to end up giving their location away somehow.

Count on it.
 
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