Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

Which kid is going to shoot up their school first?

  • Cody

    Votes: 997 75.5%
  • Jake

    Votes: 233 17.7%
  • Ryan

    Votes: 28 2.1%
  • Alex

    Votes: 25 1.9%
  • Emma

    Votes: 37 2.8%

  • Total voters
    1,320
"Fine, we'll deal with it if we HAVE to. But only because you little bitches are so upset over like, basically nothing. Who even cares about video evidence if no nubile 13 year olds are being murder-raped by machetes? Didn't your parents slam you face first into bookcases when you were younger? It's just corporal punishment, bro!"

TIL that Child Protective Services are basically Dynastia
 
You know? Rose's lawyer could have a great argument with this. Where did the YT money go? Did any of it go into a savings account for the children as according to Coogan laws?

The only thing the assholes could say is that they bought the kids tablets/games as compensation but I make you a bet that they didn't save the receipts to prove it.


They mentioned on one of their apology vids "college funds" translated = Mike's School of Hard Knocks.
 
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It's disturbingly common in these types of cases not just for both parents to be unsuitable to care for the children but for no-one in the entire extended family to be suitable either.
I wouldn't be surprised if the entire family had issues, honestly. But that would also bring up the question of whether or not CPS would be wise enough to just give them to a new family entirely.

As it pertains to the other 3 Martin boys? someone just gave me this video of DaddyOFive's Jake from October 2015.
https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/859208559006973953

That explains where he got the channel idea, at least.
 
If you people would fucking PM me or email me when a video / channel needs archiving we wouldn't have these problems. If OP had done it the second a stink arose I'd have all the videos Do5 hid.

[video]DaddyOfFive/Daddyofive -Youtube Community Saves Emma and Cody-8Qp6u8G8Vf8.mp4[/video]
[video]DaddyOfFive/ROSE HAS THE KIDS!-lHKJ6F2BXNY.webm[/video]
 

"I ain't prankin'!"

"I loved him dearly much."

You know? Rose's lawyer could have a great argument with this. Where did the YT money go? Did any of it go into a savings account for the children as according to Coogan laws?

The only thing the assholes could say is that they bought the kids tablets/games as compensation but I make you a bet that they didn't save the receipts to prove it.

They claimed money was being put away into the kid's college funds, but it seems like they blew that on the Fallston Group to make them the world's least convincing apology video.

As it pertains to the other 3 Martin boys? someone just gave me this video of DaddyOFive's Jake from October 2015.
https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/859208559006973953


Jesus Christ, Jake can't even keep himself in check in front of people who aren't his family?

I mean, I guess it's not that surprising, but damn. He's the most fucked of all those kids.
 
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