🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

She's not educated, she's not curious, and she's not interested in the world.

How dare you dismiss her 3 months of Criminal Justice at college, don't you know that's how she's going to win this trial?

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Her lack of curiosity is what astounds me more than anything. I grew up alongside some of the worst and poorest white trash and there are still people who loved making art or going on adventures to explore, or trying to enjoy life etc. Even fat people. Really don't know WTF her problem is, and I don't want to hear it's her druggy mom because please everyone I'm talking about had parents that were druggies, ex druggies, or currently selling pills to help support their families.

She's such a loser. And a cat killer.

 

[_scythe_]

praying for her niqab arc so she can cover her lardass with a bedsheet. I don't know if she'd avoid to the extent that FlabbyBabby does, but it wouldn't surprise me if she left her extention request or counter claim until the very last minute possible. She does love wasting everyones time afterall.

I don't think that the niqab fits her. But that's just my opinion.

 

[Human Mystery]

If Chantal travels to to run away from her problems, ALR embraces agoraphobia to avoid her problems. If Chantal finds routine stifling and boring, ALR finds routine secure and comforting.

Agree. Chantal still has a home she runs back to though, she runs back to mom's when shit gets rough. Amber never had a real "home" so she clings on to the physical places, people, things. Both fatties also obviously use food for comfort.

How dare you dismiss her 3 months of Criminal Justice at college

And Chantal's 2 weeks of English at college (I mean, 2 years, as she says).

 

[Spaz-12]

Come on Amber, go to court and defend yourself, but that 3 months of a “criminal justice major” to use.

“Your honor, I plead BEE PEE DEEE….”

Your Honor, I have what is colloquially known as fatness, however, this is a real condition known as "OBCT"

 

[KittiestKitty]

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I don't think that the niqab fits her. But that's just my opinion.

Looks like a sumo wrestler dressed up as a ninja for Halloween.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

“Your honor, it was my beepedee”

But nah, I’m glad someone is holding her accountable for once. Seethe Amber, seethe. She’s probably cryeen and bingeen right now

 

[Clotso Coof]

In case you're wondering how Amber's court case is likely to go:
Detroit Woman Booted from Zoom Court After Making PBJ Sandwich During Hearing

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Do y'all think Porky would become a fugitive/law avoider like FoodieBooty? Would she go to some random county in Europe or Asia? I mean, Salah would most definitely like another 600lbs, bitchy wife, but I don't know if he can afford them all.

Gorlieflop can't even go to Wommart on her own, like fuck is she even travelling outside of her own zip code never mind to a different country. It'd be a miracle if she even drags her shelf to court.

 

[janeir0]

She’s probably cryeen and bingeen right now

I am subscribed to the theory Emily might be visiting her right now, so that's one reason why she went on (planned) hiatus. Making the timing of this very fun, Tammie essentially soured their little lovecation

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I just hope that reaction channels are downloading shit-tons of older Amber videos, because she’s probably going to go on a deleting spree to try to wipe out evidence.

Edited to add: I’m not an attorney, but some of my best friends are litigators. I pity the fool that has to do discovery on this or any Amber-related case. Imagine someone with no prior experience with lolcows having to work his or her way through Amber’s back catalogue. The mind boggles.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I really hope Tam Tam forces hambie to wuddle her 600 elbee shelf down to the court house and not something lame and gay like zoom court.
Your honor I motion for dismissal on the grounds that my client can't fit in the witness stand.

You are missing the best part of this. If the court case is over zoom, everyone gets to join. Just imagine pookie in a zoom call with tens of thousands of people that are unmuted because the admin working at the court doesn't know how to set up a zoom that mutes people and requires a specific permission to talk

 

[peach tea]

You guys are setting your expectations way too high for small claims court. I was just there this morning and I was bored to tears. Idk how OKC does it, but here it’s a mixture of traffic violations, minor offenses like shoplifting and lawsuits under a certain amount of money. The judge does all traffic violations and misdemeanor offenses in alphabetical order. Then they move on to small claims. The judge takes both parties into his chambers. That part isn’t out in the open. I’ve also seen protective orders/restraining orders done the same way.

Just like everything else surrounding this corner of the internet, it will be a nothing burger. Don’t get excited.

 

[nofriendofours]

Just like everything else surrounding this corner of the internet, it will be a nothing burger. Don’t get excited.

Disclaimer I'm not an expert but ive just done some more research. But the way I think small claims works is tammy will need to prove she is owed this exact dollar amount. And I'm assuming it's actually not debt but based off amber causing "personal injury". She's going to need to prove the injury/damages amber caused her costed her this exact amount of money. She would need like a medical bill such as therapy. Small claims only deals with money itself. I don't think she has a way to win besides amber not showing up. She would have more of a case actually with slander but that would be dealt in civil court and she would need a laywer to have a chance at winning. Where is this laywer she was talking about?? Yeah so most likely this will turn into nothing.

 

[Naoto]

You guys are setting your expectations way too high for small claims court. I was just there this morning and I was bored to tears. Idk how OKC does it, but here it’s a mixture of traffic violations, minor offenses like shoplifting and lawsuits under a certain amount of money. The judge does all traffic violations and misdemeanor offenses in alphabetical order. Then they move on to small claims. The judge takes both parties into his chambers. That part isn’t out in the open. I’ve also seen protective orders/restraining orders done the same way.

Just like everything else surrounding this corner of the internet, it will be a nothing burger. Don’t get excited.

100% this. I just looked up the oklahoma small claims court rules, Tammie has nothing on Amber in this regard. The best thing we'll get out of this is the family feud and an a-log getting video of Amber waddling her fatty ass into the courthouse. Just poor white trash filing frivolous shit, as per usual.

 

[Insulin reid]

You are missing the best part of this. If the court case is over zoom, everyone gets to join. Just imagine pookie in a zoom call with tens of thousands of people that are unmuted because the admin working at the court doesn't know how to set up a zoom that mutes people and requires a specific permission to talk

The court case being over zoom is the only way amber would show up. This most likely will be:
Amber cries and begs Tammy to let this go.
Tammy doesnt.
Nobody has time for their bullshit.
Amber wont show up because its in person not over zoom.

If amber needs accommodations because fat shes gonna have to make several phone calls and maybe an email and amber cant be fucked so maybe mommalynn will take pity on her and do it.
If ambers got a zoom call she may feign connectivity problems in order to get out of it or something like that but my guess is mommalynn babying her through this or amber eats the 5k pedo fine and amber just cries and gets her wages garnished and cries fat phobia on her youtube channel till vlogmas.

I am subscribed to the theory Emily might be visiting her right now, so that's one reason why she went on (planned) hiatus. Making the timing of this very fun, Tammie essentially soured their little lovecation

There's no way emily would deal with ambers bullshit. The juice isnt worth the squeeze, if anyone's around its gotta be someone else. Amber could totally be ok with having a toxic partner who calls them names, but emily wants to fuck and amber is always that bitch yelling over the internet at other girls telling them to stop talking to "their man".

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I was wondering whether Becky might think “Hey! I want to sue Amber, too!” So I asked one of my legal connections about breach of contract cases and found out that the rules are determined by individual states.

In Kentucky, you can sue for breach of a written contract for up to 15 years, but for an oral contract (say, Amber telling everyone that Becky was getting paid to be in the livestreams) it’s only five years. For fraud (taking Becky’s inheritance) again you only have five years from the moment you realized the fraud had occurred.

I am pretty ignorant about legal matters and didn’t go into too much detail, (and I wonder whether the rules would be different about so-called “oral contracts” if someone recorded herself promising to pay someone and then uploaded this statement to the internet where literally hundreds of thousands of people have seen it.)

Still, I came to the conclusion that if Becky had sued Amber for breach of contract in 2020, or gone after her for fraud after her mother died (which would have been roughly at the same time, since she really only needed the money to move out) there would have been a chance that she would have seen some money.

At this point, it seems that she’s fucked. But I hope this encourages everyone else to jump in now and sue the shit out of her, even if it’s just for scaring potential customers away from your bingo hall.

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

There's been lots of informative posts on here at the moment. I think a lot of you are right, unfortunately, it can be quite hard to prove emotional or physical damages if that is what Tammy is suing our dainty gorl for.

However, if Tammy is suing for damages from slander (i.e, Tammy lost her job, her income changed due to Amber's claims, or the claims are of a life changing crime that can cause damage to her reputation) Tammy might have a case. I do wish that she would get a lawyer, but she's specifically paid a fee of $150.00 to up the claim for damages over $5000, so she's obviously been advised that she has a case, this also doesn't include all of the cleric charges, court date charges, judge assignment charges, etc. Tammy has paid all of them so far, from what I can see at least. She really thinks that she has a case.

Even if she doesn't win, she's won to me. She's the only person so far who's had big enough balls to take on this mountain of lard and force it outdoors to face her legally.

I wonder if it will affect her attitude in the future, she's used to running her mouth and getting away with it. I doubt she will ever change, as she's never shown signs of being capabale of that, but it does make you think a bit on whether or not this will be the things that pushes her to keep her gob shut.

Then again, cancer didn't scare her into making lifestyle choices, I don't think small claims court will.

But she needs proof

I just wanted to add this in here so i'm not clogging up the thread with loads of messages, Amber has gone on record and admitted that she abused Becky. There's multiple clips of her admitting abuse and using the word abuse too. I think it would be pretty cut and dry.

 

[_scythe_]

I was wondering whether Becky might think “Hey! I want to sue Amber, too!” So I asked one of my legal connections about breach of contract cases and found out that the rules are determined by individual states.

In Kentucky, you can sue for breach of a written contract for up to 15 years, but for an oral contract (say, Amber telling everyone that Becky was getting paid to be in the livestreams) it’s only five years. For fraud (taking Becky’s inheritance) again you only have five years from the moment you realized the fraud had occurred.

I am pretty ignorant about legal matters and didn’t go into too much detail, (and I wonder whether the rules would be different about so-called “oral contracts” if someone recorded herself promising to pay someone and then uploaded this statement to the internet where literally hundreds of thousands of people have seen it.)

Still, I came to the conclusion that if Becky had sued Amber for breach of contract in 2020, or gone after her for fraud after her mother died (which would have been roughly at the same time, since she really only needed the money to move out) there would have been a chance that she would have seen some money.

At this point, it seems that she’s fucked. But I hope this encourages everyone else to jump in now and sue the shit out of her, even if it’s just for scaring potential customers away from your bingo hall.

Becky should do that. Imagine having to wipe someone's ass for years. Let's not forget the fact that Hamber didn't allow her to get a job. As much as everyone would like that, the sad part is it would be hard process since there have been years since that. Possible lawsuit, but hard to follow through.

Stealing someone's 5000$ heritage is a felony. But, again, the time gap will make it a hard process. Prison is also possible if the lawsuit follows through. If Becky gets a good lawyer, she could win the case and put Hamber in debt.

She could also sue for abuse. But she needs proof, which I guess could be proven by her family or Eric and Ricky. This could end in Hamber having to give her a certain amount of money, more than 10k considering they were together for for years.

All in with a good lawyer, if everything is proven with evidence, Hamber can lose at least 5000$ or more. One sad thing is that everything happened years ago. Emotional abuse charges are available only for 5 years in Kentucky, meaning that it's a bit too late. But that centers around the attorney, they could allow the charges even after the time gap.

Anyhow, I hope we get a jail saga. Hamber can't order doordash or eat anything unhealthy. Prison has shit, ratio food so she'll maybe lose weight, who knows.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Gorlieflop can't even go to Wommart on her own, like fuck is she even travelling outside of her own zip code never mind to a different country. It'd be a miracle if she even drags her shelf to court.

Mommy will have to load her up on a livestock truck