🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[It's All So Tiresome]

I think Amber has a lot to look forward to here with a pending court date.

Spoiler: my totally real court day fan non-fiction

Just think of the logistics of this day. Her mommy can bring her Chikfila to eat on the way to Denny's before court. She can even vape weed in the parking lot while waiting for her mother. When the mother strangler arrives the day truly starts. Christine will open the car door, lay out the red carpet, close the car door, open sauce packets for Amber so she can eat Chikfila, drive to Denny's, open the car door again so she can get out, order her food at Denny's for her because 4 orders of pancakes is like super embarrassing y'all. Then, after Christine angrily smokes a cigarette with her head in in her hands on the curb outside Denny's, time for court. Amber can just ride the residual weed and sugar high as two sisters speak for the final time and lament their circumstances wondering, "how did it come to this?".

With that boring legal shit out of the way that is 100% the fault of Karina Kaboom, finally, they can go to the Chinese buffet, then to bingo and then close out the destruction of a family big win over a blood relative by visiting Denny's again. All while vaping weed in various parking lots. Think of how often she will be able to show off her stamina. She can use a 9 AM court appearance as cover that she totally wakes up at normal hours for the next 5-10 years. Seems like the benefits outweigh the negatives here. It's not like the audience's view of her is going to improve either way. Amber's a big fan of overspending on food so as long she views court as just a really expensive double Denny's trip then it should make sense in her head.

My money is on a minimum of 4 eating events will be required to complete a single visit to a courthouse. She will also gain a minimum of 2 deflections to say she can wake up before 3 PM and walk up and down court house steps. I'm sure some dummy sent her an instagram DM once that said "you are too fat to go to court" and she can totally own that person too.

Sounds like a great day, Amber! And even if she loses, according to her, she's rich anyways! Or she can just deflect by saying she won it all back at Bingo. Thanks for the money~~

 

[KittiestKitty]

Sounds like abuser talk to me.

Sounds like the truth to me. And to all these dumbasses saying Tammy should give that money to Rebecca is fucking retarded. She stayed with Amber for the perks and because she didn't have to work. I dont wish anything bad on her, but I hope this triple bypass was the biggest wakeup call of her life, besides Big Pooks.

 

[high and tired]

The funniest part of this is that Jordy's a paralegal.

When did he claim this? He has a bachelor’s degree in business law but that’s it.

 

[Larry&Barry]

When did he claim this? He has a bachelor’s degree in business law but that’s it.

People have been mentioning it in his chats, and he directly referenced it during one of his latest streams. I'll go try to find him mentioning it.

e: In the transcript for "THIS AMBERLYNN STREAM GOT ME IN BIG TROUBLE! " he says "I am actually a certified paralegal. I know a thing or two about the law. Oh Lordy It's Jordy, CP, and not what you think CP stands for. It's certified paralegal."

https://www.youtube.com/live/pxYqflMmBoA?si=QAg1xDOOwAtruAbu&t=5194

Spoiler

Though, I'm willing to admit that he's making a joke that's going over my head.

 

[high and tired]

e: In the transcript for "THIS AMBERLYNN STREAM GOT ME IN BIG TROUBLE! " he says "I am actually a certified paralegal. I know a thing or two about the law. Oh Lordy It's Jordy, CP, and not what you think CP stands for. It's certified paralegal."

Hey you’re good, I don’t take statements of his like that at face value since he’s always joking and yukking it up. Jordy also doesn’t come across as fairly intelligent so I’d be surprised if he is an actual paralegal.

 

[Crusty Jugglers]

"you are too fat to go to court" and she can totally own that person too.

SKINNY PEOPLE GO TO COURT TOO!!!

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Hecticana has volunteered as tribute should this dry nothing burger become a juicy lolsuit burger. If nothing else, it should result in some beepeedee raging about middle aged men being LEEEEEEEEEEDUHRULLY obsessed with her and her laaeyrgs.

I think it would be funny to have Hecticana describe Amber moving around the court room and outside. A full description of how Amber moves around and acts with Mama Lynn that isn't coming from Porkahantas would be great to counter her narrative

 

[Skinless Nugget]

SKINNY PEOPLE GO TO COURT TOO!!!

SKINNY PEOPLE CAN BE 600 POUNDERS TOO!!!!!

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Simply spreading rumours that Amber is too fat to go to court to get her to go to court is so obvious that I can't believe nobody has thought of it before. All it would take is one word from a haydur and she'd make it her business to make sure this not only made it to court but had more media coverage than OJ Simpson.

 

[Free Range Grass]

I think it would be funny to have Hecticana describe Amber moving around the court room and outside. A full description of how Amber moves around and acts with Mama Lynn that isn't coming from Porkahantas would be great to counter her narrative

This would be so funny for two different reasons, the first is obviously that he could try capture Hamber in the wild, assesses her natural movements and watch as she loses her shit irl on Methmom and Tammie.

BUT, its Pookie and no doubt she'll know he's there causing her to try to keep up appearances. Imagine our gorl trying to act all sassy and dainty irl, walking demurely on her trotters towards the courthouse. With no doubt she wore the wrong shoes. Putting on the most tight slimming dress with a black mesh just to stick it to the haydurs about how gooood she looks and totally doesn't have the physique of a ham wrapped in meat netting. Imagine her exchanging fake pleasantries with Hecticana or better yet trying to snub him fully and have Methmom be the haydur defense shield despite her being the width of a double doorway (if im being generous).

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Simply spreading rumours that Amber is too fat to go to court to get her to go to court is so obvious that I can't believe nobody has thought of it before. All it would take is one word from a haydur and she'd make it her business to make sure this not only made it to court but had more media coverage than OJ Simpson.

Imagine the 'extraction' of Amberswine from her apartment...

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Well she's got the Peter Griffin ballsack chin coming along nicely for a start...

 

[mastergabe]

Report all the fat narc's videos for privacy, especially the old Krystle era ones! Fight fire with fire. Report that other fat narc Foodie Ooglie and those videos too while at it since they're prolly friends off-screen doing nonsense on sock accounts anyway.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Report all the fat narc's videos for privacy, especially the old Krystle era ones! Fight fire with fire. Report that other fat narc Foodie Ooglie and those videos too while at it since they're prolly friends off-screen doing nonsense on sock accounts anyway.

No one has to do anything to hurt Amboar or her channel. She's already encased in a prison made of 500+ elbees of flesh, she has an IQ of 62, and has no prospects or future to look forward to. She's most likely not going to make it to 40. She's being punished enough in her mortal shell. No one has to do anything. As funny as it would be to see her chimp out if her channel gets wrecked, she's already ruined her life outside the internet on her own.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Report all the fat narc's videos for privacy, especially the old Krystle era ones! Fight fire with fire. Report that other fat narc Foodie Ooglie and those videos too while at it since they're prolly friends off-screen doing nonsense on sock accounts anyway.

Why are you so mad at them?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Report all the fat narc's videos for privacy, especially the old Krystle era ones! Fight fire with fire. Report that other fat narc Foodie Ooglie and those videos too while at it since they're prolly friends off-screen doing nonsense on sock accounts anyway.

Point one: You're still not creative. Your posts are boring because you always screech 'fat narc'. I'm on the cusp of blocking you because you're boring af. I'd rather listen to AL cluck her tongue for an hour than read your shitty posts.

Point two: We are not the autistic illuminati nor are we a personal army. We're autistic librarians and gossip gorls, ya dumb fuck. Don't fucking pozload my neghole.

 

[Constellationzero]

Simply spreading rumours that Amber is too fat to go to court to get her to go to court is so obvious that I can't believe nobody has thought of it before. All it would take is one word from a haydur and she'd make it her business to make sure this not only made it to court but had more media coverage than OJ Simpson.

Yeah, but she STILL would have to wake up, and GET UP, at 6 to 7AM. She'd then have to put pants on. And then select a Billie Eyelash perfume to cover the fetid feet/rotting puss/unwiped ass/BO stank.

All before actually leaveeeeeeen the stankpartment to SHOW UP at the courthouse.

That's a tall order. Maybe too tall.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Report all the fat narc's videos for privacy, especially the old Krystle era ones! Fight fire with fire. Report that other fat narc Foodie Ooglie and those videos too while at it since they're prolly friends off-screen doing nonsense on sock accounts anyway.

Yeah, no.
Cancel culture never turned back time, and at least there's proof of how big of a piece of shit Amber is, and that includes all the aspects of her life, not only the fact that she's abusive to the people around (lidurally) her. if she doesn't think it's bad to have such video evidence I don't see why we should part with the pleasure of seeing a douchebag destroy herself live.

Plus I wouldn't diminish her calling only fat and narcissistic.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Plus I wouldn't diminish her calling only fat and narcissistic.

She’s also ugly, smelly, retarded, abusive, manipulative…….

 

[Free Range Grass]

We're autistic librarians and gossip gorls

I feel so seen.