🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Free Range Grass]

I love that this person was so in shock that she didn't even know what to do and decided to publicly shame Amber for following her, LMAO. It's not working out the way you want it to, pookie-reid : C

If you were a fitness 'influencer' and you saw this Hamhog follow you, wouldn't you be flabbergasted? She probably burst out laughing at the mere idea, especially after seeing the pinned tiktok about ranch.

 

[dangercock69]

Meanwhile pookie isn't that upset since she's trolling for a new masculine lesbean ass wiper. A fitness YouTuber isn't where you'll find it babes, go log into those sites Emily liked. Those are your people.

anavar thought someone like that would be in ALRs sights

 

[KittiestKitty]

I love that this person was so in shock that she didn't even know what to do and decided to publicly shame Amber for following her, LMAO. It's not working out the way you want it to, pookie-reid : C

That is hilarious. Amber should be shamed til her last breath. It's what she deserves.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

She's 22 as well according to her bio, so definitely Amber's age range too... I hope she breaks her SoCiAl MeDiA hiatus for a narc injury fat shaming rage type deal

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Meanwhile pookie isn't that upset since she's trolling for a new masculine lesbean ass wiper. A fitness YouTuber isn't where you'll find it babes, go log into those sites Emily liked. Those are your people.

I see potential for the next season if she gets with a fitness lesbian. Imagine Amber trying to talk about all the exercises she is an expert in then immediately crying about how her in home nurse and caretaker girlfriend isn't listening to her about nutrition

 

[Tea Sipper]

Since when is Hambo into butch masculine women anyways? I guess getting with Jade Francis flipped a switch in her mind, but over the years, we've heard "ad-nauseum" about how much she loves the likes of Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, etc. I always figured her type was (unironically) dainty feminine girls.

Still, she should be careful not to exhaust all of her options too quickly. According to Emily, masc lesbian feeders are rare

 

[Free Range Grass]

Since when is Hambo into butch masculine women anyways? I guess getting with Jade Francis flipped a switch in her mind, but over the years, we've heard "ad-nauseum" about how much she loves the likes of Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, etc. I always figured her type was (unironically) dainty feminine girls.

Still, she should be careful not to exhaust all of her options too quickly. According to Emily, masc lesbian feeders are rare

Since always? The only real exception was Krystle. Density looked like a teenage boy, Necky looked like a butch lesbian, Jade was butch lesbian, Eric/Valentine/whatever the fuck her name was is also pretty masc looking. Let's not forget the feeder, she was pretty masc. It's been a pattern for Hambert for ages when it comes to dating at least, can't say about attraction.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Since when is Hambo into butch masculine women anyways? I guess getting with Jade Francis flipped a switch in her mind, but over the years, we've heard "ad-nauseum" about how much she loves the likes of Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, etc. I always figured her type was (unironically) dainty feminine girls.

Still, she should be careful not to exhaust all of her options too quickly. According to Emily, masc lesbian feeders are rare

Amber can't date a feminine looking woman. It would take away from her daintiness. She has to be the most dainty

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I don't know why everyone is glazing Jade. She too had BPD and liked to get drunk. In an example of how "mature" and "supportive" the relationship was, Amber said that when one was doing/saying something insane, they would ask the other if they were "lucid" or were they in the grips of delusion.

 

[Witch Bitch]

I'm just glad this one seems to know her so they won't fall for the fake "help me get healthy." Cycle

If you were a fitness 'influencer' and you saw this Hamhog follow you, wouldn't you be flabbergasted? She probably burst out laughing at the mere idea, especially after seeing the pinned tiktok about ranch.

She's going for this "type" becuase she wants to be the 'feminine' princess, and no feminine lesbian would tolerate Amber Lynns disgusting life style or wipe her ass for her. She needs to stick to uhaul lesbian archetypes

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I love that this person was so in shock that she didn't even know what to do and decided to publicly shame Amber for following her, LMAO. It's not working out the way you want it to, pookie-reid : C

And she is only 22. Amber doesn't want to let that rumor she likes them young die. This chic doesn't look like she is the type that wants an old, fat, ugly, can't even wipe her own ass girlfriend.

 

[kawaiikat420]

I don't know why everyone is glazing Jade. She too had BPD and liked to get drunk. In an example of how "mature" and "supportive" the relationship was, Amber said that when one was doing/saying something insane, they would ask the other if they were "lucid" or were they in the grips of delusion.

I don't think Jade was a "good" partner, but she wasn't the worst. She was kinda like Krystal: weird, mentally ill, cringe, but not as bad as someone who that wanted to feed Amber to death as part of her kink. I suppose everyone in Hamber's life is so bizarre that "benign" becomes high praise.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

What I wouldn't give to see another repeat of the Krystle era where Amber would attempt fitness challenges only to give up 2 days in. If a fitness les somehow made it into that piss floor apartment, chances are Hambone will become a permanent resident of the ER. Slipped disks, aching knees, and dangleen ankles galore!

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

What I wouldn't give to see another repeat of the Krystle era where Amber would attempt fitness challenges only to give up 2 days in. If a fitness les somehow made it into that piss floor apartment, chances are Hambone will become a permanent resident of the ER. Slipped disks, aching knees, and dangleen ankles galore!

The only fitness she’s interested in is fitting the food into her mouth.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

What I wouldn't give to see another repeat of the Krystle era where Amber would attempt fitness challenges only to give up 2 days in. If a fitness les somehow made it into that piss floor apartment, chances are Hambone will become a permanent resident of the ER. Slipped disks, aching knees, and dangleen ankles galore!

I would love Pookie to come on livestreams talking about how she understands working out because she watched 3 TikToks on fitness

 

[Sarah Connor]

IIRC Amber was crying fatly about one of her brothers

Wasn't it during the late Becky/early Jade Francis era when Amber made a video cryeeen saying her youngest brother who was in a closed adoption found her and she was going to fly him out to stay with her for a little bit? I remember this very vividly. I'm surprised that plan hasn't come to fruition now that she's with Mamalynn.
But then again, if there's nothing trooooly in it for our gorl, she won't do it. If he had said something about not wanting to be filmed or make a big spectacle of it on social media, I can see her getting pig mad and dropping him. Even Jade had to show some "proof" that she was there - a hand, walking past the camera with her hood up, her voice. Amber also did this to her they/them fag hag she went to lunch with once in her early Oklahoma days. If you’re not an extra for her, you're nothing.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Wasn't it during the late Becky/early Jade Francis era when Amber made a video cryeeen saying her youngest brother who was in a closed adoption found her and she was going to fly him out to stay with her for a little bit? I remember this very vividly. I'm surprised that plan hasn't come to fruition now that she's with Mamalynn.
But then again, if there's nothing trooooly in it for our gorl, she won't do it. If he had said something about not wanting to be filmed or make a big spectacle of it on social media, I can see her getting pig mad and dropping him. Even Jade had to show some "proof" that she was there - a hand, walking past the camera with her hood up, her voice. Amber also did this to her they/them fag hag she went to lunch with once in her early Oklahoma days. If you’re not an extra for her, you're nothing.

If she remembered this, she could totally try and use this against Tammy

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Wasn't it during the late Becky/early Jade Francis era when Amber made a video cryeeen saying her youngest brother who was in a closed adoption found her and she was going to fly him out to stay with her for a little bit? I remember this very vividly. I'm surprised that plan hasn't come to fruition now that she's with Mamalynn.

I remember it too. I wouldn’t be surprised if the brother did more research and decided he wanted no part of the shit show.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Wasn't it during the late Becky/early Jade Francis era when Amber made a video cryeeen saying her youngest brother who was in a closed adoption found her and she was going to fly him out to stay with her for a little bit? I remember this very vividly. I'm surprised that plan hasn't come to fruition now that she's with Mamalynn.
But then again, if there's nothing trooooly in it for our gorl, she won't do it. If he had said something about not wanting to be filmed or make a big spectacle of it on social media, I can see her getting pig mad and dropping him. Even Jade had to show some "proof" that she was there - a hand, walking past the camera with her hood up, her voice. Amber also did this to her they/them fag hag she went to lunch with once in her early Oklahoma days. If you’re not an extra for her, you're nothing.

Yes! That was the brother I was talking about. I'm almost positive, before she moved to OK that brother found her mom and was staying with her, she would FaceTime with them, he was excited to have a "famous" sister, wanted to come visit and be in her videos and then she just stopped talking about him. Nothing said again, like it never happened. I can't remember which brother it was, james, Jonathan, one of those I think. She also talked about the other one and didn't know if his name had been changed, or if he knew he was adopted.

 

[FatalTater]

She's 22 as well

Amber has to hook the young and/or dumb ones, anyone smart or having life experience isn't going to give her the time of day.

he was excited to have a "famous" sister, wanted to come visit and be in her videos and then she just stopped talking about him. Nothing said again, like it never happened.

He must have told her "no" about something.