Was it the right thing to do to get involved with Christian Weston Chandler?

I don't know really, I mean we are honestly the only people that care about him, if it's in some twisted weird way. If we didn't, then he would just be some unknown fatty that never ever went outside. Until he maced a gamestop employee of course.

Other than that, without CWC we probably wouldn't have this site to laugh at lolcows, so I guess that's a plus.
 
Yes we are the only people on this planet that care if he lives or dies besides his mother Barbara (who might be senile now so that would just leave us), but was it really the right thing in the end?

Doesn't he have a brother somewhere?

TBH we probably mess around with other lolcows far more than we mess with Chris now.

TBH I personally barely glance at the whole CWC sub-forum, barring exceptional shit like him pepper spraying GameStop clerks. For some reason I just don't care about him one way or the other, along with a couple of other cows like DSPPhil and the Slatons. To push a metaphor, to me they all seem like cows that have gone dry.
 
If you were to show the wiki to a normie the most likely response would be to say this is fucked up and we're the bad guys for messing around with a slow in the mind. Is that normie wrong?
I've shown Chris to people irl before and they think Chris is asking for it by making a fool of himself. Even people with mildly or severely disabled relatives have agreed that Chris is a scumbag and that his parents failed to raise him.
 
Doesn't he have a brother somewhere?

He has two half-brothers, both of whom are much older than him. One is barely even aware of his existence and the other is a hipster douchebag who actively hates him.

But to answer the question, I'm not sure. I didn't know who Chris even was until around 2013-2014 and didn't even join the Farms until this year, so I missed a lot of the "Classic" Chris moments and I'm going off the CWCki for a lot of this information, so feel free to correct me if I make any factual errors in this assessment.

I think when the Chris trolling got started, the trolls and sites like Kiwi Farms and its predecessors were definitely in the wrong because even though Chris is an awful human being who wasn't raised right, it's still obvious he's not playing with a full deck and in all honesty, between his parents and his genetics, he was fucked from the get-go and never really had a chance. But then, things changed....

After Bob died in 2011, the nature of the community's involvement changed. Most active and organized trolling effectively ceased and the mission went from actively making Chris's life a living Hell just to get a reaction from him to simply observing him and allowing Chris to make an ass of himself on his own volition. Now we're the closest thing he has to a positive in his life (even if we still aren't on his side and think he's a braying jackass), as evidenced by the care package that Kiwi Farms sent him after the fire in 2014. Now, we're literally the only people that actively care about him in any way. Barb has always been an abusive bitch who only sees Chris as something to hoard and exploit for her own financial convenience and the only other people in his life are a few loose acquaintances and asspatters in the Charlottesville LGBT community.

So I think it was wrong at first to get involved with Chris, but given the trajectory of his life and how the nature of both Chris as well as his trolls and followers have changed so drastically, our involvement is the closest thing he has to a good thing in his life. I think once Barb dies, it's gonna be Kiwis who are going to be sending him condolences and higher-ups like Marvin who will be trying to help him in the most sensible way possible, though I could be wrong on the second part of that sentence.

TL;DR I can't really make a judgment call myself on whether or not we should've got involved with Chris. I think it started out as a bad thing but became a semi-good thing once the trolls stopped actively hounding him and instead just observed him.
 
You're absolutely right, the nature of this thing changed when Bob died and nowadays we're all very benign, we go out of our way to shame others that WANT to do what we used to do. Because we were bastards back then, and to this day we don't really take much responsibility for our actions from that time period.

Bluespike is still posting here from time to time, he should apologise for what he did.
 
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Were it not for the trolls Chris would still be drinking his own semen, instead of storing it in tupperware inside his freezer like a civilized human being.
 
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I don't know, something good came out of Nick Bate. Or rather going inside Nick Bate because he's being raped in prison for raping his little sister.

Definite good came out of Samuel Collingwood Smith also. Purely by documenting his actions, we ensured he would never get gainful employment. For that, mankind should be eternally thankful to Kiwi Farms.
 
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Yes and no. The early trolling was just plain mean, but on the other hand, if the trolling never happened, Chris would just be a complete nobody sitting around playing vidya until the day he died. Instead, he brings endless joy to thousands of people, and while the profit he's made off it has been minuscule, without us he wouldn't have made any money off Sonichu. He'd also have no-one to turn to for help during the Financhu Crisis.

While funny, the early days of trolling aren't a particularly proud memory for Christorians. Overall though, I'd say the attention Chris has gotten has been a net positive and I think Chris realises this too, however much he hates to admit it. He always used to brag about how he was "internet famous" and that never would've happened were it not for people getting involved with him.
 
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