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Canonically, the Minions (tm) were all hiding in a cave from 1812 until 1968.
Doylists quite reasonably assume that this is to avoid the obvious Nazi connection, but nobody's gone on to note that the Khmer Rouge was officially founded in 1968.
There are the mandatory Minion goggles to contend with, but that could at least make for an entertaining one-shot where an envoy of Minions offer their services to Pol Pot and are unceremoniously beaten to death against a tree.
The remaining Minions naturally go to work for Henry Kissinger.
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Welcome to the Manacled club. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fanfiction-horrors.7626/post-20864257
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Could you imagine the cultural impact of having this bunch of yellow Tic Tacs running around and declaring the most evil person on Earth as their leader? There would be a global hysteria every time a world leader gets approached by these yellow fucks, which would always result in getting these banana-munchers expelled because of how they would ruin the reputation of the entire regime. This idea is so stupid that I love it!
I could even imagine them trying to approach democratically elected figures because the dictators, the terrorists, and the warlords kept declining them. Just imagine Netanyahu getting approached by these cretins and causing a political crisis in the country. Could you fathom the absurdity of minions accidentally toppling entire regimes because people use them as some sort of objective evil detectors and how people would be learning about minions during history lessons because of that?
Illumination is sleeping on a gold mine; I now actually want a Minions movie where they would think Gru died and now approach real-life leaders, causing unrest and crises wherever they are, and the title would be just as ridiculous as the premise, like "Minions: World War III."
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How about instead of Henry Kissinger, it's Henry Kissingboys?
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I was going to reference Dr. Henry Killinger, from The Venture Brothers,
but it sounds like you're proposing Old Man Yaoi in the form of Background Kissinger/Nixon. Intriguing.
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There is also the idea of the minions just choosing some random dude, and everyone freaking out about what exactly they are gonna do.
Like Epstein, who was a nobody in the public eye for pretty much his entire life until his "suicide".
Like Epstein, who was a nobody in the public eye for pretty much his entire life until his "suicide".
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So I finally plodded through Secrets and Masks and then I finally got all my thoughts down, which ended up being basically just a summary of the story with my opinions. This is like 3500 words so I'll put it behind a spoiler. epub attached.
Ultimately, Secrets and Masks is a lot more ham-fisted with its tropes than Manacled, with very specific devices and fetishes being crammed in here without much work given to making them feel organic. This is much more sexually explicit than Manacled, even though it doesn’t feature doctor-prescribed rape as a plot element. The character writing is also inconsistent, with Hermoine and Malfoy reacting just kind of in whatever way will serve the author’s purposes at that moment rather than how they should react. There's way more fandom cringe in here, too.
Rumor has it that the author is rewriting this into a trilogy and self-publishing it. I would assume for legal reasons she's scrubbing it of any Harry Potter IP stuff, but details are scarce.
Ultimately, Secrets and Masks is a lot more ham-fisted with its tropes than Manacled, with very specific devices and fetishes being crammed in here without much work given to making them feel organic. This is much more sexually explicit than Manacled, even though it doesn’t feature doctor-prescribed rape as a plot element. The character writing is also inconsistent, with Hermoine and Malfoy reacting just kind of in whatever way will serve the author’s purposes at that moment rather than how they should react. There's way more fandom cringe in here, too.
Rumor has it that the author is rewriting this into a trilogy and self-publishing it. I would assume for legal reasons she's scrubbing it of any Harry Potter IP stuff, but details are scarce.
Secrets and Masks starts off on a similar foot to Manacled, with Dumbledore dead and a vicious, violent battle waging between Voldemort’s forces and the Order of the Phoenix. Voldemort’s forces are ranked thusly: Black Masks, the grunts; Gold Masks, the commanders; and Demon Masks, Voldemort’s right-hand people (of which there are two, Draco and Bellatrix). Draco rides this big badass black dragon. Hermoine is a fighter in the Order, but unlike Manacled, she’s a fighter with no small amount of renown. She’s known for being skilled and merciless. The Order has made contact with a Death Eater informant, and Hermoine is sent to regularly meet with this informant and get info on upcoming troop movements and whatnot. Hermoine and the informant meet each other masked and using voice-changing charms. The informant goes by Medusa, and Hermoine goes by some other mythological alias I forgot to write down.
Hermoine is captured and Voldemort sends her to Draco to have her mind and memories sifted through. She is bound to Draco with some sort of blood magic, which will allow Draco to set up Hermoine-specific wards to keep her from escaping or using weapons. Also, if Draco dies, so does Hermoine. Similar to Manacled, Draco keeps her at his mansion. Unlike Manacled, there are other Death Eaters living at the mansion who have all formed a little “found family” with Draco. Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini, and Astoria Greengrass. Daphne Greengrass is dead, killed by Voldemort, but we aren’t given a ton of details on this yet. Blaise and Astoria are married. Draco regularly subjects Hermoine to legilimency (mind-reading) sessions, which are painful for Hermoine and begin to end in her bleeding from the eyes, nose, and mouth. This is where the story starts hitting its stride and where we realize the entire arrangement is incredibly cringe.
Astoria has some sort of ailment and there are many scenes of “the boys” doting on her and carefully ferrying her around the mansion and its grounds. This is an attempt to show they have soft, caring sides, despite the glee with which they torture and kill opposing soldiers and prisoners of war.
Nott is incredibly annoying. His only trait is that he’s unhinged and crazy and constantly making irreverent jokes. He sings Another One Bites the Dust during a battle and plays soccer with decapitated heads. Zabini is just kind of stern and puppy-dog-devoted to Astoria.
Astoria forms a friendship with Hermoine and tries to provide her with books, painting supplies, etc. and argues with Draco a lot over how he treats Hermoine.
Draco develops some moderately dom affection for Hermoine, referring to her as “little lion” or “little cub” and using “good girl” too often.
Draco is an occlumency (mind obfuscation) master and Hermoine can tell when his walls are up vs down based on his eye color (literally). She refers to walls up Draco as Mr. Hyde and walls down Draco as Dr. Jekyll.
People refer to Draco as “a demon” or “the demon” all the time. “He may be a demon by name, but I refuse to believe that a man who tore off his wings, only to use them as a shield to protect his family, could ever truly be soulless.” I think Astoria says this and it’s incomprehensible. I genuinely don’t know what it’s supposed to mean. What wings?
Hermoine accidentally forces herself into Draco’s mind during a legilimency session and sees his memories of his parents and Daphne being killed on Voldemort’s orders while Draco had to watch and this makes her soften toward him. Draco arrives on his dragon after a bad battle and he’s seriously injured. Hermoine toys with letting him die but realizes this will kill her too, so she heals him. From then on, his dragon likes her. This is kinda corny and all, but not insane.
A fairly interesting element is introduced after some time of Draco combing through Hermoine’s memories: the Demon Hex. Draco whisks Hermoine to a battle and we learn that all the legilimency sessions have been a ruse. Voldemort doesn’t really care about her memories; Draco has been laying the foundation of a mind-control spell in Hermoine’s brain, one that feeds off the blood curse. It doesn’t really make Hermoine a puppet for Draco so much as it channels her negative emotions into attacking people that Draco sees as enemies. So, members of the Order. Hermoine has to watch as she slaughters her former friends and comrades as they beg for their lives. This happens multiple times. Astoria is really rude to Draco for doing this but Draco says he has orders (perfectly valid and Astoria is a retard).
This is obviously hard on Hermoine and she has breakdowns/tantrums whenever she returns to herself. If they are in private, Draco gets all apologetic and comforting and will hug her and kiss her forehead while she cries. It’s not really clear why he cares. One could say that he’s growing attached to her after spending so much time in her mind, but this is never really explained.
Then things just start getting sexual. It’s kind of out of left field and doesn’t naturally follow the characters. At the same time, Draco develops this possessive, obsessive fixation on Hermoine that again is kind of out of left field. Draco is arguing with Hermoine after a battle and she’s insistent on stripping for her bath without waiting for him to leave and she relishes in how uncomfortable this makes him. Later, Draco comes upon Hermoine getting drunk after a bad battle and they engage in some banter over her raiding his expensive liquor cabinet and then start making out. This ends when Hermoine grabs a knife and tries to stab him. After a particularly bad breakdown, Draco obtains firearms for Hermoine and sets up targets for her to shoot at and he fingers her while she shoots.
It would be the obvious, and sensible, path to have Draco and Hermoine falling for each other because they are bound by this blood curse and in each other’s minds so much. This is not the angle the author takes. Instead, Draco is turned on by Hermoine’s skill, relentless spirit, and hatred of him. Hermoine is fine having hate-sex with Draco because he’s hot. If someone mind-controlled me into killing people I knew and loved, I’d definitely want to jump their bones.
Which is it? Is Draco secretly a softie who cares for his found family and has begun to unconsciously include Hermoine in that family because he’s spent so much time in her head? Or is he a deranged lunatic who can only be turned on by mortal peril and loathes Hermoine?
There’s a whole B plot about Draco, Zabini, and Nott having beef with some other Death Eaters (one of them is Crouch) because they’re retards and/or backstabbers and they keep sex slaves; also Nott develops a fixation on one sex slave dubbed “the Mustang” but I’m not diving deep into this at this time because it’s not interesting and has basically no bearing on the A plot until much, much later.
There is a lot more angst with Hermoine being forced to do horrible things because of the demon hex and Draco is very sweet and comforting about it which clashes with his creepy, dommy, possessive fixation on her. After Hermoine gets uppity during a Death Eater meeting and Voldemort subjects her to visions of muggles being slaughtered and her own death at the hand of Draco’s dragon (some of this was foretold by Zabini who I guess is some kind of prophet), Draco tries to get her to blow off steam by shooting at him. She doesn’t want to, and so he taunts her with details on the deaths of her comrades until she does. What a caring man. Anyway, he magically deflects most of her shots but gets wounded. The fact that she was genuinely trying to kill him there for a moment turns him on so he pounces on her and they have hate sex while he rants about how much he can’t stand her. This proves to be the cure to Hermoine’s PTSD from Voldemort’s visions.
Astoria has a bad fall while the lads are out in the field and Hermoine tends to her cracked noggin until everyone returns. This earns her Zabini’s undying loyalty. Draco is very shaken and tries to go have a private moment with himself, but Hermoine follows him. She wants to comfort him but Draco thinks she’s there to gloat and this enrages him, which is odd because I thought her ruthlessness turned him on. He has a full on emotional breakdown and ends up showing Hermoine his memories of Daphne Greengrass (Astoria’s sister) forming a pact with Draco to keep their “family” (friends) safe, and then Daphne being caught helping muggles and being executed. Hermoine doesn’t know what else to do besides kiss Draco, and I think this is the turning point in their relationship.
We’re less than halfway through the story.
I don’t remember how, but Zabini gets a tip that the traitor, Medusa, is going to be meeting with a member of the Order. There’s little time, so he goes to the meeting place and yeets the Order dude and captures Medusa. I was burying the lead a little, but it was obvious if you were reading the story and seeing Medusa’s dialogue when they met with Hermoine—it’s Theodore Nott. Zabini brings Nott back to Malfoy mansion and summons everyone and this causes a big dramatic scene of course. Nott was giving Death Eater secrets to the Order because he hates Voldemort for killing Daphne Greengrass, not out of any real Order sympathies. He tells the group that he was feeding everything they talked about in his presence to the Order. He says this is why he chose the alias “Medusa;” multiple people were giving him the information he was feeding to the Order. This is kind of stupid because this is how almost any mole functions.
During this revelation, we learn why Daphne was considered a juggle sympathizer. She was sent on a mission with Theo, the target being an orphanage. Theo was, then, a massive softie and hesitated. Some other Death Eaters there called him out and Daphne killed them, then said it was her that hesitated and so she was killed. This has, somehow, turned Theo into a total psychopath who enjoys killing and torture.
Malfoy is understandably livid as this puts the group at massive, colossal, indescribable risk. Nott points out that they can’t hand him over to Voldemort as he will blame all of them. This is true. He says that their only choice is to now help him betray Voldemort. This is dumb and I feel like the group could instead:
The group reconvenes to discuss a plan of action. They decide that they will strategically leak information to the Order while also framing different Death Eaters for the leaks, which will in turn cause an angry Voldemort to kill off these “traitors” and whittle away at his own forces. While a sound strategy, this isn’t particularly mind-blowing and I think Voldemort would catch on soon. Nott wants them to frame Crouch first, since he’s an annoying rapist, but Draco says that Crouch is too cunning to target first. This is retarded; if anything, they should prioritize eliminating the cleverest Death Eaters first. They decide that they have to let the Order in on their plan, which no, they really don’t but whatever. Draco says that to avoid suspicion they must keep taking Hermoine on missions and putting her under the Demon Hex, which makes her furious and she storms off. Draco finds her blowing off steam in the shooting range he’d set up for her, and to prove his sincerity in his plan to help the Order, he eats her out. This doesn’t make any sense because they've been having hate sex this whole time, but whatever.
They arrange a meeting with the Order. Specifically, Ron, Fleur, and Ginny. Hermoine tries to explain that Malfoy and Co. are now against Voldemort, and Draco keeps chiming in to hurl insults and escalate the situation, thereby endangering his “family’s” one chance at safety, like a retard. Hermoine offers to let the Order members present search her memory (I thought only some people could use legilimency but whatever). Ginny and Ron are predictably horrified at seeing Hermoine’s memories of banging Draco. Everyone begrudgingly decides to work together.
The gang (sans Draco, who never goes to parties, and Hermoine, who is a prisoner) goes to a Death Eater gala and when Theo goes to the bathroom, the Mustang (Crouch’s favorite sex slave) comes in as well and tries to communicate with him. It’s clear she’s been given some sort of mute curse and she can’t speak. Instead of doing something practical, like trying to write or act out or sign a message for Theo, she tries to scream through her curse until Crouch comes in and freaks out. His little stopwatch goes off and he forces a potion down her throat. It is so obviously a Polyjuiced Daphne that it’s physically painful, but Theo just kind of moves on.
Hermoine is brought to a battle and the Demon Hex mysteriously wears off. She’s able to convince a member of the Order of this after some miscommunication where he gives her an injury and she falls unconscious. Draco tards out and kills every present Order member and Death Eater and topples a nearby clocktower in his rage (one of Zabini’s prophecies). Hermoine is at first furious when she awakens, but is quickly turned on by how angry Draco got when she was hurt. This is a sick reaction that no normal person would have, not something I am convinced would be a reaction from PTSD. It’s also contradictory with their pre-established masochistic relationship. They hate each other and enjoy hurting each other. Yes Draco is obsessed with her and I could buy some sort of “only I can hurt her” stuff, but the nuclear meltdown when she gets hurt makes no sense.
At multiple points Hermoine remarks that she has “never felt safer” than when she’s with Draco. Yet practically every sex scene starts with a heated argument, funneling hatred into boning, how does this work with someone you care about and feel safe around? She won’t let him sleep in her bed, calls it blurred lines. But why would you worry about blurred lines if you care about this guy and feel safe with him?
There’s a lot of talking amongst each other and with the Order and scheming that’s not worth getting into. Eventually this culminates in someone figuring out that Hermoine is feeding info to the Order and Voldemort has a public execution staged that completely mimics Hermoine’s vision of her death (Draco killing her with his dragon). It seems like it’s going to play out that way, but we’re only 65% or so through the book so Draco pivots at the last minute and the gang turns on Voldemort’s forces and are able to escape. Of course now the façade is gone.
There’s a lot of jumping between different safe houses and battling Voldemort’s forces with the Order. 10% of the book or so is spent on this. Boring. This feels like it takes months but it’s supposed to just be a day or two.
Theo gets captured by Crouch and Malfoy tries to rescue him alone and Hermoine obviously doesn’t let him. While rescuing Theo fron Crouch’s house, Mustang’s VERY OBVIOUS polyjuice potion wears off and surprise it’s Daphne Greengrass. Malloy and Co. didn't watch her die, it was someone polyjuiced as her. Her life is bound to Crouch’s so they can’t kill him. Crouch offers Daphne to Theo if he captures Hermoine alive so Crouch can deliver her to the dark lord. Malfoy and Theo duke it out right there. Hermoine manages to bind Crouch and Malfoy knocks out Theo. They go to the safehouse.
There’s a sappy reunion, but over the next day or so Theo is basically ignoring Daphne. She confronts him and he says it's unhealthy for her to glamor herself and refuse to address what’s happened to her. Daphne agrees to spill the beans and details her horrible imprisonment with Crouch. Only Voldemort knew her true identity. Her and Theo make up and he lets her torture Crouch in the basement so she’s basically fine now. It becomes a regular thing, something that brings Daphne great relief and joy. She thinks it’s hot that her once sensitive husband now loves torture.
At a meeting with the Order, a Horcrux detecting device goes crazy around Hermoine. She’s a Horcrux, and it’s concluded that Voldemort did this on accident when he was torturing her. Just a little boo boo. Draco loses his mind, predictably. Hermoine is willing to die to kill Voldemort but Draco says he’ll kill himself. Cue very corny love confession where he says he was dead but her love brought him back to life.
The found family tries to find a way to destroy the piece of Voldemort’s soul in Hermoine. They are able to draw out a small part of it if Hermoine thinks about Draco, but it’s not totally working. They learn from Crouch that Voldemort keeps Naginj near him at all times and devise a plan to lure him into the open: Theo and Daphne will pretend to switch sides back to Voldemort, bringing Hermoine as a peace offering, while Draco and the dragon prepare to ambush. This is utterly retarded but it works until Voldemort senses an attack at the last second and a full battle breaks out.
Draco faces off against Voldemort while the dragon keeps Hermoine safe in the air and the rest of the gang fights Voldemort’s monsters. They’re all communicating through Mugle earpieces. The battle is very long but eventually someone kills the snake and the Muggles turn their tanks on Hermoine. The dragon dives in front and takes their shots and dies, and it’s so beautiful and majestic that the entire battlefield stops to watch.
Draco teleports Hermoine away to argue about her being in the battle which is pointless because they end up jumping back in anyway. Draco and Hermoine fight Voldemort for a while and eventually Draco is able to pull Hermoine aside and try to remove the Horcrux. He makes out with her and this is making the removal work (wonder why they never tried that before if thinking of Draco is what makes the Horcrux in Hermoine removable…). However they are interrupted by Kinglsey straight up murdering Hermoine. Blaise cuts his head off and Hermoine is able to have a long dramatic death speech for Draco. Draco throws a huge, insane, legendary fit, as you can imagine, before teleporting away with Hermoine’s gun to hunt Voldemort down.
Draco slaughters his way through Voldemort’s forces with absolute ease. Voldemort mortally wounds him but he shoots Voldemort to death while complaining about all the pain that Voldemort put him through. The Slytherin murder gang shows up and tries to save him but Draco insists on dying.
Three years later. Due to their heroics, the Slytherin murder gang is not held responsible for their heinous war crimes, but they are required to see a magical shrink once a month in perpetuity. Blaise and Astoria have adopted several kids orphaned by the war. Crouch is still kept in the basement and still tortured on a regular basis.
Epilogue with Draco in the afterlife. He’s back at Malfoy manor. His parents are there with his dragon and Hermoine. They decide to start their plan to travel the world together so I guess the afterlife is just exactly like real life.
Hermoine is captured and Voldemort sends her to Draco to have her mind and memories sifted through. She is bound to Draco with some sort of blood magic, which will allow Draco to set up Hermoine-specific wards to keep her from escaping or using weapons. Also, if Draco dies, so does Hermoine. Similar to Manacled, Draco keeps her at his mansion. Unlike Manacled, there are other Death Eaters living at the mansion who have all formed a little “found family” with Draco. Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini, and Astoria Greengrass. Daphne Greengrass is dead, killed by Voldemort, but we aren’t given a ton of details on this yet. Blaise and Astoria are married. Draco regularly subjects Hermoine to legilimency (mind-reading) sessions, which are painful for Hermoine and begin to end in her bleeding from the eyes, nose, and mouth. This is where the story starts hitting its stride and where we realize the entire arrangement is incredibly cringe.
Astoria has some sort of ailment and there are many scenes of “the boys” doting on her and carefully ferrying her around the mansion and its grounds. This is an attempt to show they have soft, caring sides, despite the glee with which they torture and kill opposing soldiers and prisoners of war.
Nott is incredibly annoying. His only trait is that he’s unhinged and crazy and constantly making irreverent jokes. He sings Another One Bites the Dust during a battle and plays soccer with decapitated heads. Zabini is just kind of stern and puppy-dog-devoted to Astoria.
Astoria forms a friendship with Hermoine and tries to provide her with books, painting supplies, etc. and argues with Draco a lot over how he treats Hermoine.
Draco develops some moderately dom affection for Hermoine, referring to her as “little lion” or “little cub” and using “good girl” too often.
Draco is an occlumency (mind obfuscation) master and Hermoine can tell when his walls are up vs down based on his eye color (literally). She refers to walls up Draco as Mr. Hyde and walls down Draco as Dr. Jekyll.
People refer to Draco as “a demon” or “the demon” all the time. “He may be a demon by name, but I refuse to believe that a man who tore off his wings, only to use them as a shield to protect his family, could ever truly be soulless.” I think Astoria says this and it’s incomprehensible. I genuinely don’t know what it’s supposed to mean. What wings?
Hermoine accidentally forces herself into Draco’s mind during a legilimency session and sees his memories of his parents and Daphne being killed on Voldemort’s orders while Draco had to watch and this makes her soften toward him. Draco arrives on his dragon after a bad battle and he’s seriously injured. Hermoine toys with letting him die but realizes this will kill her too, so she heals him. From then on, his dragon likes her. This is kinda corny and all, but not insane.
A fairly interesting element is introduced after some time of Draco combing through Hermoine’s memories: the Demon Hex. Draco whisks Hermoine to a battle and we learn that all the legilimency sessions have been a ruse. Voldemort doesn’t really care about her memories; Draco has been laying the foundation of a mind-control spell in Hermoine’s brain, one that feeds off the blood curse. It doesn’t really make Hermoine a puppet for Draco so much as it channels her negative emotions into attacking people that Draco sees as enemies. So, members of the Order. Hermoine has to watch as she slaughters her former friends and comrades as they beg for their lives. This happens multiple times. Astoria is really rude to Draco for doing this but Draco says he has orders (perfectly valid and Astoria is a retard).
This is obviously hard on Hermoine and she has breakdowns/tantrums whenever she returns to herself. If they are in private, Draco gets all apologetic and comforting and will hug her and kiss her forehead while she cries. It’s not really clear why he cares. One could say that he’s growing attached to her after spending so much time in her mind, but this is never really explained.
Then things just start getting sexual. It’s kind of out of left field and doesn’t naturally follow the characters. At the same time, Draco develops this possessive, obsessive fixation on Hermoine that again is kind of out of left field. Draco is arguing with Hermoine after a battle and she’s insistent on stripping for her bath without waiting for him to leave and she relishes in how uncomfortable this makes him. Later, Draco comes upon Hermoine getting drunk after a bad battle and they engage in some banter over her raiding his expensive liquor cabinet and then start making out. This ends when Hermoine grabs a knife and tries to stab him. After a particularly bad breakdown, Draco obtains firearms for Hermoine and sets up targets for her to shoot at and he fingers her while she shoots.
It would be the obvious, and sensible, path to have Draco and Hermoine falling for each other because they are bound by this blood curse and in each other’s minds so much. This is not the angle the author takes. Instead, Draco is turned on by Hermoine’s skill, relentless spirit, and hatred of him. Hermoine is fine having hate-sex with Draco because he’s hot. If someone mind-controlled me into killing people I knew and loved, I’d definitely want to jump their bones.
Which is it? Is Draco secretly a softie who cares for his found family and has begun to unconsciously include Hermoine in that family because he’s spent so much time in her head? Or is he a deranged lunatic who can only be turned on by mortal peril and loathes Hermoine?
There’s a whole B plot about Draco, Zabini, and Nott having beef with some other Death Eaters (one of them is Crouch) because they’re retards and/or backstabbers and they keep sex slaves; also Nott develops a fixation on one sex slave dubbed “the Mustang” but I’m not diving deep into this at this time because it’s not interesting and has basically no bearing on the A plot until much, much later.
There is a lot more angst with Hermoine being forced to do horrible things because of the demon hex and Draco is very sweet and comforting about it which clashes with his creepy, dommy, possessive fixation on her. After Hermoine gets uppity during a Death Eater meeting and Voldemort subjects her to visions of muggles being slaughtered and her own death at the hand of Draco’s dragon (some of this was foretold by Zabini who I guess is some kind of prophet), Draco tries to get her to blow off steam by shooting at him. She doesn’t want to, and so he taunts her with details on the deaths of her comrades until she does. What a caring man. Anyway, he magically deflects most of her shots but gets wounded. The fact that she was genuinely trying to kill him there for a moment turns him on so he pounces on her and they have hate sex while he rants about how much he can’t stand her. This proves to be the cure to Hermoine’s PTSD from Voldemort’s visions.
Astoria has a bad fall while the lads are out in the field and Hermoine tends to her cracked noggin until everyone returns. This earns her Zabini’s undying loyalty. Draco is very shaken and tries to go have a private moment with himself, but Hermoine follows him. She wants to comfort him but Draco thinks she’s there to gloat and this enrages him, which is odd because I thought her ruthlessness turned him on. He has a full on emotional breakdown and ends up showing Hermoine his memories of Daphne Greengrass (Astoria’s sister) forming a pact with Draco to keep their “family” (friends) safe, and then Daphne being caught helping muggles and being executed. Hermoine doesn’t know what else to do besides kiss Draco, and I think this is the turning point in their relationship.
We’re less than halfway through the story.
I don’t remember how, but Zabini gets a tip that the traitor, Medusa, is going to be meeting with a member of the Order. There’s little time, so he goes to the meeting place and yeets the Order dude and captures Medusa. I was burying the lead a little, but it was obvious if you were reading the story and seeing Medusa’s dialogue when they met with Hermoine—it’s Theodore Nott. Zabini brings Nott back to Malfoy mansion and summons everyone and this causes a big dramatic scene of course. Nott was giving Death Eater secrets to the Order because he hates Voldemort for killing Daphne Greengrass, not out of any real Order sympathies. He tells the group that he was feeding everything they talked about in his presence to the Order. He says this is why he chose the alias “Medusa;” multiple people were giving him the information he was feeding to the Order. This is kind of stupid because this is how almost any mole functions.
During this revelation, we learn why Daphne was considered a juggle sympathizer. She was sent on a mission with Theo, the target being an orphanage. Theo was, then, a massive softie and hesitated. Some other Death Eaters there called him out and Daphne killed them, then said it was her that hesitated and so she was killed. This has, somehow, turned Theo into a total psychopath who enjoys killing and torture.
Malfoy is understandably livid as this puts the group at massive, colossal, indescribable risk. Nott points out that they can’t hand him over to Voldemort as he will blame all of them. This is true. He says that their only choice is to now help him betray Voldemort. This is dumb and I feel like the group could instead:
- Kill him, since he seemed fine to gamble with their lives for months/years (I can’t recall how long Medusa has been working with the Order)
- Imprison him in the manor and tell Voldemort he died or went AWOL
- Wipe his memory and concoct some story about it happening in battle
- Kick him out and make him join the Order
The group reconvenes to discuss a plan of action. They decide that they will strategically leak information to the Order while also framing different Death Eaters for the leaks, which will in turn cause an angry Voldemort to kill off these “traitors” and whittle away at his own forces. While a sound strategy, this isn’t particularly mind-blowing and I think Voldemort would catch on soon. Nott wants them to frame Crouch first, since he’s an annoying rapist, but Draco says that Crouch is too cunning to target first. This is retarded; if anything, they should prioritize eliminating the cleverest Death Eaters first. They decide that they have to let the Order in on their plan, which no, they really don’t but whatever. Draco says that to avoid suspicion they must keep taking Hermoine on missions and putting her under the Demon Hex, which makes her furious and she storms off. Draco finds her blowing off steam in the shooting range he’d set up for her, and to prove his sincerity in his plan to help the Order, he eats her out. This doesn’t make any sense because they've been having hate sex this whole time, but whatever.
They arrange a meeting with the Order. Specifically, Ron, Fleur, and Ginny. Hermoine tries to explain that Malfoy and Co. are now against Voldemort, and Draco keeps chiming in to hurl insults and escalate the situation, thereby endangering his “family’s” one chance at safety, like a retard. Hermoine offers to let the Order members present search her memory (I thought only some people could use legilimency but whatever). Ginny and Ron are predictably horrified at seeing Hermoine’s memories of banging Draco. Everyone begrudgingly decides to work together.
The gang (sans Draco, who never goes to parties, and Hermoine, who is a prisoner) goes to a Death Eater gala and when Theo goes to the bathroom, the Mustang (Crouch’s favorite sex slave) comes in as well and tries to communicate with him. It’s clear she’s been given some sort of mute curse and she can’t speak. Instead of doing something practical, like trying to write or act out or sign a message for Theo, she tries to scream through her curse until Crouch comes in and freaks out. His little stopwatch goes off and he forces a potion down her throat. It is so obviously a Polyjuiced Daphne that it’s physically painful, but Theo just kind of moves on.
Hermoine is brought to a battle and the Demon Hex mysteriously wears off. She’s able to convince a member of the Order of this after some miscommunication where he gives her an injury and she falls unconscious. Draco tards out and kills every present Order member and Death Eater and topples a nearby clocktower in his rage (one of Zabini’s prophecies). Hermoine is at first furious when she awakens, but is quickly turned on by how angry Draco got when she was hurt. This is a sick reaction that no normal person would have, not something I am convinced would be a reaction from PTSD. It’s also contradictory with their pre-established masochistic relationship. They hate each other and enjoy hurting each other. Yes Draco is obsessed with her and I could buy some sort of “only I can hurt her” stuff, but the nuclear meltdown when she gets hurt makes no sense.
At multiple points Hermoine remarks that she has “never felt safer” than when she’s with Draco. Yet practically every sex scene starts with a heated argument, funneling hatred into boning, how does this work with someone you care about and feel safe around? She won’t let him sleep in her bed, calls it blurred lines. But why would you worry about blurred lines if you care about this guy and feel safe with him?
There’s a lot of talking amongst each other and with the Order and scheming that’s not worth getting into. Eventually this culminates in someone figuring out that Hermoine is feeding info to the Order and Voldemort has a public execution staged that completely mimics Hermoine’s vision of her death (Draco killing her with his dragon). It seems like it’s going to play out that way, but we’re only 65% or so through the book so Draco pivots at the last minute and the gang turns on Voldemort’s forces and are able to escape. Of course now the façade is gone.
There’s a lot of jumping between different safe houses and battling Voldemort’s forces with the Order. 10% of the book or so is spent on this. Boring. This feels like it takes months but it’s supposed to just be a day or two.
Theo gets captured by Crouch and Malfoy tries to rescue him alone and Hermoine obviously doesn’t let him. While rescuing Theo fron Crouch’s house, Mustang’s VERY OBVIOUS polyjuice potion wears off and surprise it’s Daphne Greengrass. Malloy and Co. didn't watch her die, it was someone polyjuiced as her. Her life is bound to Crouch’s so they can’t kill him. Crouch offers Daphne to Theo if he captures Hermoine alive so Crouch can deliver her to the dark lord. Malfoy and Theo duke it out right there. Hermoine manages to bind Crouch and Malfoy knocks out Theo. They go to the safehouse.
There’s a sappy reunion, but over the next day or so Theo is basically ignoring Daphne. She confronts him and he says it's unhealthy for her to glamor herself and refuse to address what’s happened to her. Daphne agrees to spill the beans and details her horrible imprisonment with Crouch. Only Voldemort knew her true identity. Her and Theo make up and he lets her torture Crouch in the basement so she’s basically fine now. It becomes a regular thing, something that brings Daphne great relief and joy. She thinks it’s hot that her once sensitive husband now loves torture.
At a meeting with the Order, a Horcrux detecting device goes crazy around Hermoine. She’s a Horcrux, and it’s concluded that Voldemort did this on accident when he was torturing her. Just a little boo boo. Draco loses his mind, predictably. Hermoine is willing to die to kill Voldemort but Draco says he’ll kill himself. Cue very corny love confession where he says he was dead but her love brought him back to life.
The found family tries to find a way to destroy the piece of Voldemort’s soul in Hermoine. They are able to draw out a small part of it if Hermoine thinks about Draco, but it’s not totally working. They learn from Crouch that Voldemort keeps Naginj near him at all times and devise a plan to lure him into the open: Theo and Daphne will pretend to switch sides back to Voldemort, bringing Hermoine as a peace offering, while Draco and the dragon prepare to ambush. This is utterly retarded but it works until Voldemort senses an attack at the last second and a full battle breaks out.
Draco faces off against Voldemort while the dragon keeps Hermoine safe in the air and the rest of the gang fights Voldemort’s monsters. They’re all communicating through Mugle earpieces. The battle is very long but eventually someone kills the snake and the Muggles turn their tanks on Hermoine. The dragon dives in front and takes their shots and dies, and it’s so beautiful and majestic that the entire battlefield stops to watch.
Draco teleports Hermoine away to argue about her being in the battle which is pointless because they end up jumping back in anyway. Draco and Hermoine fight Voldemort for a while and eventually Draco is able to pull Hermoine aside and try to remove the Horcrux. He makes out with her and this is making the removal work (wonder why they never tried that before if thinking of Draco is what makes the Horcrux in Hermoine removable…). However they are interrupted by Kinglsey straight up murdering Hermoine. Blaise cuts his head off and Hermoine is able to have a long dramatic death speech for Draco. Draco throws a huge, insane, legendary fit, as you can imagine, before teleporting away with Hermoine’s gun to hunt Voldemort down.
Draco slaughters his way through Voldemort’s forces with absolute ease. Voldemort mortally wounds him but he shoots Voldemort to death while complaining about all the pain that Voldemort put him through. The Slytherin murder gang shows up and tries to save him but Draco insists on dying.
Three years later. Due to their heroics, the Slytherin murder gang is not held responsible for their heinous war crimes, but they are required to see a magical shrink once a month in perpetuity. Blaise and Astoria have adopted several kids orphaned by the war. Crouch is still kept in the basement and still tortured on a regular basis.
Epilogue with Draco in the afterlife. He’s back at Malfoy manor. His parents are there with his dragon and Hermoine. They decide to start their plan to travel the world together so I guess the afterlife is just exactly like real life.
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Aww, some of these are a different Nixon, the character from Band of Brothers.>dom richard nixon
>sub ronald reagan
secretly extremely based
As much as I appreciate the state-of-the-fandom updates on who has dog cocks and is romanticizing the oppression of women now, there's something to be said for the occasional batshit insane orphan account historical RPF. Feels... nostalgic.
Shoulda Woulda Coulda
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Why don't people make more fanfiction like this instead of "what if *male main characters* were gay"? This is great.
WTF I love organized crime now.
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I miss the giddy days of the 2009 Obama administration somehow sparking a wave of deranged RPF on LJ to laugh at. Wonder if that community still exists, frozen in horny for Joe Biden amber.
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The fic where our hermit falls in love with an OnlyFans model is nearing its end. Our last chapter ended with said OnlyFans model believing he had 'stepped too far' and now we get a little reconciliation. Take a look at it and tell me how masc it is.
> The video makes him cry
Even more than the Titanic?
> The cock ring makes his dick purple and angry
Be careful fellas, else your dick will end up looking like Grimace.
> Gonna fill you up
With what? Optimism? Cholesterol? Baked cookies?
> He curls into the fetal position around his womb, his ineffectual cunt
This makes me think you are turning into a pretzel.
> Inventors, grad students, anything where they're together
Reminder that Jayce thought Viktor was using him as a cheap prostitute and Viktor is such an autistic shut-in he never said otherwise. The only one crashing this operation is you.
> The drawings are bad
Describing most Jayvik fanart, I see.
> Gentrified college town
If this was a 'diverse' town, you wouldn't be able to have your magic dildo on the front porch. Dem niggas are stealing it and then outing you as 'white freak'. You'd also probably get beat for being trans.
> LED blues and pinks
Hey, bisexual lighting reference!
> A secret determination that things will work out in his favour
This is the same person who burned his spinach because he passed out watching an OnlyFans video.
You didn't, actually? You couldn't been forthright with your wants like a real man. Look at how he reacted and don't tell me if that isn't the most female-coded thing ever.
> To a stranger, Viktor is just another college kid waiting for a friend at a coffee shop
> He's a disheveled hermit emerging from captivity
Be thankful you live in a gentrified neighbourhood. If you lived in the ghetto every window would be shot out and someone would try burning your house down. It's always rich people complaining about gentrification.
> You were so anxious about not ordering
Very masc, having mental breakdowns in a Starbucks. Actually, fights involving genderspecials are pretty common there; it's the white version of Waffle House brawls.
> Complains about gentrification
> Has nothing to say about tipping culture and how Starbucks employees should already be paid a living wage
Ho hum. Guess we forgot about THAT political aspect, huh?
> Then they're dumb
They're not high IQ enough to understand his devotion or this top-tier dialogue. Can you tell men are talking?
> Pulls his mask to the side
2025 and we are still wearing masks like it's COVID. Relax, bud, the coof isn't going to kill you. You're the opposite of morbidly obese.
> My leg and back are non-functional
And yet your priority is to get on testosterone and make sure you pass as a man. Logic.
> That apartment is my life
And I bet it stinks like shit, because Sky has to be the one to take care of you. Always the Mammy, never the lover.
> I really fell in love with engineering?
Why is this a question? It's a statement.
> He blushes a bit, which Viktor is getting good at noticing on his darker complexion
He is olive-toned. You can absolutely seen him blush. He's not so damn dark where you can't see it like a born and bred African. I sense a little racism there.
> I wasn't the best to her because I cared a bit more about the physical
AKA he wanted his ass played with and she wasn't willing to do it. That, or he wanted his dick sucked and those prissy 'cis' women don't go deep enough.
Implying the Latino man can't control his sexual urges is really something. Jayviks are not beating the allegations.
This dialogue is just pure cringe. They talk like humans just learning language for the first time. Very, very masc.
> Fugly being a word exclusively used by Jayce
'Retard' is mine and it's used for you, Mr. Bell Curve.
> We can order?
Why? Are we talking? Like this?
> Viktor feels stupid
You got that right. He's also ridiculously OOC. This is fucking Vincent.
> I don't know?
I love it when characters are confused when a basic question is posed. Yes, he's asking for a kiss so you can fuck. You're an OnlyFans star; take the bait when you can.
> Do you want
Do we mean, 'do what you want'? Because uh, there's a word missing here.
> Viktor bluescreens
Not this fucking line again. She uses this a lot.
The author promises the next chapter will be the fluffiest smut she's ever written. Let's hope it evens out the bad dialogue, yeah?
Problematicism, our resident Gypsy pedo queen, has updated her BDSM Fetlife fic. While I have yet to read her 'but her boyfriend's like a dad', the premier pedo racial cuck fic, this one stands out for its sheer size of paragraphs and trauma dumping. I guarantee you that Problematicism/OmegaViktor/Anne Rice here is the same person condemning Epstein's diary while acting like one of his madames.
> A dwindling love in an already rather loveless marriage
'Already' and 'rather' both mean the same thing in this context. Pick one. There's also a running theme where our Gypsy Pedo Queen makes the woman in a loveless marriage and the man the victim, and that's why he needs fresh pussy.
> He thinks he might make a good stepfather to her one day
Not only did Mel get shit in the first fic, this time it's Cait. I am beginning to think our Gypsy here doesn't like women.
> Affection parts of her
*Affectionate parts of her
> Not when he can almost imagine her round with his belly
He does this later with Viktor. Along with the BDSM, he wants to baby trap a teenager. All that progress on women's bodies thrown completely out.
> White-clad in a wedding dress on their special night
And virgins traditionally aren't supposed to wear white - or veils.
> I am not explaining the female reproductive system to you
> But you are, right?
Is he legit asking her if she's FEMALE?! Odd how he doesn't do that to Viktor even though he knows exactly what his true sex because he later asks him to bear his children. He fucking knows how the female reproductive system works.
And she's right. He has a domination complex because a woman rejected him for his passions and fetishes. He doesn't like that and had to go for someone younger and impressionable; ergo, he is a groomer. That is what he is and he belongs on a Sex Offender Registry. He only gets away with it - and to fujos in general - because he is hot. When Singed is the pedophile, no one likes that because Singed is weird-looking.
> Takes Viktor out of school so he can fuck him in his office
> The teen he is grooming acknowledges that his self-control is dwindling
Very masc, very powerful, very pro-trans. Nothing like a 'cis' Gypsy writing about a trans teen going through the motions of a sex slave to promote trans identity.
> Maybe have you wear my collar here
And out him to other people that you have a child as property? Yes, please do that. I want to see some cops beat your ass.
> Written off before he has a chance to prove anything about himself
I love how the author wants Cassandra to be the villain when she at least waited until Jayce was nearly an adult - 17 - as compared to Viktor's 15. She is right in this context, and she is right to sus Jayce out.
> He stands almost a foot taller than her
> She stands taller than Viktor
What, is Viktor the uwu five feet here?
> If any higher being exists, he must have crafted Viktor just for this, the slow push of his cock inside him, the way he fits inside him perfectly
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
> His hands wrap entirely around his waist
I fucking KNEW IT. They can never retire this fucking line. It hits even harder because this is a 15-year-old and not an adult, so the uwu-ification and tiny body is done on purpose. This author is a shotacon and she is proud of it.
> Would you have my baby?
As if the teen you groomed would ever have a choice.
> I want it too. I want it so badly
I guess your little gender dysphoria no longer matters when it comes to a hot guy wanting to impregnate you. Biology sure is TERFy.
> You'd be all mine
And you'd still be a sexual predator.
> Pain and pleasure
Cliché.
> He can barely go a few inches without a brutal bruise being underneath his fingers
Along with having tiny hand and a tiny waist, this kid has skin like wet papyrus.
> His cunt red and swollen, a pitiful sight
He only enjoys it because he's 15. Once Viktor ages and becomes too independent and forceful, Jayce will leave him - unless he breaks him first. The draw is in the 'freshness'; the need to claim new territory.
> What he sees instead is a crime scene
Indeed. You should be on the sex offender registry along with the author.
> Tiny hand - too tiny, too young
He's uwu so smol. Just itty bitty. The shotacon self comes right on out. We can't have adults having consensual BDSM, we need a 15 year old who lied about their age on Fetlife getting groomed by a man.
Cassandra being painted as a villain when she is 100% right here makes me laugh. She cut Jayce to the core: he is possessive and he can only do that with someone young, not a grown woman. It's easy to baby trap a teenager than an accomplished woman who can see right through a predatory man.
> With Viktor it's an even more intense desire
Because he is 'fresh meat'. He doesn't want Viktor to have a childhood; he wants him to be his property and says as much with that expensive gold collar. He even said he wanted Viktor to wear it at school to show the kids he 'belonged' to a man. We clearly have not been nasty enough to Gypsies because they really, really do have a thing with wanting white teens to be sold into sex trafficking. The author clearly never left that aspect of her heritage behind.
> The video makes him cry
Even more than the Titanic?
> The cock ring makes his dick purple and angry
Be careful fellas, else your dick will end up looking like Grimace.
> Gonna fill you up
With what? Optimism? Cholesterol? Baked cookies?
> He curls into the fetal position around his womb, his ineffectual cunt
This makes me think you are turning into a pretzel.
> Inventors, grad students, anything where they're together
Reminder that Jayce thought Viktor was using him as a cheap prostitute and Viktor is such an autistic shut-in he never said otherwise. The only one crashing this operation is you.
> The drawings are bad
Describing most Jayvik fanart, I see.
> Gentrified college town
If this was a 'diverse' town, you wouldn't be able to have your magic dildo on the front porch. Dem niggas are stealing it and then outing you as 'white freak'. You'd also probably get beat for being trans.
> LED blues and pinks
Hey, bisexual lighting reference!
> A secret determination that things will work out in his favour
This is the same person who burned his spinach because he passed out watching an OnlyFans video.
You didn't, actually? You couldn't been forthright with your wants like a real man. Look at how he reacted and don't tell me if that isn't the most female-coded thing ever.
> To a stranger, Viktor is just another college kid waiting for a friend at a coffee shop
> He's a disheveled hermit emerging from captivity
Be thankful you live in a gentrified neighbourhood. If you lived in the ghetto every window would be shot out and someone would try burning your house down. It's always rich people complaining about gentrification.
> You were so anxious about not ordering
Very masc, having mental breakdowns in a Starbucks. Actually, fights involving genderspecials are pretty common there; it's the white version of Waffle House brawls.
> Complains about gentrification
> Has nothing to say about tipping culture and how Starbucks employees should already be paid a living wage
Ho hum. Guess we forgot about THAT political aspect, huh?
> Then they're dumb
They're not high IQ enough to understand his devotion or this top-tier dialogue. Can you tell men are talking?
> Pulls his mask to the side
2025 and we are still wearing masks like it's COVID. Relax, bud, the coof isn't going to kill you. You're the opposite of morbidly obese.
> My leg and back are non-functional
And yet your priority is to get on testosterone and make sure you pass as a man. Logic.
> That apartment is my life
And I bet it stinks like shit, because Sky has to be the one to take care of you. Always the Mammy, never the lover.
> I really fell in love with engineering?
Why is this a question? It's a statement.
> He blushes a bit, which Viktor is getting good at noticing on his darker complexion
He is olive-toned. You can absolutely seen him blush. He's not so damn dark where you can't see it like a born and bred African. I sense a little racism there.
> I wasn't the best to her because I cared a bit more about the physical
AKA he wanted his ass played with and she wasn't willing to do it. That, or he wanted his dick sucked and those prissy 'cis' women don't go deep enough.
Implying the Latino man can't control his sexual urges is really something. Jayviks are not beating the allegations.
This dialogue is just pure cringe. They talk like humans just learning language for the first time. Very, very masc.
> Fugly being a word exclusively used by Jayce
'Retard' is mine and it's used for you, Mr. Bell Curve.
> We can order?
Why? Are we talking? Like this?
> Viktor feels stupid
You got that right. He's also ridiculously OOC. This is fucking Vincent.
> I don't know?
I love it when characters are confused when a basic question is posed. Yes, he's asking for a kiss so you can fuck. You're an OnlyFans star; take the bait when you can.
> Do you want
Do we mean, 'do what you want'? Because uh, there's a word missing here.
> Viktor bluescreens
Not this fucking line again. She uses this a lot.
The author promises the next chapter will be the fluffiest smut she's ever written. Let's hope it evens out the bad dialogue, yeah?
Problematicism, our resident Gypsy pedo queen, has updated her BDSM Fetlife fic. While I have yet to read her 'but her boyfriend's like a dad', the premier pedo racial cuck fic, this one stands out for its sheer size of paragraphs and trauma dumping. I guarantee you that Problematicism/OmegaViktor/Anne Rice here is the same person condemning Epstein's diary while acting like one of his madames.
> A dwindling love in an already rather loveless marriage
'Already' and 'rather' both mean the same thing in this context. Pick one. There's also a running theme where our Gypsy Pedo Queen makes the woman in a loveless marriage and the man the victim, and that's why he needs fresh pussy.
> He thinks he might make a good stepfather to her one day
Not only did Mel get shit in the first fic, this time it's Cait. I am beginning to think our Gypsy here doesn't like women.
> Affection parts of her
*Affectionate parts of her
> Not when he can almost imagine her round with his belly
He does this later with Viktor. Along with the BDSM, he wants to baby trap a teenager. All that progress on women's bodies thrown completely out.
> White-clad in a wedding dress on their special night
And virgins traditionally aren't supposed to wear white - or veils.
> I am not explaining the female reproductive system to you
> But you are, right?
Is he legit asking her if she's FEMALE?! Odd how he doesn't do that to Viktor even though he knows exactly what his true sex because he later asks him to bear his children. He fucking knows how the female reproductive system works.
And she's right. He has a domination complex because a woman rejected him for his passions and fetishes. He doesn't like that and had to go for someone younger and impressionable; ergo, he is a groomer. That is what he is and he belongs on a Sex Offender Registry. He only gets away with it - and to fujos in general - because he is hot. When Singed is the pedophile, no one likes that because Singed is weird-looking.
> Takes Viktor out of school so he can fuck him in his office
> The teen he is grooming acknowledges that his self-control is dwindling
Very masc, very powerful, very pro-trans. Nothing like a 'cis' Gypsy writing about a trans teen going through the motions of a sex slave to promote trans identity.
> Maybe have you wear my collar here
And out him to other people that you have a child as property? Yes, please do that. I want to see some cops beat your ass.
> Written off before he has a chance to prove anything about himself
I love how the author wants Cassandra to be the villain when she at least waited until Jayce was nearly an adult - 17 - as compared to Viktor's 15. She is right in this context, and she is right to sus Jayce out.
> He stands almost a foot taller than her
> She stands taller than Viktor
What, is Viktor the uwu five feet here?
> If any higher being exists, he must have crafted Viktor just for this, the slow push of his cock inside him, the way he fits inside him perfectly
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
> His hands wrap entirely around his waist
I fucking KNEW IT. They can never retire this fucking line. It hits even harder because this is a 15-year-old and not an adult, so the uwu-ification and tiny body is done on purpose. This author is a shotacon and she is proud of it.
> Would you have my baby?
As if the teen you groomed would ever have a choice.
> I want it too. I want it so badly
I guess your little gender dysphoria no longer matters when it comes to a hot guy wanting to impregnate you. Biology sure is TERFy.
> You'd be all mine
And you'd still be a sexual predator.
> Pain and pleasure
Cliché.
> He can barely go a few inches without a brutal bruise being underneath his fingers
Along with having tiny hand and a tiny waist, this kid has skin like wet papyrus.
> His cunt red and swollen, a pitiful sight
He only enjoys it because he's 15. Once Viktor ages and becomes too independent and forceful, Jayce will leave him - unless he breaks him first. The draw is in the 'freshness'; the need to claim new territory.
> What he sees instead is a crime scene
Indeed. You should be on the sex offender registry along with the author.
> Tiny hand - too tiny, too young
He's uwu so smol. Just itty bitty. The shotacon self comes right on out. We can't have adults having consensual BDSM, we need a 15 year old who lied about their age on Fetlife getting groomed by a man.
Cassandra being painted as a villain when she is 100% right here makes me laugh. She cut Jayce to the core: he is possessive and he can only do that with someone young, not a grown woman. It's easy to baby trap a teenager than an accomplished woman who can see right through a predatory man.
> With Viktor it's an even more intense desire
Because he is 'fresh meat'. He doesn't want Viktor to have a childhood; he wants him to be his property and says as much with that expensive gold collar. He even said he wanted Viktor to wear it at school to show the kids he 'belonged' to a man. We clearly have not been nasty enough to Gypsies because they really, really do have a thing with wanting white teens to be sold into sex trafficking. The author clearly never left that aspect of her heritage behind.
I got this where the author self-ships themselves with Pink Monster and has Trump going with Vance AND Putin.
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To this author, writing this pairing was 'like snorting lines of coke' and managed to overcome her fears of shoddy English to write it. It has been beta-read, so any mistakes are just on the part of the beta-reader as they are on the author.
Who doesn't love their seven minutes in heaven? Just don't be referencing Mindless Self Indulgence as the lead singer was revealed to be a sex pest, grooming a 15-year-old girl. Or, as it would be seen in this fandom, completely legal if the guy is hot. Thankfully, everyone is an adult here - but enjoy some Omegan pussy in these trying times. The smell alone will make you think you're in a Dunkin' Donuts before a Top G brawl. This super gay fic includes lines such as:
- Or are you fucked stupid already?
- If you don't get your fat alpha cock in me right now, I'll leave this closet and find someone who will!
- You're going to take my cock and my cum in your womb; bear my pups
- Fuck yes, alpha. I'm made for you; made to take your cock inside me and be stuffed full
- Please, please alpha! Get your knot in me, breed me, please
> Rich, handsome alphas
Top Gs but hotter, all with a full head of hair but with the same views. It's Just Different when it's Just Biology.
> Everyone that liked men wanted to be with him
But not women, strangely. He's For the Dudes only. The author tagged this as 'gay sex' despite having squirting and vaginal ejaculation in it.
> Smelled of cinnamon and allspice
You'd be amazed at how many times this scent changes.
Nothing like forcing a lesbian to like you. But don't worry, she's an alpha, and alphas don't bitch other alphas. That's taboo. It's more socially acceptable to keep sex slaves instead.
> How could Viktor both hate a man and want him so carnally?
Big dick alpha privilege.
> He could tell how much bigger the other man looked
He's just uwu so smol.
> The beautiful, lithe man before him
That has a magic omega vagina that changes scents like a flower under threat. Pussy juice so heady alpha males are brought to their knees. We could have stopped wars with this, you know.
> Just because I'm a cripple doesn't mean I want you to do things for me
Ah, but you'll become an obedient little uwu housewife going, 'nyaaa alpha~~~" when that dick comes out. I'm not joking, that actually happens.
> Hips lips were small and pink
And they stretch out like a balloon animal for that dick.
> He smelled of horschata, of anise and vanilla and something powdery
A nice 'feminine' scent: baby powder. Meanwhile the 'masculine' alpha is like barbecue smoke and grease.
> The closet was filled with the scent of nutmeg and cinnamon
We went from anise to the smell of a Halloween-themed Starbucks latte.
> Something bright and citrussy
Who brought Herbal Essences shampoo?
> Something desperate and purely alpha
Meaning...? Oh, we know what males are when it comes to our omegaverse, gotcha.
Wow. Looks like that inner Latin Lover is coming out. Someone get the chains, this boy is about to break containment.
> Bourbon and tobacco
So Jayce smells like shit the ATF confiscates, gotcha.
> His scent permeated the small space and causing him to slick up further
Does his pussy juice smell like vanilla, anise or cinnamon or is it another flavour we have to unlock?
> Catching feelings was not on his bingo card
But catching that dick is HEYO
> Alright puppy, you can have a taste
> Wait until I say you can have a taste
??? This is a contradictory statement.
> Rent them down the middle
Hope they weren't expensive.
> Good job puppy
He says twice, like the man is an actual dog.
> He took the omega's engorged clit into his mouth and sucked
If you're wondering where the 'gay sex' is, you're not getting it. This is Gay With Extra Steps.
> Sweet, tangy slick
> Tasted like anise and cinnamon, oranges and vanilla
So his pussy tastes like a Boston fruit cake, nice.
> A noise almost unheard of for omegas
They don't growl, see. They're too dainty and pure for that. Alpha males are the stronger ones who can smash shit. Omegas are about as boisterous as Yorkshire terriers.
> Cocklette
Indeed, once you compare it to Jayce's size.
> I refuse to do so without your cock inside me
Very demanding for a 'submissive' omega, don't you think?
> Or are you fucked stupid already?
That's going on the list.
> A needy mutt
Calling a mixed race man a mutt? Never change, Jayviks.
> It was fat and ruddy with pearls of precum from the tip and his knot half inflated
I told you they had dog dicks.
> If you don't get your fat alpha cock in me right now, I'll leave this closet and find someone who will
These are all real lines.
> Jayce snarled, the noise of an alpha protecting his mate
Nothing says 'gay sex' like mating, reproduction and pups. Sounds awfully straight to me.
> Feel his bones creaking under the pressure
He's just so dainty and cute and smol.
> He'd be such a good father for their pups
What about this is gay, again? Engaging in reproductive sex is the farthest thing from homosexual.
> Wait, wait, it's too big, it's not going to fit
Ah, the classic line we've all heard in shitty smut. "It's too big, it won't fit" "I'll make it fit" You'll make me fit in a casket.
> It was much more intense an tapereed into a low growl
So it's a growl, not a snarl.
> He felt like prey
You are, because that's your ordained role. It's Just Biology, Bro.
> Ore
Nice spelling error there. Too horny to check, huh?
> Released a plume of his scent, part citrussy, party spicy, all alpha
meaning what? What does it mean to give off an 'alpha' scent? Is it masculine? If so, then you know what men are and what role they serve. Alphas are always the bigger, more powerful males who can also spew out pheromones and scents like they're scented mushrooms. Fascinating biology.
> Alpha, fuck me please
Fuck, this is giving me StarJanet flashbacks. All we're missing is the ~~alpha~~ shit she shoved into her work.
> Slammed in all the way to the hilt
Cliché.
> Releasing gush after gush of fluid
There's that GTA firetruck we all know and love.
> His body was made to take Jayce's cock
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
> Bullying up against his fertile womb and making his flat stomach bulge
Nothing gayer than having penis-in-vagina sex and talking about fertilizing wombs. Very homosexual.
> Taking his cock beautifully
You wrote that already.
> His poor little cocklette
Can your cocklette make someone's stomach bulge? No? I didn't think so.
> It's so much
So much as to give you a heart attack.
> You're going to take my cock and my cum in your womb; bear my pups
Very homosexual. Also has a note of religiosity to it.
> His tip nudged against the entrance of Viktor's cervix
So long as he isn't battering it, no one has to go to the ER.
> He looked over his stomach, seeing the bulge
Can your cocklette do that? I didn't think so.
> It's not going to fit
You said that already. If you can take that dick, you can take that knot.
> You're my mate, made for me. It'll fit
He'll fit into that casket nicely.
> Fuck yes, alpha. I'm made for you; made to take your cock inside me and be stuffed full
Never getting over these lines. These retards really think they sound good.
> My perfect omega, my mate
You keep saying that. Shut up.
> Please, please alpha! Get your knot in me, breed me, please
Next I'll be taking you to the puppy mill so I can get some coats made Cruella Deville style.
That's it. Your very gay, very homosexual omegaverse ends with him getting bred and expecting pups in 12 weeks. He'll be shitting them out by the litter because that alpha cock is so good. Omegaverse fics tend to get big hits because people love being able to get away with writing the masculine man as a dog or a beast when they'd be called racist. It also allows them to write their hetslop without it being called as such, because there's nothing they hate more than being called basic bitches.
In line with Omegaverse AUs, here is another one where our brave omega is going to defeat those gender roles and come out on top...by being submissive, breedable, and wearing dresses like it's the Met Gala.
In the wake of the Charlie Kirk assassination, some fujos decided to write angst smut fics between him and Dean Withers.
Man isn't even in a casket yet and he's getting this. Wow.
Guess who's getting married? Our chicken-bone thin pooner is about to say 'I do' during the big day, but feels overwhelmed and sad. 'Weddings are supposed to be perfect' he says, but he just isn't feeling it. He hasn't eaten in 48 hours, gets nauseous at the smell of roses, and finally, finally feels proud that he has been picked. The best part of this moratorium is that Viktor says that 'accepting reality is a hard thing'. I agree - that's why we have to pretend that this vagina owner is a man.
We go through how they met: Jayce accidentally kicked a soccer ball in our lil Pick Me's face, and against the contrast of bronze skin and 'pale, lifeless skin' a bond was born. Viktor decided then that Jayce was going to be his partner forever. Years later, they get accepted into Piltover Academy for physics, and Viktor then has to compete with a woman named Elizabeth Spencer. This stand-in for Lady Di is everything Viktor is not: beautiful, proud, a rich bitch. He mopes about Not Getting Picked.
And I was wrong about the first paragraph - our lil dood does not, in fact, get married. The Lady Di stand-in does, and Viktor cannot stand getting cucked by his best friend. He was asked to be the Best Man yet Viktor refused because he didn't want to celebrate another woman stealing his man. The honor goes to Caitlyn and he STILL gets upset. A woman with intact breasts gets picked and he, with an itchy top surgery scar, does not. The horror!
Viktor snarks at Caitlyn that he doesn't hate people when she spies him being mopey and resentful. He doesn't like to be pitied, see, he likes to be proud - but nothing sets him off more than a 'cis' girl getting married. Viktor met Cait and Vi at the university cafeteria and he is close with them, but he takes that opportunity to feel sorry for himself because, again, he did not Get Picked.
How much do you want to bet Elizabeth Spencer here is blonde, beautiful, and busty, unlike our thin-as-a-rail pooner here? Such a shocker that a woman with fuck you money like that has a personal driver - it's not like that's common whatsoever.
> Jayce was now officially co-owner of all of Lizzie's possessions
Unless they signed a prenup. Then they can have it split evenly or she can lock him out of her possessions altogether. It's not the Middle Ages anymore.
> He wondered if asking stupid questions was something exclusive to upper-class people
You just expressed surprised that a rich woman has a personal driver. I wouldn't be handing out when you are just as retarded.
> He hated the fat that the union was represented by that hideous ring on his finger
Oh I bet it wouldn't be hideous if it was on YOUR finger, right?
> He'd been awake for almost 36 hours
You said 48.
> Who the fuck told you that you could put your hand there?
Nothing like a sassy pooner who loves trash talking men while crying in the corner that they were never asked out. Tale as old as time.
> With teeth so perfect they couldn't possibly not be veneers
Guess we erased his tooth gap from existence.
> She wasn't Jayce
Of course not. This poor girl just exists and she gets so much hate from this fandom. She's a Mammy and a caretaker and someone to vent all your frustration to. I can understand why blacks call us 'white devils'.
> Completely incorrigible, stubborn, and sometimes grumpy
Fuck that. He's a whiny cunt who is bitching that he didn't get picked because, as a man's man, he just can't tell someone how he feels. He's gotta play this out like the bitchiest faggot.
> He always looked pale from a lack of Vitamin D
That's not just it. He doesn't eat well, either. He's a shut-in and he thinks he can compare to Lady Diana? Lmao fuck off.
> The thought of having his best friend in his life hurt even more than seeing him with someone else
> Pretending to be okay while watching him be happy with Elizabeth
No matter of it's Mel or an OC, what really comes out is the misogyny. These fujos do this because they get irrationally angry and jealous of a female character who is chosen over them. That's why they love M/M so much: they can project without feeling personally threatened.
> How hard was it to confess your love for someone else?
Have you tried being a man and doing it yourself?
> he hated the fact he couldn't express his feelings to Jayce
> Has a dilemma with his gender identity
You don't say. This little girl kept her insecurity around her sex in adulthood and still acts in a female-typical manner regarding his relationships. The jokes truly write themselves.
> He wasn't sure if Jayce was even interested in guys
> He'd never shown interest in other guys
You wrote the same thing twice. And if he has an interest in you to begin with...congrats, you aren't a dude or a guy.
> Anxiously counted every day until Jayce returned
> Says Fate is fucking him over when his boyfriend isn't returned to him
You haven't even said anything and you're acting like a spurned ex. What a joke.
> Lilith
Who the fuck calls an Elizabeth LILITH?! They're two separate names!
> Sky turned out to be more passionate than they'd initially thought
Black girl performs better in the IQ department, Charles Murray scorned.
Viktor continues to starve himself until Jayce comes back like a normal, secure man does. Jayce invites him to a restaurant and our lil anorexic is overjoyed when Jayce hugs him, stating that he 'never wants this moment to end'. Jayce, completely clueless, says all that sun gave him a headache and he's glad to be back and states he would have rather spent it in the lab with him. But there's a twist - Elizabeth was invited, too.
> He had to make an inhuman effort not to roll his eyes
The more you try to make this pooner the 'woe is me' character, the more I despise them. He is mad at a 'cis' woman for existing and for 'taking his man'. It's absolutely projection on the author's part.
> Instead of spending quality time with his best friend
Ask him over Messenger or Snapchat for a date instead of letting the man dictate terms, you pussy.
> Tried to control his facial expressions as much as possible
Actual women drive these people up the wall so much. For pooners, it's all driven by envy and hate because how could a woman hate themselves yet accept their body? They all have to transition to feel powerful, dammit!
> Let's just say we'll have Jayce Jr running around
He's upset it's not him getting pregnant vs a woman who actually likes her body.
> It was impossible
It really isn't. Penis-in-vagina sex led to sperm meeting egg, and a blastocyst was created and attached itself to the uterus, and an embryo was formed. Seeing 'cis' women get pregnant drives these pooners up the walls; THEY are the ones who need to be special, dammit!
> He wished with all his might that this was just another dream
> That he could wake up and Elizabeth was never in their lives
Fucking bitch getting in the way of true M/M love. Get that cis pussy outta there. We accept only trans cunts around here.
> Jayce was still married to a woman and about to start a family with her
> Viktor was dealing with agonizing, crushing pain of loving him with every fibre of his being
This really is a scorned woman upset she was never picked and will sabotage the marriage of a man to get what they want. It's unbelievably petty, but I am not surprised at all at this characterization. Jayviks love jealous Viktor because his rage towards another woman is how they feel towards other women.
> He wanted to preserve at least some of his dignity
Lmao, what dignity? You'd push that woman down the stairs if you could.
> He wanted to yell at him to fuck off, to leave and never come back
How dramatic! And very feminine.
> He wanted to tell him he hated him for ruining his life
Your life wasn't ruined by him but by yourself, because your intense jealousy for another woman is driving you to radical behaviour. Calm the fuck down.
> Everything would be easier if he were a jerk who completely ignored him or treated him badly
Are you sure about that? Because there are plenty of fics where he is a rapist and the author has no problem justifying his actions because he is hot.
> Viktor sensed concern on her part. Interesting
How dare your villain be three dimensional. How dare a woman show concern.
Uh oh. She's beginning to notice things. Watch this marriage fall apart as she becomes a single mom because trans pussy is better.
They return to Viktor's apartment and our lil dood is in agonizing discomfort. Viktor takes pride in Elizabeth watching him suffer because it is part of a humiliation ritual, and gets even more smug when he learns that Jayce will spend the night with him alone. Elizabeth offers to sleep on the couch and Jayce tells her she'll be more comfortable at home. When she finally leaves, Viktor has his 'I just can't live without him' moment, stating that life isn't worth living if his Latino hunk isn't there in his life.
> The mere thought of losing his best friend was devastating
That isn't the issue here. He's angry that his friend is choosing a normal woman over him. He's acting like a Mean Girl who was never asked out to prom. If life isn't worth living because your Latino hunk won't notice you, you can leap off that bridge already. There's nothing I hate more than self-sabotaging characters like this who are utterly irredeemable.
> Viktor refused to listen to anyone other than Jayce, no matter how hard Sky tried
We don't listen to darkies around here.
> The baby was going to be his godchild
He's upset that he isn't Jayce's baby momma, simple as.
After he recovers enough to get out of bed himself, Jayce makes him breakfast. I also think this author is Chinese or a flavour of Asian because the Spanish seems to be taken from a dictionary. Viktor immediately loses his appetitive when he finds out Jayce has been talking to Lizzie on the phone and we really, really hate that skank around here. Viktor refuses to eat and Jayce literally gets on his knees to beg him what's wrong. He just can't ruin their friendship with his love confession, see. Not that he cares about the marriage because fuck that cis bitch. Viktor's shit attitude eventually causes Jayce to leave, and I cannot blame him. Viktor is 100% an energy vampire. Let him rot on his own.
> Accompanied by something else, something warmer
> It was strange because he hadn't felt it with Elizabeth
Of course not. Normal women are icky and cannot be equal to a man. A trans man, though? Get the best of both worlds. Fuck pussy without being gay and get those children you yearn for, while also saying you're gay because you fuck men. Win win.
> Admire his delicate face and his golden eyes
And his sunken in face that looks sickly all the time while having the pallid look of a corpse. Hot. Fuck Lady Di here - we're going 1945 edition.
> So euphoric, like he was floating and could touch the moons and stars
Get it? It's a reference to the show! They're soul-bonded n sheeit!
> That was a good question. What the hell was he doing?
Cheating on his pregnant wife for a literal corpse.
> I really thought I'd done a good job keeping it a secret
You haven't. Trust me, you only got lucky because Jayce is written as an idiot himbo. Everyone else could tell.
Yes, that's as fucked up as Viktor thinks it is. He got angry and upset he got 'cucked' by a rich woman and now the love of his life is choosing him over his wife and soon-to-be child. Ending a marriage because of trans privilege? That's never happened before. This individual isn't getting dragged across social media because it was just them coming to terms with their identity, see?
> His best friend seemed interested in him
Aren't you glad you are being Chosen? You're being Picked? No, you don't mean the icky cis woman harm even though you were giving her ugly looks and literally vomiting in her presence because she dared take your man. You totally didn't mean it, lil guy. You just thought about how your life ended when she entered the picture and wished you were dead because you couldn't live without your dog-like Latino boyfriend.
> Painting him a reality that couldn't be
They fuck in the next chapter. You're welcome.
I guess they itch when they sense a bitch talking shit, eh?
> Dealing with his friend's identity confusion either
But you expect everyone else to deal with yours. Typical troons: everyone else has to make accommodations but you. You are the only victim here and the world has to stop and hear your tears. Poor you. Seems less like you're the victim and more like a narcissistic fuck. Anywho, tune in for Chapter 2 when Jayce commits to the bit and will leave behind a single mother while he chases trans pussy.
We go through how they met: Jayce accidentally kicked a soccer ball in our lil Pick Me's face, and against the contrast of bronze skin and 'pale, lifeless skin' a bond was born. Viktor decided then that Jayce was going to be his partner forever. Years later, they get accepted into Piltover Academy for physics, and Viktor then has to compete with a woman named Elizabeth Spencer. This stand-in for Lady Di is everything Viktor is not: beautiful, proud, a rich bitch. He mopes about Not Getting Picked.
And I was wrong about the first paragraph - our lil dood does not, in fact, get married. The Lady Di stand-in does, and Viktor cannot stand getting cucked by his best friend. He was asked to be the Best Man yet Viktor refused because he didn't want to celebrate another woman stealing his man. The honor goes to Caitlyn and he STILL gets upset. A woman with intact breasts gets picked and he, with an itchy top surgery scar, does not. The horror!
Viktor snarks at Caitlyn that he doesn't hate people when she spies him being mopey and resentful. He doesn't like to be pitied, see, he likes to be proud - but nothing sets him off more than a 'cis' girl getting married. Viktor met Cait and Vi at the university cafeteria and he is close with them, but he takes that opportunity to feel sorry for himself because, again, he did not Get Picked.
How much do you want to bet Elizabeth Spencer here is blonde, beautiful, and busty, unlike our thin-as-a-rail pooner here? Such a shocker that a woman with fuck you money like that has a personal driver - it's not like that's common whatsoever.
> Jayce was now officially co-owner of all of Lizzie's possessions
Unless they signed a prenup. Then they can have it split evenly or she can lock him out of her possessions altogether. It's not the Middle Ages anymore.
> He wondered if asking stupid questions was something exclusive to upper-class people
You just expressed surprised that a rich woman has a personal driver. I wouldn't be handing out when you are just as retarded.
> He hated the fat that the union was represented by that hideous ring on his finger
Oh I bet it wouldn't be hideous if it was on YOUR finger, right?
> He'd been awake for almost 36 hours
You said 48.
> Who the fuck told you that you could put your hand there?
Nothing like a sassy pooner who loves trash talking men while crying in the corner that they were never asked out. Tale as old as time.
> With teeth so perfect they couldn't possibly not be veneers
Guess we erased his tooth gap from existence.
> She wasn't Jayce
Of course not. This poor girl just exists and she gets so much hate from this fandom. She's a Mammy and a caretaker and someone to vent all your frustration to. I can understand why blacks call us 'white devils'.
> Completely incorrigible, stubborn, and sometimes grumpy
Fuck that. He's a whiny cunt who is bitching that he didn't get picked because, as a man's man, he just can't tell someone how he feels. He's gotta play this out like the bitchiest faggot.
> He always looked pale from a lack of Vitamin D
That's not just it. He doesn't eat well, either. He's a shut-in and he thinks he can compare to Lady Diana? Lmao fuck off.
> The thought of having his best friend in his life hurt even more than seeing him with someone else
> Pretending to be okay while watching him be happy with Elizabeth
No matter of it's Mel or an OC, what really comes out is the misogyny. These fujos do this because they get irrationally angry and jealous of a female character who is chosen over them. That's why they love M/M so much: they can project without feeling personally threatened.
> How hard was it to confess your love for someone else?
Have you tried being a man and doing it yourself?
> he hated the fact he couldn't express his feelings to Jayce
> Has a dilemma with his gender identity
You don't say. This little girl kept her insecurity around her sex in adulthood and still acts in a female-typical manner regarding his relationships. The jokes truly write themselves.
> He wasn't sure if Jayce was even interested in guys
> He'd never shown interest in other guys
You wrote the same thing twice. And if he has an interest in you to begin with...congrats, you aren't a dude or a guy.
> Anxiously counted every day until Jayce returned
> Says Fate is fucking him over when his boyfriend isn't returned to him
You haven't even said anything and you're acting like a spurned ex. What a joke.
> Lilith
Who the fuck calls an Elizabeth LILITH?! They're two separate names!
> Sky turned out to be more passionate than they'd initially thought
Black girl performs better in the IQ department, Charles Murray scorned.
Viktor continues to starve himself until Jayce comes back like a normal, secure man does. Jayce invites him to a restaurant and our lil anorexic is overjoyed when Jayce hugs him, stating that he 'never wants this moment to end'. Jayce, completely clueless, says all that sun gave him a headache and he's glad to be back and states he would have rather spent it in the lab with him. But there's a twist - Elizabeth was invited, too.
> He had to make an inhuman effort not to roll his eyes
The more you try to make this pooner the 'woe is me' character, the more I despise them. He is mad at a 'cis' woman for existing and for 'taking his man'. It's absolutely projection on the author's part.
> Instead of spending quality time with his best friend
Ask him over Messenger or Snapchat for a date instead of letting the man dictate terms, you pussy.
> Tried to control his facial expressions as much as possible
Actual women drive these people up the wall so much. For pooners, it's all driven by envy and hate because how could a woman hate themselves yet accept their body? They all have to transition to feel powerful, dammit!
> Let's just say we'll have Jayce Jr running around
He's upset it's not him getting pregnant vs a woman who actually likes her body.
> It was impossible
It really isn't. Penis-in-vagina sex led to sperm meeting egg, and a blastocyst was created and attached itself to the uterus, and an embryo was formed. Seeing 'cis' women get pregnant drives these pooners up the walls; THEY are the ones who need to be special, dammit!
> He wished with all his might that this was just another dream
> That he could wake up and Elizabeth was never in their lives
Fucking bitch getting in the way of true M/M love. Get that cis pussy outta there. We accept only trans cunts around here.
> Jayce was still married to a woman and about to start a family with her
> Viktor was dealing with agonizing, crushing pain of loving him with every fibre of his being
This really is a scorned woman upset she was never picked and will sabotage the marriage of a man to get what they want. It's unbelievably petty, but I am not surprised at all at this characterization. Jayviks love jealous Viktor because his rage towards another woman is how they feel towards other women.
> He wanted to preserve at least some of his dignity
Lmao, what dignity? You'd push that woman down the stairs if you could.
> He wanted to yell at him to fuck off, to leave and never come back
How dramatic! And very feminine.
> He wanted to tell him he hated him for ruining his life
Your life wasn't ruined by him but by yourself, because your intense jealousy for another woman is driving you to radical behaviour. Calm the fuck down.
> Everything would be easier if he were a jerk who completely ignored him or treated him badly
Are you sure about that? Because there are plenty of fics where he is a rapist and the author has no problem justifying his actions because he is hot.
> Viktor sensed concern on her part. Interesting
How dare your villain be three dimensional. How dare a woman show concern.
Uh oh. She's beginning to notice things. Watch this marriage fall apart as she becomes a single mom because trans pussy is better.
They return to Viktor's apartment and our lil dood is in agonizing discomfort. Viktor takes pride in Elizabeth watching him suffer because it is part of a humiliation ritual, and gets even more smug when he learns that Jayce will spend the night with him alone. Elizabeth offers to sleep on the couch and Jayce tells her she'll be more comfortable at home. When she finally leaves, Viktor has his 'I just can't live without him' moment, stating that life isn't worth living if his Latino hunk isn't there in his life.
> The mere thought of losing his best friend was devastating
That isn't the issue here. He's angry that his friend is choosing a normal woman over him. He's acting like a Mean Girl who was never asked out to prom. If life isn't worth living because your Latino hunk won't notice you, you can leap off that bridge already. There's nothing I hate more than self-sabotaging characters like this who are utterly irredeemable.
> Viktor refused to listen to anyone other than Jayce, no matter how hard Sky tried
We don't listen to darkies around here.
> The baby was going to be his godchild
He's upset that he isn't Jayce's baby momma, simple as.
After he recovers enough to get out of bed himself, Jayce makes him breakfast. I also think this author is Chinese or a flavour of Asian because the Spanish seems to be taken from a dictionary. Viktor immediately loses his appetitive when he finds out Jayce has been talking to Lizzie on the phone and we really, really hate that skank around here. Viktor refuses to eat and Jayce literally gets on his knees to beg him what's wrong. He just can't ruin their friendship with his love confession, see. Not that he cares about the marriage because fuck that cis bitch. Viktor's shit attitude eventually causes Jayce to leave, and I cannot blame him. Viktor is 100% an energy vampire. Let him rot on his own.
> Accompanied by something else, something warmer
> It was strange because he hadn't felt it with Elizabeth
Of course not. Normal women are icky and cannot be equal to a man. A trans man, though? Get the best of both worlds. Fuck pussy without being gay and get those children you yearn for, while also saying you're gay because you fuck men. Win win.
> Admire his delicate face and his golden eyes
And his sunken in face that looks sickly all the time while having the pallid look of a corpse. Hot. Fuck Lady Di here - we're going 1945 edition.
> So euphoric, like he was floating and could touch the moons and stars
Get it? It's a reference to the show! They're soul-bonded n sheeit!
> That was a good question. What the hell was he doing?
Cheating on his pregnant wife for a literal corpse.
> I really thought I'd done a good job keeping it a secret
You haven't. Trust me, you only got lucky because Jayce is written as an idiot himbo. Everyone else could tell.
Yes, that's as fucked up as Viktor thinks it is. He got angry and upset he got 'cucked' by a rich woman and now the love of his life is choosing him over his wife and soon-to-be child. Ending a marriage because of trans privilege? That's never happened before. This individual isn't getting dragged across social media because it was just them coming to terms with their identity, see?
> His best friend seemed interested in him
Aren't you glad you are being Chosen? You're being Picked? No, you don't mean the icky cis woman harm even though you were giving her ugly looks and literally vomiting in her presence because she dared take your man. You totally didn't mean it, lil guy. You just thought about how your life ended when she entered the picture and wished you were dead because you couldn't live without your dog-like Latino boyfriend.
> Painting him a reality that couldn't be
They fuck in the next chapter. You're welcome.
I guess they itch when they sense a bitch talking shit, eh?
> Dealing with his friend's identity confusion either
But you expect everyone else to deal with yours. Typical troons: everyone else has to make accommodations but you. You are the only victim here and the world has to stop and hear your tears. Poor you. Seems less like you're the victim and more like a narcissistic fuck. Anywho, tune in for Chapter 2 when Jayce commits to the bit and will leave behind a single mother while he chases trans pussy.
Who doesn't love their seven minutes in heaven? Just don't be referencing Mindless Self Indulgence as the lead singer was revealed to be a sex pest, grooming a 15-year-old girl. Or, as it would be seen in this fandom, completely legal if the guy is hot. Thankfully, everyone is an adult here - but enjoy some Omegan pussy in these trying times. The smell alone will make you think you're in a Dunkin' Donuts before a Top G brawl. This super gay fic includes lines such as:
- Or are you fucked stupid already?
- If you don't get your fat alpha cock in me right now, I'll leave this closet and find someone who will!
- You're going to take my cock and my cum in your womb; bear my pups
- Fuck yes, alpha. I'm made for you; made to take your cock inside me and be stuffed full
- Please, please alpha! Get your knot in me, breed me, please
> Rich, handsome alphas
Top Gs but hotter, all with a full head of hair but with the same views. It's Just Different when it's Just Biology.
> Everyone that liked men wanted to be with him
But not women, strangely. He's For the Dudes only. The author tagged this as 'gay sex' despite having squirting and vaginal ejaculation in it.
> Smelled of cinnamon and allspice
You'd be amazed at how many times this scent changes.
Nothing like forcing a lesbian to like you. But don't worry, she's an alpha, and alphas don't bitch other alphas. That's taboo. It's more socially acceptable to keep sex slaves instead.
> How could Viktor both hate a man and want him so carnally?
Big dick alpha privilege.
> He could tell how much bigger the other man looked
He's just uwu so smol.
> The beautiful, lithe man before him
That has a magic omega vagina that changes scents like a flower under threat. Pussy juice so heady alpha males are brought to their knees. We could have stopped wars with this, you know.
> Just because I'm a cripple doesn't mean I want you to do things for me
Ah, but you'll become an obedient little uwu housewife going, 'nyaaa alpha~~~" when that dick comes out. I'm not joking, that actually happens.
> Hips lips were small and pink
And they stretch out like a balloon animal for that dick.
> He smelled of horschata, of anise and vanilla and something powdery
A nice 'feminine' scent: baby powder. Meanwhile the 'masculine' alpha is like barbecue smoke and grease.
> The closet was filled with the scent of nutmeg and cinnamon
We went from anise to the smell of a Halloween-themed Starbucks latte.
> Something bright and citrussy
Who brought Herbal Essences shampoo?
> Something desperate and purely alpha
Meaning...? Oh, we know what males are when it comes to our omegaverse, gotcha.
Wow. Looks like that inner Latin Lover is coming out. Someone get the chains, this boy is about to break containment.
> Bourbon and tobacco
So Jayce smells like shit the ATF confiscates, gotcha.
> His scent permeated the small space and causing him to slick up further
Does his pussy juice smell like vanilla, anise or cinnamon or is it another flavour we have to unlock?
> Catching feelings was not on his bingo card
But catching that dick is HEYO
> Alright puppy, you can have a taste
> Wait until I say you can have a taste
??? This is a contradictory statement.
> Rent them down the middle
Hope they weren't expensive.
> Good job puppy
He says twice, like the man is an actual dog.
> He took the omega's engorged clit into his mouth and sucked
If you're wondering where the 'gay sex' is, you're not getting it. This is Gay With Extra Steps.
> Sweet, tangy slick
> Tasted like anise and cinnamon, oranges and vanilla
So his pussy tastes like a Boston fruit cake, nice.
> A noise almost unheard of for omegas
They don't growl, see. They're too dainty and pure for that. Alpha males are the stronger ones who can smash shit. Omegas are about as boisterous as Yorkshire terriers.
> Cocklette
Indeed, once you compare it to Jayce's size.
> I refuse to do so without your cock inside me
Very demanding for a 'submissive' omega, don't you think?
> Or are you fucked stupid already?
That's going on the list.
> A needy mutt
Calling a mixed race man a mutt? Never change, Jayviks.
> It was fat and ruddy with pearls of precum from the tip and his knot half inflated
I told you they had dog dicks.
> If you don't get your fat alpha cock in me right now, I'll leave this closet and find someone who will
These are all real lines.
> Jayce snarled, the noise of an alpha protecting his mate
Nothing says 'gay sex' like mating, reproduction and pups. Sounds awfully straight to me.
> Feel his bones creaking under the pressure
He's just so dainty and cute and smol.
> He'd be such a good father for their pups
What about this is gay, again? Engaging in reproductive sex is the farthest thing from homosexual.
> Wait, wait, it's too big, it's not going to fit
Ah, the classic line we've all heard in shitty smut. "It's too big, it won't fit" "I'll make it fit" You'll make me fit in a casket.
> It was much more intense an tapereed into a low growl
So it's a growl, not a snarl.
> He felt like prey
You are, because that's your ordained role. It's Just Biology, Bro.
> Ore
Nice spelling error there. Too horny to check, huh?
> Released a plume of his scent, part citrussy, party spicy, all alpha
meaning what? What does it mean to give off an 'alpha' scent? Is it masculine? If so, then you know what men are and what role they serve. Alphas are always the bigger, more powerful males who can also spew out pheromones and scents like they're scented mushrooms. Fascinating biology.
> Alpha, fuck me please
Fuck, this is giving me StarJanet flashbacks. All we're missing is the ~~alpha~~ shit she shoved into her work.
> Slammed in all the way to the hilt
Cliché.
> Releasing gush after gush of fluid
There's that GTA firetruck we all know and love.
> His body was made to take Jayce's cock
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
> Bullying up against his fertile womb and making his flat stomach bulge
Nothing gayer than having penis-in-vagina sex and talking about fertilizing wombs. Very homosexual.
> Taking his cock beautifully
You wrote that already.
> His poor little cocklette
Can your cocklette make someone's stomach bulge? No? I didn't think so.
> It's so much
So much as to give you a heart attack.
> You're going to take my cock and my cum in your womb; bear my pups
Very homosexual. Also has a note of religiosity to it.
> His tip nudged against the entrance of Viktor's cervix
So long as he isn't battering it, no one has to go to the ER.
> He looked over his stomach, seeing the bulge
Can your cocklette do that? I didn't think so.
> It's not going to fit
You said that already. If you can take that dick, you can take that knot.
> You're my mate, made for me. It'll fit
He'll fit into that casket nicely.
> Fuck yes, alpha. I'm made for you; made to take your cock inside me and be stuffed full
Never getting over these lines. These retards really think they sound good.
> My perfect omega, my mate
You keep saying that. Shut up.
> Please, please alpha! Get your knot in me, breed me, please
Next I'll be taking you to the puppy mill so I can get some coats made Cruella Deville style.
That's it. Your very gay, very homosexual omegaverse ends with him getting bred and expecting pups in 12 weeks. He'll be shitting them out by the litter because that alpha cock is so good. Omegaverse fics tend to get big hits because people love being able to get away with writing the masculine man as a dog or a beast when they'd be called racist. It also allows them to write their hetslop without it being called as such, because there's nothing they hate more than being called basic bitches.
In line with Omegaverse AUs, here is another one where our brave omega is going to defeat those gender roles and come out on top...by being submissive, breedable, and wearing dresses like it's the Met Gala.
I regret to inform you that this whole thing is going to be spaced out like this. This chapter is short, but future chapters are going to have to be summarized for my sanity and yours.
> doesn't agree or want to be a bargaining chip
> is forced to do so because of his status and biology
Oh my, where have we heard that before?
> he's an alpha so tradition dictates that the other family offers up an Omega
Even in a 'city of progress', omegas are second-class citizens who cannot choose who they marry. When I say it's a stand-in for misogyny, I mean it. It is acceptable misogyny as it does not apply to female characters (it does, but the 'male' one gets it the most) so it doesn't give The Ick.
> Omegas were not allowed to join the battlefield
Oh, that's new. Let me guess: their biology and 'weak' minds forbid them from doing what alphas do and they cannot make adequate decisions in warfare. They just twiddle their thumbs and wait to get raped when the alphas are done looting.
> Omega's guardian Alpha
Silco is married to Vander and he retains his Alpha status - ergo, he isn't 'bitched' - but the omega cannot change his status. The thing that gets me is that the author made him trans, but he cannot transition out from being an omega. Their reason? THAT is hereditary, concrete and biology and no amount of hormones can change who you are. But you can be an FTM no problem, because sex is a social construct.
> Omegas cannot speak to the Alpha or attend any parties
Jinx is right. It IS barbaric. Yet they keep these rules and laws because we do not allow any social movements to challenge the orthodoxy because we now take biology 100% seriously.
> I wonder if they will accept a crippled Omega
Don't worry. Pregnancy is the only thing your broken body can do.
> Doesn't want to be forced into a wedding
> Doesn't want to be reduced to his status
> Is forced to because of an innate trait he cannot change no matter what
Very interesting. It's too bad he can't just identify out of it.
> All dark colours and elegance that was traditional to Zaunite clothing
Those are Targaryen colours. Zaunite colours are all stripes. Where are the stripes?
> Being both Viktor's father and another Omega
So Silco is an omega. He likely gave birth to him and everything. Makes you wonder why females exist at all.
> How am I supposed to act in front of these Piltovan bastards?
> Like an obedient, docile Omega
Don't gender roles suck? Such a shame you can't, you know, abolish them.
One would think you would know because that's the man who just conquered your nation.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuure they have. They can test for virginity in one's blood, but socially Omegas are just cattle. Makes a lot of sense - now that I think of it, it sounds a lot like Korea: technologically advanced, socially conservative to the point of extinction-level birthrates. Albeit they don't force their women to become breeding cattle and get angry at small dick emojis.
They can do that, but they can't cure his illness. I suppose losing one's virginity means 'accepting' that alpha pheromone in your blood or some shit.
I'm curious: what would happen if he did? Would he be unsullied and filthy, or does it only count as claiming when he fucks an alpha?
> It is not genetic
No but your leg and spinal problems are. But we're not going to talk about that because we need some healthy pups and we need that tradwife life, baby!
You're being married off to the leader of a warring nation. You were picked out of hundreds of candidates. Why the fuck else would you be chosen? Having 'pups' would ensure the alliance. Having pups is LITERALLY YOUR SOLE PURPOSE. You don't want to be used as a bargaining chip yet being used as an incubator never crossed your mind? God, I cannot imagine how this is going to turn out. The entire thing is going to be formatted like this yet it'll be a chore. This was 2k words and yet it looks so much longer. God forbid when the smut shit comes out and it takes three hours to slog through.
> doesn't agree or want to be a bargaining chip
> is forced to do so because of his status and biology
Oh my, where have we heard that before?
> he's an alpha so tradition dictates that the other family offers up an Omega
Even in a 'city of progress', omegas are second-class citizens who cannot choose who they marry. When I say it's a stand-in for misogyny, I mean it. It is acceptable misogyny as it does not apply to female characters (it does, but the 'male' one gets it the most) so it doesn't give The Ick.
> Omegas were not allowed to join the battlefield
Oh, that's new. Let me guess: their biology and 'weak' minds forbid them from doing what alphas do and they cannot make adequate decisions in warfare. They just twiddle their thumbs and wait to get raped when the alphas are done looting.
> Omega's guardian Alpha
Silco is married to Vander and he retains his Alpha status - ergo, he isn't 'bitched' - but the omega cannot change his status. The thing that gets me is that the author made him trans, but he cannot transition out from being an omega. Their reason? THAT is hereditary, concrete and biology and no amount of hormones can change who you are. But you can be an FTM no problem, because sex is a social construct.
> Omegas cannot speak to the Alpha or attend any parties
Jinx is right. It IS barbaric. Yet they keep these rules and laws because we do not allow any social movements to challenge the orthodoxy because we now take biology 100% seriously.
> I wonder if they will accept a crippled Omega
Don't worry. Pregnancy is the only thing your broken body can do.
> Doesn't want to be forced into a wedding
> Doesn't want to be reduced to his status
> Is forced to because of an innate trait he cannot change no matter what
Very interesting. It's too bad he can't just identify out of it.
> All dark colours and elegance that was traditional to Zaunite clothing
Those are Targaryen colours. Zaunite colours are all stripes. Where are the stripes?
> Being both Viktor's father and another Omega
So Silco is an omega. He likely gave birth to him and everything. Makes you wonder why females exist at all.
> How am I supposed to act in front of these Piltovan bastards?
> Like an obedient, docile Omega
Don't gender roles suck? Such a shame you can't, you know, abolish them.
One would think you would know because that's the man who just conquered your nation.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuure they have. They can test for virginity in one's blood, but socially Omegas are just cattle. Makes a lot of sense - now that I think of it, it sounds a lot like Korea: technologically advanced, socially conservative to the point of extinction-level birthrates. Albeit they don't force their women to become breeding cattle and get angry at small dick emojis.
They can do that, but they can't cure his illness. I suppose losing one's virginity means 'accepting' that alpha pheromone in your blood or some shit.
I'm curious: what would happen if he did? Would he be unsullied and filthy, or does it only count as claiming when he fucks an alpha?
> It is not genetic
No but your leg and spinal problems are. But we're not going to talk about that because we need some healthy pups and we need that tradwife life, baby!
You're being married off to the leader of a warring nation. You were picked out of hundreds of candidates. Why the fuck else would you be chosen? Having 'pups' would ensure the alliance. Having pups is LITERALLY YOUR SOLE PURPOSE. You don't want to be used as a bargaining chip yet being used as an incubator never crossed your mind? God, I cannot imagine how this is going to turn out. The entire thing is going to be formatted like this yet it'll be a chore. This was 2k words and yet it looks so much longer. God forbid when the smut shit comes out and it takes three hours to slog through.
In the wake of the Charlie Kirk assassination, some fujos decided to write angst smut fics between him and Dean Withers.
Man isn't even in a casket yet and he's getting this. Wow.
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I have previously read the first installment of this Medieval-esque AU, thinking nothing of it, and it's turned into a full-fledged series where the author wants an arranged marriage fic featuring a trans man. It's another fancy way of getting around that icky hetslop by slapping a different label on it. The title of the spoiler is a real line from the fic.
The author stresses this was written lovingly and is totally not hetslop despite its very clear, very obvious stated goal:
Three days without dick and you're getting mopey? Damn, pooners really CAN be converted into tradwives if you try hard enough. Just have a dick above 9'' and watch them drool like dogs (just like their pussies!)
> This is a marriage because I'm -
Because you're female. A woman. Just because you ID as a man doesn't mean the people who sold you into this marriage didn't know what your purpose was. You were sold because of your reproductive capabilities. If this is an Medieval AU, this is going to be the number one concern.
> Maybe Mel can't be trusted
Yeah, fuck that nigger bitch.
> This woman is brilliant and he's grateful that she seems to be an ally
A few sentences ago you said she 'couldn't be trusted'. BPD whiplash.
> He's doing his duty as a husband
And you're doing your duty as an incubator. You're the only one sold for their reproductive capability, remember.
> I'm told they're erotic in nature
> I was told the poet was a man like you... a man with the anatomy and the -
> A man who transitioned himself
And yet, you're still treated as a woman because of your ability to bear children. You want male privilege but you want to be doted on like a princess - sans the misogyny, of course. We can't have that. I can't imagine the arrogant preaching of a Medieval pooner. It must be as intolerable as their modern screeching.
> Piltovan custom is for the couple to be left mostly to themselves until the birth of their first child
And guess who is the one bearing and birthing that child? The uterus owner. It's still a straight relationship, but you don't want to call it that because ewww hetslop.
> Tonight you should try to fuck a baby into me
I told you this was a real line.
> Knows his monthlies are irregular under the best circumstances
From what? Medieval testosterone? What poor bull's nuts did you have to wring to get it?
> Viktor doesn't want power
> He wants real authority
Same fucking difference. If you want authority, you need power, shithead.
> He wants authority when its granted, not something burrowed
Do you not have that authority already as a uterus-owning prince? Or is that reserved for the male ones?
> You're rather light so it's not so bad
A bag of potatoes is heavier than he is, but he's going to shit out four kids because pregnancy is the only thing his broken body can do.
> It's Jayce's tongue teasing his cock
Too bad it isn't a real dick, then we could have a conversation about Medieval homophobia. Everything is fine and dandy in this AU because no one can be a bigot. Progshits don't like bigots, didn't you hear?
> Presses his lips around his cock
If he had one, he would be listened to more often. I'm not joking, that gets brought up later.
> Born with mine
And you're still expected to bear healthy children. Not once is him being a cripple brought up and whether that would impact the pregnancy. Must be that trans magic.
> He's even more frustrated at the fact that the tailor levels most of his questions at Jayce instead of him
Oh? How strange; I thought people would start treating you as a man! What do you mean that they're talking AROUND you and to the actual man instead? Are you trying to say something with that?
> My consort
Interesting choice of words. Yes, it means he's the spouse of a reigning monarch - but Jayce isn't a monarch yet. His dad is. It gives the impression Viktor comes from a lower status and is still not taking seriously despite holding a lofty title.
> He could live a life of idleness if he chose
You wrote earlier that he hates that and cannot stand being idle. This is contradicted just a few paragraphs later:
If you don't mind being idle, you shouldn't be feeling a 'vacuum of absence' when your spouse moves away on business. You should just enjoy the time to yourself.
> If it goes against tradition
Oh, so NOW we're talking about tradition. Interesting choice of words: we're all about upholding tradition, yet no one blinks at a trans man marrying a prince...almost as if they knew what sex they actually are and what their purpose is.
Since when is Jayce's dad an asshole? He's not Anton Chigurgh even if he looks like Javier Bardem.
> Wants to be treated like a man in this Medieval AU
> Is only used for reproductive purposes and no one else treats or views him as a man
Lol. Lmao.
> You just appreciate a warm cunt more?
The fact that he is exclusively attracted to them doesn't make him gay. Until he takes the shaft of his hammer up his ass, he's straight.
> Rut his small cock against Jayce's
> The size of his cock is still intimidating at times
You are comparing something the size of a chicken wing to something the size of a bowling pin that causes belly bulges. No shit are they not the same.
> Buried to the hilt
Cliché.
> He's sent enough prayers to Janna that he's married someone handsome and kind and well-endowed
Well, yeah. We know by now that pooners won't settle for anything under 6'' and genuinely think 5'' is 'small' when that's the average. This is every basic bitch fujo/het girl fantasy.
> He slips both hands around Jayce's strong neck, thumbs crossing
His uwu smol hands can do that? Impressive.
> First to press his fingers to the slight bulge in his stomach
And you want to compare your roid clit to that. Lmao.
> Spill inside me, fill me up, make me plump with child
Nothing like 'gay sex' that revolves around begetting children. You want to be treated as a man so badly yet this is your only purpose in life...the jokes write themselves. I love the irony in these fics.
> Listening to me and comforting me
Look at that, using the uterus owner as emotional labour. Every time they want to make an FTM a man's man, they write the most feminine stereotypes imaginable and expect people not to notice. It's 'written lovingly' my ass. You just have a pregnancy fetish and don't want to get pregnant the old fashioned way - and there aren't enough men who look like Jayce Talis, so you're SOL.
This will become a series, so look forward to more Medieval shenanigans that have nothing to do with the Medieval era. Those babies aren't going to be eaten by pigs or die of diphtheria anytime soon.
Today was the start of something called 'Shota Viktor week' where nothing but pedophilia is posted for other people to wank at. One of these authors you'll recognize: Tojipiss, who wrote one of her 'faves' as a toddler rapist and someone who sexually assaulted a baby. You can rate me MATI because I sincerely believe these people need to swing. The author's first language isn't English, but I bet you she can understand what a Sex Offender Registry is. She'll also delete any comment calling her a pedophile, just so you know.
The next to be featured in this week of horrors is Cinnaberrysteel, and her beta-reader is OmegaHoney, who wrote that rocker fic where our Latino hunk grooms a 12-year-old - which is par the course when you think about rock stars. OmegaHoney was the one who said she was raped at six, and then proceeds to write pedophilic fics herself to 'cope'. Head on to your local hardware store to tighten that noose. Comments are moderated, because we can't have people rightfully calling out how a man ejaculating onto a cinnamon roll for a 'glaze' and using an aphrodisiac to drug a child is fucking wrong, can we?
> Glorified babysitter
> Foster father
Oh, we're ticking off ALL the boxes now. Speaking of foster fathers, you just KNOW Fujofrankenstein is also going to write something for this week.
> Can of whipped cream
I do wonder where that can is going to end up, and what it could be a metaphor for.
> He wraps his mouth around it and sucks
> He looks obscene
Nothing like a grown-ass man getting an erection over the thought of a 12-year-old sucking his dick. I'm calling Chris Hansen.
> The perfect proxy cum to fuel Jayce's most shameful fantasies for months
I don't hold any expectations for these fics, but there are some that continue to blow my mind and make me go, 'what in the absolute fuck?' This is one of them. Using semen on a cinnamon roll so you can feel good about a child tasting your 'essence' because it's been a fantasy of yours is top-of-the-line pedophilia.
> There are other sources of salt that could be used for the glaze
Something tells me if some random guy jizzed in their food or drink they wouldn't like it. In fact, someone SHOULD do it and tell them it's part of their 'Mexican hot sauce' and watch this white bitch eat it up eagerly. She asked for it, after all.
> Image of Jayce jerking off over his face until they're one and the same
This is over a 12-year-old, btw.
> The bitterness of Jayce's cum is completely masked
You'd still be able to taste it. And the consistency would be different. It'd smell different, too.
> The image of Viktor stuffed full of cinnamon rolls - of Jayce's cum - with his stomach slightly swollen flashes unbidden
> He would almost look a few months pregnant
Wow, imagining a 12-year-old pregnant? Are you LiveAction? In all seriousness, this guy needs a visit by ICE. I want to see them shove a baton up his ass - an electrified one.
> He needs to see Viktor completely undone
How does he do this? Drugs.
> He wants to come onto Viktor and into Viktor
I want to see your genitalia eaten by dogs. It'd make a great snuff film for BestGore.
> Extra chemical persuasion
I knew as soon as this was written he'd drug this kid, but I wasn't sure which. I thought it'd be GHB but no, it was an aphrodisiac so he can argue that the kid was 'asking for it'.
> He's not fully sure if the baking affects the potency of the ingredients
If they're protein based, yes, the heat is going to neutralize its effects. Know your chemistry.
> His pale skin is flushed and clammy
We need that pale skin because it looks so good against that big ole brown dick with its big fat mushroom head.
An impromptu breast exam? That's not creepy at all! Nothing like having your babysitter - who only gets away with it because he is hot - molesting you. Something really wasn't right in those brownies, yo!
Old enough to understand what's going on, not old enough to realize he's being groomed. It's OK because Jayce is hot and everyone wishes their stepfather/uncle/weird neighbour looked like him.
> They're soaked right through the gusset
All because he's drugged. I highly doubt he'd consent if it wasn't for those brownies.
> Would Jayce even need lube? He's not a monster, of course he'd use it
You're a pedophile, written by a pedophile, so you are a monster by default. Therefore, human rights do not apply to you.
> It's the whipped cream he brought upstairs earlier
I knew it was going to be used for something. Turns out, he sprays it on his dick so Viktor doesn't feel so creeped out being a 12-year-old giving a BJ to an adult male.
> He yanks his panties inside and plunges his tongue directly into his folds
It's later written that Viktor is 'so tight' his own tongue could stretch him out.
> Jayce can fit his entire mouth over Viktor's glistening cunt
Because he's 12.
> I could almost eat him
Cool it with the Armie Hammer fantasies.
> Viktor's so tight that Jayce's tongue would probably stretch him
What, do you have a cow's tongue?
> It's already tight, and he can barely get inside it at all
You did just write his tongue could stretch him, so this doesn't surprise me. He's 12.
> His head is spinning at the thought of trying to fit his cock inside
*Head is spinning at the thought of vaginal tears so bad surgery is needed or else the kid you're assaulting will bleed to death
> He's intimidated
No shit, I bet this is the 10-12'' Hispanic Hog, the real belly bulger. Anything to make the pedophile look hot.
> If it gives him a UTI, it'll be worth it
You give people UTIs when you have poor hygiene. Usually, UTIs in females are caused by bacterial infections like E. coli, but if you as a man are giving them out like candy...WASH YO DICK
> He can't stretch his mouth wide enough to avoid bumping it with his lip
This is a 12-year-old struggling to deepthroat a grown-ass man's police baton penis. There really are no limits to depravity with these people.
> It's barely even half of Jayce's length
And he's taking it like a pro? That aphrodisiac must relax his throat muscles too, since he isn't choking.
I really thought we'd go the full nine yards and have Jayce penetrate Viktor, but that is for a later installment. Omegahoney, the beta-reader, also drew art for this. It can be viewed here. Be prepared for a week of absolute shit because there are a fuckton of shotacons in this fandom.
Fractured Reverie is another shotacon author, albeit with this one you are left wondering if our recipient is underage or not.
> Will give into that streak that he knows too well, the one that temps him to push back instead of obey
It really is something when most of these trans Viktor fics involve him taking the 'female' role and must obey the penis-owner or else. There definitely isn't a trend there and damn you for noticing the obvious, you dirty TERF.
> How obediently he can listen...when he wants to
We can't have the vagina owner disobey the penis owner. That's a violation of the natural order. Some things are set in stone - one might say biologically ordained - and we cannot break them.
> He's all sharp lines and pale skin
We love our white skin, don't we, folks?
> He rests heavy on Viktor's tongue
We love our Hispanic Hog who's ready to fuck the woman right back into this brat.
> His need to be owned
Something to be said about FTMs always wanting to be owned by cis men. It's seldom the other way around. I truly wonder why that is.
So he gets choked with a big ole man dick as a way to get punished, and our 'tee hee I'm such a rough dom look at me' just grumbles and shoves more of it inside.
> Viktor claws for air
> His throat convulsing in helpless surrender
Nothing like giving brain damage to a pooner because they couldn't swallow dick fast enough.
> Every thrust sinks deep enough to choke
He WAS just choking a few minutes ago.
> Every pull a reminder who holds control
Of course. We can't even have our Hispanic Hog here be tied up like a hog, get an apple shoved into his mouth and have him slow roasted with a skewer up his ass. We don't want that happening to our masculine, manly male here. That's for the pale and fragile FTM here.
> You can't stand it without something rubbing your pretty little cock, can you?
If you can't choke someone with it, is it really a cock? That shit is smaller than his fucking shoelace.
> Too eager too
What? Do you mean, 'with an eager need'?
> Feeding himself past Viktor's lips until he finds the back of his throat again
Every time I read a cock being 'fed' into something I just think of a dog being fed a hotdog, or Pac Man. Or a ticket going into an arcade machine. All we're missing is mechanical teeth chewing this meat up.
> The noises spilling out of him are high and desperate
He was just moaning a second ago.
> Jayce;s
When you are so horny you forgot to press the Shift button and get an apostrophe instead.
> You're so beautiful when you beg, instead of pretending you can take whatever you want
I sincerely wonder why the trans man cannot take whatever he wants compared to the penis owner here. It's almost as if he doesn't inherit male privilege despite going above and beyond to look the part.
> The way he submits to him completely, pliant and trusting, and it stirs something hot and aching in his chest
> His need sharpens, a dark satisfaction rising with it
One could say he's getting turned on because he knows his position as a the dominant mal will never be threatened. Even in their smut fics, trans men cannot ever be taken seriously as men.
> Nghh
Are we having a stroke?
> Unraveling under his control, pliant and open
You already wrote that.
> Each one making Jayce's cock throb harder
He's already erect. What, is all this extra hardness going to make a vein pop?
> He looks ruined and perfect
You said that already.
> His cock still hard and slick where it hangs above his thigh
You already wrote that. He never ejaculated, so why wouldn't he be hard?
> The first brush of Jayce's tongue against his
It'd be the second, because he was already kissing with tongue the first time around.
> I'm about to fuck you like I don't
Ow, the edge. So edgy Shadow the Hedgehog is wondering why all the Chaos Emeralds are cut so sharp.
> He holds him there, buried to the hilt
Cliché.
> Taking me so well. Every time. My perfect fit
Almost like you have complementary genitalia.
> You were made for me
See point above. This is also an overused line.
> He claims Viktor's mouth
This is the third time he's done that, along with his dick being hard three times.
> Viktor's swollen cock
That can't choke anybody, unlike Jayce's cock.
> Wet heat gushes over Jayce's cock as Viktor trembles, dripping down his thighs and pooling on the floor
There's that GTA firehose again.
> Viktor's body milks him with every spasm
Along with fluttering vaginal walls and 'his thumbs met in the middle', we can add 'his pussy milked him' to the arsenal of overused lines.
> You don't even know what you do to me
He does. You just told him. You told him how well his pussy grabs you.
> His cock jerks, pumping every drop until he's spent
Add this, too.
> He holds Viktor safe
Pooners and their obsession with safety. The rest of this fic involves them declaring their love for one another and Jayce asking Viktor if he's alright, because this was all a scene they agreed on. They also agree to go get food afterwards and to clean up. Your usual sappy shit. Viktor is indeed an adult in this, but I was suspicious that he wasn't.
I also discovered this fic was beta-read by OhNovi, of 'his pussy drooled like a dog' fame, who is shocked that ocean water tastes salty despite living on the West Coast. That explains the overused lines and edgy dialogue - she uses the same shit. Feed this into an AI like he feeds a cock into a pooner's wet mouth and you will get a dead-on replica. Can't blame a machine for copying what is already a copypasta.
The funniest thing about this challenge is that even in their own rules, if you draw your shotacon porn too graphically, Twitter will remove it.
The incest thing is absolutely going to be jumped on by our Gypsy queen and Fujofrankenstein.
Now, if some of you have wondered if AO3 has reacted to Charlie Kirk's death OUTSIDE of shipping...yes, yes it has:
But they'll get mad if you joke about their pet troons or George Floyd. When, say, Trump or JKR dies, you'll be seeing a LOT of these.
The author stresses this was written lovingly and is totally not hetslop despite its very clear, very obvious stated goal:
Three days without dick and you're getting mopey? Damn, pooners really CAN be converted into tradwives if you try hard enough. Just have a dick above 9'' and watch them drool like dogs (just like their pussies!)
> This is a marriage because I'm -
Because you're female. A woman. Just because you ID as a man doesn't mean the people who sold you into this marriage didn't know what your purpose was. You were sold because of your reproductive capabilities. If this is an Medieval AU, this is going to be the number one concern.
> Maybe Mel can't be trusted
Yeah, fuck that nigger bitch.
> This woman is brilliant and he's grateful that she seems to be an ally
A few sentences ago you said she 'couldn't be trusted'. BPD whiplash.
> He's doing his duty as a husband
And you're doing your duty as an incubator. You're the only one sold for their reproductive capability, remember.
> I'm told they're erotic in nature
> I was told the poet was a man like you... a man with the anatomy and the -
> A man who transitioned himself
And yet, you're still treated as a woman because of your ability to bear children. You want male privilege but you want to be doted on like a princess - sans the misogyny, of course. We can't have that. I can't imagine the arrogant preaching of a Medieval pooner. It must be as intolerable as their modern screeching.
> Piltovan custom is for the couple to be left mostly to themselves until the birth of their first child
And guess who is the one bearing and birthing that child? The uterus owner. It's still a straight relationship, but you don't want to call it that because ewww hetslop.
> Tonight you should try to fuck a baby into me
I told you this was a real line.
> Knows his monthlies are irregular under the best circumstances
From what? Medieval testosterone? What poor bull's nuts did you have to wring to get it?
> Viktor doesn't want power
> He wants real authority
Same fucking difference. If you want authority, you need power, shithead.
> He wants authority when its granted, not something burrowed
Do you not have that authority already as a uterus-owning prince? Or is that reserved for the male ones?
> You're rather light so it's not so bad
A bag of potatoes is heavier than he is, but he's going to shit out four kids because pregnancy is the only thing his broken body can do.
> It's Jayce's tongue teasing his cock
Too bad it isn't a real dick, then we could have a conversation about Medieval homophobia. Everything is fine and dandy in this AU because no one can be a bigot. Progshits don't like bigots, didn't you hear?
> Presses his lips around his cock
If he had one, he would be listened to more often. I'm not joking, that gets brought up later.
> Born with mine
And you're still expected to bear healthy children. Not once is him being a cripple brought up and whether that would impact the pregnancy. Must be that trans magic.
> He's even more frustrated at the fact that the tailor levels most of his questions at Jayce instead of him
Oh? How strange; I thought people would start treating you as a man! What do you mean that they're talking AROUND you and to the actual man instead? Are you trying to say something with that?
> My consort
Interesting choice of words. Yes, it means he's the spouse of a reigning monarch - but Jayce isn't a monarch yet. His dad is. It gives the impression Viktor comes from a lower status and is still not taking seriously despite holding a lofty title.
> He could live a life of idleness if he chose
You wrote earlier that he hates that and cannot stand being idle. This is contradicted just a few paragraphs later:
If you don't mind being idle, you shouldn't be feeling a 'vacuum of absence' when your spouse moves away on business. You should just enjoy the time to yourself.
> If it goes against tradition
Oh, so NOW we're talking about tradition. Interesting choice of words: we're all about upholding tradition, yet no one blinks at a trans man marrying a prince...almost as if they knew what sex they actually are and what their purpose is.
Since when is Jayce's dad an asshole? He's not Anton Chigurgh even if he looks like Javier Bardem.
> Wants to be treated like a man in this Medieval AU
> Is only used for reproductive purposes and no one else treats or views him as a man
Lol. Lmao.
> You just appreciate a warm cunt more?
The fact that he is exclusively attracted to them doesn't make him gay. Until he takes the shaft of his hammer up his ass, he's straight.
> Rut his small cock against Jayce's
> The size of his cock is still intimidating at times
You are comparing something the size of a chicken wing to something the size of a bowling pin that causes belly bulges. No shit are they not the same.
> Buried to the hilt
Cliché.
> He's sent enough prayers to Janna that he's married someone handsome and kind and well-endowed
Well, yeah. We know by now that pooners won't settle for anything under 6'' and genuinely think 5'' is 'small' when that's the average. This is every basic bitch fujo/het girl fantasy.
> He slips both hands around Jayce's strong neck, thumbs crossing
His uwu smol hands can do that? Impressive.
> First to press his fingers to the slight bulge in his stomach
And you want to compare your roid clit to that. Lmao.
> Spill inside me, fill me up, make me plump with child
Nothing like 'gay sex' that revolves around begetting children. You want to be treated as a man so badly yet this is your only purpose in life...the jokes write themselves. I love the irony in these fics.
> Listening to me and comforting me
Look at that, using the uterus owner as emotional labour. Every time they want to make an FTM a man's man, they write the most feminine stereotypes imaginable and expect people not to notice. It's 'written lovingly' my ass. You just have a pregnancy fetish and don't want to get pregnant the old fashioned way - and there aren't enough men who look like Jayce Talis, so you're SOL.
This will become a series, so look forward to more Medieval shenanigans that have nothing to do with the Medieval era. Those babies aren't going to be eaten by pigs or die of diphtheria anytime soon.
Today was the start of something called 'Shota Viktor week' where nothing but pedophilia is posted for other people to wank at. One of these authors you'll recognize: Tojipiss, who wrote one of her 'faves' as a toddler rapist and someone who sexually assaulted a baby. You can rate me MATI because I sincerely believe these people need to swing. The author's first language isn't English, but I bet you she can understand what a Sex Offender Registry is. She'll also delete any comment calling her a pedophile, just so you know.
This is the only fic I've found so far where the two characters are the same age. The rest involve an adult Jayce going after a 12-year-old and younger Viktor.
> Hold back the sob trying to break out
He's around 11 or so. Boys this age are old enough to somewhat regulate their emotions and know that crying like this makes them a 'bitch'. 11-year-olds don't play 'puppy and kitty' unless they're developmentally stunted, which appears to be the case here.
> Communicates in single words and hand gestures
> Sad little looks
Sounds like he's been molested already. An 11-year-old shouldn't be thinking about being a husband already. The darkside of this is that this is the average age when kids are exposed to pornography.
> IT
Keep that Stephen King clown outta here.
> Cartoonishly explode, the image of gore and red making him shudder
This author has a bizarre obsession with shit like this. She is the only author I have ever featured here who has written about a man wanting to rape a baby. She's not fit to walk among us.
> The changes Viktor's body have been going through, celebrated puberty
You'd think he'd be old enough to understand what Jayce was doing, but no. Viktor also has delayed mental development and I really do think he is actually retarded. Like, autistic savant or something similar. He isn't even intelligent enough to understand what the hell Jayce is doing when even other teenage girls would.
> Usually considered too boring
Vanilla only grows in a specific area and can be harvested once a year. That shit can be more expensive than gold. Do NOT call it basic.
> Begged to be breastfed even as he started elementary school
Yeah, that's an issue, and Ximena is the worst kind of boy mom to facilitate this. He has a developmental issue and a bizarre sex fetish at the rip old age of 11-12.
> Better than anything his prepubescent mind could ever come up with
Because he hasn't seen porn. He'd be a lot more sexually aggressive if he did.
> Pale and pink
Nothing like being compared to strawberry shortcake, eh?
> Still-growing mounds of fat shiny with ice cream and saliva
And they're still A-cups.
> He had requested multiple times that he and Viktor bathe together
You're old enough to realize that's weird. There's a reason the sexes are segregated when they start getting older because girls start getting lewd looks very early on. This is why.
> His body is fragile
He's just so fragile and pale and uwu and probably would be picked up by JFG. He has a thing for retards.
> Between Viktor's pale thighs lays something entirely different from the so-called penis Jayce has
You are old enough to understand what a penis is. It isn't 'so-called', it's what you have. Sex-ed does start at this age and I learned what the male and female reproductive organs were at this age. You should know what a penis and a vagina is.
> Two petals of his parts separating
I am begging these shitheads to stop comparing the vulva to a flower. Enough.
> Scoops up a handful of his half-melted ice cream and smears it all over Viktor's pussy
Ick. I'd be worried about the stickiness. Mind you, this might actually be hot if it involved adults. With kids? You can fuck right off.
> Make an entrance into the second hole Viktor has
His anus, you mean? That's the 'second hole'. We have four: the urethra, the Bartholin's glands, the vagina, and the anus. 'Second hold' could mean anything.
> Lower-boy fever
He just means sexual arousal here.
> Pink peaks a needy suckle
Careful, he might try breastfeeding from a teenage girl.
> He arrives at Viktor's pussy, painted a plethora of colours
I wasn't aware cookies'n'cream ice cream made your vagina look like a rainbow.
> That tiny hole at the end of his pussy
Vagina. You can use it as a tag no problem, but you can't write it. Shotacons can write about baby rape but this is too much for them.
> Maybe this is Jayce becoming an adult, with his friend's pussy drooling over him
Along with the vulva being described as a 'petal', this 'his pussy drooled' needs to be retired too. It's retarded to read and makes me think your anatomy is a rabid dog.
He's 11, I am sure he is aware somewhat of what his penis does. God, I need to bathe again after writing that. In any case, this will not be the only entry for this week. Tojipiss will write more and it will become more and more depraved as the days go on. This was between kids. The next will feature adult Jayce and him being a pedophile.
In case you wonder how this person acts on Twitter, here are a few screenshots:
Look at the likes. They are EATING this shit up.
> Hold back the sob trying to break out
He's around 11 or so. Boys this age are old enough to somewhat regulate their emotions and know that crying like this makes them a 'bitch'. 11-year-olds don't play 'puppy and kitty' unless they're developmentally stunted, which appears to be the case here.
> Communicates in single words and hand gestures
> Sad little looks
Sounds like he's been molested already. An 11-year-old shouldn't be thinking about being a husband already. The darkside of this is that this is the average age when kids are exposed to pornography.
> IT
Keep that Stephen King clown outta here.
> Cartoonishly explode, the image of gore and red making him shudder
This author has a bizarre obsession with shit like this. She is the only author I have ever featured here who has written about a man wanting to rape a baby. She's not fit to walk among us.
> The changes Viktor's body have been going through, celebrated puberty
You'd think he'd be old enough to understand what Jayce was doing, but no. Viktor also has delayed mental development and I really do think he is actually retarded. Like, autistic savant or something similar. He isn't even intelligent enough to understand what the hell Jayce is doing when even other teenage girls would.
> Usually considered too boring
Vanilla only grows in a specific area and can be harvested once a year. That shit can be more expensive than gold. Do NOT call it basic.
> Begged to be breastfed even as he started elementary school
Yeah, that's an issue, and Ximena is the worst kind of boy mom to facilitate this. He has a developmental issue and a bizarre sex fetish at the rip old age of 11-12.
> Better than anything his prepubescent mind could ever come up with
Because he hasn't seen porn. He'd be a lot more sexually aggressive if he did.
> Pale and pink
Nothing like being compared to strawberry shortcake, eh?
> Still-growing mounds of fat shiny with ice cream and saliva
And they're still A-cups.
> He had requested multiple times that he and Viktor bathe together
You're old enough to realize that's weird. There's a reason the sexes are segregated when they start getting older because girls start getting lewd looks very early on. This is why.
> His body is fragile
He's just so fragile and pale and uwu and probably would be picked up by JFG. He has a thing for retards.
> Between Viktor's pale thighs lays something entirely different from the so-called penis Jayce has
You are old enough to understand what a penis is. It isn't 'so-called', it's what you have. Sex-ed does start at this age and I learned what the male and female reproductive organs were at this age. You should know what a penis and a vagina is.
> Two petals of his parts separating
I am begging these shitheads to stop comparing the vulva to a flower. Enough.
> Scoops up a handful of his half-melted ice cream and smears it all over Viktor's pussy
Ick. I'd be worried about the stickiness. Mind you, this might actually be hot if it involved adults. With kids? You can fuck right off.
> Make an entrance into the second hole Viktor has
His anus, you mean? That's the 'second hole'. We have four: the urethra, the Bartholin's glands, the vagina, and the anus. 'Second hold' could mean anything.
> Lower-boy fever
He just means sexual arousal here.
> Pink peaks a needy suckle
Careful, he might try breastfeeding from a teenage girl.
> He arrives at Viktor's pussy, painted a plethora of colours
I wasn't aware cookies'n'cream ice cream made your vagina look like a rainbow.
> That tiny hole at the end of his pussy
Vagina. You can use it as a tag no problem, but you can't write it. Shotacons can write about baby rape but this is too much for them.
> Maybe this is Jayce becoming an adult, with his friend's pussy drooling over him
Along with the vulva being described as a 'petal', this 'his pussy drooled' needs to be retired too. It's retarded to read and makes me think your anatomy is a rabid dog.
He's 11, I am sure he is aware somewhat of what his penis does. God, I need to bathe again after writing that. In any case, this will not be the only entry for this week. Tojipiss will write more and it will become more and more depraved as the days go on. This was between kids. The next will feature adult Jayce and him being a pedophile.
In case you wonder how this person acts on Twitter, here are a few screenshots:
Look at the likes. They are EATING this shit up.
The next to be featured in this week of horrors is Cinnaberrysteel, and her beta-reader is OmegaHoney, who wrote that rocker fic where our Latino hunk grooms a 12-year-old - which is par the course when you think about rock stars. OmegaHoney was the one who said she was raped at six, and then proceeds to write pedophilic fics herself to 'cope'. Head on to your local hardware store to tighten that noose. Comments are moderated, because we can't have people rightfully calling out how a man ejaculating onto a cinnamon roll for a 'glaze' and using an aphrodisiac to drug a child is fucking wrong, can we?
> Glorified babysitter
> Foster father
Oh, we're ticking off ALL the boxes now. Speaking of foster fathers, you just KNOW Fujofrankenstein is also going to write something for this week.
> Can of whipped cream
I do wonder where that can is going to end up, and what it could be a metaphor for.
> He wraps his mouth around it and sucks
> He looks obscene
Nothing like a grown-ass man getting an erection over the thought of a 12-year-old sucking his dick. I'm calling Chris Hansen.
> The perfect proxy cum to fuel Jayce's most shameful fantasies for months
I don't hold any expectations for these fics, but there are some that continue to blow my mind and make me go, 'what in the absolute fuck?' This is one of them. Using semen on a cinnamon roll so you can feel good about a child tasting your 'essence' because it's been a fantasy of yours is top-of-the-line pedophilia.
> There are other sources of salt that could be used for the glaze
Something tells me if some random guy jizzed in their food or drink they wouldn't like it. In fact, someone SHOULD do it and tell them it's part of their 'Mexican hot sauce' and watch this white bitch eat it up eagerly. She asked for it, after all.
> Image of Jayce jerking off over his face until they're one and the same
This is over a 12-year-old, btw.
> The bitterness of Jayce's cum is completely masked
You'd still be able to taste it. And the consistency would be different. It'd smell different, too.
> The image of Viktor stuffed full of cinnamon rolls - of Jayce's cum - with his stomach slightly swollen flashes unbidden
> He would almost look a few months pregnant
Wow, imagining a 12-year-old pregnant? Are you LiveAction? In all seriousness, this guy needs a visit by ICE. I want to see them shove a baton up his ass - an electrified one.
> He needs to see Viktor completely undone
How does he do this? Drugs.
> He wants to come onto Viktor and into Viktor
I want to see your genitalia eaten by dogs. It'd make a great snuff film for BestGore.
> Extra chemical persuasion
I knew as soon as this was written he'd drug this kid, but I wasn't sure which. I thought it'd be GHB but no, it was an aphrodisiac so he can argue that the kid was 'asking for it'.
> He's not fully sure if the baking affects the potency of the ingredients
If they're protein based, yes, the heat is going to neutralize its effects. Know your chemistry.
> His pale skin is flushed and clammy
We need that pale skin because it looks so good against that big ole brown dick with its big fat mushroom head.
An impromptu breast exam? That's not creepy at all! Nothing like having your babysitter - who only gets away with it because he is hot - molesting you. Something really wasn't right in those brownies, yo!
Old enough to understand what's going on, not old enough to realize he's being groomed. It's OK because Jayce is hot and everyone wishes their stepfather/uncle/weird neighbour looked like him.
> They're soaked right through the gusset
All because he's drugged. I highly doubt he'd consent if it wasn't for those brownies.
> Would Jayce even need lube? He's not a monster, of course he'd use it
You're a pedophile, written by a pedophile, so you are a monster by default. Therefore, human rights do not apply to you.
> It's the whipped cream he brought upstairs earlier
I knew it was going to be used for something. Turns out, he sprays it on his dick so Viktor doesn't feel so creeped out being a 12-year-old giving a BJ to an adult male.
> He yanks his panties inside and plunges his tongue directly into his folds
It's later written that Viktor is 'so tight' his own tongue could stretch him out.
> Jayce can fit his entire mouth over Viktor's glistening cunt
Because he's 12.
> I could almost eat him
Cool it with the Armie Hammer fantasies.
> Viktor's so tight that Jayce's tongue would probably stretch him
What, do you have a cow's tongue?
> It's already tight, and he can barely get inside it at all
You did just write his tongue could stretch him, so this doesn't surprise me. He's 12.
> His head is spinning at the thought of trying to fit his cock inside
*Head is spinning at the thought of vaginal tears so bad surgery is needed or else the kid you're assaulting will bleed to death
> He's intimidated
No shit, I bet this is the 10-12'' Hispanic Hog, the real belly bulger. Anything to make the pedophile look hot.
> If it gives him a UTI, it'll be worth it
You give people UTIs when you have poor hygiene. Usually, UTIs in females are caused by bacterial infections like E. coli, but if you as a man are giving them out like candy...WASH YO DICK
> He can't stretch his mouth wide enough to avoid bumping it with his lip
This is a 12-year-old struggling to deepthroat a grown-ass man's police baton penis. There really are no limits to depravity with these people.
> It's barely even half of Jayce's length
And he's taking it like a pro? That aphrodisiac must relax his throat muscles too, since he isn't choking.
I really thought we'd go the full nine yards and have Jayce penetrate Viktor, but that is for a later installment. Omegahoney, the beta-reader, also drew art for this. It can be viewed here. Be prepared for a week of absolute shit because there are a fuckton of shotacons in this fandom.
Fractured Reverie is another shotacon author, albeit with this one you are left wondering if our recipient is underage or not.
> Will give into that streak that he knows too well, the one that temps him to push back instead of obey
It really is something when most of these trans Viktor fics involve him taking the 'female' role and must obey the penis-owner or else. There definitely isn't a trend there and damn you for noticing the obvious, you dirty TERF.
> How obediently he can listen...when he wants to
We can't have the vagina owner disobey the penis owner. That's a violation of the natural order. Some things are set in stone - one might say biologically ordained - and we cannot break them.
> He's all sharp lines and pale skin
We love our white skin, don't we, folks?
> He rests heavy on Viktor's tongue
We love our Hispanic Hog who's ready to fuck the woman right back into this brat.
> His need to be owned
Something to be said about FTMs always wanting to be owned by cis men. It's seldom the other way around. I truly wonder why that is.
So he gets choked with a big ole man dick as a way to get punished, and our 'tee hee I'm such a rough dom look at me' just grumbles and shoves more of it inside.
> Viktor claws for air
> His throat convulsing in helpless surrender
Nothing like giving brain damage to a pooner because they couldn't swallow dick fast enough.
> Every thrust sinks deep enough to choke
He WAS just choking a few minutes ago.
> Every pull a reminder who holds control
Of course. We can't even have our Hispanic Hog here be tied up like a hog, get an apple shoved into his mouth and have him slow roasted with a skewer up his ass. We don't want that happening to our masculine, manly male here. That's for the pale and fragile FTM here.
> You can't stand it without something rubbing your pretty little cock, can you?
If you can't choke someone with it, is it really a cock? That shit is smaller than his fucking shoelace.
> Too eager too
What? Do you mean, 'with an eager need'?
> Feeding himself past Viktor's lips until he finds the back of his throat again
Every time I read a cock being 'fed' into something I just think of a dog being fed a hotdog, or Pac Man. Or a ticket going into an arcade machine. All we're missing is mechanical teeth chewing this meat up.
> The noises spilling out of him are high and desperate
He was just moaning a second ago.
> Jayce;s
When you are so horny you forgot to press the Shift button and get an apostrophe instead.
> You're so beautiful when you beg, instead of pretending you can take whatever you want
I sincerely wonder why the trans man cannot take whatever he wants compared to the penis owner here. It's almost as if he doesn't inherit male privilege despite going above and beyond to look the part.
> The way he submits to him completely, pliant and trusting, and it stirs something hot and aching in his chest
> His need sharpens, a dark satisfaction rising with it
One could say he's getting turned on because he knows his position as a the dominant mal will never be threatened. Even in their smut fics, trans men cannot ever be taken seriously as men.
> Nghh
Are we having a stroke?
> Unraveling under his control, pliant and open
You already wrote that.
> Each one making Jayce's cock throb harder
He's already erect. What, is all this extra hardness going to make a vein pop?
> He looks ruined and perfect
You said that already.
> His cock still hard and slick where it hangs above his thigh
You already wrote that. He never ejaculated, so why wouldn't he be hard?
> The first brush of Jayce's tongue against his
It'd be the second, because he was already kissing with tongue the first time around.
> I'm about to fuck you like I don't
Ow, the edge. So edgy Shadow the Hedgehog is wondering why all the Chaos Emeralds are cut so sharp.
> He holds him there, buried to the hilt
Cliché.
> Taking me so well. Every time. My perfect fit
Almost like you have complementary genitalia.
> You were made for me
See point above. This is also an overused line.
> He claims Viktor's mouth
This is the third time he's done that, along with his dick being hard three times.
> Viktor's swollen cock
That can't choke anybody, unlike Jayce's cock.
> Wet heat gushes over Jayce's cock as Viktor trembles, dripping down his thighs and pooling on the floor
There's that GTA firehose again.
> Viktor's body milks him with every spasm
Along with fluttering vaginal walls and 'his thumbs met in the middle', we can add 'his pussy milked him' to the arsenal of overused lines.
> You don't even know what you do to me
He does. You just told him. You told him how well his pussy grabs you.
> His cock jerks, pumping every drop until he's spent
Add this, too.
> He holds Viktor safe
Pooners and their obsession with safety. The rest of this fic involves them declaring their love for one another and Jayce asking Viktor if he's alright, because this was all a scene they agreed on. They also agree to go get food afterwards and to clean up. Your usual sappy shit. Viktor is indeed an adult in this, but I was suspicious that he wasn't.
I also discovered this fic was beta-read by OhNovi, of 'his pussy drooled like a dog' fame, who is shocked that ocean water tastes salty despite living on the West Coast. That explains the overused lines and edgy dialogue - she uses the same shit. Feed this into an AI like he feeds a cock into a pooner's wet mouth and you will get a dead-on replica. Can't blame a machine for copying what is already a copypasta.
The funniest thing about this challenge is that even in their own rules, if you draw your shotacon porn too graphically, Twitter will remove it.
The incest thing is absolutely going to be jumped on by our Gypsy queen and Fujofrankenstein.
Now, if some of you have wondered if AO3 has reacted to Charlie Kirk's death OUTSIDE of shipping...yes, yes it has:
But they'll get mad if you joke about their pet troons or George Floyd. When, say, Trump or JKR dies, you'll be seeing a LOT of these.
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Stupidsarah has decided to dive into cowboys and bull-riding! In this adventure, our dashing stallion gets into it with a buckle bunny, who gives him all the gushing praise and squirts our boy needs.
Interesting story behind this author. Her original name was 'grubbapeach', and I featured some of her fics here before the S2 boom. She changed her name because she was caught in the comments of a fic where Mel is tortured, killed, and harvested for her organs. The backlash was so severe - and she admitted to being the mod of Arcane in Detail - to where she made a groveling apology video, tears and snot and all, before making herself the victim. I always found her fics rather shitty, and this one is from the vault. Get your fill of ethereal cum from a Southeast Asian who got a beatdown from blacks.
> Jasio
Reminds me of 'Casio'. Naming crystal Jayce after a watch brand is very on-brand, lmao.
So. Sky is alive, and her role is much bigger than it appears. I would be supportive but knowing that grubbapeach has supported, this is just her covering her ass.
> Shooting deep inside with ethereal cum
Told you this was a real line.
> Rather than destroy the only hope of curing his best friend
Spoiler: Jayce gets nuked and becomes a pile of ashes, and ends up becoming that crystal golem in the beginning. Viktor is alive and well and has to deal with that guilt. A lot of boring bitching.
Lest didn't appear until S2 and she's from Piltover, not Zaun. Of course we have to have the black girl go for the troon.
> She reluctantly helped repair the Atlas gauntlets and used Jayce's hidden designs for a Hextech rifle
She would never do that, plus she isn't a mechanical engineer. She was an agricultural engineer. Different fields. She'd have to have Viktor help her and we know he is out of commission.
Later, instead of Jayce being in the room when Viktor emerges from the cocoon, it's Ximena. Ambessa even goes there to give her condolences and asks her if she wants revenge for Jayce's sake. Ximena gets enraged and says no, that's not what her son would have wanted. Viktor asks her where Jayce is and she replies that he is dead. He enters a catatonic state and does nothing for several paragraphs. He wonders what the mage would have thought of his actions and ponders about their divergent paths. He begins seeing Jayce's ghost which is his spirit that has become trapped in the rune. The rune becomes sentient, as the Hexcore did, and Viktor begins interacting with it.
Turns out Jayce lives in a pocket dimension inside the rune, where he believes he's alive and can see people interact in the real world, but cannot interact with them himself. A similar plot was done by another author (and better executed) some years ago. Grubbapeach is just copying plots now.
I don't know, you were crying pretty hard a few paragraphs ago. You were in a catatonic state. Not to worry: the big twist is that Jayce is now Jasio, a sentient crystal Golem, who has a crystal cock and magic cum. Fun!
> To be alive is to try
Or to cry when a bunch of black women jump your ass for liking a fic where a black woman gets her organs harvested. You got the Polar Bear challenge without going outside.
And behold, Jasio, the crystal golem who sounds like a portmanteau of CaseOh and Casio! Dammit, are your eyes wet? You better bring some tissues because we are getting some drama~~
Wanna know how old the child is in this? 10. OmegaHoney continues to project how her trauma totally didn't make her into the pedophile her uncle made her. This one will have art for it, too. This fic was closed off to non AO3 users because OmegaHoney doesn't want haters calling her a pedophile to her face, but don't worry, I'll put this bitch on blast for everyone here. There is also art for this; OmegaHoney and her friend, if there is any consolation, are terrible artists.
> I haven't done laundry in a few days
I wonder if this was the excuse used by her uncle/family member before she got molested. It's a little too specific.
> The kid isn't malnourished by any means
> Hip bones are visible and prominent
> Skinny for his age despite not being the height where it would make sense for the bones to come through
Oh, and this comes up later: early puberty. This kid starts going through it at ten.
> That aren't his panties, obviously
Kids don't call their underwear 'panties'; adults do that - and fujos with a pedophile fetish do. They call them underwear.
> Bundles of worn, colorful, child-sized panties sit inside
Again with the 'panties'. Most grown women don't even call them that. This obsession over sniffing children's underwear doesn't just indicate pedophilia, but also brings to mind AGP. Not only does this guy want to fuck the kid, he wants to BECOME the kid.
Also, masturbating in children's underwear is weird as fuck. I wonder if the author witnessed that herself.
> Faded Autobots logo
YOU KEEP TRANSFORMERS OUT OF THIS YOU SICK BITCH
> He had only recently started puberty
I do wonder why that is. It couldn't possibly be because of all the molestation. No, no, I'm just being paranoid. It's totally normal.
> His mouth dries up, dropping open as he all but ogles is son
*Daughter.
> Baby pink miniskirt over his hips, but barely covering his butt
> A gray halter top with a heart-shaped window on his chest where cleavage should be, but where a cute flat chest is instead
Not even a club-goer would wear this. This is beyond even lolita wear. There's actually a term for this called 'tot thot' and it pains me that I know what it refers to.
> How can this kid make an outfit look sexy and adorable?
'Sexy' should never be used for a 10-year-old. Plus, the outfit looks like shit. Don't pair grey with pink. You pair grey with blue.
> Kneads the boy's soft rear with his large hands
What rear?
> Ever since they began playing this way
Well, we have an answer as to why Viktor is going through puberty so early.
> So cute and so desperate for his daddy's fingers
> He's determined to work his baby open until the kid's loose enough to finally take his cock
> That should be enough for him to take him
This gives the impression that Jayce's dick is three fingers thick, but knowing he has the Yeti puncher hands, it's the Coke can going in. This is all done to a 10-year-old, btw.
> Small, swollen pearl
If I read the clitoris being referred to a 'pearl' again, you are being drop kicked to CECOT.
> Just the tip stretches his little cunny wide
At least we know this bitch is British. Americans don't use 'cunny', but the Britons do. Now I have to wonder if she's writing this to cope with her ugly ass uncle/family member raping her or is trying to erase that a Pakistani did it.
> He slams the rest of his cock all the way home
This is a 10-year-old.
> Forced to take his father's monster of a cock
Let me guess: it's the legendary 12 incher, the belly bulger, anything to make that clamshell pop open.
> Hear the squelch of his cunny every time he bottoms out
Yeah, no. The only squelch you should hear is your brains getting cracked open when ICE slams their batons against your head.
> He watches his daddy's cock disappear inside of him over and over
I really do wonder if OmegaHoney also wishes that the man who raped her as a child was well-endowed. She states she writes this to 'cope', and if anything, these fucked up pedophilic sexual fantasies just show she really, really wishes her attacker was hot.
> He comes, shooting thick spurts of his seed into his baby's womb
I guess that pregnant 10-year-old hypothetical will no longer be a hypothetical.
> Which gapes wide
No shit. It's an undeveloped vagina and you shoved your horse cock inside it. 'Split in half' is a very nice way to put it. The only thing that should be split in half is this guy's prostate as he takes the prison yard's barbells inside it.
Tojipiss has come out with her second entry for the week. The 'my fave is a baby rapist' stays true to her name - in both senses of the word. She's got a piss fetish, too.
>He's a great father
> Has mommy issues
> Mother used to yell at him and punish him
> Also has religious trauma
> Takes that trauma and projects it only a child the same age he was when he was abused
Yeah, that makes sense. Ximena was never an abusive mother; in this instance, I can't help but wonder if Jayce wasn't 'errant' as a child and did some fucked up shit. It takes a lot for Latina mothers to turn against their children.
I should mention that wetting one's bed is also indicative of abuse.
> He can iron his shirts and pack a lunch for him
He's got the trans tag and yet is treated like a female child because he is expected to do all of the household labour. Who knew shotacons were so anti-feminist.
> Tiny hole dribbling piss in a slow stream
I do hope you are referring to the urethra here and not the vagina, as pee does not come from the vagina.
> He can't be the one who swore to be a saviour doing the same things to him
Things that age incredibly well: part one
> His prepubescent self
If I had to take a guess, he's probably 10-11 here, which fits the bill for Toji's other fics. These shotacons all have trends they follow and she is no different.
> Barely pops boners around his son
*Daughter
> Violating the boy until he bleeds and cries
Guys, it's just a fantasy. It's fictional. None of it will ever come to fruition and do not indicate an aberrant mind...right?
> Viktor acts like Jayce's wife all the time, he should sign the holy matrimony with a pregnancy, the gift of life
Funny how these are the same people who celebrate Charlie Kirk for his '10-year-olds should give birth' comment and yet write shit like this.
> Horny, guilt-ridden, and suicidal
Oh, please get that gun out. I'll happily film it so people can know a pedo died.
> Abandoning religion at 18, too much of a scientific man
And it never eliminated your pedophilic tendencies, because that shit is also innate. Chances are his mother was 'cruel' to him because his own father was like that.
> He is just pent up, horny
> He simply needs to get his dick wet
> Places packed with sex-hungry whores
So a classic, 'alpha male' misogynist ON TOP of being a pedophile. It all fits into a nice bow.
As you can expect, Jayce is totally turned on by Viktor pissing on him and takes the time to huff those boywife fumes and pop some more boners.
> His perky ass cheeks
He's 10. He doesn't have any meat back there.
> To feel the piss hitting his tongue directly from a tiny hole
I really would toss this guy into the Fulsom Street fair so he can be used as a human toilet and get a nice hepatitis infection.
> The way his dick twitches from the sound of Viktor's sleepy, tiny voice
I can see why his mother was abusive. He can't stand grown women fighting back, so he needs underage ones to live out his fantasies.
> He will fulfill his craving of taking Viktor's virginity by force, making his tiny pussy stretch too far, too fast, hurting and tearing
Nothing like making your fave a rapist pedophile. In her most popular fic, recall he was doing this when his 'son' was a mere infant. He's a baby rapist, an atheist and a piss fetishist - what more do you want for a ticket to CECOT? But it's just a fantasy. Nothing will come of it...right?
> Trashing
*Thrashing
> Little cherub playing in the clouds
I will get a ouija board to summon a demon to curse you. I'll even go to a Shinto temple to get the Japanese version to drag you to hell.
> I've read it's really good for reproductive health
YEAH, FOR ADULTS YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE
> You cook me delicious, healthy meals, you organize, you keep our home spotless
Not even a teenager and he is expected to perform domestic duties. Tell me, which sex is expected to do that, again?
> Almost like husband and wife
It is fine to misgender your pet pooner if the one doing it is sexually attractive and replaces the man who raped you as a child.
> All about soft skin, tiny breasts, slim hips filling out
Now the question is this: what happens when Viktor becomes an adult woman? Is he going to turn to someone even younger, or have his 'come to Jesus' moment and repent?
> Brutalizing the boy's virginity, breaking skin and breaking tissue, forcing a way inside, making it fit where it really, really shouldn't
Jayce fans don't really like Jayce. All they do is write him as a rampaging rape beast when he would never even conceive of doing this. But keep at it, Toji. Show us Latinos do not belong in civilized society as they keep brutalizing white people.
> Homemaking and childcare are the main things that keep him busy
The homemaking is primarily in the hands of your ward, because you think it is his 'wifely' duties.
> The multitudes of pocket pussies
Now I wonder if those are modeled after adult women, or other children. They do in fact sell underage versions - Prostasia the 'child protection organization' advocated for child sex dolls to be used for pedophiles. It would not surprise me if he did not have 'legal' models.
> In the receptors getting his dick to weep anytime Viktor is around
It'll weep once I get Princess the pit bull to think it's a nice bone she can munch.
> His son is showing clear signs of arousal
The classic 's/he is so mature for their age' 'they were asking for it' 'I can talk to them like an adult' ahh response
> Marveling and shivering at the sheer difference in their size
Yeah. He's a child and you are an adult, you fuck.
> Pushes his tits against his cock. They aren't nearly big enough to envelop him, to create a pussy-replacement
I cannot believe these are real lines.
> Pitiful boob-job
BECAUSE IT IS A CHILD THAT HASN'T GONE THROUGH PUBERTY, YOU PEDO BITCH
> As much as he likes using age-appropriate flower language
If you are using flower language for female reproductive anatomy, I kindly ask you to take your ESL skills and eat a Viva La Raza dick.
> His breasts will theoretically grow
And if he remains flat chested, what then? The obsession with training bras and whatnot are also creepy as hell. Did your dad/uncle/male relative do that to you, Toji?
> Wife, mother, son, baby boy
Notice how the female terms come first. Not even our pedo rapist sees his 'son' as an actual boy.
> His cum shoots out violently, a big potent load, good enough to fertilize his unripe womb, to make his period arrive early
> Ready to carry Jayce's offspring, to be knocked up full and waddle around the house, pregnancy changing his body
When Charlie Kirk says that, it's evil. When shotacons say it, it's hot. I also get the impression this is a Josef Fritzl situation where he'll fuck his own kids, too, and create a cycle of incest and violence while keeping them locked in a basement.
> He could fuck into let Viktor have sex with him
...what?
> Stimulate the mommy-in-making how birth is going to be
I will reiterate: when Charlie Kirk made that 10-year-old pregnancy comment, people hated him. When shotacons write it, they get responses like these:
VeeforVindicta can be seen in the kudos, as can SCARAB0RTION. These are deeply unserious people and should be flagellated in every instance they show up .
Vampseilles is an up-and-coming author who also decided to participate in the event. Who doesn't love incestuous daddy kinks based on songs from the Twilight soundtrack?
> He was born wrong
> Premature baby
> A ginger
> Gets misgendered by his own mother
LMAO. Viktor isn't a ginger; he isn't even close to auburn. He has dark brown hair. I don't think this author knows what gingers are. Ximena also has jet black hair, so there's no way Viktor would be a ginger.
> His little sister had become his little brother at the tender age of 5
> Got his kindergarten teachers to call him a boy
Oh but we're not transitioning kids. No ma'am. You're just making that shit up.
> Worried about how Viktor would *fare against the older kids
Such as? Are you worried they're going to misgender him? That's his problem. You want to play with the boys, expect to be treated like one.
> By eight, he had tunnel vision for his big brother
Eight years old and is already trans AND has masturbatory fantasies for his brother. A-fucking-mazing.
> Eight years old
> 4 feet tall
> Still needs a booster seat
LEGALLY A MIDGET, HAHA HA
Calling said 4 foot brother 'baby' is also weird as fuck.
> He knew what he and Viktor had wasn't normal
No shit. You're fucking your eight year old brother who is LEGALLY A MIDGET
> The last thing he picks up is a pair of panties - he hates that word choice
Huh. OmegaHoney doesn't have an issue with that word at all.
> Hardly taller than 4 feet tall
LEGALLY A MIDGET. I wonder why older boys would bully him. Such a mystery.
> The warmth of Viktor's bare, hairles cunt
Yeah BECAUSE HE IS EIGHT. This is by far the youngest one I've found. Thank God it is not that explicit. The only thing we have is the washing machine acting as a vibrator.
His eyes are gold. I can at least pretend this is a skinwalker with his name, because he doesn't have red hair nor brown eyes. Who the fuck is this bitch? Almost as bad as making vampires sparkle.
To end things on a somewhat lighter note, the last chapter of that OnlyFans AU has been posted. The heartbreak ends when the $500 dono enters the chat.
Earlier, I posted a screenshot from Twitter about a very curious political RPF. As it turns out, it's gotten somewhat popular:
There are currently 96 fics, up from a meager 4, of Dean Withers/Charlie Kirk. They're all like this.
It should be noted that StupidSarah has a trend of feminizing Viktor, even when he is a trans man, so he really is just your basic skinny woman Pick Me that acts and behaves as one. If you're wondering why even bother with the tag...your guess is as good as mine. She probably doesn't want to do a full gender swap because ewwww het! This first chapter is 12k, so I'll summarize it as best I can so it'll be smooth sloggin'.
We begin with Jayce getting into a breakup with his wife, an icky cis bitch named Elena, who doesn't want to attend his rodeos because she thinks there's animal abuse there. This lack of support causes Jayce to stray, and inevitably find his buckle bunny that will squirt on command. He married Elena fresh out of highschool, sweethearts and all, and he's now finding out that their interests do not align. Jayce started riding bulls at 23, and now, at 27, he's risen in the ranks to compete with the best of the best in the country. His wife has never seen him ride and they basically live apart. As to why they haven't divorced...money is likely the issue. Or religion, Sarah has yet to elaborate.
He lives in a trailer he bought with his prize money and his favourite spot is the bathroom. He preens for a while (we get long-haired Jayce here) and he heads off to the arena to pay his fees and wait for the draw. The bull he gets is named 'Forge Fire', an intimidating bull that's kicked off more experienced cowboys. He's a golden colour befit the name, and massive. He's not the highest ranking one, but he's difficult. We find out the owner of the bull is none other than Vander. They shoot the shit until his name is called. He spies a pair of buckle bunnies loitering around, and that is where we see Viktor for the first time.
> Two braids fall down the front of his body
This is where the feminization begins. Think of Viktor as Shania Twain and it will all make sense.
> Lacy red bra
> Dangling belly ring
Homie that ain't a buckle bunny that is a HAYBALE HO
> He tries not to think about how his wife refuses to come watch him compete
I'm sure she'd be pleased knowing she's getting replaced by some Pinkerton Pussy.
> This boy, this bunny, feels dangerous
Only thing dangerous are the STDs he's got in his pocket.
The rodeo heats up, with mutton riding, frisbee catching and bull wrangling, but the real event is the bull riding. Jayce is nervous, but not to worry, our Buckle Bunny Shania Twain is here to help. He tells him 'good luck' in a flirtatious tone and our stallion stomper is just so flustered. When Viktor walks away, Jayce notices his cane and he has a tramp stamp in the shape of a butterfly. You know this ho is from another time because very few women aside from druggies wear those anymore.
Jayce hops on Forge Fire and a lot of tension is written up as you wait for the paddock doors to open. We get a description of how they tie the rope around the bull and techniques riders use to hold on longer. The gate is opened, and Jayce holds on. He manages the eight seconds and makes it to the finals. This scene is by far the most interesting one, because I know the quality is going to drop once Shania Twain gets involved.
Eager to celebrate, he tries calling his wife to tell her he made it. She does not answer his calls, even though she is home. The reader gets the impression she has left him out to dry, which means it isn't really cheating if he goes for the Haybale Ho. Jayce returns to the paddock and greets Vander, who detects that something is wrong. They have a mano-y-mano talk and Jayce vents about his bitch wife and how she doesn't want to support him at all, how this is the last rodeo of the year, how they live an hour away, etc. Vander tells him to stay behind to get some beer, noting there's enough there to knock him out. What he doesn't say, and what the readership will pick up on, is that the buckle bunnies will be there, too.
Jayce cleans up, puts on some form-hugging jeans, and returns to the stadium that has been cleared out for a stage and music. We are introduced to Vi, a rodeo clown who managed Forge Fire, and Cait, who runs the barrels. Jinx is a trick rider who stands atop the saddle when she rides horses and other beasts. Ekko is her boyfriend and he does bronco busting. When they all sit at a table and have a chat, a familiar face reappears.
> Nearly dies when he sees that same, pretty buckle bunny for the third time
Get ready because that Haybale Ho is going to get a tongue up his ass. Pray that they weren't drinking Coors Lite.
> The urge to wrap his hands around his slender hips
In case you're wondering if the 'his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle' is used...yes, yes it is.
> What is it, the bulls, or the riders
Both because they have big dicks and big, swinging balls.
> Your strong thighs, wrapping around the bull's sides. Your hips, rocking back and forth so...erotically
You know he was thinking about cowboy dick the entire time.
> Your hand, gripping onto the rope so tight
Because he wishes he can be yanked around like a hemp of rope, get it?
> Tightens his grip on Viktor's waist
Reading ahead, I was really waiting for the inevitable line. I was not disappointed (and simultaneously rolled my eyes) when it made an appearance.
> His thighs fight to burst the seams of each pair of jeans he owns
In the future your gut is going to do it because you'll just sit around shooting ducks and chugging back cheap beer. They all retire early.
He doesn't care. That Stallion of the Cimmerian wants that white pussy, and he's going to have it now.
> Small body
He's uwu so smol. Itsy bitsy. Real petite, his heels are 4 inches thick.
> He has this beautiful boy
I love how he takes care not to misgender Viktor despite the fact he knows this buckle bunny is wearing a bra and that his hips are wider because he's female.
> I'd push your jeans down your legs until I could fuck your tight little body
It'd be like fucking a starving foal. All bones and legs. A Holodomor Haybale Ho. I will say that it is better than Fractured Reverie's work, and is slightly better than 'The Hat Rule'. There is a little more chemistry here and not as much 'baby' used.
> He roughly bends him forward at the hips
Took me a minute to realize he was mounting him like a horse.
> You are so unbelievably sexy
No tits, no ass, all bones and thin ribs, a real Tibetan bone charm...but you ride that stallion, buckwheat. Whip him with your meat.
> He wraps his hands around his waist...he realizes that his fingers almost touch
Called it. I knew this was going to be used; it's THE most overused line ever, and it is exclusively for trans Viktor fics. He's just so smol and tiny and look at that waist! Look at those gigantic hands that could punch a bull into orbit!
> Easy girl
It's OK to misgender your pet pooner provided you are hot and have a big dick.
> Just expecting to get thrown into some cowboy's bed tonight
I mean, yeah. The lacy bra and tramp stamp screams 'I'll let you fuck me for gas money'.
> The supple, mole-dotted flesh
What supple flesh?
> Jayce is hit with the smell of Viktor's arousal - so sweet, so mouthwatering
That would smell like piss and beer and piss beer. Hope you like the taste of diabetes.
> His lips are coated with a light dusting of hair
This makes it seem as if the hair is ON the labia, not around it. I'm surprised he isn't coated in hair testosterone style - if he's even on it.
> His little cock peeks out from underneath his folds - small, erect, and a very pretty red
Just like his lingerie, get it? It matches! But I bet you can't choke anyone with it or make people's eyes bug out of their head like Jayce's.
> Revealing more of his cunt and his pretty hole
...which one?
> Then starts to lightly circle the bud of his cock
> Continuing to slowly circle his cock
You said the same thing twice.
> Attacks his asshole again
This made me laugh. Nice.
> Slipping his tongue inside his ass, as deep as he can reach
Hey, it fits that he has a horse's tongue on top of a horse cock.
> His eyes are glued to the large bulge
It's not your basic het cowboy fic if the cowboy isn't as big as the bulls he rides. We're here for a rodeo, not a rock-a-bye-baby.
> Willowy body
More like a skeleton. But he's just so desirable and beautiful this cowboy attacks it like a Palestinian kid gnaws a bone.
> Feels Viktor's small, slender hand wrap around his cock
They're just so smol.
> You're so big
> Think you can take it?
> I know I can
Of course. He's a STALLION SLUT, not a dog-faced pony soldier. He'll go the full 8 seconds and 8 inches* (*add four more inches on top of that)
> Capture Viktor in another devastatingly carnal kiss
This could have been hot HAD YOU NOT JUST HAD YOUR TONGUE IN YOUR ASS. Your buckle bunny will be your Gonorrhea Gal real soon.
> Wraps itself around Jayce inch by excruciating inch
Like a nice hot empanada.
> Impaling the boy
He doesn't want to do that, but later does that. Might as well impale him like a roasted pig.
> He is pure erotic
And there's no ass, no thighs, no breasts, nothing. A body not even a modeling agency would want. Too thin for coke or meth. Just bone.
> The new angle allows him to see how his cock presses through Viktor's body from the inside, the visible bulge of himself
The only hefty meat helping he'll get from him. A different form of Hamburger Helper, if you will.
> This sex is some of the best he's had in years
> Hasn't had pussy that good in years
> Says that pooner pussy is better than his wife's
Uh huh. Wait until the testosterone hits, then it'll be like fucking a rusty horseshoe.
> You're so much tighter, so much wetter, so much fucking better
This implies his wife is monogamous or that her own vagina has been stretched out by his dick...which means that Viktor's will eventually get loose with the consistency of a felt puppet. As I said earlier, when that testosterone hits...fucking the haybale or a can of beer will be better.
> Fucking his cunt harder and harder
He was already doing that.
> Curled up in ecstasy
Your disability disappears when a well-hung than hung cowboy comes around. That Stallion Semen works wonders.
> Perfect embodiment of sexuality and desire
If it was Shania Twain coming back from Gaza, you mean.
> That's it, good girl
Yes, there's a 'misgendering kink' in this, because it is OK to call a woman a woman if you have Big Dick privilege.
> Comes impaled on his cock
So much for not wanting to impale him, lmao
> The burst of liquid coasts his thighs and flows down Viktor's lower back
On top of his hips being moved forward in an earlier scene, there's that GTA firetruck. He's always a squirter in these, always.
> Rope after rope of come
Coming just like the bulls you rear, HEYO
We love that white skin of our buckle bunnies, don't we? Our Holodomor Haybale Ho just got bred like a purebred mare, ready to pop out some foals for the races. He won't be turned into glue anytime soon.
Real talk: the smut wasn't that bad, it's fine, really, but for God's sake ASS-TO-MOUTH IS NOT HOT. YOUR TONGUE WAS IN SOMEONE'S ASS. EVEN BLEACHED, THAT SHIT IS GONNA GIVE YOU AN STD. I wonder how long this is going to be and how many 'his thumbs met in the middle' we're going to get, but one thing is for sure: that star-studded pussy is gonna be great until it gets rode down like Secretariat. Our buckle bunny is gonna have some loose lips - and it ain't from the beer.
We begin with Jayce getting into a breakup with his wife, an icky cis bitch named Elena, who doesn't want to attend his rodeos because she thinks there's animal abuse there. This lack of support causes Jayce to stray, and inevitably find his buckle bunny that will squirt on command. He married Elena fresh out of highschool, sweethearts and all, and he's now finding out that their interests do not align. Jayce started riding bulls at 23, and now, at 27, he's risen in the ranks to compete with the best of the best in the country. His wife has never seen him ride and they basically live apart. As to why they haven't divorced...money is likely the issue. Or religion, Sarah has yet to elaborate.
He lives in a trailer he bought with his prize money and his favourite spot is the bathroom. He preens for a while (we get long-haired Jayce here) and he heads off to the arena to pay his fees and wait for the draw. The bull he gets is named 'Forge Fire', an intimidating bull that's kicked off more experienced cowboys. He's a golden colour befit the name, and massive. He's not the highest ranking one, but he's difficult. We find out the owner of the bull is none other than Vander. They shoot the shit until his name is called. He spies a pair of buckle bunnies loitering around, and that is where we see Viktor for the first time.
> Two braids fall down the front of his body
This is where the feminization begins. Think of Viktor as Shania Twain and it will all make sense.
> Lacy red bra
> Dangling belly ring
Homie that ain't a buckle bunny that is a HAYBALE HO
> He tries not to think about how his wife refuses to come watch him compete
I'm sure she'd be pleased knowing she's getting replaced by some Pinkerton Pussy.
> This boy, this bunny, feels dangerous
Only thing dangerous are the STDs he's got in his pocket.
The rodeo heats up, with mutton riding, frisbee catching and bull wrangling, but the real event is the bull riding. Jayce is nervous, but not to worry, our Buckle Bunny Shania Twain is here to help. He tells him 'good luck' in a flirtatious tone and our stallion stomper is just so flustered. When Viktor walks away, Jayce notices his cane and he has a tramp stamp in the shape of a butterfly. You know this ho is from another time because very few women aside from druggies wear those anymore.
Jayce hops on Forge Fire and a lot of tension is written up as you wait for the paddock doors to open. We get a description of how they tie the rope around the bull and techniques riders use to hold on longer. The gate is opened, and Jayce holds on. He manages the eight seconds and makes it to the finals. This scene is by far the most interesting one, because I know the quality is going to drop once Shania Twain gets involved.
Eager to celebrate, he tries calling his wife to tell her he made it. She does not answer his calls, even though she is home. The reader gets the impression she has left him out to dry, which means it isn't really cheating if he goes for the Haybale Ho. Jayce returns to the paddock and greets Vander, who detects that something is wrong. They have a mano-y-mano talk and Jayce vents about his bitch wife and how she doesn't want to support him at all, how this is the last rodeo of the year, how they live an hour away, etc. Vander tells him to stay behind to get some beer, noting there's enough there to knock him out. What he doesn't say, and what the readership will pick up on, is that the buckle bunnies will be there, too.
Jayce cleans up, puts on some form-hugging jeans, and returns to the stadium that has been cleared out for a stage and music. We are introduced to Vi, a rodeo clown who managed Forge Fire, and Cait, who runs the barrels. Jinx is a trick rider who stands atop the saddle when she rides horses and other beasts. Ekko is her boyfriend and he does bronco busting. When they all sit at a table and have a chat, a familiar face reappears.
> Nearly dies when he sees that same, pretty buckle bunny for the third time
Get ready because that Haybale Ho is going to get a tongue up his ass. Pray that they weren't drinking Coors Lite.
> The urge to wrap his hands around his slender hips
In case you're wondering if the 'his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle' is used...yes, yes it is.
> What is it, the bulls, or the riders
Both because they have big dicks and big, swinging balls.
> Your strong thighs, wrapping around the bull's sides. Your hips, rocking back and forth so...erotically
You know he was thinking about cowboy dick the entire time.
> Your hand, gripping onto the rope so tight
Because he wishes he can be yanked around like a hemp of rope, get it?
> Tightens his grip on Viktor's waist
Reading ahead, I was really waiting for the inevitable line. I was not disappointed (and simultaneously rolled my eyes) when it made an appearance.
> His thighs fight to burst the seams of each pair of jeans he owns
In the future your gut is going to do it because you'll just sit around shooting ducks and chugging back cheap beer. They all retire early.
He doesn't care. That Stallion of the Cimmerian wants that white pussy, and he's going to have it now.
> Small body
He's uwu so smol. Itsy bitsy. Real petite, his heels are 4 inches thick.
> He has this beautiful boy
I love how he takes care not to misgender Viktor despite the fact he knows this buckle bunny is wearing a bra and that his hips are wider because he's female.
> I'd push your jeans down your legs until I could fuck your tight little body
It'd be like fucking a starving foal. All bones and legs. A Holodomor Haybale Ho. I will say that it is better than Fractured Reverie's work, and is slightly better than 'The Hat Rule'. There is a little more chemistry here and not as much 'baby' used.
> He roughly bends him forward at the hips
Took me a minute to realize he was mounting him like a horse.
> You are so unbelievably sexy
No tits, no ass, all bones and thin ribs, a real Tibetan bone charm...but you ride that stallion, buckwheat. Whip him with your meat.
> He wraps his hands around his waist...he realizes that his fingers almost touch
Called it. I knew this was going to be used; it's THE most overused line ever, and it is exclusively for trans Viktor fics. He's just so smol and tiny and look at that waist! Look at those gigantic hands that could punch a bull into orbit!
> Easy girl
It's OK to misgender your pet pooner provided you are hot and have a big dick.
> Just expecting to get thrown into some cowboy's bed tonight
I mean, yeah. The lacy bra and tramp stamp screams 'I'll let you fuck me for gas money'.
> The supple, mole-dotted flesh
What supple flesh?
> Jayce is hit with the smell of Viktor's arousal - so sweet, so mouthwatering
That would smell like piss and beer and piss beer. Hope you like the taste of diabetes.
> His lips are coated with a light dusting of hair
This makes it seem as if the hair is ON the labia, not around it. I'm surprised he isn't coated in hair testosterone style - if he's even on it.
> His little cock peeks out from underneath his folds - small, erect, and a very pretty red
Just like his lingerie, get it? It matches! But I bet you can't choke anyone with it or make people's eyes bug out of their head like Jayce's.
> Revealing more of his cunt and his pretty hole
...which one?
> Then starts to lightly circle the bud of his cock
> Continuing to slowly circle his cock
You said the same thing twice.
> Attacks his asshole again
This made me laugh. Nice.
> Slipping his tongue inside his ass, as deep as he can reach
Hey, it fits that he has a horse's tongue on top of a horse cock.
> His eyes are glued to the large bulge
It's not your basic het cowboy fic if the cowboy isn't as big as the bulls he rides. We're here for a rodeo, not a rock-a-bye-baby.
> Willowy body
More like a skeleton. But he's just so desirable and beautiful this cowboy attacks it like a Palestinian kid gnaws a bone.
> Feels Viktor's small, slender hand wrap around his cock
They're just so smol.
> You're so big
> Think you can take it?
> I know I can
Of course. He's a STALLION SLUT, not a dog-faced pony soldier. He'll go the full 8 seconds and 8 inches* (*add four more inches on top of that)
> Capture Viktor in another devastatingly carnal kiss
This could have been hot HAD YOU NOT JUST HAD YOUR TONGUE IN YOUR ASS. Your buckle bunny will be your Gonorrhea Gal real soon.
> Wraps itself around Jayce inch by excruciating inch
Like a nice hot empanada.
> Impaling the boy
He doesn't want to do that, but later does that. Might as well impale him like a roasted pig.
> He is pure erotic
And there's no ass, no thighs, no breasts, nothing. A body not even a modeling agency would want. Too thin for coke or meth. Just bone.
> The new angle allows him to see how his cock presses through Viktor's body from the inside, the visible bulge of himself
The only hefty meat helping he'll get from him. A different form of Hamburger Helper, if you will.
> This sex is some of the best he's had in years
> Hasn't had pussy that good in years
> Says that pooner pussy is better than his wife's
Uh huh. Wait until the testosterone hits, then it'll be like fucking a rusty horseshoe.
> You're so much tighter, so much wetter, so much fucking better
This implies his wife is monogamous or that her own vagina has been stretched out by his dick...which means that Viktor's will eventually get loose with the consistency of a felt puppet. As I said earlier, when that testosterone hits...fucking the haybale or a can of beer will be better.
> Fucking his cunt harder and harder
He was already doing that.
> Curled up in ecstasy
Your disability disappears when a well-hung than hung cowboy comes around. That Stallion Semen works wonders.
> Perfect embodiment of sexuality and desire
If it was Shania Twain coming back from Gaza, you mean.
> That's it, good girl
Yes, there's a 'misgendering kink' in this, because it is OK to call a woman a woman if you have Big Dick privilege.
> Comes impaled on his cock
So much for not wanting to impale him, lmao
> The burst of liquid coasts his thighs and flows down Viktor's lower back
On top of his hips being moved forward in an earlier scene, there's that GTA firetruck. He's always a squirter in these, always.
> Rope after rope of come
Coming just like the bulls you rear, HEYO
We love that white skin of our buckle bunnies, don't we? Our Holodomor Haybale Ho just got bred like a purebred mare, ready to pop out some foals for the races. He won't be turned into glue anytime soon.
Real talk: the smut wasn't that bad, it's fine, really, but for God's sake ASS-TO-MOUTH IS NOT HOT. YOUR TONGUE WAS IN SOMEONE'S ASS. EVEN BLEACHED, THAT SHIT IS GONNA GIVE YOU AN STD. I wonder how long this is going to be and how many 'his thumbs met in the middle' we're going to get, but one thing is for sure: that star-studded pussy is gonna be great until it gets rode down like Secretariat. Our buckle bunny is gonna have some loose lips - and it ain't from the beer.
Interesting story behind this author. Her original name was 'grubbapeach', and I featured some of her fics here before the S2 boom. She changed her name because she was caught in the comments of a fic where Mel is tortured, killed, and harvested for her organs. The backlash was so severe - and she admitted to being the mod of Arcane in Detail - to where she made a groveling apology video, tears and snot and all, before making herself the victim. I always found her fics rather shitty, and this one is from the vault. Get your fill of ethereal cum from a Southeast Asian who got a beatdown from blacks.
> Jasio
Reminds me of 'Casio'. Naming crystal Jayce after a watch brand is very on-brand, lmao.
So. Sky is alive, and her role is much bigger than it appears. I would be supportive but knowing that grubbapeach has supported, this is just her covering her ass.
> Shooting deep inside with ethereal cum
Told you this was a real line.
> Rather than destroy the only hope of curing his best friend
Spoiler: Jayce gets nuked and becomes a pile of ashes, and ends up becoming that crystal golem in the beginning. Viktor is alive and well and has to deal with that guilt. A lot of boring bitching.
Lest didn't appear until S2 and she's from Piltover, not Zaun. Of course we have to have the black girl go for the troon.
> She reluctantly helped repair the Atlas gauntlets and used Jayce's hidden designs for a Hextech rifle
She would never do that, plus she isn't a mechanical engineer. She was an agricultural engineer. Different fields. She'd have to have Viktor help her and we know he is out of commission.
Later, instead of Jayce being in the room when Viktor emerges from the cocoon, it's Ximena. Ambessa even goes there to give her condolences and asks her if she wants revenge for Jayce's sake. Ximena gets enraged and says no, that's not what her son would have wanted. Viktor asks her where Jayce is and she replies that he is dead. He enters a catatonic state and does nothing for several paragraphs. He wonders what the mage would have thought of his actions and ponders about their divergent paths. He begins seeing Jayce's ghost which is his spirit that has become trapped in the rune. The rune becomes sentient, as the Hexcore did, and Viktor begins interacting with it.
Turns out Jayce lives in a pocket dimension inside the rune, where he believes he's alive and can see people interact in the real world, but cannot interact with them himself. A similar plot was done by another author (and better executed) some years ago. Grubbapeach is just copying plots now.
I don't know, you were crying pretty hard a few paragraphs ago. You were in a catatonic state. Not to worry: the big twist is that Jayce is now Jasio, a sentient crystal Golem, who has a crystal cock and magic cum. Fun!
> To be alive is to try
Or to cry when a bunch of black women jump your ass for liking a fic where a black woman gets her organs harvested. You got the Polar Bear challenge without going outside.
And behold, Jasio, the crystal golem who sounds like a portmanteau of CaseOh and Casio! Dammit, are your eyes wet? You better bring some tissues because we are getting some drama~~
Wanna know how old the child is in this? 10. OmegaHoney continues to project how her trauma totally didn't make her into the pedophile her uncle made her. This one will have art for it, too. This fic was closed off to non AO3 users because OmegaHoney doesn't want haters calling her a pedophile to her face, but don't worry, I'll put this bitch on blast for everyone here. There is also art for this; OmegaHoney and her friend, if there is any consolation, are terrible artists.
> I haven't done laundry in a few days
I wonder if this was the excuse used by her uncle/family member before she got molested. It's a little too specific.
> The kid isn't malnourished by any means
> Hip bones are visible and prominent
> Skinny for his age despite not being the height where it would make sense for the bones to come through
Oh, and this comes up later: early puberty. This kid starts going through it at ten.
> That aren't his panties, obviously
Kids don't call their underwear 'panties'; adults do that - and fujos with a pedophile fetish do. They call them underwear.
> Bundles of worn, colorful, child-sized panties sit inside
Again with the 'panties'. Most grown women don't even call them that. This obsession over sniffing children's underwear doesn't just indicate pedophilia, but also brings to mind AGP. Not only does this guy want to fuck the kid, he wants to BECOME the kid.
Also, masturbating in children's underwear is weird as fuck. I wonder if the author witnessed that herself.
> Faded Autobots logo
YOU KEEP TRANSFORMERS OUT OF THIS YOU SICK BITCH
> He had only recently started puberty
I do wonder why that is. It couldn't possibly be because of all the molestation. No, no, I'm just being paranoid. It's totally normal.
> His mouth dries up, dropping open as he all but ogles is son
*Daughter.
> Baby pink miniskirt over his hips, but barely covering his butt
> A gray halter top with a heart-shaped window on his chest where cleavage should be, but where a cute flat chest is instead
Not even a club-goer would wear this. This is beyond even lolita wear. There's actually a term for this called 'tot thot' and it pains me that I know what it refers to.
> How can this kid make an outfit look sexy and adorable?
'Sexy' should never be used for a 10-year-old. Plus, the outfit looks like shit. Don't pair grey with pink. You pair grey with blue.
> Kneads the boy's soft rear with his large hands
What rear?
> Ever since they began playing this way
Well, we have an answer as to why Viktor is going through puberty so early.
> So cute and so desperate for his daddy's fingers
> He's determined to work his baby open until the kid's loose enough to finally take his cock
> That should be enough for him to take him
This gives the impression that Jayce's dick is three fingers thick, but knowing he has the Yeti puncher hands, it's the Coke can going in. This is all done to a 10-year-old, btw.
> Small, swollen pearl
If I read the clitoris being referred to a 'pearl' again, you are being drop kicked to CECOT.
> Just the tip stretches his little cunny wide
At least we know this bitch is British. Americans don't use 'cunny', but the Britons do. Now I have to wonder if she's writing this to cope with her ugly ass uncle/family member raping her or is trying to erase that a Pakistani did it.
> He slams the rest of his cock all the way home
This is a 10-year-old.
> Forced to take his father's monster of a cock
Let me guess: it's the legendary 12 incher, the belly bulger, anything to make that clamshell pop open.
> Hear the squelch of his cunny every time he bottoms out
Yeah, no. The only squelch you should hear is your brains getting cracked open when ICE slams their batons against your head.
> He watches his daddy's cock disappear inside of him over and over
I really do wonder if OmegaHoney also wishes that the man who raped her as a child was well-endowed. She states she writes this to 'cope', and if anything, these fucked up pedophilic sexual fantasies just show she really, really wishes her attacker was hot.
> He comes, shooting thick spurts of his seed into his baby's womb
I guess that pregnant 10-year-old hypothetical will no longer be a hypothetical.
> Which gapes wide
No shit. It's an undeveloped vagina and you shoved your horse cock inside it. 'Split in half' is a very nice way to put it. The only thing that should be split in half is this guy's prostate as he takes the prison yard's barbells inside it.
Tojipiss has come out with her second entry for the week. The 'my fave is a baby rapist' stays true to her name - in both senses of the word. She's got a piss fetish, too.
>He's a great father
> Has mommy issues
> Mother used to yell at him and punish him
> Also has religious trauma
> Takes that trauma and projects it only a child the same age he was when he was abused
Yeah, that makes sense. Ximena was never an abusive mother; in this instance, I can't help but wonder if Jayce wasn't 'errant' as a child and did some fucked up shit. It takes a lot for Latina mothers to turn against their children.
I should mention that wetting one's bed is also indicative of abuse.
> He can iron his shirts and pack a lunch for him
He's got the trans tag and yet is treated like a female child because he is expected to do all of the household labour. Who knew shotacons were so anti-feminist.
> Tiny hole dribbling piss in a slow stream
I do hope you are referring to the urethra here and not the vagina, as pee does not come from the vagina.
> He can't be the one who swore to be a saviour doing the same things to him
Things that age incredibly well: part one
> His prepubescent self
If I had to take a guess, he's probably 10-11 here, which fits the bill for Toji's other fics. These shotacons all have trends they follow and she is no different.
> Barely pops boners around his son
*Daughter
> Violating the boy until he bleeds and cries
Guys, it's just a fantasy. It's fictional. None of it will ever come to fruition and do not indicate an aberrant mind...right?
> Viktor acts like Jayce's wife all the time, he should sign the holy matrimony with a pregnancy, the gift of life
Funny how these are the same people who celebrate Charlie Kirk for his '10-year-olds should give birth' comment and yet write shit like this.
> Horny, guilt-ridden, and suicidal
Oh, please get that gun out. I'll happily film it so people can know a pedo died.
> Abandoning religion at 18, too much of a scientific man
And it never eliminated your pedophilic tendencies, because that shit is also innate. Chances are his mother was 'cruel' to him because his own father was like that.
> He is just pent up, horny
> He simply needs to get his dick wet
> Places packed with sex-hungry whores
So a classic, 'alpha male' misogynist ON TOP of being a pedophile. It all fits into a nice bow.
As you can expect, Jayce is totally turned on by Viktor pissing on him and takes the time to huff those boywife fumes and pop some more boners.
> His perky ass cheeks
He's 10. He doesn't have any meat back there.
> To feel the piss hitting his tongue directly from a tiny hole
I really would toss this guy into the Fulsom Street fair so he can be used as a human toilet and get a nice hepatitis infection.
> The way his dick twitches from the sound of Viktor's sleepy, tiny voice
I can see why his mother was abusive. He can't stand grown women fighting back, so he needs underage ones to live out his fantasies.
> He will fulfill his craving of taking Viktor's virginity by force, making his tiny pussy stretch too far, too fast, hurting and tearing
Nothing like making your fave a rapist pedophile. In her most popular fic, recall he was doing this when his 'son' was a mere infant. He's a baby rapist, an atheist and a piss fetishist - what more do you want for a ticket to CECOT? But it's just a fantasy. Nothing will come of it...right?
> Trashing
*Thrashing
> Little cherub playing in the clouds
I will get a ouija board to summon a demon to curse you. I'll even go to a Shinto temple to get the Japanese version to drag you to hell.
> I've read it's really good for reproductive health
YEAH, FOR ADULTS YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE
> You cook me delicious, healthy meals, you organize, you keep our home spotless
Not even a teenager and he is expected to perform domestic duties. Tell me, which sex is expected to do that, again?
> Almost like husband and wife
It is fine to misgender your pet pooner if the one doing it is sexually attractive and replaces the man who raped you as a child.
> All about soft skin, tiny breasts, slim hips filling out
Now the question is this: what happens when Viktor becomes an adult woman? Is he going to turn to someone even younger, or have his 'come to Jesus' moment and repent?
> Brutalizing the boy's virginity, breaking skin and breaking tissue, forcing a way inside, making it fit where it really, really shouldn't
Jayce fans don't really like Jayce. All they do is write him as a rampaging rape beast when he would never even conceive of doing this. But keep at it, Toji. Show us Latinos do not belong in civilized society as they keep brutalizing white people.
> Homemaking and childcare are the main things that keep him busy
The homemaking is primarily in the hands of your ward, because you think it is his 'wifely' duties.
> The multitudes of pocket pussies
Now I wonder if those are modeled after adult women, or other children. They do in fact sell underage versions - Prostasia the 'child protection organization' advocated for child sex dolls to be used for pedophiles. It would not surprise me if he did not have 'legal' models.
> In the receptors getting his dick to weep anytime Viktor is around
It'll weep once I get Princess the pit bull to think it's a nice bone she can munch.
> His son is showing clear signs of arousal
The classic 's/he is so mature for their age' 'they were asking for it' 'I can talk to them like an adult' ahh response
> Marveling and shivering at the sheer difference in their size
Yeah. He's a child and you are an adult, you fuck.
> Pushes his tits against his cock. They aren't nearly big enough to envelop him, to create a pussy-replacement
I cannot believe these are real lines.
> Pitiful boob-job
BECAUSE IT IS A CHILD THAT HASN'T GONE THROUGH PUBERTY, YOU PEDO BITCH
> As much as he likes using age-appropriate flower language
If you are using flower language for female reproductive anatomy, I kindly ask you to take your ESL skills and eat a Viva La Raza dick.
> His breasts will theoretically grow
And if he remains flat chested, what then? The obsession with training bras and whatnot are also creepy as hell. Did your dad/uncle/male relative do that to you, Toji?
> Wife, mother, son, baby boy
Notice how the female terms come first. Not even our pedo rapist sees his 'son' as an actual boy.
> His cum shoots out violently, a big potent load, good enough to fertilize his unripe womb, to make his period arrive early
> Ready to carry Jayce's offspring, to be knocked up full and waddle around the house, pregnancy changing his body
When Charlie Kirk says that, it's evil. When shotacons say it, it's hot. I also get the impression this is a Josef Fritzl situation where he'll fuck his own kids, too, and create a cycle of incest and violence while keeping them locked in a basement.
> He could fuck into let Viktor have sex with him
...what?
> Stimulate the mommy-in-making how birth is going to be
I will reiterate: when Charlie Kirk made that 10-year-old pregnancy comment, people hated him. When shotacons write it, they get responses like these:
VeeforVindicta can be seen in the kudos, as can SCARAB0RTION. These are deeply unserious people and should be flagellated in every instance they show up .
Vampseilles is an up-and-coming author who also decided to participate in the event. Who doesn't love incestuous daddy kinks based on songs from the Twilight soundtrack?
> He was born wrong
> Premature baby
> A ginger
> Gets misgendered by his own mother
LMAO. Viktor isn't a ginger; he isn't even close to auburn. He has dark brown hair. I don't think this author knows what gingers are. Ximena also has jet black hair, so there's no way Viktor would be a ginger.
> His little sister had become his little brother at the tender age of 5
> Got his kindergarten teachers to call him a boy
Oh but we're not transitioning kids. No ma'am. You're just making that shit up.
> Worried about how Viktor would *fare against the older kids
Such as? Are you worried they're going to misgender him? That's his problem. You want to play with the boys, expect to be treated like one.
> By eight, he had tunnel vision for his big brother
Eight years old and is already trans AND has masturbatory fantasies for his brother. A-fucking-mazing.
> Eight years old
> 4 feet tall
> Still needs a booster seat
LEGALLY A MIDGET, HAHA HA
Calling said 4 foot brother 'baby' is also weird as fuck.
> He knew what he and Viktor had wasn't normal
No shit. You're fucking your eight year old brother who is LEGALLY A MIDGET
> The last thing he picks up is a pair of panties - he hates that word choice
Huh. OmegaHoney doesn't have an issue with that word at all.
> Hardly taller than 4 feet tall
LEGALLY A MIDGET. I wonder why older boys would bully him. Such a mystery.
> The warmth of Viktor's bare, hairles cunt
Yeah BECAUSE HE IS EIGHT. This is by far the youngest one I've found. Thank God it is not that explicit. The only thing we have is the washing machine acting as a vibrator.
His eyes are gold. I can at least pretend this is a skinwalker with his name, because he doesn't have red hair nor brown eyes. Who the fuck is this bitch? Almost as bad as making vampires sparkle.
To end things on a somewhat lighter note, the last chapter of that OnlyFans AU has been posted. The heartbreak ends when the $500 dono enters the chat.
I was going to skip this part, but figured it should be posted because it comes right off the end of the prior chapter and you might be taken by surprise if it wasn't. But TBH, you don't miss much.
> He is still functionally a virgin
How sweet that he's going to have sweet, sweet love with an OnlyFans star. Least he can't say the man won't be inexperienced.
> Who would Viktor be to deny him despite his own self-hatred?
I'd hate myself too if I nearly burned down my apartment burning spinach, of all things. How embarrassing.
They go on their second 'date' in Viktor's kitchen. Viktor asks Jayce what he did for sport, and he says baseball. Viktor was a mathlete before he dropped out and lives off of daddy's money. His school was called 'The Dragons', which leads to Jayce asking what would win in a fight: a dragon or a blaze, as if dragons aren't magical creatures made of fire who breathe fire. Jayce relents and agrees that they would be immune due to an evolutionary advantage.
The meal is fancy rice with a bunch of spices and Viktor finds it delicious. Jayce asks him what he planned to do before he dropped out, and Viktor is cagey over it. He brings up the Distinguished Innovator's competition, but says nothing after that. Jayce says he tried looking him up because he was intrigued at how someone so smart could disappear like that. We get our major twist when Viktor at last relents: he was inventing Hextech, not Jayce, that could be used for orthotics and prosthetic devices - one of which includes his very own leg brace. Jayce suggests they enter the competition with the tech, but Viktor balks...until Jayce declares themselves partners.
Afterwards, it's then that Viktor gets the ASL text, and has a bit of a moral conundrum.
> Because Jayce is bottoming?
You don't have dick, boy. You don't have to worry about getting shit on your genitalia if that's what you're worried about.
> Does Jayce even know
Nice time to bring that question up, eh?
> One of those pregnancy dreams that make him throw up
Stay away from the Omegaverse, then.
> Looks at his big bed full of plushies
Very masc. I bet there are fairy lights, too.
You're very lucky he's as open minded as he is because other gay men would be running right out the door as soon as they found out their beloved twink has a pussy. To these people, misgendering is a bigger crime than murder, so we can't have a realistic reaction to being deceived.
> Shakes himself back into a dominant headspace
> Starts crying the moment his boytoy says he loves him
Very masc. Very dom. So manly, I crode
> What until the point he has assumed was a strap-on
Our OnlyFans star really does think of everything. Imagine if he actually encountered a penis?
> Um, nothing special. I don't think
Very dom, speaking like a stuttering teenager. I can feel the masculinity through the screen.
> The purple material looks like a part of his body if he squints really hard
...why are you purple.
> Dead-set terrified of taking his boxers off
Hey, what happened to that dom headspace? Why aren't your dom triggers activated yet?
> Not because it feels sensitive there
So his nerves are fried. Typical.
> Licking a broad stripe up his armpit
*gets Vietnam flashbacks of that MGCraig Indian armpit sniffer fic* Thank God he showers. It'll never be as bad as Machine 4 Man's toenail fungus.
> Didn't wanna assume
You wouldn't have brought the harness if you knew he had an actual dick, just sayin'.
> I was just thinking about seeing my cock disappear inside you
Too bad you can't feel a single thing.
> The embarrassment he feels at being a virgin to focus on his pleasure
That's nice how a virgin can enter that Dom headspace, plushies and all. You go, dood!
> His own cock bobs in front of him tantalizing. He wants to taste. Another day
For a smut fic, this is very tame. It's the dialogue that makes me laugh more than anything else. It just screams 'American Pie' awkwardness, but instead of fucking a pie, we're fucking a plushie.
> What if he can't come
> Doesn't come
> Ends up breaking down crying
Very masc, very dom behaviour. His dom triggers were not activated.
> He feels like dying
Hey, it's a long way down. Just hug your plushies and you'll be alright.
Well, at least the dog allegory isn't too too bad, but it's just stupid to read. I will give the author this, though: he isn't an asshole, a beast or a macho-prick. I actually think the plot was underutilized; I would have loved to see more back-and-forth between these two - and for V here to be more 'manly'. I'm so tired of seeing him be a weepy mess.
See what I mean? We do have a happy ending: they win the Distinguished Innovator's competition with Hextech, and Jinx shows up for the first and last time to declare them (she and Viktor respectively) members of the 'Hunky boyfriend club'. All in all, it is not the worst fic I've read, but it's a nothingburger. Like I said, there could have been some great tension between these two but she lost it the moment she had this guy burn spinach. It could have been a funny meet-cute. Alas, this is it, and you have to deal with the plushies.
> He is still functionally a virgin
How sweet that he's going to have sweet, sweet love with an OnlyFans star. Least he can't say the man won't be inexperienced.
> Who would Viktor be to deny him despite his own self-hatred?
I'd hate myself too if I nearly burned down my apartment burning spinach, of all things. How embarrassing.
They go on their second 'date' in Viktor's kitchen. Viktor asks Jayce what he did for sport, and he says baseball. Viktor was a mathlete before he dropped out and lives off of daddy's money. His school was called 'The Dragons', which leads to Jayce asking what would win in a fight: a dragon or a blaze, as if dragons aren't magical creatures made of fire who breathe fire. Jayce relents and agrees that they would be immune due to an evolutionary advantage.
The meal is fancy rice with a bunch of spices and Viktor finds it delicious. Jayce asks him what he planned to do before he dropped out, and Viktor is cagey over it. He brings up the Distinguished Innovator's competition, but says nothing after that. Jayce says he tried looking him up because he was intrigued at how someone so smart could disappear like that. We get our major twist when Viktor at last relents: he was inventing Hextech, not Jayce, that could be used for orthotics and prosthetic devices - one of which includes his very own leg brace. Jayce suggests they enter the competition with the tech, but Viktor balks...until Jayce declares themselves partners.
Afterwards, it's then that Viktor gets the ASL text, and has a bit of a moral conundrum.
> Because Jayce is bottoming?
You don't have dick, boy. You don't have to worry about getting shit on your genitalia if that's what you're worried about.
> Does Jayce even know
Nice time to bring that question up, eh?
> One of those pregnancy dreams that make him throw up
Stay away from the Omegaverse, then.
> Looks at his big bed full of plushies
Very masc. I bet there are fairy lights, too.
You're very lucky he's as open minded as he is because other gay men would be running right out the door as soon as they found out their beloved twink has a pussy. To these people, misgendering is a bigger crime than murder, so we can't have a realistic reaction to being deceived.
> Shakes himself back into a dominant headspace
> Starts crying the moment his boytoy says he loves him
Very masc. Very dom. So manly, I crode
> What until the point he has assumed was a strap-on
Our OnlyFans star really does think of everything. Imagine if he actually encountered a penis?
> Um, nothing special. I don't think
Very dom, speaking like a stuttering teenager. I can feel the masculinity through the screen.
> The purple material looks like a part of his body if he squints really hard
...why are you purple.
> Dead-set terrified of taking his boxers off
Hey, what happened to that dom headspace? Why aren't your dom triggers activated yet?
> Not because it feels sensitive there
So his nerves are fried. Typical.
> Licking a broad stripe up his armpit
*gets Vietnam flashbacks of that MGCraig Indian armpit sniffer fic* Thank God he showers. It'll never be as bad as Machine 4 Man's toenail fungus.
> Didn't wanna assume
You wouldn't have brought the harness if you knew he had an actual dick, just sayin'.
> I was just thinking about seeing my cock disappear inside you
Too bad you can't feel a single thing.
> The embarrassment he feels at being a virgin to focus on his pleasure
That's nice how a virgin can enter that Dom headspace, plushies and all. You go, dood!
> His own cock bobs in front of him tantalizing. He wants to taste. Another day
For a smut fic, this is very tame. It's the dialogue that makes me laugh more than anything else. It just screams 'American Pie' awkwardness, but instead of fucking a pie, we're fucking a plushie.
> What if he can't come
> Doesn't come
> Ends up breaking down crying
Very masc, very dom behaviour. His dom triggers were not activated.
> He feels like dying
Hey, it's a long way down. Just hug your plushies and you'll be alright.
Well, at least the dog allegory isn't too too bad, but it's just stupid to read. I will give the author this, though: he isn't an asshole, a beast or a macho-prick. I actually think the plot was underutilized; I would have loved to see more back-and-forth between these two - and for V here to be more 'manly'. I'm so tired of seeing him be a weepy mess.
See what I mean? We do have a happy ending: they win the Distinguished Innovator's competition with Hextech, and Jinx shows up for the first and last time to declare them (she and Viktor respectively) members of the 'Hunky boyfriend club'. All in all, it is not the worst fic I've read, but it's a nothingburger. Like I said, there could have been some great tension between these two but she lost it the moment she had this guy burn spinach. It could have been a funny meet-cute. Alas, this is it, and you have to deal with the plushies.
Earlier, I posted a screenshot from Twitter about a very curious political RPF. As it turns out, it's gotten somewhat popular:
There are currently 96 fics, up from a meager 4, of Dean Withers/Charlie Kirk. They're all like this.
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Why Dean Winters of all people? What's making these fujos pick the guy from those Allstate Mayhem commercials and HBO's Oz?
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Withers, not Winters. Dean Withers is some zoomer leftist political commentator.
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Underage stuff has always been a thing in fic unfortunately but when did so many become obsessed with writing shotacon stuff specifically? It feels like a newer-ish development but I could be wrong. The amount that gets highlighted in this thread alone makes me suspect there is more child rape stories on Ao3 than there was on the eunuch archives or something.