💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[RotPockets]

Kansas City used to let the storm sewers get so full of garbage that the street would flood when it rained.

Good, we should put border walls around all terminally liberal counties and wait for them to eat each other.


Even while cooking the numbers they are clearly violent cesspools teetering on a Mad Max style shunning/retribution from society.

 

[Zab McMann]

I think that someone mentioned ITT about how most small government can be paid off via financial contributions to their political runs, and it makes me think that there could be a possibility that Nick himself donated a few sums to the sheriff. His parents don't live there or are part of the community outside of their money pit of a son, so I don't see them making donations for anything other than private charities or art shows.

 

[AnOminous]

His parents don't live there or are part of the community outside of their money pit of a son, so I don't see them making donations for anything other than private charities or art shows.

Nothing that would indicate any particular favor.

Nothing since. Also looked up Tollefson's financial report for 2022. Nothing of note (at least not to me).

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick was real good about streaming when his probation started and there was jail time hanging over his head.

No he wasn't. He was terrible. He showed up obviously high and had a stream where he ducked out to huff nitrous and came back obviously dazed and with a nitrous-induced vocal range. He didn't even bother taking a few deep breaths to get rid of that.

I'm pretty sure he got tard-wrangled into trying to pretend to work but he did a piss poor job of it to the point he could have been denied his suspended sentence based on his on-stream behavior alone.

Judging by how he worded it, I think what Strix means here is that he was good about turning on a camera, and sitting in front of said camera. Not that the streams were any good. Naturally, they were all shit (props to @Melty Butter for the written summaries of those streams, and @elb for the clips, or I doubt very much many people here would even know what went on in them).

Contrast this to where he was "bad" about streaming, by not streaming at all, during the bulk of his criminal case.

The most popular theory is that he covered Karen Read because he was trying to look good to probation, and stay out of jail. That could very well be true.

But I ALSO think he did it because he's so fucking delusional and arrogant that he thought that he could just cover a trial, and it would be an instant repeat of Depp and Rittenhouse. That he felt he could actually have a grand comeback as the "Law Pope," despite all that happened. That there would be tens of thousands of people in there welcoming him back, metaphorically polishing his knob, and throwing money at him again.

I'm happy he did it because it confirmed that none of that is going to happen. That he's been decisively knocked off his pedestal, and any hopes of a comeback to the point of where he once was are in vain. And I think even he knows it now too (but don't expect him to ever admit it). Every other member of Lawtube had more popular coverage of Karen Read (sans, I think, Joe). His prior success was in large part to having panelists smarter than he is, and not being viewed as a gigantic pile of garbage.

EDIT: Elaboration.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Nothing that would indicate any particular favor.
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Nothing since. Also looked up Tollefson's financial report for 2022. Nothing of note (at least not to me).

have you ever considered he could be being pain with “Kayla’s”?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is going to need a stiff drink when he sees the intro to the latest video from Citizen M (Christian Wyatt):

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick is going to need a stiff drink when he sees the intro to the latest video from Citizen M (Christian Wyatt):

Funny what they think is harassment.

Maybe don't fuck a radio guy who talks about everything live on air if you do not want your fuckability-orgasm rating be shared with the audience.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Nick is going to need a stiff drink when he sees the intro to the latest video from Citizen M (Christian Wyatt):

I want to see Nick's tard rage when he finds this video.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is going to need a stiff drink when he sees the intro to the latest video from Citizen M (Christian Wyatt):

It's insane to me that not only do dabblepedos deny that Aaron fucked Kayla, but cope and say that this was some chad move by Nick.

Hopefully this is a signal that the tides are turning against Nick in the dabbleverse.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Supposedly going live in a couple of hours:

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Supposedly going live in a couple of hours:

The ritual has begun. Will the summoning of @MNPublicRecords succeed? Or will Nick once again cower from his role in providing us with kino?

 

[Vibralldo]

Supposedly going live in a couple of hours:

Is he gonna go over the monty trial?
EDIT:
Nigger needs to learn shorter titles

Further trying to integrate himself to the dabbleverse who hate him by covering the stuttering John suit because he has no one else

 

[RaptInPlastic]

"Stuttering John Melendez has sued Who Are These Podcasts and the Shuli Network. It's really stupid."

Not as stupid as a suspended lawyer pretending he runs a law firm, has the right to practice or give legal advice, including legal commentary.

 

[Pentamidine]

It's insane to me that not only do dabblepedos deny that Aaron fucked Kayla, but cope and say that this was some chad move by Nick.

While Nick's never just admitted that Aaron fucked Kayla, he didn't start denying it until fairly recently. I think he started soft-denying it because people kept spamming him with that PodAwful meme - Every Bitch I ever Fucked also fucked Aaron Imholte. He wants to say it isn't true but he can't admit that it's false because he fucks hookers and has swung before, so he has to suggest (but never outright state) that Aaron didn't stuff Kayla with the Lil Toe.

Supposedly going live in a couple of hours:

6pm central, wonder why that is. Is he going to have a Dabbler on as a guest? PAS maybe?

 

[Vibralldo]

While Nick's never just admitted that Aaron fucked Kayla, he didn't start denying it until fairly recently. I think he started soft-denying it because people kept spamming him with that PodAwful meme - Every Bitch I ever Fucked also fucked Aaron Imholte. He wants to say it isn't true but he can't admit that it's false because he fucks hookers and has swung before, so he has to suggest (but never outright state) that Aaron didn't stuff Kayla with the Lil Toe.

He's just denying it because he knows that everyone he wants to convince (balldowashers) will believe him. That's why be denied the cocaine until he literally couldn't anymore

 

[Sneed Force One]

Covering the StutJo complaint weeks after even the defendants entered a response.
Nick, you are so, fucking, slow.

Even the regulars are confused, a Rackets stream in 2025? Shocking!

 

[not william stenchever]

Covering the StutJo complaint weeks after even the defendants entered a response.
Nick, you are so, fucking, slow.

"Not as slow as Josh's website" - a comeback lil rackets is not clever enough to make.

For real though I hope josh is successful at troubleshooting whatever has been going on lately.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I wonder what his demeanour will be like after the disaster Gag Order from the last hearing.

> sub 100 viewers waiting

No toelogging allowed, bitchmade!

as usual, who cares about the audience's time

 

[waffle]

High brow business move to keep using the "Monday - Friday, 11PM" splash screen for his 6PM stream (which is late [and gay, like all streams by a gay man]) when his show hasn't happened in like a month.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder what his demeanour will be like after the disaster Gag Order from the last hearing.

I’m predicting lots of bluster and pretending he’s above it all and super cool while also trying to milk sympathy.