Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

I managed to avoid any Karen Reed trial coverage. My opinion after watching Matt is that she did it on accident, he deserved it for being a drunk driving cop, and the state doesn't have enough evidence anyways. I would vote acquittal.
 
piombo said:
the issue with serverblight is that it's abhorrently retarded and has the writing comparable to an early 10s creepypasta, it being tf2 is the cherry on top of this, to put a perspective on the """plot""" itself
  1. first it started with this mysterious thing-esque monster that was too scary to be seen and somehow made you unable to leave the game/server if you didn't fall off the map
  2. then it turned out that it's just hands coming out of stretched models of the player characters
  3. then it turned out that you get sucked in the game and then assimilated with the thing if you get caught (with the gayest acting of this planet)
  4. then it turned out that it's just zombified players and you just have to ragdoll yourself out of the map now
  5. now it's players (that don't even behave like tf2 players) discovering the thing (with the gayest acting of this planet) and somehow surviving it by just finishing games
  6. but now there's a god that controls them and he wants to do things?
so yeah, it's retarded and autistic to say the least
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Could swap Serverblight for Interloper and its a perfect fit, insane how shit these Valve-based horrors get.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Could swap Serverblight for Interloper and its a perfect fit, insane how shit these Valve-based horrors get.
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i object to that statement, interloper's plot can be called schizo and gay but there's love and actual technical knowledge of the source engine in that schizo gay arg, serverblight is just a shitty pasta that is milked for clout
 
piombo said:
i object to that statement, interloper's plot can be called schizo and gay but there's love and actual technical knowledge of the source engine in that schizo gay arg, serverblight is just a shitty pasta that is milked for clout
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Not wrong there, fair call.
Whatevermancer said:
Interloper is mystery, not horror. It's also a true and honest ARG.
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Painfully reminded of this when voice calls full of redditors and discord users screaming 'we did it' whenever they figure something out are added to every update.
 
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Chuck Shiesty said:
Painfully reminded of this when voice calls full of redditors and discord users screaming 'we did it' whenever they figure something out is added to every update.
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that's the part that i can agree in shitting interloper on, it's very discord-centric (as a matter of fact the last entries were centered around discord calls and all of that) and has a lot of source trannies working around it and making shit absolute cringe to witness and follow
 
piombo said:
it's very discord-centric (as a matter of fact the last entries were centered around discord calls and all of that) and has a lot of source trannies working around it and making shit absolute cringe to witness and follow
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Unfortunate reality of ARGs. I did a lot on Ben Drowned way back when and it was forum bronies instead of pooners, but the same end result. Think the last ARG to be free of any of that shit was Junko Junsui, and that was only because it was so old and so price-gated by having to actually fly to locations.
 
So I was watching this video about disturbing internet communities and was ready to start skipping after hearing the moralizing about flat earth and 4chan. Then this popped up:
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I just knew the comments were going to be good.
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Rest of the video was unwatchable trash, but at least it made trannies mad.
 
The big overlap with different lulzcow genres and topics are trannies and cartoon reviewers. I swear. As I said in the horror thread. This dumb bitch thinks sinners being about racism is a shocking plot twist. American Blacks can’t make movies about anything but race. Something African cinema makes fun of. Weapons downplay the school shooting subtext because weapons are accidentally a pro-gun movie. The evil witch was only stopped when a boy turned her magic against her, aka good guy with the gun. Making media matters like a patient zero.
 
I Weapons is more of a metaphor for alcoholism or parasites than school shootings.

Nobody would care about Sinners if the main cast was YT-peepoe nnshiii. Like every other horror directed by black people it literally always comes down to race in one way or another.
 
Saul Vancaserkin showed up in my feed and god damn, I miss old TTS channels with that old spoopy stevia music. Keque, Chass, fuck man. Primo cozy stuff.
 



Does any one else follow horror shorts channels? Most of them are bad but it's fun to see passionate film makers try. Makes a change from modern horror all being political stand ins
 
Dude I'm convinced any bigwig Minecraft youtuber covering """Minecraft gAyRGs""" are setting up these no-view, no-subscriber channels about a heckkin scurry Minecraft monster entity with an emotional gay story to boot about how xeir Minecraft friend died choking on their own cock or some shit.
Either that or their Discord fuckbuddies are shilling their shit to these channels in the hopes of getting clout. I know this was probably always obvious, but this shit is just such a tired trope now, get new material nigga.
 
The most horrifying thing in regards to minecraft is seeing guude boulderfist's subscriber to view count. Truly terrifying.
 
Colon capital V said:
Dude I'm convinced any bigwig Minecraft youtuber covering """Minecraft gAyRGs""" are setting up these no-view, no-subscriber channels about a heckkin scurry Minecraft monster entity with an emotional gay story to boot about how xeir Minecraft friend died choking on their own cock or some shit.
Either that or their Discord fuckbuddies are shilling their shit to these channels in the hopes of getting clout. I know this was probably always obvious, but this shit is just such a tired trope now, get new material nigga.
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Yep. One of these niggas basically hires people to make them for him and then "solves" them.
 
Colon capital V said:
Dude I'm convinced any bigwig Minecraft youtuber covering """Minecraft gAyRGs""" are setting up these no-view, no-subscriber channels about a heckkin scurry Minecraft monster entity with an emotional gay story to boot about how xeir Minecraft friend died choking on their own cock or some shit.
Either that or their Discord fuckbuddies are shilling their shit to these channels in the hopes of getting clout. I know this was probably always obvious, but this shit is just such a tired trope now, get new material nigga.
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“What if herobrine real but eldritch herobrine!”
With this and the shity Tf2 serverblight we are officially coming back full circle to the OG creepy pasta hyper-realistic-blood-Mario-game cartridge-with no label-era but this time zoomers are the ones behind the wheel
 
Heavy Galaxy said:
“What if herobrine real but eldritch herobrine!”
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I don't know what it is. Fluoride? iPads? Social media? How are these younger zoomers so fucking braindead? I remember when I was a dumb zoomer kid playing Minecraft I'd always be scaring myself shitless looking into that dense Beta era fog that was of course very close due to me having a shit PC and imagining a pair of glowing pale white eyes staring back at me. That's what was scary about Herobrine, it wasn't that he was there or that he was real, it's that you were psyching yourself up for something that wasn't there.
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This is all that you needed to be scary. Hell, I remember having the same effect IRL after reading Slenderman and my hyperactive teen mind seeing him in the forest. I am genuinely mad over how now all the horror has to be front and center with all of the same ropes repeated ad nauseam. I remember how the Internet horror was there for my mind to create the real horror, and that was the fun of it all. Is it an American thing, or is most youth nowadays this unimaginative and braindead? :stress:
 
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