Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

[Southern Belle]

random thought - with the case currently under a gag order and legit info hard to come by, we've been turning to jake's accounts for content.
jake is under 18, and so can't have his own thread at this time.
this leaves us in a weird place with this thread. do we continue with jake-heavy content or scrape and scrounge for the scraps about Mike, Heather, and the case?
i mean, on the one hand talking about the situation the kids are in, and about the DO5 content which happens to have the kids in them, and the case itself is one thing, - but to seek out specifically the kids' content that may or may not pertain to the situation/case at hand - that's kinda murky in this particular situation.

 

[The Grimace]

Fucking gross, he looks like he should be on the cover of an Insane Clown Posse album

>not throwing your son into a bookshelf

 

[wew lad]

random thought - with the case currently under a gag order and legit info hard to come by, we've been turning to jake's accounts for content.
jake is under 18, and so can't have his own thread at this time.
this leaves us in a weird place with this thread. do we continue with jake-heavy content or scrape and scrounge for the scraps about Mike, Heather, and the case?
i mean, on the one hand talking about the situation the kids are in, and about the DO5 content which happens to have the kids in them, and the case itself is one thing, - but to seek out specifically the kids' content that may or may not pertain to the situation/case at hand - that's kinda murky in this particular situation.

If we're having to resort to some retarded teen's Soundcloud for content, locking it until new information comes forward would be best.

 

[Neil]

"I want her dead" what does it mean?

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fuser-322008558%2Ffading-heart-jake-martin

Of course the little bastard thinks he's a pro rapper.

SomethingAwful decides to get in on the party three weeks late as usual. Way to go @Lowtax, Zack Parsons has managed to do the impossible: make child abuse unfunny.
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You're edgy and totally not one of those pearl clutchers pussies and want everyone to know it. We get it.

Fucking gross, he looks like he should be on the cover of an Insane Clown Posse album

That smile is absolutely disgusting. Guilluame Labelle's smiles are better looking.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course the little bastard thinks he's a pro rapper.

You're edgy and totally not one of those pearl clutchers pussies and want everyone to know it. We get it.

That smile is absolutely disgusting. Guilluame Labelle's smiles are better looking.

And John Bulla's are less rapey.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Holy shit--I missed a lot since exams.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Fucking gross, he looks like he should be on the cover of an Insane Clown Posse album

It would absolutely make my day if somebody with skills shooped this face onto the album cover for Aphex Twin's Windowlicker because that music video is what I immediately thought of when I saw this picture.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

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Godbear bless you.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Godbear bless you.

welcome
Since we don't really have anymore content coming so why not just photo shop the martins out of boredom

 

[CWCissey]

Fucking gross, he looks like he should be on the cover of an Insane Clown Posse album

EDIT: I appear to have been Ninja'd. Damn.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

The only thing in this thread that makes me angry is you nerds comparing this loser to RDJ.

 

[CWCissey]

The only thing in this thread that makes me angry is you nerds comparing this loser to RDJ.

I never compared him to Robert Downey Jr!

 

[LordofTendons]

The only thing in this thread that makes me angry is you nerds comparing this loser to RDJ.

No not RDJ. He looks like that guy from The Tudors, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers.

[GALLERY=media, 3455]Ryhsmartin by LordofTendons posted May 7, 2017 at 12:12 PM[/GALLERY]

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

Fucking gross, he looks like he should be on the cover of an Insane Clown Posse album

I swear, every time I see this pic, the fucking theme song for Attack on Titan starts playing in my head...

 

[pr3nt177]

welcome
Since we don't really have anymore content coming so why not just photo shop the martins out of boredom

A collection is a good idea.

 

[repentance]

I swear, every time I see this pic, the fucking theme song for Attack on Titan starts playing in my head...

That pic reminds me of Mike Holland, for some reason.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Don't blame me.

I voted that tub of lard Ryan as the future school shooter.

Spoiler: Also, he's a dime store this guy knockoff, it's so obvious people

 

[CupcakeBitch]

So this has devolved to placing Mike's head on random pictures? (Can someone make him look like one of the South Park characters who keeps yelling "they took our jobs" while the pronunciation keeps becoming more and more unintelligible?)

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

So this has devolved to placing Mike's head on random pictures? (Can someone make him look like one of the South Park characters who keeps yelling "they took our jobs" while the pronunciation keeps becoming more and more unintelligible?)