Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

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Kiwis, it's been a while, enjoy some Tuna updates.

She has been painting her computer monitor.
God, this hurts my heart, it looks like a little kid painted this without the mother's permission and made a mess. I can't believe that an adult would honestly feel an urge to do something like this, it looks like fingerpainting.
 
Luna has been having BPD meltdowns here and there.
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She also celebrated her 3yrs with lurch
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Consoled herself with junk after not eating for 5 days.
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An older picture of chief areola
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They got CUTE matching SHIRTS.
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What Luna looks like in natural lighting
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She wants tattoos now.
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Dopesick fighting and bitching of normalized drinking.
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I fucking cringed sooo hard at "Post breakdown looks".
who the fuck does their makeup after breaking down, and then takes a million selfies for social media???
lmfao
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OMG her lipstick! Crusty, grey, peeling, disgusting looking! Just like everything else in her life.

if you don't know how to use liquid lipstick stick with normal lipstick, Loonie.

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the "baby" and "angel" tattoos on the knees look so bad. like they were done with a sharpie. and who the fuck would want a tattoo on their knees? knees aren't even sexy.
 
jesus christ her lipstick is so bad.
for starters, those pale nude shades that she always uses always look terrible on her. and her lips are so crusty and gross, and they look blatantly overlined in that last photo.

she really ought to go for a creamier "matte" look (think of the colourpop lippie stix), and in a darker shade. i think a soft, dusty rose color would suit her well. the thing is, she's not actually ugly or anything, and i think she has potential with makeup, but her current makeup style and color scheme isn't doing her any favors.

EDIT: also, i'm not saying that overlining is bad (:powerlevel:hell, i have to do it in order to even out my lip shape:powerlevel:), but she overdoes it and it's very obvious, partially due to the flake-age.
 
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I fucking cringed sooo hard at "Post breakdown looks".
who the fuck does their makeup after breaking down, and then takes a million selfies for social media???
lmfao
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OMG her lipstick! Crusty, grey, peeling, disgusting looking! Just like everything else in her life.

if you don't know how to use liquid lipstick stick with normal lipstick, Loonie.

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the "baby" and "angel" tattoos on the knees look so bad. like they were done with a sharpie. and who the fuck would want a tattoo on their knees? knees aren't even sexy.
They're stick-and-pokes made by some fuckwit dipping a sewing needle into India ink and jabbing it into their skin. Knees are an area that's easy to reach. Stick and pokes are popular with edgy Tumblr types and idiot children, and they can literally lead to gangrene and amputation of body parts because they're an invitation for infection.
 
They're stick-and-pokes made by some fuckwit dipping a sewing needle into India ink and jabbing it into their skin. Knees are an area that's easy to reach. Stick and pokes are popular with edgy Tumblr types and idiot children, and they can literally lead to gangrene and amputation of body parts because they're an invitation for infection.


I really hope Luna never gets those type of tattoos. Girl is already a walking infection, living in filth and shooting heroin. She'd for sure not be able to keep it clean.

I found this on lolcow.

Top picture is from 2012.
Luna looked so pretty and healthy.
It breaks my heart to see what she's done to herself. Even being a bit chubby in the face, she was cute as heck.
 

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They're stick-and-pokes made by some fuckwit dipping a sewing needle into India ink and jabbing it into their skin. Knees are an area that's easy to reach. Stick and pokes are popular with edgy Tumblr types and idiot children, and they can literally lead to gangrene and amputation of body parts because they're an invitation for infection.
Luna didn't give herself stick and poke tattoos. She sharpie'd on her knees and took a picture of it, saying she wants them as tattoos.

Her "tattoo" is literally a ripoff of toopoors "too pooh" knee tat.
 
Luna didn't give herself stick and poke tattoos. She sharpie'd on her knees and took a picture of it, saying she wants them as tattoos.

Her "tattoo" is literally a ripoff of toopoors "too pooh" knee tat.
I thought she had posted a photo of someone with stick-and-pokes with the caption that she wanted them done, like with the Hello Kitty tattoo. Looking at it again it definitely looks like sharpie, good call.
 
Alright I'mma megadump info.

My money is on molestation. It's always molestation.
Someone molested this girl, or abused her in some way. Either daddy wasn't there or mom was too fucked up on dope to be a parent.
No molestation. Momma was a crackwhore, Daddy wasn't there.

Her dad is around now iirc.... at least when she needs more dope money. Though I get the feeling it's a rather recent connection and he either wasn't there during her formative years (yknow, the actual important ones) or he was just too doped up to form a real bond with her until she discovered drugs too and it gave them something in common.
Her father buys her scripts off her. He also gave her money when she asked for it, until last week. She's been arguing with her parents this week because they won't give her dope money. People reckon that's because her parents know she's gone too far now and are demanding she get help, they don't want to support her addiction any more. She's been getting abscesses and infections, injecting into her hands... real junkie shit.

Luna's formulative years? She was living with her mother, was given £100-£1million inheritance money when she turned 18. Spent it all on heroin. I believe it was on the lower end of that scale, honestly, but it's a lot of money to burn thru in <3 years.

She's been trying to grab attention HAAARD recently, throwing out anything she can think of that people would pity. Recent tumblr info:
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>eating disorder
not being able to eat because withdrawal, isn't an eating disorder

Also, anybody who feels bad about Luna should read this spoiler. She deserves no sympathy.
She chose to be on heroin. She actively sought out men on heroin, so she could try it herself. Lurch wasn't the only one. She had an internet boyfriend called Peter who said he wouldn't give her heroin because it would ruin her life. They broke up and she got with Lurch. Lurch, again, didn't want her to be addicted to heroin, and it took months before he caved and shot her up. She chose the lifestyle, she enjoys it.

She was given a LARGE inheritance and spent it all on heroin. She can't see it like this though and blames her mother for "stealing her money." She cannot blame herself for ANYTHING, it's ALWAYS someone else's fault. She was GIVEN A HOUSE IN THE INHERITANCE AND LOST IT BECAUSE SHE WASN'T PAYING TAXES. The beautiful @John Webster has been keeping this thread up to date, so I'mma quote some of the screenshots he posted to prove my point. She doesn't blame herself for any of her problems, her mental illness and family are the SOLE reason she is the way she is guiz.
All she wants is attention, money, and heroin.

One of her ex friends wrote this, I think it's very true.
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All of Luna's "OH I WANT TO DIE IM SO SAD!" posts are shallow, fake introspection. She just feels bad because she's out of heroin, she's too in denial to really feel bad about her situation.

She's been to rehab, when she was 17, before she was doing heroin. Her parents paid for her to go to rehab, and she still ended up addicted to heroin. They would probably pay for her to go to rehab AGAIN, but she'd prefer to be a heroin addicted dolly. This is what she wants, I can't feel sympathy for someone who WANTS to live a life this crappy.

She's a con artist and a junkie. Feeling sympathy for her means that you're just one of her marks. She takes money from literal dying cancer patients to feed her addiction. She doesn't give a shit about anybody but herself. When people send her gifts, they never get a response from Luna about whether or not they've turned up. Whenever she shows off things (poor stupid people) have gifted her, she never thanks them directly or by name, she just posts on tumblr/IG "SOMEONE SENT ME THIS ISN'T IT COOL." She can't even be assed to find out who sent it her, or read any of the notes that come with her gifts.

She also steals makeup for like no reason, she's not even selling them on. She steals hundreds of dollars of makeup, just to not use it, and use the same foundation and nude lipstick she always uses.

She expects to be given everything just because she's alive.
 
lol is the story of how Luna became called Luna documented in this thread?

She was conceived in the stairwell of a methadone clinic during a Lunar Eclipse :story:

In other news, it's like 7am where Luna is right now and she's still awake tarding out. She posted this:
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Then a few hours later her shitty attempt at being arty.
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DADDY I'M SO SORRY
BUT I WAS BORN WITH
ADDICTION & MENTAL ILLNESS
IN MY VEINS, IN MY BRAIN
I should've fought harder
but it just felt like home
baby? I've never been tough
I just wanted to be an angel
In a family of suicide, needles and
felons but my dad keeps a
TEC-9 under his bed
and my wings are getting weaker. I have a psych evaluation Monday I'm sick of being a
survivor
 
Oh man, I remember this girl from 2013/2014 on tumblr. As funeralhome420 or whatever she was a really popular blogger with the likes of mollysoda, e-brat, teeveedinner, etc. She was constantly asking for money for her dad and loser predator boyfriend so they could buy food or ubers and then she'd post pictures of new clothes and tattoos and drugs a few days later. I feel like she misses being a popular blogger with tons of attention all the time, now she sadposts endlessly on IG and no one gives a shit. Don't think just because she isn't posting needle pics she isn't high, in all her selfies you can see her eyes are totally pinned even w/out flash.

The tumblr @lunaarchives has tons of photos of her, I don't know if it's hers or a friends or some rando.

Also, sorry to double post but I feel like this was worth mentioning. She has lilies in her house ALL the time and even admits her cats have eaten them and thrown up. People tell her to throw the flowers out since lilies are known to be toxic to cats and she still buys them. She says the cat "learned it's lesson" after throwing up ignoring the fact that it could've been fatal. Not everyone cares about stuff like this but it just pisses me off.
 
At first I didn't see what was so interesting or funny about Luna considering drug addicts (especially junkies) are a dime a dozen now. But she really does keep the drama going constantly. There are people who didn't romanticize and choose the druggie life before they were even addicted, so she gets little sympathy from me. I think the various mental illnesses she claims are just ways for her to continue her stupid life narrative. She thinks she's some kind of tragic beauty or some shit, but really she looks like a gross junkie from a mile away.

The only annoying thing is the terrible drug discussion by people who have clearly never even been around drugs, yet alone know anything about them. It's especially bad in the lolcow.farm thread where they just want to powerlevel over who gets the most prescribed psychiatric drugs and what they use them for. Guaranteed Luna's probably getting her shit all illegally on the street anyway.
 
The only annoying thing is the terrible drug discussion by people who have clearly never even been around drugs, yet alone know anything about them. It's especially bad in the lolcow.farm thread where they just want to powerlevel over who gets the most prescribed psychiatric drugs and what they use them for. Guaranteed Luna's probably getting her shit all illegally on the street anyway

She actually does have scrips for ambien, xanax, and codeine. But she's also slamming junk and that's obviously a street drug. When I used to follow her she mostly just smoked weed and took benzos so I can't imagine what prompted her to jump to hard drugs.
 
She actually does have scrips for ambien, xanax, and codeine. But she's also slamming junk and that's obviously a street drug. When I used to follow her she mostly just smoked weed and took benzos so I can't imagine what prompted her to jump to hard drugs.

Uh, from what I've read she literally begged both her ex and her current bf to shoot her up with heroin...so I'd say she jumped to hard drugs because she liked the aesthetic. She used to talked about Courtney Love all the time.
 
Dissociating and wishing she was dead, taking photos all throughout.
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This is a post she made sparking debate on lolcow about psychiatric drugs. Apparently she is now taking Seroquel/Quetiapine.
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Someone was feeling sexy while suffering a UTI. :roll:
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"I am have a pre existing condition"
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She must read lolcow or here. I can't remember where someone pointed out lurch's extended absence from her photos.
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She pulled out an ear bud from under a "sleeping" lurch. He couldn't have possibly nodded out.
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She had her psychiatric evaluation.
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But her good mood went off the rails as tragedy struck.
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She put on new makeup and recovered.
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She's been cryptic and complaining on tumblr.
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Her most recent post.
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Bonus grimy picture of her and lurch from 2015.
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