💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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I think he was referring to 3/03/23 and the low T punch. Which is hilarious because he claimed that he didn't even get punched at first. I guess he did that on 3/23 also
Maybe the time Ed punched him? Or possibly the time he swung at the dude with a bat? Or could be LowT.
 
Given there's been talks here and there about his health, there's no doubt he's gonna be confronting death sometime soon. So here's a fun question: If you had to organize Chance's funeral, what all would you have happen? It's assumed money is irrelevant / unlimited. The only limitation is that his body has to be fully intact when the funeral starts.
 
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Given there's been talks here and there about his health, there's no doubt he's gonna be confronting death sometime soon. So here's a fun question: If you had to organize Chance's funeral, what all would you have happen? It's assumed money is irrelevant / unlimited. The only limitation is that his body has to be fully intact when the funeral starts.
The only place I would think he would hate more than anywhere else. New York. Since he hates niggers and Jews after all.
 
I'm probably hella late, but I was watching a normie streamer play a game "No, I'm Not a Human" and saw this character pop up, and was amazed at how many people immediately recognized Cyrax and started laughing.

Raxx.webp
 
And now the goblin is back to the smugraxx phase in the cycle. He thinks some anime company is gonna help him launch his shitty anime "ShadoKai". He also thinks that this company and its lawyers will not only stop William and Co from "stealing (his) shit" but will silence Wavy. The raxxout from this better be worth is because I cannot stand to see this goblin feeling happy, even if it's all just to pull the rug out from under him. He's declaring victory and thinks that he's "won the troll war".

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He's already dreaming of what he'll do with all of the money he'll make from his anime that's meant to be bigger than anything else that's ever been released. First he'll be getting a Mustang 1960's Fastback and "an old school Cobra" plus "a couple of drift cars" for his "projects". And he claimed that he does know how to drive (his exact words being "I've been driving basically my entire life") but he just doesn't have a license. And he thinks it makes more sense to buy the car before getting a license because he can practice in his own car in case he fucks it up. If you can drive and have been driving pretty much your whole life as you claim Chance, why would you worry about fucking up someone else's car? He also wants to start up a foundation to help people who are being trolled. Yeah, he thinks that he'll get a heap of money, get all the toys he wants and will be able to silence his critics, get rid of all those nasty trolls online and he'll just live happily ever after. Only Chance would say this stupid shit on Facebook live.
Some faggy anime series that Chance made.webp
 
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I'm probably hella late, but I was watching a normie streamer play a game "No, I'm Not a Human" and saw this character pop up, and was amazed at how many people immediately recognized Cyrax and started laughing.

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Allegedly, the developers and William Gloryhole now own Chance's likeness. I don't know how that's possible. Can someone explain or am I getting trolled and I'm dumber than Raxx?
 
Given there's been talks here and there about his health, there's no doubt he's gonna be confronting death sometime soon. So here's a fun question: If you had to organize Chance's funeral, what all would you have happen? It's assumed money is irrelevant / unlimited. The only limitation is that his body has to be fully intact when the funeral starts.
I'd chuck him in the fucking bin and charge Sally a ton for it.
 
Top left: Nigga, that's Charizard. Sure, the color is blue and the face is slightly fatter, but the silouhette is without a doubt the same. If he somehow ever got this released, Nintendo would come down hard on Cyraxx.
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I dont get this creature at all. It's a very confused design...He's got a tailflame so he's fire! But also he's blue and has bubbles on his wings so water? But then he also has weird star swishy patterns so wind? Astral??

The fuck am I looking at?
 
Top left: Nigga, that's Charizard. Sure, the color is blue and the face is slightly fatter, but the silouhette is without a doubt the same. If he somehow ever got this released, Nintendo would come down hard on Cyraxx.
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Nah I think it looks different enough. DC and Marvel rip off of other like that all the time. That’s why Marvel has four heroes that are just like Superman.
 
And now the goblin is back to the smugraxx phase in the cycle. He thinks some anime company is gonna help him launch his shitty anime "ShadoKai". He also thinks that this company and its lawyers will not only stop William and Co from "stealing (his) shit" but will silence Wavy. The raxxout from this better be worth is because I cannot stand to see this goblin feeling happy, even if it's all just to pull the rug out from under him. He's declaring victory and thinks that he's "won the troll war".

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He's already dreaming of what he'll do with all of the money he'll make from his anime that's meant to be bigger than anything else that's ever been released. First he'll be getting a Mustang 1960's Fastback and "an old school Cobra" plus "a couple of drift cars" for his "projects". And he claimed that he does know how to drive (his exact words being "I've been driving basically my entire life") but he just doesn't have a license. And he thinks it makes more sense to buy the car before getting a license because he can practice in his own car in case he fucks it up. If you can drive and have been driving pretty much your whole life as you claim Chance, why would you worry about fucking up someone else's car? He also wants to start up a foundation to help people who are being trolled. Yeah, he thinks that he'll get a heap of money, get all the toys he wants and will be able to silence his critics, get rid of all those nasty trolls online and he'll just live happily ever after. Only Chance would say this stupid shit on Facebook live.
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ShadowKai - Gotta Groom Them All !!! Okay he based this off of a shitty MA Paint type crap artwork. WHat is the premise? Are they only going to talk by saying their name like Pokemon? Does he even have names for these shit characters? We got a nice look at his Chat GPT prompts and it is ALL he can do.

I really enjoy the fact his body is breaking down and he talks about how his life is ruined. A good bout of Chat GPT Psychosis would be a fun arc. He really needs to try and Factory Reset himself and try again. Trying to hit the reset button with a Stylus won't cut it. He needs an AI that can help him with that, I see some stories about AI driving people over the edge, are there any Buddy Trolls who can help him Prompt AI so he can catch the bus?
 
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