🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Troo and Honest]

I keep coming back to look at this out of pure fascination and horror. What the absolute fuck is this abomination

I am curious if these people feel shame. I get that losing weight is hard, I do. But how tf are people proud of this shit?

I remember going on a family vacation with my then-fiancee (now wife)'s family a while back. I saw some of the pictures taken and went "Fuck, I look rough" and just signed up for the local Muay Thai gym and cut out sweets. Dropped from ~240lbs to 190lbs (6'1") in about 6-8 months. I can understand laziness. It's easy to just sit around while being fat as fuck, eating like shit. It's just a matter of not caring. But how on Earth are people proud of looking like this? They barely look human anymore, they're more like pasture-dwelling ungulates now. This is before you get into how god damn uncomfortable this all must be. At my heaviest (which is anorexic compared to these hambeasts), it was so damn uncomfortable. Nothing fit right, I'd feel fat pads at my waist when I stretched backwards, I would get out of breath way faster than I should, I was constantly pulling at my shirts to hide my chub, legs chafed, it wasn't fun. How in the fuck are people proud of being 300, 400, 500, or even 600+ pounds? It's to the point where they look like their own species.

 

[General Woundwort]

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No one cares bro. If you want to write a blog this is not the place to do it. Comparing yourself to these fatasses means you've already lost. I'm pretty sure it tells you not to do this kind of shit before you get here, "If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not." there it is.

I enjoy how Amber's never been more addicted to social media than when she's supposably taking a break. Why does she even creep on Chantal, when Chantal doesn't like her? I'm curious as to who she's using as a narc supply while she's gone. It can't just be her Mom.

 

[D_Tractor]

"For all 15 pages: https://files.catbox.moe/wvl5ta.pdf ‪@amberlynnfreakinreid‬ if link not working check shorts for screen recording or x"

 

[TardiX]

Whoever did the redacting forgot Emily's name once lol

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I bet Amber is praying for Becky to bite the dust so that she can fire up the old iPhone for a $tream to $how how $ad $he totally i$ (RIP Becky).
And then spill some Totally True Tea™ since the dead can’t defend themselves.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I bet Amber is praying for Becky to bite the dust so that she can fire up the old iPhone for a $tream to $how how $ad $he totally i$ (RIP Becky).
And then spill some Totally True Tea™ since the dead can’t defend themselves.

Idk. She might just avoid Becky all together. The wash clothes and the inheritance is enough to make her crash out. I think she hopes Becky bites the dust just so she can make a video where she says she did some things wrong about her without going into specifics and then say she won't talk about her anymore because she like genuinely respects the dead. And then hopes the shit Becky spilled goes away

 

[Exegesis]

What is Porkahontas up now?

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

What is Porkahontas up now?

About 700 elbees.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

What is Porkahontas up now?

Just being a dainty 700 pound gorl watching reaction channels, supporting Chantal's scams, enjoying vape friday, and enjoying herself at bingo

 

[CatsCage]

Amber, I know you're lurking here for the 10th time today hoping someone brings up some old dating rumor about you & Emily. Unfortunately, the only thing that I find interesting about you is your morbid obesity.

Remember when you were filmed at the Bingo hall & you bragged about how 'mobile' you actually are. I hope you realize THIS is what you look like to regular people when you walk. You shift your fat like potato sacks attached to your skeleton in hopes you can successfully maneuver yourself onto a couch before you collapse on the floor & die. It's vile. You've severely mutilated yourself.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

I hope you realize THIS is what you look like to regular people when you walk. You shift your fat like potato sacks attached to your skeleton in hopes you can successfully maneuver yourself onto a couch before you collapse on the floor & die. It's vile.

 

[JCnGGd32]

About 700 elbees.

I’ve reentered amberverse recently too. Is she actually that fat? Did ozempic fail?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I guess you missed the feeder arc huh

 

[KittiestKitty]

You've severely mutilated yourself.
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She knows this. It's why she will never lose the weight. She would rather be a massive cow and be dead by 42 than lose ANY weight or potentially lose enough and wind up looking like Tammy Slaton. Her ego would never allow her to look like a deflated Christmas snowman.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

She knows this. It's why she will never lose the weight. She would rather be a massive cow and be dead by 42 than lose ANY weight or potentially lose enough and wind up looking like Tammy Slaton. Her ego would never allow her to look like a deflated Christmas snowman.

I believe it was "melted ice cream" or "a melted candle"... wasn't it Emily?

 

[KittiestKitty]

I believe it was "melted ice cream" or "a melted candle"... wasn't it Emily?

Whatever we can compare her to, she would look absolutely disfigured and would need to cough up money for skin removal, as we all know they do if you have seen My 600lb Life. She would end up lookin like a fucked up Raggedy Ann, under her compression clothing, and she can't be having all that.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Just a flashback to when the fun started

 

[Holy T_Rex]

I’ve reentered amberverse recently too. Is she actually that fat?

She knows this. It's why she will never lose the weight. She would rather be a massive cow and be dead by 42 than lose ANY weight or potentially lose enough and wind up looking like Tammy Slaton. Her ego would never allow her to look like a deflated Christmas snowman.

agree, that doesn't match the California hot chick fantasy she lives in

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Imagine waddlen to a tree and back and being proud of that. And counting that as exercise. Now, don’t get me wrong. Normally I’d be all for moving in whatever way you can despite whatever disability or health issue. But this is Amber. In her mind, walking five steps means a trip to McDs for a reward.

 

[FatalTater]

Imagine waddlen to a tree and back and being proud of that. And counting that as exercise. Now, don’t get me wrong. Normally I’d be all for moving in whatever way you can despite whatever disability or health issue. But this is Amber. In her mind, walking five steps means a trip to McDs for a reward.

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That lil' tree walk happened six years ago.
Six whole years.
Where has the time gone?

(the video was called "trouble with walking..., grocery shopping, taste test" if anyone needs it)

Thread 'trouble with walking..., grocery shopping, taste test - 8/24/2019'

Aug 24, 2019

Will add recap shortly. Edit: RECAP!

trouble with walking..., grocery shopping, taste test - 8/24/2019 (Day 67 of this 100-Day Nightmare)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

- She's "getting ready" - assumedly for going out since she's already put on her makeup (and not yet posted the "doing makeup" video yet?)

- Marco Polo app plug ("Video Chat for Busy People" - really, Hamber? You qualify as a "busy person"?)

- She going walkeen! But she SWOLLEN. Because yesterday...

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