YT Sept 18, 2025 - OG Sonichu Medallion Upgraded, Rebirthed and Redeemed

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Heal Thy Burgers

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Sorry for the double post, but this week’s crap Transformers video just got uploaded a day early.
EDIT: Yippee! Double upload!
EDIT 2: Actually watched the medallion video. To save you all a watch, Chris destroys his medallion while Invader Zim and sad music plays in the background. It’s brown and disgusting on the inside. He then places the pieces inside a mold and then tops it off with new clay. He puts it in the oven, which has a very dirty stovetop, and paints it offscreen. Definitely looks like the Megastone medallions sold on Etsy, so I guess it’s safe to say those are legit.

Our next pandemic is going to be traced back to that damn medallion.
 
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Thanks Christine Westside Chandler, I can't wait for WW4 because of your fucking medallion games. You truly are a horrible "goddess"
 
Heal Thy Burgers said:
Sorry for the double post, but this week’s crap Transformers video just got uploaded a day early.
EDIT: Yippee! Double upload!
EDIT 2: Actually watched the medallion video. To save you all a watch, Chris destroys his medallion while Invader Zim and sad music plays in the background. It’s brown and disgusting on the inside. He then places the pieces inside a mold and then tops it off with new clay. He puts it in the oven, which has a very dirty stovetop, and paints it offscreen. Definitely looks like the Megastone medallions sold on Etsy, so I guess it’s safe to say those are legit.

Our next pandemic is going to be traced back to that damn medallion.
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The pandemic will root out those unworthy to experience the dimensional merge though
 
Heal Thy Burgers said:
Sorry for the double post, but this week’s crap Transformers video just got uploaded a day early.
EDIT: Yippee! Double upload!
EDIT 2: Actually watched the medallion video. To save you all a watch, Chris destroys his medallion while Invader Zim and sad music plays in the background. It’s brown and disgusting on the inside. He then places the pieces inside a mold and then tops it off with new clay. He puts it in the oven, which has a very dirty stovetop, and paints it offscreen. Definitely looks like the Megastone medallions sold on Etsy, so I guess it’s safe to say those are legit.

Our next pandemic is going to be traced back to that damn medallion.
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The fact that Chris himself destroyed one of the Sonichu medallions, an artifact of power that's cursed almost every living soul to come in contact with one, and reformed it into a new article of wicked autistic mysticism fills me with a very odd and sickening sense of unease. Gonna go ahead and mark this on the calendar to see how many historic events unfold immediately after its occurrence.
 
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This video really gave me the creeps. I think he released several very powerful demons upon the earth when he broke it.
 
So does that make this medallion Mark 5? Or is it Medallion 4½? But most importantly; will this unleash a new demon unto Chris Chan and create a new age of antics we can all laugh at?
 
Why is it so gross? Shouldn't it be white clay with a few grody mix-ins? Why is it like a gigantic scab under a layer of candy coating?
 
I never expected Chris Chan to use an armature wire, let alone a silicone mold. I just thought he mashed clay together like a caveman. It's kind of like how his drawings never improve despite working on them for years, his sculpting ability doesn't seem to be very good despite having sonichu medallions for years either. But hey, he's actually making something, so that's more than I can say for myself. Good for him, I suppose.
 
>shizo demon theory
By reforging the artifact he has resealed the unclean one again and all the lesser totems now won’t be as cursed until the current medallion is as warped and blacked as the last one.
 
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Is Chris a "they/them" now? Why is he speaking in the second person?
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Or is he acknowledging that he has a team of handlers and doesn't even care anymore?
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Seems to me he has been forced to sell it. I really need to get an Etsy store scrapper going to keep track of the sales again.

Chromeo said:
I never expected Chris Chan to use an armature wire, let alone a silicone mold. I just thought he mashed clay together like a caveman. It's kind of like how his drawings never improve despite working on them for years, his sculpting ability doesn't seem to be very good despite having sonichu medallions for years either. But hey, he's actually making something, so that's more than I can say for myself. Good for him, I suppose.
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That's caden's doing of course: Faster and less personal. Another reason not buy his shit. Classic Chris is dead, he died in Barb's bedroom. But now behold! A pale horse lolcow!
 
News Enjoyer said:
This is no mere clay, it's Crayola™ Model Magic™.
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Crayola™ Fuckin' Model Magic™

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Jener Chirt Chein Sonichu Prime

New name change incoming for our True and Honest Queen, who now uses we/y'all pronouns?
 
This video is full of esoteric symbolism
There is the pyramid, focusing and amplifying the corrupt energies of the medallion
He got rid of one of Sonichu's eyes and put the other one inside inside of the new medallion, representing him giving up one of his eyes in exchange for blasphemous cosmic wisdom
There is the ring engraved with unholy runes


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:cryblood::cryblood::cryblood: The Daemon is growing more powerful :cryblood::cryblood::cryblood:
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Crayola™ Fuckin' Model Magic™

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Jener Chirt Chein Sonichu Prime

New name change incoming for our True and Honest Queen, who now uses we/y'all pronouns?
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It sold.
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I guess that, since Chris is spending that money on Finland, we have here a display of what's called findom.

Another minor detail...
I assumed those were some regular slippers...
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But no, those are fucking Sonic's shoes.
 
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