Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Oliver Onions]

RIP surrentum corporation.

Did it ever actually go live, properly? As in selling shit? I guess all the shifts he's picking up in the Irish-Italian coffee shop got in the way of his sex toy empire.

Yeah, i wonder why keffals didn't say anything concerning kirk?

Is he even active on any social media any more? I rely on this thread to keep me up to date and as far as I know he's gone dark for months.

 

[Baraadmirer]

im kind of shocked lucas has not popped up to gravedance about charlie kirk or anything. i guess the polycule life is more than enough money for him to rot away offline.

As much as Keffals is an attention whore, I suspect self-preservation is strong enough to realise that doing so would invite more scrutiny into being doxed lore-exposed and renewed interest in the misappropriated $100k from GoFundMe, and it wouldn't be a small bunch of autists on a gossip forum this time around.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Is he even active on any social media any more? I rely on this thread to keep me up to date and as far as I know he's gone dark for months.

(https://archive.is/t7AN5)
He came back to make his predictable "My life is going great guys!" tweets.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He came back to make his predictable "My life is going great guys!" tweets.

That's a whole lot of words just to say 'I managed to make the entire Internet hate me BUH BYE'.

As much as Keffals is an attention whore, I suspect self-preservation is strong enough

I don't think it's self-preservation as much as his ego can't handle the barrage of narc injuries every time he tries to come back and immediately gets shit on by everyone again.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

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(https://archive.is/t7AN5)
He came back to make his predictable "My life is going great guys!" tweets.

hm...curious after being away all this time he suddenly comes back to talk about how great his life is now when people in this thread start wondering where he is. almost makes you wonder if he still reads his thread any time it gets an update.

also there is something really funny about lucas saying he is getting married to a woman when i am pretty sure he is talking about the potato troon. i do hope everyone who gave him money regrets their life choices forever because holy fuck did they get scammed.

 

[CervixHammer]

Evergreen tweet:

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Evergreen tweet:
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Keffals last words will be, seemingly, "Joshua Conner Moon" while raising his fist.

(Spoiler: He died of a stroke after gooning too hard)

 

[gampboonerisms]

I wonder if Lucas mourns his smegma encrusted penis on the anniversary of his mutilation date.

Lucas, this is for you; 12 years a eunuch. **NSFW unpleasant imagery**
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Man, he looks like a trafficked porn victim in this. Interestingly, the surgery Blender rendered video made my stomach turn more than the actual surgery vids.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Of course Lucas is lying relatively low on the radar.
He libelled an entire police force, who I'm sure are just waiting for him to slip up again.

 

[Dope Cat]

Nigger, spoiler this shit or kill yourself. Whichever is quicker.

Too late to edit it, niggerfag, so you'll just have to kill me.

 

[Newton Pud]

(Spoiler: He died of a stroke after gooning too hard)

I suppose he would prefer to goon himself to death than to die from infection via his axe wound.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Evergreen tweet:
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Yah @Null whose laughing now huh?

 

[Haramburger]

2025 for Keffals has been a slow whiplash of "I'm living my best life in Ireland as a barista!" > "I speak Italian fluently and teach online via duolingo, might move to a basically free house in Tuscany!" > "I'm a Linux master and am building a website where we'll sell used sextoys, and also my BDSM life is great!" > "I quit my barista job to go back to Canada for a month, I'll own the police in my court case and stream again!" > "I lost all my streaming shit at the airport!" > "I am unbothered and living my best life private in Ireland again [YOU ARE HERE]"

I'll believe it when I see it, this tranny changes their mind more often than a new POE league.

 

[Oliver Onions]

There's an old phrase I like but can never remember precisely how it goes; it's something like 'the more he professed his virtue, the faster we hid the silverware'.

Point is Anisa Johma better watch her fucking back, there's a new Unbothered Queen in town.

 

[neger psykolog]

Searched, didn't see this already posted, bully me if so.

Keffals is getting a chapter in Nathan Grayson's (former Kotaku, Washington Post, etc.) book on Twitch streamers: https://x.com/Vahn16/status/1858715921675624801
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Endorsed by Taylor Lorenz: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Stream-Big/Nathan-Grayson/9781982156763
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From his announcement earlier in the year:
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This big gay ass book came out and its very gay.

The book is called "Stream Big" and it features what seems to be a chapter dedicated to discussing k-farms and how awesome it is.

 

[dumbledore]

just a random and unrelated link

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

just a random and unrelated link

I just want to look at the book and see if there's anything related to that #Twitchdobetter faggotry that he was shilling when it happened.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Man, I haven't thought about Lucas in forever. He's so irrelevant that not even the Farms cares about him anymore...

Oh well, anyways, hope everyone is having a nice day!

 

[BinaricHate]

This big gay ass book came out and its very gay.

The book is called "Stream Big" and it features what seems to be a chapter dedicated to discussing k-farms and how awesome it is.
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That's... it?

Well that was a giant waste of my time. All the author did was copy paste some shit from wikipedo and adjecent articles into a book and called it quits. Other than the mention of the Chelsea Manning thing from Lucas' own stream. No new information is provided in here that wouldn't be found in the sea of #DKF era slop articles written up with Lucas' press kit. What a scam.

He couldn't have like called Luke up for an interview or something? Really? Couldn't have like even interviewed some of his fans in the discord server?

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Well, Keffals does get interviewed, Grayson goes to Twitch on, and follows up by phone quite a few times. At first, Keffals is pulling the innocent "KiwiFarms is just a nasty stalking , harassment forum trying to kill me because I'm an opinionated trans women, and innocent smol bean", but in a follow up interview after rehab, there's a bit more honesty:

Note that Null is the Ooperator who shall not be named

Edited to add the epub of the book. Mod, please delete if not allowed. Yes, I know this is extremely cheeky.