Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[Southern Belle]

I honestly can't understand this fucker's obsession with DSP. Like, I know we've got a massive fucking thread on him, but it's a group effort - this asshole has a serious hateboner.

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well that's timely.

Thread title should be updated to include it, and all other known aliases as well.

 

[Ser Weeaboo]

This seems to be all I could find through the county clerk's online records search.
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Well shit, not only is that not interesting, but the only one in the right timeframe is the no proof of insurance charge. Oh well.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Thread title should be updated to include it, and all other known aliases as well.

Alright done.
Or should I say... Dunn?

 

[Adamska]

I honestly can't understand this fucker's obsession with DSP. Like, I know we've got a massive fucking thread on him, but it's a group effort - this asshole has a serious hateboner.

Thread title should be updated to include it, and all other known aliases as well.

He's just trying to use the SoK to bolster himself, just like he tried to do the same to GooberGate. He'll probably fuck this one up too, much like how his current allies fuck up the Podcast format.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

He's just trying to use the SoK to bolster himself, just like he tried to do the same to GooberGate. He'll probably fuck this one up too, much like how his current allies fuck up the Podcast format.

Yeah, and the Sons of Kojima are lolcows in their own right that tried to slide a bunch of threads mocking them on /cow/ and began making passive-aggressive thread OPs trying to claim people in the threads about them were secret DSP fanboys.

 

[InLivingTuna]

@Honeybunny in the Ralph thread posted proof that @FedoraManManMan and Bryan share a birthday.

I still can't 100% prove that it really is you, but since it's basically confirmed now; what did you think you were going to accomplish? This thread was dead for two and half years before someone posted in it, there was no interest in you. Why bitch about it under a fake identity? Do you really think we're all going to decide that you're not a lolcow after "your fan" shows up to bitch about DarkSydePhil? You'd think that the "King of /pol/" would understand that people who post angry rants about being made fun of tend to just get made fun of more.

EDIT: Also, why hide your birthday off your account now? It's already been screencapped several times. The damage is done lol.

 

[Adamska]

My question is why the fuck did he think that bumping this up in the search results was a good idea at the time. That's so DSP it hurts.

 

[Girl Crush]

Yeah, and the Sons of Kojima are lolcows in their own right that tried to slide a bunch of threads mocking them on /cow/ and began making passive-aggressive thread OPs trying to claim people in the threads about them were secret DSP fanboys.

Was that multiple SoK people or just Bryan having a meltdown? I only ever saw his thread after he said DSP fans were making threads about detractors.

 

[AnOminous]

my post history consists of LowtierGod, Zoe Quinn, DSP, Moviebob and afew others. I just dont see a point in trying to force people to be cows when it doesnt come off as a cow thing. thats it. ill leave it at that now. sorry

Nobody's forcing you to be a cow Bryan. Your hilarious chimpout is entirely of your own free will.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Nobody's forcing you to be a cow Bryan. Your hilarious chimpout is entirely of your own free will.

According to lolcows, pointing out bad behaviour is the real bad behaviour.

 

[Adamska]

Was that multiple SoK people or just Bryan having a meltdown? I only ever saw his thread after he said DSP fans were making threads about detractors.

It's a few. I know at least two of them chimped so hard they were the reason why their ED article stuck for example. I also know that the writer of that article was originally a member of the SoK as well.

 

[Honeybunny]

It's a few. I know at least two of them chimped so hard they were the reason why their ED article stuck for example. I also know that the writer of that article was originally a member of the SoK as well.

DHI also had a former member of the SoK speak out about some of the shit they pulled behind the scenes but I don't think anybody ever saved that

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

I said this on the DSP thread, the mod deleted it, I'll say it again here: DSP may be fat, lazy, dumb, a liar, smell bad, be broke, have gout, possible throat cancer, suck at vydia, etc... but he never socketpuppeted himself on a lolcow forum to defend himself.

 

[Southern Belle]

My question is why the fuck did he think that bumping this up in the search results was a good idea at the time. That's so DSP it hurts.

Who knows. But it earned him an updated dox, which is good because apparently he was doxed before but I couldn't find that one anymore.

What I find interresting here is the house he was living in (Most of the realty sites I browsed last night sites show it was a rental property) sold for over $200,000 last August. The one he lives in now, also a rental property, is worth around $70k-$80k. According to his voter registration information, he moved to his new address in Tampa around January (maybe sooner though, as the FL voter registry updates every few months iirc) and mysteriously became hispanic when apparently up to that point, he was a plain old white cis straight male. Maybe he's taken a note from Rachel Dolzeal and became trans-spic for token minority points. Or he's suddenly embraced his inner illegal immigrant soul.

Either way, he didn't really learn the first time emergency services were sent to his house. Maybe he needs a reminder not to be stupid and point spotlights back on himself when people have literally stopped giving a shit.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

DHI also had a former member of the SoK speak out about some of the shit they pulled behind the scenes but I don't think anybody ever saved that

All you need to know about the SoK is that they still have that sperg FredFezFuck or whatever he's called, and they didn't kick him out for being an obnoxious, unlistenable autist that is prone to verbal spasms every so often. When you're doing a podcast, the last thing you should do is scream on the top of your lungs about a fat man faiiling over a Spyro the Dragon game.

 

[Adamska]

All you need to know about the SoK is that they still have that sperg FredFezFuck or whatever he's called, and they didn't kick him out for being an obnoxious, unlistenable autist that is prone to verbal spasms every so often. When you're doing a podcast, the last thing you should do is scream on the top of your lungs about a fat man faiiling over a Spyro the Dragon game.

Oh he's eternal president and head of their inner circle (designed to minimize drama of course); that's why he's still on there. By the by, this is not a joke; the SoK is indeed run by a "president" though the lot seems to forget it was designed to be a joke title.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

Oh he's eternal president and head of their inner circle (designed to minimize drama of course); that's why he's still on there. By the by, this is not a joke; the SoK is indeed run by a "president" though the lot seems to forget it was designed to be a joke title.

That sounds autistic enough to warrant a thread on their own. Anyway...

Back to our favorite internet spic after Butthurt Bernardo (and ERod the Blockbuster Buster!)... "The Armed Toast", really? Does he think he's being cute or funny, or what?

 

[Hui]

Wait so he made a video over a videogame character being removed (or never included) years after the game was made. Because the producer of said game saw a video that might make people mad (note NOBODY got mad or told him anything) by saying a boogeyman's name (animal activists) and idiots believe him? Same producer that got MAD AF over Americans calling his new character shit and said that Americans were just too sensible? lol KOP you moron Harada laughs at you.

 

[Adamska]

Forever chasing that which will never be his: fame and admiration.

 

[Girl Crush]

Oh he's eternal president and head of their inner circle (designed to minimize drama of course); that's why he's still on there. By the by, this is not a joke; the SoK is indeed run by a "president" though the lot seems to forget it was designed to be a joke title.

Spoiler: Off topic

Fred Fuchs and FreddieFazFuck are two different people (unless I'm misunderstanding) and I only point that out because Fred Fuchs might be autismal as fuck, but FreddieFazFuck is the worst.

If I am misunderstanding, then FreddieFazFuck is still the worst.