[Move this to "Talk to the Staff" once I'm allowed to post in that section] Verifying myself

[LionSandwich]

Staff of the Cwcki, I honestly want a place to socialize and make friends because this place fits my interests perfectly. The comic I'm writing covers the entire blue pill section of lolcows and CWC was a huge influence on my autistic lifestyle and helped me change a few things I was doing for the better. Lolcows are an interesting part of human psychology because they don't fit the basic norms that I'm accustomed to, they are quite unpredictable and fascinating and I love discussing them because I share the eccentric mentality of some.

I'd also love a chance to open up to the community and portray myself in a different light in general discussion. I would honestly love to talk about more regular things like music, tv shows, cooking and especially the LGBT lifestyle with people who have the same interest in lolcows as I do.


Why do you think I acknowedged that I was trolling this whole forum with "The brown haze" incident (named after the Jimi Hendrix song but given a Rika tint) and the whole "showdown" Robert had with Rio where he beleived Rio's head was following him around and quoting the suicide bomber from the Ambition flash series, Ted Hartrup and saying "There's nobody home" if I wasn't truly sorry for it?

I've also posted several time stamped, personalized notes with my face and uploaded them immidiately to prove I really who I say I am.

If this won't convince you, I'm not Robert Stiles, what exactly can I do to gain the privilege of being a regular member? And what can I do so I won't upset anyone or make them complain about me, I am willing to do these such things because this means a lot to me and my empty existance.

Thank you for reading.

 

[KatsuKitty]

This isn't how you earn privilege points, robb.

 

[LionSandwich]

This isn't how you earn privilege points, robb.

Null told me to do it.

 

[Null]

The fact you can cite where those phrases come from more proves that you've been attention whoring for years, even as a drug addict flinging shit in your room. You'd go through episodes and hype up how bad you felt even as you felt shitty to start. What it doesn't say is that you're not Rika, and it still doesn't mean that you aren't just as bad as Rika even if it was a guise. Everything about this reeks of attention whoring and I'm tempted to ban you regardless of what the truth is because you're disruptive and uninteresting as a person.

 

[LionSandwich]

This isn't how you earn privilege points, robb.

Also you shouldn't be lecturing anyone on "privilege" since you're a male. Gay or not, you still have quite an advantage over trans girls like me and I'm sure your employer doesn't pay you lower than any women. Also just two days ago I got viewed as degenerate for discussing a condition that prevented me from functioning all my life and saying how transitioning would make me feel more comfortable and confident that people won't get the wrong impression from me. Being a gay man is considered a sexuality, part of who you are. I get treated like I'm a pervert or sick for simply wanting to go on HRT and growing my hair out, (Not even becoming a total drag queen cuz that wouldn't be who I am either.)

The fact you can cite where those phrases come from more proves that you've been attention whoring for years, even as a drug addict flinging shit in your room. You'd go through episodes and hype up how bad you felt even as you felt shitty to start. What it doesn't say is that you're not Rika, and it still doesn't mean that you aren't just as bad as Rika even if it was a guise. Everything about this reeks of attention whoring and I'm tempted to ban you regardless of what the truth is because you're disruptive and uninteresting as a person.

I have a feeling nothing I say is going to change your opinion of me, Null. I have been provoked to legitimate "chimp outs" like Rika, yes but they involved no touching my own feces or bath salts. I've already stated, when I'm in a state of pandemonium, I rock violently, whimper. sometimes lash out and cut and bite myself. I am medicated now, and that is hard to get me to do because I am like Patrick Bateman but replace murder with trolling and flipping out. Nobody at school suspected a thing was off about me other than being very quiet at all times but inside I am spurred by bipolarity that causes me to fly off the handle about things like the harsh and unnecessary treatment of lolcows like Chris. I had to troll the trolls back for what they did to him so noticing Robert's absence in /cow/, I slipped in and started acting like him and the users unnaturally thought I was him. I'm not going to go into detail about my trolling career but I did it for lolcows like Chris to prove that nobody is safe from being called a lolcow and that those who laugh today will be those who are laughed at tomorrow.

Go ahead and ban me, I am the one lolcow who broke the fucking system. I, the potential lolcow (and I'm not talking about my history of fetishes or tantrums because you don't need an upper hand when you have no hand at all) trolled you, the neurotypicals and trollshielders, and now you want nothing to do with me.

You don't want my insight and company and will only attempt to torture me? Good, maybe I don't need you people. After all, I'm too "boring" for you. "Boring" is the code word for "I got owned and I don't want to own up to the fact an autistic trans girl trolled my ass"

 

[Null]

Go ahead and ban me, I am the one lolcow who broke the fucking system. I, the potential lolcow (and I'm not talking about my history of fetishes or tantrums because you don't need an upper hand when you have no hand at all) trolled you, the neurotypicals and trollshielders, and now you want nothing to do with me.

You haven't done anything but sit on your ass and sperg until people got bored of you. I know you're an attention whore because you got mad when people started paying more attention to Jace; someone whom is legitimately amusing for reasons other than pity factor.

Normal people trying to be reintroduced into a community are quiet about it. Attention whores do what you have done.

 

[LionSandwich]

You haven't done anything but sit on your ass and sperg until people got bored of you. I know you're an attention whore because you got mad when people started paying more attention to Jace; someone whom is legitimately amusing for reasons other than pity factor.

Normal people trying to be reintroduced into a community are quiet about it. Attention whores do what you have done.

You don't understand that I am like a watch dog protecting my child now and I need to be in that thread 24/7 dictating the discussion or otherwise, I'm going to fucking crack. I don't want this to go towards something that I'm not telling you because it has me grinding my teeth every time it happens. You don't understand this issue and think this is attention whoring. No, attention whores get bored, I mentally can't stop myself and I need to make sure that this isn't going to go down bad territory.

I'm high functioning for an autistic and understand sarcasm, irony and psychological nuances but you don't realize that everytime this happens, I have to go in and say something about it. I FUCKING HAVE TO. It's like the flick of a switch. It automatically happens. And I get upset, lord, I have to take my meds for this or else I would be emotionally a volcano. Just like Someting Awful, just like now and its not going back to Something Awful ever again.

I pray you will at least find some sympathy in me but I really don't think you can understand psychology beyond lolcow101

 

[Null]

Giving a drug addict drugs to cure withdrawal symptoms will work, but it's not really the brightest thing to do.

 

[LionSandwich]

Giving a drug addict drugs to cure withdrawal symptoms will work, but it's not really the brightest thing to do.

I'm just saying what seems like ween attention whoring to you, is stuff that royally pisses me off.

Like how I'm starting to greatly dislike people like Rio and Katsu Kitty on a level that I only pretended to with Robert cuz they act like they're above me (especially Katsu Kitty) when we're all on the same level. And the reason they act like this (subconsciously becuz they'll never admit it) is because I'm not they're definition of an ideal trans girl or an SJW like they are. And I'm sure deep down this also has to do with my face cuz they don't like that someone who possibly will look decent and possibly convincing absolutely abhors their selfish social justice shit that they and other people use to bully people and I'm writing a comic that will expose every flaw of the SJ principle in depth.

If there's nothing I can't stand more, its people in the LGBTQ/SJ community who act superior in anyway to other people in that community, or as Katsu Kitty did to me, try to disqualify my years of suffering with gender dysphoria just becuz he don't want me being trans. That makes me declare war on you and find you absolutely irredeemable.

 

[Null]

I'm just saying what seems like ween attention whoring to you, is stuff that royally pisses me off.

Like how I'm starting to greatly dislike people like Rio and Katsu Kitty on a level that I only pretended to with Robert cuz they act like they're above me (especially Katsu Kitty) when we're all on the same level. And the reason they act like this (subconsciously becuz they'll never admit it) is because I'm not they're definition of an ideal trans girl or an SJW like they are. And I'm sure deep down this also has to do with my face cuz they don't like that someone who possibly will look decent and possibly convincing absolutely abhors their selfish social justice shit that they and other people use to bully people and I'm writing a comic that will expose every flaw of the SJ principle in depth.

If there's nothing I can't stand more, its people in the LGBTQ/SJ community who act superior in anyway to other people in that community, or as Katsu Kitty did to me, try to disqualify my years of suffering with gender dysphoria just becuz he don't want me being trans. That makes me declare war on you and find you absolutely irredeemable.

Neither Katsu or Rio are transgender and I can confirm they are both better than you from an objective standpoint, being that they don't shit up the board and have friends.

The reason why people in LGBT community look down on shitshows is because it makes their entire movement look bad. It's like with furries and bronies. It's OK to be gay and it's OK to have gender identity issues, but behaving like a freakshow and doing what you do brings down the whole thing.

Introman and I have discussed gender identity and he's actually managed to convince me that all transgenderism is a form of mental illness that needs not be treated with actual transitioning, rather with drugs+therapy. You're part of the reason why I agree with him.

 

[LionSandwich]

Neither Katsu or Rio are transgender and I can confirm they are both better than you from an objective standpoint, being that they don't shit up the board and have friends.

The reason why people in LGBT community look down on shitshows is because it makes their entire movement look bad. It's like with furries and bronies. It's OK to be gay and it's OK to have gender identity issues, but behaving like a freakshow and doing what you do brings down the whole thing.

Introman and I have discussed gender identity and he's actually managed to convince me that all transgenderism is a form of mental illness that needs not be treated with actual transitioning, rather with drugs+therapy. You're part of the reason why I agree with him.

I knew transphobia figured into this, well, you've destroyed any reason I have to be polite with you, you virginal omega shut in who bought a site where he trollshields degenerates who think they're better than other degenerates. Too bad you couldn't protect them from getting made into giant fools for believing Brown Haze. The best part is, they did and I've got chatlogs saved from my fondest memories. "call the drugs" Tee hee ; )

Now, Null, my body is MY BODY and I want to be more comfortable in it. My round face, big eyes and big ass and thighs don't match up at all with my muscles and it makes me feel uncomfortable that people are going to judge me and expect me to behave certain ways. You're probably stupid to think that I'd even put hot guys before myself, but no, I am doing this so I can feel better about who I am and there's nothing wrong with thtat.

I have had all of the experiences you never had in high school, girlfriends, sex, after parties f a nice physique and I had a single male friend who was very good to me until he found out I was attracted to him. And guess what, none of that has made me happy but I'm sure you'd put me on a pedestal or hate me endlessly for getting to experience that if you didn't know i suffered immense Gender dysphoria.

Rio and Katsu are SJWs with bloated egos and are friends with a bunch of people with like attitudes or just want to fuck them. None of those people are worth anything and neither are Rio or Katsu, so objectively, they makes me better. I wouldn't want any of them as friends since they are completely shallow and mindless drones and I think for myself. Which you should to but you don't, "lolcow who believed Brown Haze was real."

 

[LM 697]

Remember when Robb, choking back tears, said "I am not a true Hulkamaniac"?

 

[Null]

I knew transphobia figured into this, well, you've destroyed any reason I have to be polite with you, you virginal omega shut in who bought a site where he trollshields degenerates who think they're better than other degenerates. Too bad you couldn't protect them from getting made into giant fools for believing Brown Haze. The best part is, they did and I've got chatlogs saved from my fondest memories. "call the drugs" Tee hee ; )

Now, Null, my body is MY BODY and I want to be more comfortable in it. My round face, big eyes and big ass and thighs don't match up at all with my muscles and it makes me feel uncomfortable that people are going to judge me and expect me to behave certain ways. You're probably stupid to think that I'd even put hot guys before myself, but no, I am doing this so I can feel better about who I am and there's nothing wrong with thtat.

I have had all of the experiences you never had in high school, girlfriends, sex, after parties f a nice physique and I had a single male friend who was very good to me until he found out I was attracted to him. And guess what, none of that has made me happy but I'm sure you'd put me on a pedestal or hate me endlessly for getting to experience that if you didn't know i suffered immense Gender dysphoria.

Rio and Katsu are SJWs with bloated egos and are friends with a bunch of people with like attitudes or just want to fuck them. None of those people are worth anything and neither are Rio or Katsu, so objectively, they makes me better. I wouldn't want any of them as friends since they are completely shallow and mindless drones and I think for myself. Which you should to but you don't, "lolcow who believed Brown Haze was real."

you're gay and ugly

 

[LionSandwich]

Remember when Robb, choking back tears, said "I am not a true Hulkamaniac"?

it was pretty funny how you believed a comically over-the-top impersonation of his voice, I was laughing and you spergs were too autistic to even hear that.

you're gay and ugly

haha, I reduced Null to kindergarten insults, or at least what he thinks are insults. You simply stated two qualities I enjoy in myself and like how they upset insecure people like you. =)

Really Null, Chris Chan is more sympathetic than a guy who fantasizes the murder of infants. That's seriously Shredded Moose levels of edgy.

 

[Null]

haha, I reduced Null to kindergarten insults, or at least what he thinks are insults. You simply stated two qualities I enjoy in myself and like how they upset insecure people like you. =)

Really Null, Our Pet Lolcow is more sympathetic than a guy who fantasizes the murder of infants. That's seriously Shredded Moose levels of edgy.

You're seriously delusional. You've spent the last 4 days posting garbage on the board while being laughed at by a crowd of 100 people from two communities. In what world have you accomplished anything?

I'm permitting you to psychobabble as long as you're willing because the board thrives off this. Everyone comes here to see losers have mental breakdowns over Internet shit. You've invested huge chunks of your time to nothing and you're still as pathetic as you were when you sobbed over being called Robbie Rotten. You ain't no master of disguise, bucko.

 

[LionSandwich]

You're seriously delusional. You've spent the last 4 days posting garbage on the board while being laughed at by a crowd of 100 people from two communities. In what world have you accomplished anything?

I'm permitting you to psychobabble as long as you're willing because the board thrives off this. Everyone comes here to see losers have mental breakdowns over Internet shit. You've invested huge chunks of your time to nothing and you're still as pathetic as you were when you sobbed over being called Robbie Rotten. You ain't no master of disguise, bucko.

You're just as delusional thinking anyone actually likes you for anything other than a tard shield for them.

Like how when Rio whined to you about me posting on his profile and not even saying anything harmful, you removed my ability to communicate with anyone. That's why they like you, cuz you remove anything that even remotely upsets them. And "make the bad things go away, mommy" You're basically their tard mommy and nanny and that statement brings quite an amusing image to my head.

I also made a legitimate lolcow thread with tons of hilarious stories and backround info that isn't common knowedge about one of the craziest webcomic authors not named Dobson or Campbell and you let people piss all over it rather than enforce any of the rules about the "epic ween" trolling they were trying to do to me cuz they were mad I trolled them.

I think this says quite a bit about the cwcki being a hugbox for slightly more self aware lolcows and so I should fit in perfectly. I may have things that trigger me into hostile emotions and I may have a need to keep tabs on those mocking me to make sure they don't post information but I am far more subtle than a lot of the autistics on here, you included. I am the JJ Cale of autistics to your BrokeNCYDE.

And lastly, I am one hell of a vindictive bitch when you fuck with me. I could see my post made you visibly upset and guess what, I don't care/ You don't deserve apologies or sympathy for your misfortune because of how hateful and intolerant you are.

Keep your fat, pasty ass planted on your computer and cry about how the women you scream at don't think you're the nice, sensitive, caring adult that you think you are in your head. That camwhore chick from block land was 100% correct in fucking with you because she saw how selfish, insecure, needy, arrogant, insensitive and well, a lolcow you are. Girls aren't as stupid as you think they are and some can detect creepiness as if it visibly floats around you but even the ones who can't detect it will possibly be a lil creeped out by you screaming how you wanted to rape that girl. I wouldn't knock trans girls either because I doubt even the one's you'd refer to as "freaks" and "men in dresses" would want anything to do with you. You just lack any traits of compassion or understanding that exists in humans beings and I can understand you're learning that the hard way.

 

[Null]

Are you seriously still here? Dear God dude, take some meds. I'm not even going to read this shit.

 

[LionSandwich]

Are you seriously still here? Dear God dude, take some meds. I'm not even going to read this shit.

haha, sorry Null. i really noticed how i hurt you to the point you were just like "WAAAAH UR UGLY AND UR GAY" so I don't blame you for not reading my post out of sheer cowardice.

over the last couple days I've talked to a few people over pm who are disatisfied with your job as an admin, and when I'm gone,at least there will always be someone waiting to call you out on your fuck ups, tard mommy.