💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

No normal person is buying those bags. You can get a tub of ground up coffee beans for like $5 at any store. Anyone buying Quartering's shit unironically is a moron. Even if you want the whole beans to grind yourself, you can get them cheaper
I just know that a bag of beans for 100 bucks is too high a price for any drink. Drinks cannot be enjoyed slowly. Coffee cools off quickly like any hot drink. You drink it then or it gets nasty. Horrible price to enjoyment ratio.
Yes it's Cheese Pizza but I haven't seen that used since Pizzagate, and that also might be what Hambly is hinting at. Even then when was the last time you heard about Pizzagate, IF Hambly wanted to be really relevant why not mention Diddy. IDK I'm reaching but what he posted is reaching even more.

I still can't get over that fact that his last name is really Hambly.
Hambly is horribly stuck in the past. Like take that picture of his fish tank a while back. Nigger covered up his feet with an emoji. Nigga NOBODY is getting off to your cave troll feet. I do remember when that was more of a meme though. He is basically boomer tier in his references.
 
Maybe I'm just a retard, but isn't it specifically Cheese Pizza that is associated with pedophiles, not just pizza in general?
'Cheese pizza' was recognized by the FBI as a codename for, well, you probably know, CSAM. That was used as the basis to associate Comet Ping Pong and certain expenditures of questionable amounts made by the Obama administration with theories of child exploitation, which eventually became known as Pizzagate, then the word 'pizza' just sort of started getting colloquially thrown around as a euphemism for more of the same, with varying degrees of seriousness. I remember Jeremy talking about some of these things back in the relevant time period, but I don't recall his seriousness or attitude, other than he was definitely aware of some of the stories being passed around.

But Jeremy is the last motherfucker that should be talking about pizza conspiracy allegations, not only due to the aforementioned disgusting comments he's made towards children, but because whether all of it is a schizo conspiracy theory or there is some legitimacy to some of the claims, he only wants to make money off of name-dropping so he can pretend to be in the based cool kid's club.

edit I just remembered, John Podesta was one of the central focal points of Pizzagate, in case anyone cares. People were trying to decode various things Podesta had written down, types of pizza, or condiments, or whatever, as different... 'demographics' of trafficked children. Example, "pepperoni pizza" might refer to a male child, while "hawaiian pizza" might refer to a female child. Those aren't actual examples of the translations or anything, I forgot that shit a while back, but the example is there. Only reason I bring this up, is I think this was one of the major phenomenons that occurred that made people think of pizza in general being related to child trafficking, rather than specifically 'cheese pizza'.
 
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Maybe I'm just a retard, but isn't it specifically Cheese Pizza that is associated with pedophiles, not just pizza in general?
Usually yes as it abbreviates to CP, but could be some Pizzagate thing, or if the app only has one pizza icon. In any case, it's a stretch at best on Hambly's part and a gross one.
 
Usually yes as it abbreviates to CP, but could be some Pizzagate thing, or if the app only has one pizza icon. In any case, it's a stretch at best on Hambly's part and a gross one.
Justin chose it because his kid's face was a triangle in the photo. A pizza is also a triangle. Put it over his face, now the internet doesn't know what your toddler looks like. Insinuating that this basic bitch censoring that many parents do is pedophilia is fucking insane.
 
Justin chose it because his kid's face was a triangle in the photo. A pizza is also a triangle. Put it over his face, now the internet doesn't know what your toddler looks like. Insinuating that this basic bitch censoring that many parents do is pedophilia is fucking insane.
I agree, and in my initial response to it was that he chose it because it's a triangular emoji that will cover the kid's face but not his. Hambly is a desperate clout chaser.
 
I agree, and in my initial response to it was that he chose it because it's a triangular emoji that will cover the kid's face but not his. Hambly is a desperate clout chaser.
I didn't mean to say anything about you if I did lol. But yes. He is trying to get clicks off a literal child. And it's just upsetting how he's doing it. Like, why did you even think that? That is his son! I know you're never going to experience that Jermey, your balls are fucking dead and there us a 50/50 chance your wife already left you, but come on nigger.
 
Hambly seems to have a long history of accusing others of pedophilia while making plenty of questionable jokes towards real people's kids like Dankula's daughter. I'm pretty sure JB just chose a random triangular emoji and didn't think about the possible implications of a fat retard clout chasing off of it.
But Jeremy is the last motherfucker that should be talking about pizza conspiracy allegations, not only due to the aforementioned disgusting comments he's made towards children, but because whether all of it is a schizo conspiracy theory or there is some legitimacy to some of the claims, he only wants to make money off of name-dropping so he can pretend to be in the based cool kid's club.
When the Disney = Groomers stuff was trending this fat goober was out there calling every high school teacher with a pride flag in their class a groomer. I personally think it's gross to grift off casually calling people groomers and pedophiles when that's the most serious accusation you could make towards someone and could legitimately get them killed if taken seriously. That's not to mention how making those terms lose all meaning and weight does actual damage to trying to hold actual groomers and pedophiles accountable. You would think the guy whining about being called a Nazi for the past 8 years would understand that.

Anyways as hard as Jeremy went on woke "groomers" who were never even accused of actual wrong doing he sure was ready to sweep for the actual groomers.

A couple years ago that clip of him from way back excusing 40 year old Asia Argento for fucking a 17 year old she had known since he was 14. Saying "I don't think it's gross" and debating a very disgusting Bearing who made the correct case this was legally statutory rape and morally was very disgusting. So first off it doesn't count if she's hot.

Then there was the case of Doctor Disrespect. Jeremy was a known Doc dick rider and after Doc admitted to "inappropriate texts" with a girl he knew to be a minor who he was trying to meet at an IRL event Quartering quickly offered him a "firm handshake" on Twitter. Then Jeremy went to work inventing a made up scenario that the girl must have been 17 years and 11 months old so it wasn't that big of a deal. Shortly there after he just pretended like this was a fact for some reason. No Quartering first off no one knows how old the girl was just that she was under age so you can't just imagine the least damaging scenario and present it as fact. Second even if that was the case this is literally what grooming means so which side are you on here?

There's been other cases too of Quartering but the Doc one is when a lot of his fans were like "holy shit dude you can't be serious."

I've also seen evidence implying that he personally takes credit for getting Doc to move to Rumble. Congrats Jeremy you are not only sweeping for a literal groomer who tried to use his status to fuck underaged girls but making sure he stays platformed. Clearly Bieber is plotting some kind of pedophilia on his 1 year old daughter though for putting an emoji over her face on Instagram, big brain shit there diaper dumper.

It never ceases to amaze me how shameless this fucker can be. He's just completely incapable of accepting even the most minor L which is a big part of why he's a lolcow. It's very easy to just say "I used to love Doc but wow, yikes, trying to fuck underaged girls is too much I'm out." Literally all of Doc's friends said that immediately when the Doc admission dropped but Jeremy who is just a dick riding fanboy wants to defend him to the death. It's entirely fucking pathetic.
 
I just want to say this is a deranged thing to be posting about a picture of someone holding their own child. Jeremy, most celebrities leave the house so they don't have a decade of internet brain rot like you and thus don't understand that pizza emoji is some internet schizophrenic code for child molestation.
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Didn't Quarterton threaten Malaysia's Biggest Elon fan, Ian Miles Cheong, with a lolsuit for calling Jeremy a pedophile?
 
I just want to say this is a deranged thing to be posting about a picture of someone holding their own child. Jeremy, most celebrities leave the house so they don't have a decade of internet brain rot like you and thus don't understand that pizza emoji is some internet schizophrenic code for child molestation.
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Don't mind that though, Jeremy is too busy making videos about boycotting everything from Disney to Tractor Supply Co. for being woke to source his 'non-political' coffee from one of the million coffee roasters that isn't aggressively woke.
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Love that this faggot hypocrite wants everyone to boycott every company under the sun for the same shit his own coffee supplier/roaster does. He still insists he roasts his own beans and 4 years later has yet to show a single scrap of evidence this roasting operation exists that isn't immediately shown to just be Millcreek Roasters with the employees wearing his shirts.

I'll spare you me reposting all their pride month wine tasting events with proceeds going to the Trevor Project, BLM posts, NB-employees, pride flags, etc. since I've already reposted links to all that in the past few pages.
You just reminded me of that Tractor Supply "fiasco". It was a gigantic fucking nothing burger.
I worked at a TSC at the time this was a big thing, not a single manager, supervisor, district manager, nobody said a thing about pride month or celebrating faggotry. Why? Because why in the fuck would a store catering to mostly blue collar rural farm folk want to piss off their clientele with that kinda shit? Even the farmers that aren't strictly right wing small town country bumpkin hicks don't give a single shit about fags and would rather make their way to the farm and feed aisles without having to seem some gay shit on the way.

Jeremy would have understood that if that faggot ever actually went it a TSC for anything other than dog food.
Like when Jeremy started pissing and moaning about Carhartt "going woke!" what the fuck do you care? Your job is to grift on the internet and bitch about crane games, aquariums, remote control cars, and coffee when you're not pretending to give a shit about the "decline of the West!" There's not a single fucking thing your fat fucking ass would over need Carhartt clothing (or any other kind of work wear) because your entire job is performed from a cushy chair in your basement, like there's not a single fucking thing you would ever need to go into TSC for.

Fuck TSC, their Producers Pride feed will make your chickens produce shitty eggs and their 4Health Dog Food will give your dog the shits.
 
I started clipping Jeremy. The first of his awful episodes I sat through was titled "Youtube ADMITS Censorship & Will Restore Accounts, Liberals Vs Tylenol, Kimmel Pulled AGAIN!", but it looks like he's removed it from Rumble? Maybe it wasn't performing up to his expectations, and he deleted it, lmao.
























I don't know much about coffee because it's a disgusting, stinky shitslop liquid only drank by degenerates, but a simple amazon search for 'kona coffee' immediately disproved his claim of normal market conditions for coffee.









 

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I had to make a separate post for this one. It's my favorite theme from this particular episode.


This on its own, is fine. I've done lots of labor and combat sports in my life, and have suffered all sorts of injuries and maladies. I have found both massage therapists and chiropractors both very useful in preventing and healing from them. Depending on one's lifestyle, it's quite natural that anyone might find out they prefer one over the other.

It is worth noting that chiropractors hold doctoral-level degrees in their field.


But, after unnecessarily sharing a family member's private medical details,


But he still distrusts doctors!


And yet... despite distrusting 'real doctors'... Jeremy still hit his deductible, and therefore, out of a greedy sense of financial opportunity, wants to see what other services he can get, presumably in his mind 'for free' due to insurance covering the bill.





So... the morbidly obese man, who has claimed to shop around for doctors to get the prescriptions he wants, doesn't trust these same doctors, even though that's the field that has exhausted uncountable amounts of time, intellect and resources to come up with a pill to help alleviate his self-inflicted uncontrollable pants-shitting behavior, wants to see how many services he can procure from them for free, despite not trusting their treatments and instead preferring alternative medical approaches.

Riiiiiiiiight.
 
Justin chose it because his kid's face was a triangle in the photo. A pizza is also a triangle. Put it over his face, now the internet doesn't know what your toddler looks like. Insinuating that this basic bitch censoring that many parents do is pedophilia is fucking insane.
He was groomed/raped as a kid... look at his interactions with PDiddy and also Pink. Sadly pedophiles create other pedophiles through their abuse. Some of the abused go on to abuse others as their mind tries to normalize it.
 
I started clipping Jeremy. The first of his awful episodes I sat through was titled "Youtube ADMITS Censorship & Will Restore Accounts, Liberals Vs Tylenol, Kimmel Pulled AGAIN!", but it looks like he's removed it from Rumble? Maybe it wasn't performing up to his expectations, and he deleted it, lmao.



I don't know much about coffee because it's a disgusting, stinky shitslop liquid only drank by degenerates, but a simple amazon search for 'kona coffee' immediately disproved his claim of normal market conditions for coffee.


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I bet they got a whole 18 dollars in donations because of this buster of a stream. CWC was more entertaining and more authentic in his pseudo heyday than these three.
 
And yet... despite distrusting 'real doctors'... Jeremy still hit his deductible, and therefore, out of a greedy sense of financial opportunity, wants to see what other services he can get, presumably in his mind 'for free' due to insurance covering the bill.
I swear I posted a clip of Quartering talking about how he "never went to doctors" not that long ago but then he has a long history of talking about getting pills prescribed and having to see a doctor every time he gets gout twice a year and told stories of various other trips to the doctor over the past few years. Over the Summer he went to the doctor more in the span of 2 months than I've been in the past 20 years.

He's just totally delusional and completely out of touch with how bad his situation is. His health is complete shit and he probably has 4x-6 the doctor's visits of the average person but copes hard that his weight isn't affecting him. On one of his losing weight rants he talked about how he didn't take weight loss seriously because he never had "long term issues" from being overweight. Bitch you sleep with a CPAP machine hooked to your face so you don't choke on your own neck fat and die in your sleep WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Edit: Also it's been recently pointed out to me that Quartering looks like a literal retarded person in all the thumbnails from his RC Nightmare side channel so let's enjoy that together.
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Edit: Also it's been recently pointed out to me that Quartering looks like a literal retarded person in all the thumbnails from his RC Nightmare side channel so let's enjoy that together.
Middle aged man using filters on his face for thumbnails = peak faggotry. I hate when women do it, too. You're not fooling anybody with half a brain into thinking that you are younger or more attractive than you actually are. It screams "insecurity" and is downright pathetic.
 
Today's clips are from this livestream . Not nearly as funny to me personally as the last episode I clipped, but the things he says I found generally more infuriating than the last one. This is mostly due to the claims he makes about his personal wealth, and how out of touch with reality he actually is.

Side note, I noticed some early frames from clips in my last 2 posts were missing. I turned off an option called "frame accurate cutting", and the few I checked seem to be better. Hopefully that problem is solved and these clips are higher-quality.


First, Jeremy is considering threatening CloudFlare with 'bad press' from his mega-successful YouTube channel because he's too incompetent to cancel a paid service on time for a contract he agreed to.



Then he considers threatening a furniture company in the same manner, because his cats allegedly pissed on the $40,000 furniture he wants to brag about (he claims they smell like cat piss, but I find it more believable he actually shat himself while sitting on them). He also admits to getting 'free' tables from the same company, because they had 'scratches', although he admits they're perfectly usable. Perhaps he is technically correct that the scratches were covered by the warranty, but I find it very hypocritical to argue for the spirit of the warranty for the CloudFlare situation, but the letter of the warranty for the furniture situation. Almost like he flip-flops between 'spirit' and 'letter' of the law to whichever most suits his needs at any given moment.



Finally, he says that he thinks he can intimidate them into at least refunding the cost of the warranty. But if your story is true about the cat piss, why wouldn't you demand the full coverage, Jeremy? Smells like you're leaving out some important details or changed a few important facts.


Jeremy went on a long rant about the price of meat in grocery stores. Although I hate to admit that I'm forced to agree with him that there is some fuckery going on in the food industry, he certainly doesn't miss an opportunity to flex that he's a "big fancy YouTuber" (his words) that can afford the biggest and best cuts that Walmart has to offer.



However, despite being a "big fancy YouTuber" that has $40k furniture, he brags about only buying 1 nice steak for himself while he consciously buys shitty dogfood-tier steak for his guests. What a lovely host.



To finalize his ramblings about steak, he actually claims that he's fighting the power by buying steaks larger than he's capable of eating (which I doubt). Somehow, his gluttony is the ethical resistance the based revolution has been waiting for. Also, he's too retarded to realize that you can just cut the steak in half before you cook it so you don't need to cook the whole thing so you don't need to reheat the leftovers (which he confesses is 'blasphemy' by his standards but just does it anyways, which is complete on-brand for him).



He's such a fucking retard.

This one might be considered a little petty, because of my personal biases towards animals. But Jeremy has insisted for years that he's such a good person because he looooooves animals. Consider that the following clips are of a man who claims to have massive personal fortune and can spend $40k on furniture, etc etc with regards to his frivolous and consumerist purchases, blah blah blah.

This is the origin of the furniture scam clips. Jeremy says that he would either a) kick a cat out of the house, to permanently live outside, or b) force a cat to live the rest of its life trapped in a fucking bathroom because they damages his precious furniture. And he thinks this makes him a good person because he has psychopath friends who murder their pets, but he's not as bad as them, so it's all a-ok.




Fuck him and his friends.

Normally I would be understanding that pets can get into stuff around the house, but in Jeremy's case, I suspect it's much more likely that there are dangerous items left out all the time that the animals get into, and can harm themselves with. Regardless of that, though, Jeremy says he has a policy that each pet gets '1 major surgery', before he will refuse to financially support them.

Now I fully admit that this is my personal bias, but if I had as much money as he claims to, my animals would get any damned surgery they need. Of course, one should take preventive measures to stop events like that from happening in the first place, but I suspect Jeremy doesn't do that. To openly brag about financially abandoning your animals in an attempt to cultivate parasocial relationships - whether or not I'm being biased in condemning his faggotry here, I'm still revoking his 'animal lover' card.





And finally, my personal favorite because it provoked the least amount of anger and the most amount of lulz from me from this entire episode...



Earlier in the episode, Jeremy talked about how his business runs on Starlink, and that he agreed with Elon's statements on free speech. I find that interesting, because both of those things personally benefit Jeremy.

 
I was kind of out of the loop on the whole Quarter Pounder saga - specifically the details of his whole drama with Sydney Watson and how she apparently grifted him for several hundred thousand dollars related to the creation of his failed media vehicle "The Publica". Heard a bit about it on a Kino Casino clip that was posted to YouTube making fun of Jeremy and his garbage show that I found highly entertaining, was wondering if anyone happened to know of a good summary of that whole situation so I can get caught up on the lore.
 
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