💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Mose said:
I was kind of out of the loop on the whole Quarter Pounder saga - specifically the details of his whole drama with Sydney Watson and how she apparently grifted him for several hundred thousand dollars related to the creation of his failed media vehicle "The Publica". Heard a bit about it on a Kino Casino clip that was posted to YouTube making fun of Jeremy and his garbage show that I found highly entertaining, was wondering if anyone happened to know of a good summary of that whole situation so I can get caught up on the lore.
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Are you asking for the lore behind the Sydney stuff specifically, or more lore of him in general?
 
sherwoods110 said:
Middle aged man using filters on his face for thumbnails = peak faggotry. I hate when women do it, too. You're not fooling anybody with half a brain into thinking that you are younger or more attractive than you actually are. It screams "insecurity" and is downright pathetic.
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What's even worse that despite using obvious filters, he can't find a way to hide the bags from around his sullen raccoon eyes.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
I swear I posted a clip of Quartering talking about how he "never went to doctors" not that long ago but then he has a long history of talking about getting pills prescribed and having to see a doctor every time he gets gout twice a year and told stories of various other trips to the doctor over the past few years. Over the Summer he went to the doctor more in the span of 2 months than I've been in the past 20 years.

He's just totally delusional and completely out of touch with how bad his situation is. His health is complete shit and he probably has 4x-6 the doctor's visits of the average person but copes hard that his weight isn't affecting him. On one of his losing weight rants he talked about how he didn't take weight loss seriously because he never had "long term issues" from being overweight. Bitch you sleep with a CPAP machine hooked to your face so you don't choke on your own neck fat and die in your sleep WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Edit: Also it's been recently pointed out to me that Quartering looks like a literal retarded person in all the thumbnails from his RC Nightmare side channel so let's enjoy that together.
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He looks sickly also souless, there is nothing going on behind those eyes.
 
Seafarer said:
Great! More competition for Quarterplanet to deal with as he slides into irrelevancy! This guy talks shit about YouTube but the only reason he has his McMansion is because YouTube banned most of his competition and left him on as a token conservative.
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Quarterpounder couldn't even fund a big studio to save his career. Ironically Alex Jones at least saved his money for a “News Station” but it's something at least and he had money before YouTube was a thing. Quarterplanet is losing so much money over his failing coffee brand coffee that it makes him hurt himself.
 
Fag Alert Major Fag Alert said:
Quarterpounder couldn't even fund a big studio to save his career. Ironically Alex Jones at least saved his money for a “News Station” but it's something at least and he had money before YouTube was a thing. Quarterplanet is losing so much money over his failing coffee brand coffee that it makes him hurt himself.
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Alex Jones is the opposite of Jeremy, high energy and likeable, he also runs a business that despite the lefts attempt to shutdown runs better.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
He means the Sydney stuff and how he spent hundreds of thousands simping for her
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I'd be interested in this too if there is a good synopsis somewhere. I remember him saying something similar about Ian Miles Cheong and that failed "gaming news" site Exclusively Games.

He seems to exhibit a pattern of trying to yolo on some business right at the end of when those things are relevant, then being pissed off when he is the only one who financially contributes to the project and it tanks.

For something like The Publica or even Exclusively Games, what overhead is involved besides paying writers or an editor or something? He is hosting that shit at BlueHost for $10/mo, and the domain is $10/year. Maybe email? This guy seems like the US Government with how he runs a business.
 
Sloppy Party Bottom said:
I'd be interested in this too if there is a good synopsis somewhere. I remember him saying something similar about Ian Miles Cheong and that failed "gaming news" site Exclusively Games.
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My synopsis of the Sydney Watson saga.

Him sperging out over how Syndey Watson simped him out.

Edit:
TheQuartering has unlisted roughly 150 videos on the Incredible Salt Mine channel, gee I wonder why...
This is all that remains listed.
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Looks like he hid everything but 2 episodes from last year and the first 20 episodes.

Note these videos still exist on the channel but are no longer searchable on Youtube, so you'd have to be a somewhat advanced internet user to find them. Luckily they were all archived on Preservetube at the following link. Which he is clearly aware of and why he likely didn't bother fully deleting them.

Pretty much an admission that he's embarrassed and/or scared a lot of the stuff he said in those old podcasts will be brought back up at some point.

He's commented recently that the farms hate him and tweeted a screenshot from his hater subreddit last week. So this is your periodic reminder that Jeremy consumes all relevant hater content about himself and seethes about it in silence, so when you get a good dunk in on him just know that he will read it eventually. :story:
 
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The World's Dumbest (and Fattest) Entrepreneur tried to spike the ball and show that he's a successful businessman and is immediately called out. His own screenshot contradicts his statement and displays only gross sales. Jeremy gives no actual profit statement and "forgets" to account for any business costs.

Let's do some math:

In August, at $39,600 spread over 2,312 units, ol'Ham Planet is only making $17.13 per unit. Being that all his coffee starts at $20.00, he's taking a big hit right off the bat. As the poster rebuts, he fails to take into a large number of costs. Let's start with salary. Jeremy repeatedly talks about having several employees. Let's go with the stated amount of 40k per person salary.

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Gross earnings without Jeremy paying any benefits, unemployment insurance and other legally required amounts (state tax, sales tax, etc) equals $1,817.12. Lets assume he's utter shit with his employee's and doing as little as possible in the way of benefits and round the bi-weekly pay to $2,000. This would put monthly pay at $4,000. At five employees it'll be $20,000.

Next let's look at shipping. At an INCREDIBLY generous amount of $4.00 per order to ship the coffee, that's a significant cost. In September there were 1.18 (rounded up) units per order. Being very generous again, we'll give Quarter Pounder a successful month at 1.4 units per order. This would give us 1,989 orders in August. At $4.00 per order with cut rate postage, we get $7,956.

Now let's talk about the beans. Taking data from a wholesale coffee roasting site we can get some decent pricing.

You can read the website info here.

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Looking over all of the coffee selections it's reasonable to conclude the offerings are varied between commodity and specialty grade beans. Being generous, we'll call the beans $3.50lb all in between the high and low value beans. Based on roasting data you need between 1.2 - 1.3 lbs. We'll take the middle ground of 1.25lbs per pound of roasted coffee. To get a rough estimate of the amount of beans needed, first we'll take a look at product size.

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The smallest product size is 12 oz per bag. Assuming the 80/20 rule (80% of sales should be 20% of your products) its reasonable to conclude that 80% - 90% of his products sold are coffee. We will go with 85%. So 2,312 x .85 = 1,965 bags. 1,965 x 12 oz = 23,582 oz of roasted, ground and ready to brew coffee. We will round up to 24,000 oz as obviously Jeremy wouldn't be roasting per bag. 1.25 of beans is 20oz. 24,000 / 20 = 1,200lbs of beans needed. 1,200lbs x $3.50 = $4,200

Moving onto bags, we can see he's using premium packaging. Even at a lowball price he's paying $.50 a bag. 2000 bags = $1000. This doesn't include the cost of shipping these goods to Big Boy's warehouse but it shouldn't be too high so I'll cut fatty a break on this one and write it off. We will, however, add another $1250 for shipping materials. This is on the cheap end.

For reference here is pricing from ULINE, the standard for all things shipping and warehouse materials in the USA (Shoutout ULINE and their freebie catalogue).

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Let's get a quick rundown so far:

Labor - $20,000
Shipping - $7,956
Beans - $4,200
Packaging - $1,000
Shipping Materials - $1,250
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So far - $34,406 (LMAO)

Next, let's do warehouse space. Jeremy is going to need a flex space capable of having an office, a roasting floor, storage, packaging, etc. This will require area's meeting food handling specifications which means a certain level of cleanliness and material design, ventilation, etc. Reasonably he'll need somewhere between 3,000 and 5,000 sq ft.

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Being EXTREMELY generous again on average pricing per sq ft based upon his business needs, we will put it at $10 sq ft. To be very clear, I'm lowballing the fuck out of this. We'll take the average for the space needs of 4k sq ft. This puts us at $40,000 per year. $40,000 / 12 = $3,350 per month. Due to the need for temperature control, moisture control, powering roasters, lighting, internet, basic utilities, we'll put this again at a generously low $1,000 per month.

Add it all up and we are at:

$38,756 per month cost

$39,600
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$844

I can go on.

Remember everyone, Jeremy mentioned moving all his fulfillment to Amazon. For those who don't know, Amazon takes 50% up front for fulfillment. None of that accounts for the roasting, packaging, etc. Let's do that math:

Labor - $20,000
Beans - $4,200
Packaging - $1,000
Shipping Materials - $1,250
Amazon Fulfillment - $19,800
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$46,250

$39,600
-$46,250
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($6,650)


I'll even give Chubbs a break and say he got special introductory pricing of only 35%. Here's that math:

Labor - $20,000
Beans - $4,200
Packaging - $1,000
Shipping Materials - $1,250
Amazon Fulfillment - $13,860
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$40,310

$39,600
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($710)

Jeremy, buddy. You're total shit at business. You're operating at a loss most, if not all months if you're actually running the business independently and doing all this in house or doing everything in house outside of Amazon fulfillment. The only way you'd be turning a profit here is if you were one of numerous other private labels in a much larger roasting operations where they could eek out a small margin like the previous website mentioned.

Oh wait...

They even had a graph that would fit that model entirely...

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It's almost as if that's EXACTLY what you're doing Jer.

Stop drinking and tweeting like a bitch with a skinned knee.

Ring the bell Ashton.
 
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Maybe he'll be like that one species of lemur who you can pick coffee out of it's shits as lets not kid ourselves his coffee is shitty.
 
Dropa5pack said:
I don’t understand why big fat guys like him, and Patrick melton don’t shave their awful beards do they really think that looks good?
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No, it's because they know they'd look effiminate without the facial hair. It's a weird situation where the beard doesn't provide any additional self-confidence, but removing it somehow removes self-confidence from it's already low baseline.
 
I love how he does almost dsp-level begging saying he's losing money, won't be able to pay his employees, etc etc. Then immediately flip the script and brag about how rich he is while showing off another $10,000 watch, his $50k kitchen aquarium (rip fishees), his wife's plane, his business with multiple employees, etc etc. And then go back to begging.

It just boggles my mind. My mind is thoroughly boggled.
 
Wtf is this dumb faggot doing trying to start a coffee business? "True" and "Honest" """"Contrastive"""" coffee brands like Black Rifle Coffee have already corner that niche, so there is literally no fucking reason to buy this overpriced garbage. Jeremy needs to stop coping and just give up on this trash already cause this business is a total failure, just like this fat fucks entire carrier.
 
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