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Twrx said:
If he were to actually somehow get the millions a year he thinks he's entitled to. How quickly would he burn through it
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He'd probably be tricked into sending it all to William in a day or two.

Alternatively, he'd spend it all on porn, toys, games, and lose the rest to fake girlfriends. I doubt it would last more than a week. And of course Sally wouldn't see a red cent.
 
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Twrx said:
If he were to actually somehow get the millions a year he thinks he's entitled to. How quickly would he burn through it
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That's an interesting question, because the closest thing you can look to for reference is Shanny and Rev. They spent, like, 700k of his money...but mostly on food. Lots of food. Yeah, they went to some concerts, they moved to Colorado, and had an expensive house to pay rent on, got a car, but...

Cyraxx doesn't buy things that often. He would get the rig, new games, new TV, new computer...
But I don't think he'd know to buy a house.
I don't think he would ever buy a car.
He doesn't eat.
He doesn't seem to care about clothes or shoes...

The money might last awhile purely on the fact that he wouldn't t know what to spend it on
 
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Twrx said:
If he were to actually somehow get the millions a year he thinks he's entitled to. How quickly would he burn through it
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He'd easily burn through most of it in impulse amazon purchases, ai girlfriend subscriptions, troll scams, counsel in Wilkins v. Gloryhole, and video games. However I don't think he'd be able to spend all of it before his time runs out.
 
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Twrx said:
If he were to actually somehow get the millions a year he thinks he's entitled to. How quickly would he burn through it
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As @anliteralidiot said, he's so used to being poor, he wouldn't know how to spend that much money. But I think that fake friends and wranglers would come out of the woodwork and convince him to spend a lot of it on them or on lavish trips to Japan that don't materialize.

I said it months ago, but I think it would be so much funnier if he got on SSI and it was just a slow trickle of money coming in. He'd just blow it on all of those dumb trinkets the second it came into his account, then when the auto-payments for rent, internet, and streaming/gaming services all hit, he would just get killed with overdraft fees until he was thousands in the hole with no idea how to get out.
 
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Fart Finger Joseph said:
He'd easily burn through most of it in impulse amazon purchases, ai girlfriend subscriptions, troll scams, counsel in Wilkins v. Gloryhole, and video games. However I don't think he'd be able to spend all of it before his time runs out.
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ed might just put some bedbug killer in his celebration sludge for the money lol
 
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sodomy lifestyle said:
I went through two months of the goblin's whines, and made a compilation of all the times he mentions homelessness. My artistic dream is to create a longer cut that caps off with Raxx whimpering "My mom had to go to the hospital today.. the doctor just called me and said she needs to be moved to a care facility. Ed is gone. Guys.. I think I might be homeless soon."

I tried to level out the volume where Raxx had his maximum audio compression phase. By the way, is there any channel on YouTube than archives the goblin content uncut? I'd like to preserve all of the R-rated rants in my own cuts.

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2:37 "and the cops won't think anything of it, because I'm a homeless guy".

This felt unreal to hear when he originally put this out. Felt soo good to hear him utter those words, even if its just within one of his dumb hypotheticals. He knows that the homeless arc is coming sooner or later.
 
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Just think, at any given moment in time there's a midget goblin seething about trolls in his grandmas attic while he withers away.. yeah sure chance, THIS time the trolls will be slapped with felonies and you'll be able to go outside. hey, when you meet the president of Nintendo there's no limit to what you can accomplish
 
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2:37 "and the cops won't think anything of it, because I'm a homeless guy".

This felt unreal to hear when he originally put this out. Felt soo good to hear him utter those words, even if its just within one of his dumb hypotheticals. He knows that the homeless arc is coming sooner or later.
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Im not even going to say "haha, he's so delusional." Because honestly yeah, If someone kills him during the homeless arc, they will probably get away with it. I'm not advocating that, because no one should even risk prison over the goblin. But we all know that if his body turned up the APD would just shrug and would not devote any resources to the case. If there was no body to be found, he wouldn't even make it into the "missing persons" list. No one would ever come looking for him.

Whether violent or not, people will definitely be coming after him and tracking him down to mess with him. We shouldn't just be calling it the "homeless arc." That kinda undersells it. We really need to start hyping up the "goblin hunt" arc. Especially once Sally goes and his homelessness is imminent. Really hammer home the fear.
 
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Waiting on the Shadokai version of Chase's record label deal.

Who's going to take one for the team and sign a contract with Chase?

Who's going to buy him out when he's deemed unmanageable?
 
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I wonder why these antics on the internet, constantly threatening people with death and violence, aren't questioned by authorities. I know he is a 43, but isn't this many amounts of death threats enough already?
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It’s bc all of these morons are just clout chasers who are afraid of Rax at the end of the day. Or the community.

If they weren’t afraid any of these reactors, etc, could press charges for the threats. They would arrest him. They would get the feds involved. He would never get online again.

But they won’t do anything if nobody presses charges. So the authorities wait for somebody to man up. But they won’t, bc they care about content and clout and clicks.
 
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Dieter Laser said:
It’s bc all of these morons are just clout chasers who are afraid of Rax at the end of the day. Or the community.

If they weren’t afraid any of these reactors, etc, could press charges for the threats. They would arrest him. They would get the feds involved. He would never get online again.

But they won’t do anything if nobody presses charges. So the authorities wait for somebody to man up. But they won’t, bc they care about content and clout and clicks.
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You clearly have no fucking clue what you're talking about. It's not that easy to prosecute someone who says shit you don't agree with and threats over the internet generally don't get taken seriously by law enforcement in general.
 
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WellGee said:
This felt unreal to hear when he originally put this out. Felt soo good to hear him utter those words, even if its just within one of his dumb hypotheticals. He knows that the homeless arc is coming sooner or later.
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Perhaps in the future, we'll get to watch the following body cam footage...

[Recording starts inside in the patrol car, as it pulls up at a grocery store parking lot]
Cop 1: "... Called it in like fifteen minutes ago. Claimed there's a body in the back lot dumpster."
Cop 2: "Usually a false alarm, kids see an old mannequin covered in chicken giblets and freak out."
Cop 1: "Checking it anyway."

[Pair walks to the dumpster]
Cop 1: "Aw hell, it's a real one."
Cop 2: "Shit, is that a child - no, he's got a beard."
Cop 1: "Wait, I know this guy.. it's.. it's Chance the rapper!"
Cop 2: "Man.. wasn't expecting this. But you know what this means?"
Cop 1: "What?"
Cop 2: "No more calls to 339."
Cop 1: "Yeah.. no more calls." [Smiles faintly.]
 
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In a recent vid he put out raging about John for 2 hours he mentioned early on that he'll be calling up the Japanese headquarters and their president to have these guys shut down. No joke, I genuinely wish someone would push him to try and call the Japanese branch. Like his little brothers should encourage him to call, John and William should tell him "do it pussy" or something, I want to watch him try. If he somehow manages to contact a Japanese number with his American one, I would love to hear him trying to talk to a representative. The man has zero understanding that a company in and from Japan will not give a shit about the legal dealings of crimes from a different country happening in said other country.
 
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