The Rat King Chart of Doom - Lend me your autism, fellow Farmers.

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AnOminous said:
I disagree on Peter Coffin and Izzy Galvez. Both Rat Kings whether or not they're trannies. That's never been the defining feature. Similarly, David S. Gallant is definitely a low-tier Rat King. I'd argue Kengle is approaching Rat King status, but they seem to be repelling his advances, so maybe not.

Rat Kinging is a matter of function, and people too important individually really aren't Rat King members. Hence, no Zoe Quinn or John Flynt.

I think the question is would you give a shit about these people if not for their bizarre social connections? If the answer is no, they are probably only significant because of Rat King membership.

Not that it really matters, since it's just an autistic social construct we basically made up.
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That's actually a compelling argument, AnOminous. If we go by that, Nyberg almost certainly is too, and Galvez and Coffin are both in at the Gallant tier.
 
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Jaimas said:
That's actually a compelling argument, AnOminous. If we go by that, Nyberg almost certainly is too, and Galvez and Coffin are both in at the Gallant tier.
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Nyberg is an interesting case because I'm not sure how he connects to the others. He gets a lot of general expressions of support, but I don't see much interaction. He's also mostly a gg figure. CON itself is sort of a quasi-RK. I don't think it's really the same, though.

Part of why our troon RKs are so amusing is that they're almost a parody of what you would get if you had a society where literally every member was completely autistic. Except in the lolcow sense of autistic, because even societies of actual real autistic people (like WrongPlanet) aren't this dysfunctional.
 
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AnOminous said:
Nyberg is an interesting case because I'm not sure how he connects to the others. He gets a lot of general expressions of support, but I don't see much interaction. He's also mostly a gg figure. CON itself is sort of a quasi-RK. I don't think it's really the same, though.

Part of why our troon RKs are so amusing is that they're almost a parody of what you would get if you had a society where literally every member was completely autistic. Except in the lolcow sense of autistic, because even societies of actual real autistic people (like WrongPlanet) aren't this dysfunctional.
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Nyberg used to be deeply entrenched, but fell away from the RK when shit about child and dog interests started covering him. If you search him and a number of RK people on twitter you see interactions slow around 2015. Same with Laurelai because people realized Laurelai is a grade A+ creep
 
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Nyberg used to be deeply entrenched, but fell away from the RK when shit about child and dog interests started covering him. If you search him and a number of RK people on twitter you see interactions slow around 2015. Same with Laurelai because people realized Laurelai is a grade A+ creep
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Yeah, that's kinda why I pushed her back to grey area. Still pretty frequent in Nora and TLL mentions though.
 
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Jaimas said:
Yeah, that's kinda why I pushed her back to grey area. Still pretty frequent in Nora and TLL mentions though.
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She's also in mentions from AnaMaradoll and Katelyn quite a bit.

Ruin said:
We're making autism flowcharts of fail now? Oh fuck we've become /cow/
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And just think of the madness that I'm trying to sort out. I may be in an aslyum by year's end.
 
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I'm not sure if Bex/Becca should be included, though I know she regularly interacts with Mardoll. She's a hatesink all her own.
 
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Jaimas said:
> Implying that like 92% of /cow/ aren't former Kiwis
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/cow/ is basically just a colony of exiled Kiwis who were too autistic even for us.

Should Fire be on this chart? I know he's engaged in polyamorous online "relationships" with several other troons. His little Rat King cell includes Locria who IIRC white knighted Nyberg.
 
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You guys missed one
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Also, from my big autistic war board, we have in relation to Phil and others

Jordan Gwendolyn Davis
Friends with Nekoarc, Greta, Nina
Lovers with Jessica Davis
Enemies with Phil

Richard Jones / Terra Jones
Friends with Greta, Nina, Phil, Kylie Brooks, Nekoarc, Nick Nyberg, more I can't remember

John Langley
Failed owner of Red & Black Cafe
Friends with Rani Bakr, Chloe Sagal, Billy Radick, Phil

Chloe Sagal
Enemies with nearly everyone, but includes Leighanna Walsh, Phil, Rani, Billy Radick, Brianna Wu, Randi Harper,
Previous lover Rani Bakr
Current lover (maybe) Seth Collins / Szaeg Gholline

Phil
Enemies with Chloe Sagal, Rani Bakr, Billy Radick, Jordan Davis, Jessica Davis, Leighanne Walsh (sometimes), Richard Jones (sometimes)
Friends with Kelley Cyr, Kylie Brooks, Daniel Hong, Arina Leelah Grace, John Langley, Richard Jones (sometimes), Robin Markle, Jeffrey Garten / Violet Hargrave / Goblin Queen
 
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So, not only is Wes a vector for the syphilherp, he's also the vector for Rat Kings.....makes sense.
 
Who do you intend this list for? If it's for people who know about some rat king posters but not the whole deal using legal/assumed tranny names in the chart alongside real ones might help people figure out better who knows who.
 
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Poor Choices said:
Who do you intend this list for? If it's for people who know about some rat king posters but not the whole deal using legal/assumed tranny names in the chart alongside real ones might help people figure out better who knows who.
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I considered that, too. I may edit them in at some point as well. But the legal names are still searchable.

Laurelai, for example, is still Wesley Bailey legally. Eden Belmont is still Zachary Bradley legally. Katelyn Burns aka Katelyn Garrett is legally Katelyn Garrett. He legally changed his name in official documents.

But as soon as I get the main parts done, I may go into the charting program and edit per your suggestion.
 
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