The Rat King Chart of Doom - Lend me your autism, fellow Farmers.

[Staffy]

This is one of the most useful posts here OP. Thanks for making light of the members of this autistic tranny illuminati that's creeping behing today.

Also, shouldn't Brianna Wu be here?

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

This is one of the most useful posts here OP. Thanks for making light of the members of this autistic tranny illuminati that's creeping behing today.

Also, shouldn't Brianna Wu be here?

No, and the reason is that Wu has been excommunicated from them. She's used them for self serving purposes against the group. Same for Zoë Quinn, too.

 

[MG 620]

The rat king aspect is them being joined at the ass.

Sounds about right, the do tend to shit on each other more often than not.

 

[Jaimas]

this thread tbh

Not enough methamphetamine

 

[Francis York Morgan]

No, and the reason is that Wu has been excommunicated from them. She's used them for self serving purposes against the group. Same for Zoë Quinn, too.

Of the three near the bottom of the chart, Zoe's the only one who might still fit. Obviously Gallant and Jake pine for her on the regular, but I think she gets retweeted on occasion by a couple of other RKers. However, Zoe herself doesn't acknowledge any of them and seems to be keeping her distance from the group because crazy troon politics is part of the reason CON imploded.

But yeah, Wu and Randi should both not be there. Randi looks like she's washed her hands of pretty much all of them and only seems connected because a couple of RKers (like Nora) hold a grudge against her. Brianna is actively despised by almost all of them and never really was part of their online circlejerk to begin with. She doesn't need them for money or exposure because she has her own network of asskissers to lean on and Wu herself doesn't seem to like talking to other trannies.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

Of the three near the bottom of the chart, Zoe's the only one who might still fit. Obviously Gallant and Jake pine for her on the regular, but I think she gets retweeted on occasion by a couple of other RKers. However, Zoe herself doesn't acknowledge any of them and seems to be keeping her distance from the group because crazy troon politics is part of the reason CON imploded.

But yeah, Wu and Randi should both not be there. Randi looks like she's washed her hands of pretty much all of them and only seems connected because a couple of RKers (like Nora) hold a grudge against her. Brianna is actively despised by almost all of them and never really was part of their online circlejerk to begin with. She doesn't need them for money or exposure because she has her own network of asskissers to lean on and Wu herself doesn't seem to like talking to other trannies.

And another factor on Wu. He will deny he is a transgendered person. Nobody can make him admit he was born as a male. That also causes major asshurt in the Rat King.

 

[HG 400]

Not enough methamphetamine

There's never enough methamphetamine since Null banned likeicare.

 

[repentance]

Phil
Enemies with Chloe Sagal, Rani Bakr, Billy Radick, Jordan Davis, Jessica Davis, Leighanne Walsh (sometimes), Richard Jones (sometimes)
Friends with Kelley Cyr, Kylie Brooks, Daniel Hong, Arina Leelah Grace, John Langley, Richard Jones (sometimes), Robin Markle, Jeffrey Garten / Violet Hargrave / Goblin Queen

Woah. What's the Phil/Violet Hargave connection? If Jake and Phil have somehow discovered one another then that's actually a pretty big deal and means that Jake Alley/Secret Gamer Girl/Violet Hargrave is no longer obsessed with surrounding himself with "cool people".

Also, an important enemy of Chloe is Zinnia Jones - who attracts the adoration of many of these people and the ire of others.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Also, an important enemy of Chloe is Zinnia Jones - who attracts the adoration of many of these people and the ire of others.

Zinnia is arguably Chloe's most important enemy. It was her shitfits at Zinnia that led to Chloe losing her Twitter account multiple times, becoming more isolated as she lost more Rat King support, and has put her in the position she's at right now with her online presence (temp. accounts where she doesn't even acknowledge her identity).

 

[Smutley]

Woah. What's the Phil/Violet Hargave connection? If Jake and Phil have somehow discovered one another then that's actually a pretty big deal and means that Jake Alley/Secret Gamer Girl/Violet Hargrave is no longer obsessed with surrounding himself with "cool people".

Man my brain must have shut off. I meant to type "Violet Moonstar" but had just finished reading the updates to the Jake thread.

For the unaware

This is "Violet Hargave"

And this is "Violet Moonstar" who's had van sex with ADF

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

Man my brain must have shut off. I meant to type "Violet Moonstar" but had just finished reading the updates to the Jake thread.

For the unaware

This is "Violet Hargave"

And this is "Violet Moonstar" who's had van sex with ADF

Some of us don't have access to the secret laboratory, Smutley. It's coming up as a bad file on my end.

 

[repentance]

When I mentally run through the history of these connections, it's interesting to note the power shifts. Laurelai pretty much tweets into the void these days despite being hugely influential when SRS was a bit of a troon epicentre. Many of the troons who were extremely high profile on tumblr and reddit only a few years ago don't seem to have maintained their influence with the shift to Twitter.

There's also a very definite pre and post Gamergate demarcation.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

When I mentally run through the history of these connections, it's interesting to note the power shifts. Laurelai pretty much tweets into the void these days despite being hugely influential when SRS was a bit of a troon epicentre. Many of the troons who were extremely high profile on tumblr and reddit only a few years ago don't seem to have maintained their influence with the shift to Twitter.

There's also a very definite pre and post Gamergate demarcation.

It's why the Laurelai arrow is outward only. He says a lot of toxic shit they won't retweet. But then, they say the exact same shit. I mean, Nora is a less rape creature version of Laurelai, just twice as bitter.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Some of us don't have access to the secret laboratory, Smutley. It's coming up as a bad file on my end.

PM Null and ask him for access to the ADF forum.

 

[AnOminous]

This is why we need something like Maltego. Whatever weird, creepy intelligence agency is actually running that operation actually SHOULD know all this stuff.

What kind of links should there be here?

Coloring them, actual real, AIDS-transmitting buttsecks links should be bright red and solid and thick.
And then other stuff should be in differing colors and thicknesses as autism warrants.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Zoe claims to be genderless now but I agree that she's still not really part of the Rat King.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

 

[Erida]

Also, shouldn't Brianna Wu be here?

Inspired by @WeaponsGradeAutism, I thought I'd help out by making a separate Wu chart. It took a lot of time and effort collecting together all of Wu's friends and relationships but I think you'll find it's very thorough and a useful resource for any new Kiwi Farm members.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I wish I had a Semper Fi to give you.

You're doing God's work, son.

 

[Fork Cartel]

Sounds about right, the do tend to shit on each other more often than not.

They're just in close vicinity and literally shaking, so whenever they take mental dumps it gets flecked all over the place.

Autism being autism, they barely have the gumption to notice this unless it becomes too serious to ignore (as in the cases of Zoe and John).