Containment What If?

[TrippinKahlua]

I got one. Apologies if it's already been discussed. What if Chris was actually allowed to use Sonic and Pikachu for the CD cover?

Sonichu would still be created, because Chris is sick and crazy enough to make a fan fic of Sonic and Pikachu falling in love and crossbreeding this Sonichu monster.

 

[Anonimo]

I got one. Apologies if it's already been discussed. What if Chris was actually allowed to use Sonic and Pikachu for the CD cover?

I think that Sonichu might not exist, but he would still make a bad crossover comic about Sonic and Pikachu, and the trolling might not be as bad, or it may be worse.

 

[QueenMegan]

What if Chris stepped on a lego?

 

[BT 075]

What if Chris stepped on a lego?

Shit bricks and do nothing.

 

[Zim]

http://www.kltv.com/story/25518762/31-year-old-sophomore-at-e-texas-high-school-arrested

What if Chris found out someone else was living out his fantasy of still being in high school?

 

[Konstantinos]

http://www.kltv.com/story/25518762/31-year-old-sophomore-at-e-texas-high-school-arrested

What if Chris found out someone else was living out his fantasy of still being in high school?

He'd probably want to do something similar. As we all know though, Chris lacks the cunning and elegance required to pull of something like that. Assuming he actually does leave his lair to attempt to re-enroll, he would get stopped almost immediately based on how old and gross he looks.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris tried to give blood? would any blood bank accept him?

 

[Silver]

he did give blood, apparently

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

What if Chris took the highway to the danger zone?

 

[Zim]

he did give blood, apparently

Yep! Now you can have a little Sonichu in you!

 

[Coldgrip]

what if Chris tried to give blood? would any blood bank accept him?

No they wouldn't. Because Chris is so fat he bleeds gravy.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

What if Chris took the highway to the danger zone?

Then I'll be proud of him for actually growing a pair.

 

[Marvin]

No they wouldn't. Because Chris is so fat he bleeds gravy.

Haha, oh man, Jack Thaddeus was definitely one of the more underrated calls.

 

[Silver]

If Chris were born a girl, would all women be JERKS?

 

[Picklechu]

If Chris were born a girl, would all women be JERKS?

Nah, (s)he'd just hate all of those homophobes who don't approve of her lesbianism.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Chris had a fractal body structure: 2 smaller Chrises instead of arms, from which yet smaller Chrises sprout and so on...?

 

[Chikinballs]

what if someone offered chris 20 grand to get breast implants for a year or whatever it was that one guy got for doing it?

 

[Marvin]

what if someone offered chris 20 grand to get breast implants for a year or whatever it was that one guy got for doing it?

He would refuse to get them taken out.

 

[Dezcubek]

What if Chris inherits a huge castle?? How he´s gonna fill it with hoard??

 

[Coldgrip]

He'd fall into an oubliette and die.