💼 Careercow Ben Collins / Benjamin Thomas Collins / @oneunderscore__ - Journo Scum

Ben thinks that the reason why there's cops in DC is because some 4channer got beat up by blacks.
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His girlfriend is fighting to keep a Popeyes (and its customers) out of their neighborhood:
 
His girlfriend is fighting to keep a Popeyes (and its customers) out of their neighborhood:
Pretty racist of her to do that. I'm sure that will totally get her the black vote
 
So in regards to the Charlie Kirk news Ben is more worried about how this will effect poor innocent lefties like himself.
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Meanwhile Onion fans want him to celebrate the shooting.
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So Benny boy is trying to turn The Onion into a Documentary company now with some shitty 20 minute documentary of AI cringe and ejaculating on a manequin.
Here's the documentary archive just in case anything would happen that would cause Ben to pull down the movie.
 
The title "bad pedophile" implies the existence of a "good pedophile" which tells you everything you need to know about the people involved and the company they keep.

Whether that bad/good qualifier refers to morality or aptitude raises further questions.
 
So Benny boy is trying to turn The Onion into a Documentary company now with some shitty 20 minute documentary of AI cringe and ejaculating on a manequin.
Do people know that the man who gave Keffals a pity dono has since failed upward to the CEO of The Onion and it's owner?
 
Do people know that the man who gave Keffals a pity dono has since failed upward to the CEO of The Onion and it's owner?
I guess not. It still amazes me that #dropkiwifarms was 3 years ago, seemed like only yesterday that Cuckflare had its "Imminent threat to human life" moment. Then again like Gamergate there were a lot of characters that emerged during it that became forgotten once the drama was over.
 
So Benny boy is trying to turn The Onion into a Documentary company now with some shitty 20 minute documentary of AI cringe and ejaculating on a manequin.
Here's the documentary archive just in case anything would happen that would cause Ben to pull down the movie.
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Bad pedophile? I was unaware there was any other kind of pedophile. Is there something you want to tell us Ben?
 
I’ll accept my tard stickers for this one but the thread in A&N kind of made my jaw drop reading it, all I could think is “Ben Collins definitely diddles kids.” This is like a decade late and nobody asked for it lol. The astroturfing “that’s great, release the files” on social media that you could even find under cat videos seems to have inspired this. He’s submitting it himself for an Oscar in the short film category and he said
And while Collins admits that this is a shot in the dark, he has already come up with a pretty compelling Oscar campaign. “The Academy: Do you like pedophiles? I don’t think you do.” He smiles. “You know what you could do to prove it?”
pretty compelling? lol he definitely paid for this puff piece, right?
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is being unleashed at a time when speaking out against the president and his cronies feels riskier than ever—let alone insinuating that Trump was involved in a convicted pedophile’s circle.
lol what risk
“I think Charlie Kirk being shot is horrific, and what we all saw was awful and disgusting, and political violence is really terrible and inexcusable. I also believe that if your first instinct as a company is to say, ‘Jeffrey Epstein is friends with the president, and the president was friends with Charlie Kirk, therefore we can’t talk about the world’s biggest pedophile,’ that’s a bad instinct,” says Collins.
Just absolute schizo babble.

I especially resent the “truth to power, freedom fighter!” angle because there’s no regard for the diddled children who are scarred for life, or the kids without a father due to political terrorism, it’s just more cheap political fuel made to be consumed by the type of people who think pedophilia is an acceptable happening when it’s their guy doing the diddling. This will appeal to retards who keep cop mugshots loaded into an album anytime a tranny faggot gets arrested for diddling and spam the comments with “your side is worse! We just do a little molesting, have these diddled children as a gotcha, chud!

The George Carlin quote in his puff piece about how it’s one big club and you ain’t in it is rich too lol, he’s still mad about crying over Elon musk on live and getting shitcanned from The Elite. There’s also a quote in there where he says there will be tons of dick jokes which seems odd to joke about when it comes to people fucking kids.
 
I saw it come up in my recommended, but ignored it because, well the Onion is no more.

Archive won't work for me, but this sounds completely retarded. You just know he paid for this Vanity Fair article too. The best thing to do is just to ignore him.

ETA, I watched 6 min of it, and it's exactly what I expected. It's silly, not funny or with any depth. It's a carricature of the comedy that the Onion used to represent.

One other thing the onion did very well, besides being clever, was hiring fucking good actors. Watch any video back and you'll see comments praising the acting. This, on the other hand, is bad.
 
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