🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Since we're on the topic, Anna is very, very familiar with der Kummerspeck.
I looked it up-it translated as pain bacon??? I’d think bacon would give her Freud? Literally though, she does look like a pig and is always in pain, so maybe a good phrase for her.

Anna dances like an idiot. Why she does not know this? It makes me wonder if she ever looks at what she posts. (Yes, I know it’s a rhetorical question and the answer is always delusion.)

I don’t believe Anna ever mentioned going to school in Finland. Although her happiness retreat was a series of activities designed to show why the Finnish are called the happiest people in the words. That absolute mong might have called it school.
 
I think she had claimed to be an exchange student in finland in college. Then in her finland vlog she acted like she didn’t know there was public transportation to suburbs. Or maybe that was an excuse because she was worried about fitting who knows.
 
I don’t know if she went to Finland in high school but all that matters is
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The words are pain bacon, it means grief fat or fat gained from emotional eating. We all know someone who has lost weight from losing someone or gained a ton of weight from the loss. Anna is a hog.
I looked it up-it translated as pain bacon??? I’d think bacon would give her Freud? Literally though, she does look like a pig and is always in pain, so maybe a good phrase for her

It can also be used in an expanded sense to mean anxiety, worry, bordem or general ,disatisfaction with your life' eating(Sorry, allow me to correct that to proper fat bitch spelling: EAITING), it doesn't necessarily only extend to grief or loss. Kummer can also mean anxieties or worries, like troubles, even a sort of unhappy frustration like the Englisch ,chagrin' when you're stuck in a bad situation, or someone humiliates you in public. Heartache, or grief is probably the most common definition but it's a flexible word, it originated with same base word as ,cumbersome' and stuff like that, a literal blocking your way forward, like a Rockfall; and it's used in a lot of other Words: Liebeskummer: being apathetic with lovesickness, Kummerfalte; ,stress/worry lines like wrinkle, and in some more colloquial way for saying complaints. It's also the root of the Verb kümmern, has two different uses, one which is most antique now. The modern use is with sich and means (for you) to take care of someone or something, like a task or responsibility, but the older one is more like to cause a headache/cause a problem/cause grief(in the wider sense, not strictly loss of a loved one) for, surviving mainly in a more poetic form of "who gives a shit?". Like the saying: Was kümmert es den Mond, wenn ihn der Hund anbellt. The Moon doesn't care if a troonDog barks (at it).

Alright, I fully accept my puzzle-pieces with grace and know it's deserved but please forgive me that language and words as they originate and are used over time is so interesting.
To sum up: Anna is both a Kummerspeck practitioner, as in emotional sadness and disatisfaction eating to fatness; but is also the living embodiment of Kummerspeck, as in the literal translation of a giant problem and trouble made of Bacon.
 
Stolen from reddit - I'm not sure what kind of event this is, but if they replaced those bars with protein candy bars or Nando's skewers, I bet she would have caught every single one.



Aaaah! What the fuck is up with her right leg?!

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My theory on the mind/body separation thing is that a lot of very obese people have been sexually abused and they use food to disconnect from their body and get numb to it.
A big part of healing from sexual assault can be just reconnecting with the body you’ve become numb to. Not saying this is true for Anna just a comment on death fats in general. On my 600 pound life just about every single story involves sexual abuse.

Also the body becomes kind of like a fat persons enemy cause of you grow to hate it for all the ways it encumbers you but you don’t take that personal mental responsibility for it. I’d be think you’d kind of have to separate mind and body to get that big and keep doing it.

More accurately - a lot of morbidly obese people CLAIM to have been sexually abused, but this can't often be verified and frequently comes over as a bid to hide behind victimhood and avoid responsibility (very few death fats have any ability to take responsibility for anything).

I think Anna is more spoiled Mormon princess than SA victim.
 
"If you're new to lifting..."

Bitch, you can't even deadlift properly without it being elevated because of your fragile ego and gunt. The 135lb deadlift is the best one I've seen out of her, she looks like she locks out because she's able to pull it into her gunt enough to do so. The heavier ones get progressively worse until she gets to the point her form is so shit that it's embarrassing. The bar is tilted and she's far from being locked out.

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I have seen people on Reddit try to make excuses for her coach but she shouldn't be "hitting PRs" every workout. It's irresponsible of him to have her doing this in the first place but if she insists, he needs to explain why it's a bad idea. I know strongman is the retarded stepchild of all the strength sports, but in powerlifting and Olympic weightlifting, you will lift 75-85% of your estimated one-rep max most of the time and you'll have deload weeks where you do light work to avoid fatigue. I don't think she's done a deload week unless the cruise counted. But you'd think she'd use that word over and over again to show she's a super expert.
 
I'm going through posts for candids but this entire event was to sell extremely expensive non prescription eyeglasses. Yet to see Anna in any other posts.
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Found pricing they require you buy two pairs a "sun and moon".
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Found pricing they require you buy two pairs a "sun and moon".
Am I a cheapskate? It seems prescription glasses would be a much better choice, especially since Anna wears those big ugly glasses I assumed were prescribed.

Anna absolutely does not care about her followers. Between bullshit surgery and overpriced readers, she's trying to sell or at least encourage spending money on crap.

TMI: I wear glasses.
 
Someone posted this comparison on Reddit and it had me wondering…is the waviness on her arms possibly due to the combination of her fucked up healing and regain? Bc her arms look wavier in the afters. And we’ve all noticed the weird lumps on her arms.

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Edit: adding the CROPPED “muh back muscles” pic bc you can see it the lumps more clearly

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Someone posted this comparison on Reddit and it had me wondering…is the waviness on her arms possibly due to the combination of her fucked up healing and regain?
Well, yeah. She's been gaining since the surgeries and it's been no secret. The waviness is either a filter, or her arms being stitched up in such a way it holds like that.

Anna is by no means muscular at ~45 days (being generous) of lifting. She can lift a good amount, but all these "PR"'s crack me up. As a beginner, who gives a fuck? You hit new "PR's" all the time, because you're new. Just learn the form.

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Her coach is as much of a loser as her, he is literally patrolling her comment section on the last lift video

He says it's enough "lock out" for strongman but would fail in powerlifting. I know the can grind the weight up with strongman but I've never seen anyone get a lift without locking out. My guess is that they are hoping they can't judge properly because of her fat

Anyway, he's enabling her delusions and tarnishing his own reputation in process. Keep encouraging wonky, low rep, partial lifts bro - she won't get injured at all and it's looking real good for you!

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