Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[Ariel]

Spoiler: Spoiler

 

[Coldgrip]

I did it. I found a worse Lolita than Pixy. I don't know whether to give myself a pat on the back, or puke.

Didn't Mr. Wonka warn her not to eat that gum?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I don't know why that girl put that picture of her up online, its just asking for ridicule.

 

[sea panther]

Aw man. Have you guys not yet experienced the wonder that is PT's summer vacation last year? Because there's a LOT more where that came from.

Spoiler

 

[hm yeah]

i love how she's either duckfacing or grinning evilly like the wickedest witch to ever disguise herself as an innocent human weeaboo

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Aw man. Have you guys not yet experienced the wonder that is PT's summer vacation last year? Because there's a LOT more where that came from.

Spoiler

You guys remember that Simpsons episode where they drop pencils down Homer's buttcrack?

 

[Ariel]

Aw man. Have you guys not yet experienced the wonder that is PT's summer vacation last year? Because there's a LOT more where that came from.

Spoiler

I hope thats the tag on her bikini.

 

[plautistic]

So I started looking at her Photobucket albums. Each album is laid out in a grid. I discovered that Pixy's thrown off my sense of normal proportions and postures so much that I thought this was a single photo.

Spoiler: human centipede

 

[Seahorses]

So I started looking at her Photobucket albums. Each album is laid out in a grid. I discovered that Pixy's thrown off my sense of normal proportions and postures so much that I thought this was a single photo.

Spoiler: human centipede

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If you be hating you can kiss her ass. Human centipede.

(That's from a song. I don't advise kissing her.)

 

[Cwckifan]

I hope thats the tag on her bikini.

Good God, an actual smile! All is forgiven because of that alone

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I just realized you could see her nipple in that picture.

 

[registereduser]

I just realized you could see her nipple in that picture.

I'm trying to decide if that's what it is, or if it's just underboob fat with weird shadow.

 

[The Dude]

Aw man. Have you guys not yet experienced the wonder that is PT's summer vacation last year? Because there's a LOT more where that came from.

Spoiler

She looks like 300lbs of melting vanilla ice cream. I hope she didn't fall asleep at the beach or else the Coast Guard would be showing up with explosives.

 

[BatNapalm]

Aw man. Have you guys not yet experienced the wonder that is PT's summer vacation last year? Because there's a LOT more where that came from.

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Those "workout lines"....

 

[The Dude]

Those "workout lines"....

Workout lines... fat rolls and stretch marks. Potato, potahto.

 

[Picklechu]

She looks like 300lbs of melting vanilla ice cream. I hope she didn't fall asleep at the beach or else the Coast Guard would be showing up with explosives.

 

[wheat pasta]

I actually live in Oregon. This.. this and the "I like tuwtles" kid are our internet legacy. I couldn't be more proud.

 

[Axiom]

I actually live in Oregon. This.. this and the "I like tuwtles" kid are our internet legacy. I couldn't be more proud.

You can't put those things on the same level! Blowing a dead whale up with dynamite is way funnier and more fucked-up and misguided than some stupid clip of a kid in face paint who likes turtles.

And the dead whale has been a meme longer than you'd think. Dave Barry thought it was hilarious in the 90s, and the man is never wrong.

 

[Pikonic]

Aw man. Have you guys not yet experienced the wonder that is PT's summer vacation last year? Because there's a LOT more where that came from.

Spoiler

Nipple confirmed.
Damnit Pixy, tuck that shit in before you pose!

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

Okay Free Willy is over, let's put the orca back in the tank.