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What is it about jeets that makes them do headbobbing? I guess the simplest thing is "cultural thing". Yet it looks so fucking stupid.
Looked up why birds bob their heads and it basically answers your question:

Head bobbing can have different meanings depending on the context and the birds Pajeets age. For young birds Pajeets, especially baby parrots Pajeets, head bobbing often means that they're hungry. Adult birds Pajeets, on the other hand, may bob their heads when they're feeling excited, seeking attention, or wanting to interact with you.
We covered headbobbing but it was like 500 pages ago.

Headbobbing is especially cancerous when it comes to jobs because they use it to make an "ambiguous nod". No area in India can agree which direction of the head bob means what, so it's basically a culturally-approved way to get out of work.

It's kind of like how when they say "Yes" (yis) it means "Yes, I understand", not "Yes, I will do it". Same shit. Designed to get out of work and put the company in a bad position where you expected something to get done but it didn't.

And again, if you head bob or say "oh lol I only said "Yes" as in "Yes I understand" so it's your fault the ticket didn't get done", if you do or say that as a white person, you get in trouble.

Another hilarious mention is how India is the only major country in the world to use a :30 as their timezone, +5:30. It's almost like they want to cause constant confusion by purposefully selecting that time.
 
Another hilarious mention is how India is the only major country in the world to use a :30 as their timezone, +5:30. It's almost like they want to cause constant confusion by purposefully selecting that time.
This is 100% to aid their gloating mode. We 30 minutes ahead of the OTHER country's in timezone saar. Were in FUTURE allreaddy saar. We MOST ahead.
Makes sense that they flock to OZ so hard, at UTC+11 it's the most "futuristic" timezone with civilized, cushy areas in it. Further down you only have the Chukotka/Kamchatka at +12, both frozen shitholes, and some literally who microscopic islands at +13/14 that would collapse and drown in shit the moment jeets stepped on them.
 
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This is 100% to aid their gloating mode. We 30 minutes ahead of the OTHER country's in timezone saar. Were in FUTURE allreaddy saar. We MOST ahead.
Makes sense that they flock to OZ so hard, at UTC+11 it's the most "futuristic" timezone with civilized, curshy areas in it. Further down you only have the Chukotka/Kamchatka at +12, both frozen shitholes, and some literally who microscopic islands at +13/14 that would collapse and drown in shit the moment jeets stepped on them.
Actually, Aus has +30 timezones too. Not supporting the currycoons at all, just saying we have them.

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What is it about jeets that makes them do headbobbing? I guess the simplest thing is "cultural thing". Yet it looks so fucking stupid.
They're walking turds.

Or, if you want a different angle:

 
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Actually, Aus has +30 timezones too. Not supporting the currycoons at all, just saying we have them.

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Newfoundland is a :30 too. It led to a great joke.

CBC NEWSFLASH! The world will end tonight at 9:00, 9:30 in Newfoundland!
India is still the only big country to fully, 100% have a :30 timezone

There is literally no reason for them not to just pick the earlier or later hour for it to just make sense for business even local to India, but since if you're so obsessed with remote working in white countries, it's going to fuck shit up especially hard there. But that's the entire point - to half ass everything (pun intended on the world half) so you can get out of work.

India's timezone is one of the most perfect ways you can see how furiously disunited they are and how they just fuck up everything they touch. You can literally see it from a world map. I would have said you can see it from space, but the pollution being seen from space already covers that.
 
there is zero difference between indians and pakistanis

Indian (Hindu)

-Filthiest people
- Driven to succeed economically by any means necessary
- Rape is usually spontaneous and in large groups
- Publicly defecates

Pakistani

- Slightly cleaner than Indians but rampant inbreeding (40-60%).
- Content to be a worthless welfare class
- Rape is organized along tribal/gang lines. More systematic and structured.
- Much less public defecation

Indian (Sikh)
- Cleaner than Indian, filthier than Pakistani, less inbreeding.
- Will succeed by any means necessary like Indian Hindu. Most notably lying to become trucker
- Less public defecation, but still some.
- Not much rape.
 
Because it's an industry with virtually no standards. They'll pretty much take anyone with a pulse, at least a GED (sometimes not even that), who isn't currently stoned or drunk, and who doesn't have any felonies (again, sometimes that's even optional). It's one of the easiest jobs to land. Armed security is a little better, but then you run into the guys who couldn't hack it to become a police officer, but want to carry a gun because they think it makes them a badass, but are the kind of people who should never have access to firearms. I speak from personal experience, and I thank God every day that He gave me the good sense to leave the industry when I did.
It's always been an industry with virtually or in some cases literally no standards, speaking from both first-hand experience (tho it was just one year during uni for extra cash) and from second-hand experience. Like you said, there's a distinction between unarmed and armed security but still, while the pay is better as an armed guard it's still fucking dogshit and depending on location it can be dangerous too. In general companies are so fucking desperate that they even give in to potential employee's demands when it comes to site, or type of security job, or if you only want to work nights etc. They have to do that because the pay is min. wage here, and it's usually like that in most other countries.

They did that with me, I worked security, mostly nights, in a cement factory that was out in the boonies and they were bending over backwards to my demand to only work there as they couldn't find anyone else to work that site, especially nights, as nobody except me lived nearby so they didn't want to bother driving there. And this was 10 years ago, they're even more desperate now and I'll outline how later. During most night shifts quite literally nothing happened and I only had to go check the buildings twice, by which I mean I had to check that all the utilities are working correctly, so I effectively only worked 2 hours in an 8 hour shift and spent the rest of my time studying, writing essays, researching and doing other shit for my uni. I remember the most exciting night shift involved a grand total of two (2) truckers showing up and I just had to write down their names, the company they're from, photocopy their cargo sheet and then point them to the small quarters with a shower, a toilet and 2 bunkbeds that were erected for truckers that arrive at night, so they can rest until the morning shift arrives and unloads their cargo.

As you can see, quite literally anyone can do this, all that's required is the ability to push a button that lifts the barrier and basic literacy. Hell, you can theoretically even do it if you're illiterate, you could have the truckers sign their name and the company they work for. Where I live, the job used to require at least a 3 year high school degree, now you can get it with no degree at all. It used to require an alcohol/drug check, now it doesn't. They used to not pay out expenses for travelling to a site, now they do. It's why there's only three kinds of people who do unarmed security in my country: a) students like I was, who need some cash b) retirees whose pensions are too shit to survive, yes you often see 60-70 year old GRANDPAS standing guard at supermarkets here, and c) people with literally zero other prospects, who can be put in some site like mine where they can show up drunk or high because they quite literally can't fuck anything up. A Russian friend of mine's grandpa worked as security and I don't remember exactly how the saying goes about security guards but it went something like "If you can stand up from a sitting position, you're perfect for security, if you can stand up from a laying position, you're perfect for night security." This was a saying from the '60s Soviet Union, so no matter what time or which place and the level of development they have, the standards to work a security job was always through the floor.

The only reason why illiterate brownoids don't work this job is because our shitty politicians have been gracious enough not to mass import them here. Yet. Unfortunately, I feel like we're on borrowed time regarding that and that in a few years supermarkets, malls, parks etc. will be filled to the brim with illiterate skinnyfat 160cm tall jeets acting tough against the native populace because they have a high vis vest with SECURITY written on it until Nebojša gets tired of his jeetbabble and socks him in the jaw.
 
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Why are all security guards Pajeets or some sort of adjacent brownoid now?

Back in the day, security guards used to be built like brick shithouses with faces like murder and names like 'Big Terry', who always seemed like they just wanted some cunt to just give them an excuse.

Nowadays? I just see these simpering little 5'4" jeets in security vests, standing around listlessly, not really doing anything at all? It doesn't make me feel safe. I feel like even I could probably overpower them.

Security for liability reasons VS security for actually protecting something.

Liability security do not need to actually do anything. They just need to be a body.
 
Indian (Hindu)

-Filthiest people
- Driven to succeed economically by any means necessary
- Rape is usually spontaneous and in large groups
- Publicly defecates

Pakistani

- Slightly cleaner than Indians but rampant inbreeding (40-60%).
- Content to be a worthless welfare class
- Rape is organized along tribal/gang lines. More systematic and structured.
- Much less public defecation

Indian (Sikh)
- Cleaner than Indian, filthier than Pakistani, less inbreeding.
- Will succeed by any means necessary like Indian Hindu. Most notably lying to become trucker
- Less public defecation, but still some.
- Not much rape.
In Canada they're all the same in that they share the same negative stereotypes.

Majority tend to be from Punjab and are Sikh. I unfortunately have to work with Punjabs so I'm able to pick out their language from Hindi. Also, not all Sikhs wear a turban.

At the end of the day, all Paki, Bangladeshi, Indian, Sikh, and Sri Lankan nationals are genetically Dravidian. Every race has its good genes and bad genes. All the Dravidians got going for them are nice hair genetics (high density and not too wavy or straight) and the ability to grow a luxurious beard. Everything else about them at the genetic level sucks.
 
In Canada they're all the same in that they share the same negative stereotypes.

Majority tend to be from Punjab and are Sikh. I unfortunately have to work with Punjabs so I'm able to pick out their language from Hindi. Also, not all Sikhs wear a turban.

At the end of the day, all Paki, Bangladeshi, Indian, Sikh, and Sri Lankan nationals are genetically Dravidian. Every race has its good genes and bad genes. All the Dravidians got going for them are nice hair genetics (high density and not too wavy or straight) and the ability to grow a luxurious beard. Everything else about them at the genetic level sucks.
The most hilarious thing I have ever seen is a redheaded Sikh man.

Looked like a typical Sikh, but the beard was ginger as fuck.
 
Nepali
- Would do anything to leave Nepal, but then only associates with other Nepalis.
- Tough and brave, good soldiers, bodyguards and mountaineers
- Surprisingly non-racist, Singapore uses them to keep racial harmony and there's little hate between the Tibetan-looking Janajatis or the Indian-looking Madhesi.
- Can be friends for friendship's sake. (personal experience)
- Hindu but sane. Jeets don't have religion as an excuse for their fucked up behaviour.

Sri-Lankan
- Being openly pro-genocide is a polite topic with strangers.
- More laid back than other SAsians,
- Most tolerant of homosexuality (as long as it isn't their family).
- TJD was a major government policy.
- Black enough to not need a "pass".

Sikh (additions to Slap47)
- Clannish as fuck, blanket support for other Sikhs
- Not afraid of manual labour.
- Hairy women, the rules against hair removal apply to them too.
- Hard to intimidate, so made good policemen historically.
 
Can someone post videos of this jeet head bobbing thing? I’ve never noticed it before
Don't ask that question. Ask this question instead:
>Jeets bob their heads which is a way to give a non-answer in a meeting
>You could potentially convince someone that flipping off someone in a meeting could be played off as a joke, especially if you claim you lived in a ghetto area
>If you did, then you can make it ambiguous if you are going to do the work requested of you
>Accidentally flip someone off who doesn't get the joke means you are called into HR
>But if you're a jeet, you're allowed to headbob and give non-answers
>Why?
Because they're brown and get a free pass

Assertion: They should pass a law that says, if you work with a jeet that headbobs, you should legally be allowed to flip someone off and hold it up to their face and being fired for this is against the law
 
Don't know if this has been posted yet, but here's some more Indian military fun/WTFery: India still uses camels in their military. They even mount weapons to them like a four-legged, biological technical. They've even got camouflage uniforms for their camel technicals. They've got fucking camelflaged camel technicals in the Indian military!

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Don't know if this has been posted yet, but here's some more Indian military fun/WTFery: India still uses camels in their military. They even mount weapons to them like a four-legged, biological technical. They've even got camouflage uniforms for their camel technicals. They've got fucking camelflaged camel technicals in the Indian military!

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I have seen camelflauge. I can now die happy.
 
They've got fucking camelflaged camel technicals in the Indian military!
And yet from what I've seen the entire indian military could be taken out by a couple elephants. Why do they have a mortar on the back of a camel anyway? Surely everything shot from that is going to be miles off target right?
 
And yet from what I've seen the entire indian military could be taken out by a couple elephants. Why do they have a mortar on the back of a camel anyway? Surely everything shot from that is going to be miles off target right?

Saar! You are clearly not be seeing the great genius of the 81mm mortar camel technical, saar! Is highly mobile fire support for brave Indian infantry, saar! Is not to be requiring fuel, saar! Is brilliant solution for infantry support, saar! Camel technical go anywhere soldier go! Camelflage hide camel technical berry good from enemy detections, saar! Camel technical is being the great next leap in military doctrine, saar, give Indian military great advantage on future fields of battling, saar! Only Indian great human capital of genius develop camel warfare, saar! *smug head bobbling*
 
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