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I feel Talk To Staff is a bit too stuffy for some people feeling comfortable asking small or simple questions to moderators, and I also believe there could be some more levity between staff and users.

Try to avoid using this to interrogate about moderation decisions, like "Why was I banned?" since that's something that genuinely should be handled in Talk To Staff. Threads posted there will be treated with more urgency and seriousness. Generally.

Use this thread to ask us questions, serious or not, and we'll answer them accordingly to whimsy.
 
What is the average dedication time to be a mod here?

It's kind of a black box for me how much work it takes to even consider taking on the job.
 
How much input do mods have on moderating, or is it just enforcing null's rules?
Plenty. There are strict rules for some boards or the website in general, like thumbnails for images or how boards like Beauty Parlor don't allow for more overtly sexual commentary. However, some rules are more subjective, like derailing threads.

I let derails stay if they're short, funny, or informative. Other moderators do the same, sometimes. Although this isn't absolute, generally we only drop the hammer on somebody for doing something like derailing repeatedly, or going into threads specifically to troll.

It is an overall subjective process. Right now, it's very lax, but there's some herd mentality. Stricter moderators will cause other moderators to act with stricter moderation. It was the way in the past. It's generally less so now, from my perspective, but I can't speak for everybody. But because it is mostly subjective, it also makes overturning decisions pretty common after some communication.

What's the worst part about moderating? I'd be upset seeing gore and other ugly stuff.
Stuff like gore gets posted rarely but it doesn't bother me. Once again, I can't speak for other moderators. But when I see it, I basically just glance at it, register "Yeah, that's gore," and delete it without much thought. Sometimes people die and it isn't pretty, and there's images out there. I am far from believing everyone should have this perspective, it's just my own. As for frequency, I'd say you're just as likely to see something you don't like as a moderator as you are any other user, especially because some other moderator will most likely get to it before you do.

The actual worst part, I would just say the interface for certain things. For instance, editing polls is a moderator-only action, so it boots you to the main page when you finish it so you need to reload the thread to see what you did. If these little bugs were fixed, I would say speaking to people you need to discipline. I try to have transparency when I discipline users, but I still feel guilty doing anything, so it's difficult for me to start the dialogue.

What posting practices annoy you the most?
Colored text as a posting gimmick, I suppose. Or forced catchphrases. I don't think that's an uncommon opinion, though.

As Trombonista's unofficial best friend, this frightens me.

Where do you fall on the watamelon war? Melons or no?
I know that's some Vtuber thing. I don't like Vtubers, but the weird watermelon sheep thing is meaningless to me. So I don't really have any opinion. I'm more apathetic to it than anything.

I sort of perceive it like Harambe posting or something. The joke is that it's posted over and over. I don't think it's funny nor will I ever, but it's not really annoying either because it doesn't affect me at all.

I want to understand the origin of that sticker. Who and what is this Jace and where should I look for it?

Also, do you think small non-rat rodents are capable of sin?
The short summary is Jace Conners was a troll who acted like he was an idiot obsessed with becoming a "future former marine." Hence the military iconography.

He was so big on Kiwi Farms, he had his own subforum. By complete accident, Null made the moderator for the subforum Jace Conner's own disguised account.

There's a bunch of other goofy lore, too. There's so much to name, but my favorite was his friend who thought skeletons were separate entities from humans and should get their own rights. He watched a video of a guy blending a styrofoam skeleton with a stunned, shocked look on his face the entire time thinking it was an actual skeleton.

As for non-rat rodents, I'm pretty sure squirrels willfully steal from each other, so yes.

How are you today?
Very good, thank you.

Does null just make you a janny or does he offer it to you
I approached him saying I was willing. I didn't get to pick which subforum, though. I didn't even know I was becoming a global moderator until I already was one.

How much game do you get when you tell ladies that you are a kiwifarms moderator?
All of it.

What is the average dedication time to be a mod here?

It's kind of a black box for me how much work it takes to even consider taking on the job.
I don't think there is any. You only ever get kicked off staff by either asking or screwing up really bad.

Shortest turnover I ever saw was some idiot who was the mod for the Ethan Ralph subforum who merged multiple megathreads together for some godforsaken reason. Then he threw his hands up and said telling him not to do that was "micromanaging" or something.
 
Are decisions for the forum's direction strictly outlined by Null, or do mods have an influence on the site's direction and goals...? And if so, how does that influence impact working relationships between mods?
 
How many socks do you think are using the site at any given time?
 
Is there a janny rule of thumb for giving out pink doritos as opposed to bans, or is it a matter of individual taste?
 
Shortest turnover I ever saw was some idiot who was the mod for the Ethan Ralph subforum who merged multiple megathreads together for some godforsaken reason. Then he threw his hands up and said telling him not to do that was "micromanaging" or something.
this is hilarious, what an absolute chad.
 
Do moderators interact with each other daily and stuff like that. Or is it more of a distant thing ?
 
Does Null live at Eglin AFB or do they keep him off-base?
I don't know anything about that. It's not really standard to talk about our current location.

Are decisions for the forum's direction strictly outlined by Null, or do mods have an influence on the site's direction and goals...? And if so, how does that influence impact working relationships between mods?
We are asked for insight on major decisions usually. If it affects the larger user base as a while, we are consulted first. The goals never change, though. Just the direction to them.

Moderators otherwise are a bit more open with each other, but once again, that's just my perception.

How many socks do you think are using the site at any given time?
I don't know. 10, I guess. Some apparently are let slide if they're not annoying.

Is there a janny rule of thumb for giving out pink doritos as opposed to bans, or is it a matter of individual taste?
Usually it's for accounts that cause trouble that are new or don't post often, but also if the user is being identified as a repeated nuisance.

Does being committed as a role of moderator entail being terminally online?
I guess. I just do stuff when I'm bored and not feeling lazy.

How do you and/or the team determine who gets a pink dorito? Is it a spur of the moment, or do you have a sperg-sheet where you track people over time?
It's by memory or choice. There's no overt criteria, really. It's mostly a means of saying "you can ignore this user."

What's the funniest thing you've seen or done as a mod
A troll post about a guy trying to circumcise himself with a weedwhacker because he thought it would make him Jewish and, ergo, rich. It ends with him decapitating his penis then coming back two weeks later claiming it grew back. Pretty much every word longer than six letters in it was misspelled.

Are you fun at parties?
I am. But it's a different persona.

Do moderators interact with each other daily and stuff like that. Or is it more of a distant thing ?
There is a moderator-only thread were we talk about private matters, so yes, generally.
 
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Do stickers affect your judgement? are mods allowed to put users on block? Are there any users that put fear in your heart when they appear in a thread you're jannying?
 
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Which threads or subjects are your least favorite to moderate?
 
If you had to bring one person with the former staff tag back into the roster, who would it be?
 
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