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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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GaryGray said:
Wew Ralph was so drunk at his own bowling event he forgot that Mersh was at both Kingpin 1 & 2. Then again Ralph is such a self centered addict he probably didn't have the courtesy of making the rounds and thanking everyone for showing up to the event.
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Oh, that's easy. Ralph was so enamored with Juju during his brief appearance that Ralph ignored everything else. The dude was like a sad little puppy dog who followed his daddeh around as much as possible. Ralph was definitely consumed with "Where is Juju" before he arrived too.
Well, outside of getting punched and "arrest heem, arrest heem".
 
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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum If You Want To Know The Truth About It
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Die For Me! said:
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum If You Want To Know The Truth About It
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His numbers are going to be through the roof. Instead of tens, he will have dozens of non-bots watching him watch clips in silence. This is the beginning of a killstream renaissance.

Step 1: coax your viewers (alogs) back though carefully curated "works" (go on a bender).
Step 2: ?
Step 3: profit
 
Are you fucking kidding me???

Bibble talks in a monotone voice at about 5 words per minute as though he has some sort of traumatic brain injury. Somehow he's dull as dishwater, but still maddening all at the same time.
 
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It's good to see Ralph off the Wagon. But why must he always dress like a boomer going to Limp
bizkit concert?
 

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Hookers don't want him, literal retards don't want him. He's an eternal sex tourist that can't get any sex, this is some looney tunes shit.
 
30+GameOvers said:
Hookers don't want him, literal retards don't want him. He's an eternal sex tourist that can't get any sex, this is some looney tunes shit.
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I bet this Larry doesn't even own a Leisure Suit.

Hookers do not want him.
Tranny sex workers do not want him.
SheDents do not want him.
Perspicacity does not want him.

how bad is it now?

Even Mersh is above this subterranean troglodyte and he's absolutely heartbroken about it.

... but fear not, there is a solution.

Ethan Ralph & Cyraxx Content Cave. Never ending cycle of them trying to steal the e-girls trolls from one another and they can Blind Billy themselves in between.
 
Braphamut said:
... but fear not, there is a solution.

Ethan Ralph & Cyraxx Content Cave. Never ending cycle of them trying to steal the e-girls trolls from one another and they can Blind Billy themselves in between.
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I second this motion. I always saw Cryraxx as what Ralph would be like if Sandra was still alive. So the ying and yang(k) this would create some kino content.
 
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