What's going on, guys? Um, I just want to sit down. You know, it's pretty early in the morning. I just woke up and, you know, talk to the camera a little bit, do some raw style stuff because, you know, I feel like, uh, you know, a lot of the stuff can get lost in translation, you know, because people are throwing together short form clips of me out of context. Um, you know, and a lot of fans like to sort of write the script on what's going on for me, which I don't always appreciate, right? So, for some fucking reason, you know, the whole Cookieverse thing, it's cool. It's fun. You know, there's a lot of people going around, but people are thinking, you know, "Oh, Clav is is such a well-written character." "Clav is so entertaining. He's so unique." And, you know, while I appreciate that you, you know, understanding that there's, you know, quite a lot of depth to my story, I am not a
fucking jester for your amusement, right?
I am not a character. This is not some fucking TV show, right, where I'm coming on here trying to entertain you MOTHERFUCKERS, This is the CRUEL, HARD, WORLD. So, I'm done with this fucking title being thrown around. All right? "well-written character". Okay, you think this shit is a FUCKING joke? We live in one of the WORST societies ever throughout the entire history of the world. Quite literally, you have to be in the top percentile to even be looked at with a shred of romance, with a shred of attraction by women in this day and age. So, it is quite brutal. It is quite unnecessary. So, when people are sitting there on TikTok like, "Oh, wow. You know, this edit of Clav is cool
" or "Clav said this
" or "Clav, oh, he's such a crazy guy.
" MOTHERFUCKER, Do you think that I'm doing this shit as a fucking form of entertainment when I have to stay up for three days in a row high on crystal meth, right? Trying to suppress my appetite and get hollow cheeks, right? Is Is that supposed to entertain you?
Cuz this is real shit, all right? The fact that I even can't-.. I can't even talk to people without some sort of fucking uh, you know, version of you know, benzo. I need fucking out prazzleam just to be able to have a conversation like a normal person. Is that supposed to be entertaining to you? Okay. Right. So this SHIT is, you know, hell for me. So I ain't here to entertain you motherfuckers, I AM HERE to LOOKSMAXX. I am here to FUCKING ASCEND. This has never been a game. This has never been a joke, a version of gesture maxing.
I am just trying my best to deal with the horrible conditions of the world, right? So, I don't really like the fact that this is going on, you know. Now, with that being said, I'm willing to do whatever it takes. I am going to accept the terms and conditions of, you know, the modern dating market. I'm going to do whatever it takes because, you know, while I could sit here and complain for 10 minutes, that doesn't mean I'm just I'm going to LDAR and say, "Oh, it's over." I'm just going to acknowledge that, hey, I've got my fucking work cut out for me. And there's a lot of shit that I've got to do in order to make this whole thing work. But when people take that hard work, you know, and think it's all just some game, just some big show, just some big act, right, for to be a TikTok personality. It's like, NO, I only do TikTok. I only make these videos because I was so dedicated to looksmaxxing and trying to to tell people what I was doing, share my story, you know, see if I could be, you know, maybe a bit of an inspiration in a weird way at first to people, you know, with with blasting gear.
This is what I did. I hopped on steroids at 14 years old, which everyone says, "Hey, Clive, you're fucking insane.
" But now, you know, I'm seeing every motherfucker do it because people are realizing, you know, after after I realized, uh, that times are changing, right? If you're 5 foot eight, you know, no one's even LOOKING at you. You walk into a room, you're fucking invisible. So, people would rather, you know, get to a height that is acceptable and take gear to do so than have some Normie Retard tell them, "Oh, that's so dangerous.
" People don't give a FUCK anymore. People are done giving a shit. So, that's what I'm saying. Um, so when I took that extreme measure, at first everyone in my high school, "Oh, you're crazy motherfucker.
" "This guy's out of his mind.
" But now they're all asking me for, "oh yeah, hey man, how do I take HGH?
"
So, you know, just because I'm ahead of the times now, um, you know, doesn't mean I'm crazy, right? I'm not fucking crazy. Um, I might be a little bit over the line in in some ways some of the stuff that I do, but I am just trying to, you know, capitulate and and deal with the stress, deal with the burden that, you know, women in today's hypergamous dating market have put on me.
The strenuous nature of women in 2025. It is absurd and I I really can't deal with it. Okay. So, that's led me to do, you know, unreasonable things. That's led me to usage of amphetamines to prolong my fasting. That's led me to, you know, GABA Agonism, through less than practical mechanisms. So yeah, I'm ahead of the times now, but WAIT another 5 years. You know, when I'm talking about my surgery, "Oh, this guy's crazy.
" "This guy's out of his mind.
" Literally, they were saying this shit about me 5 years ago when I started taking steroids, when I started taking human growth hormone at a young age. Every MOTHERFUCKER, Okay? But now that the dating market has progressed in such a negative way, okay, I am just making the necessary adjustments. I need double jaw surgery. I need it yesterday and I'm getting it. There's no normie. There's no amount of cope that can convince me otherwise. Okay?
So, after I get that double jaw surgery, you know, and it goes well, people are going to realize, "Hey, maybe this guy uh once again, maybe he's just ahead of the times.
" And this is going to be true. You know? mark my words now. Five years from now, you come back to this video when I am the first one. I am the pioneer of mainstream plastic surgery for men's aesthetics. Okay? You'll come back to this video and EVERYMOTHERFUCKER will have some sort of titanium implant in their face and some sort of osteotomy go down. Rhinoplastes are being handed out like it's fucking food stamps. Okay? So, just come back. Mark my words that this is what's going to happen.
So, like we talked about in the last rant, you might as well get out ahead because once everyone has the titanium implants, you know, that's just raising the bar and raising the percentiles, raising the average looks level so YOU can shut the FUCK up, stop your whiny ass copes, and do the work that's required so that you at least have a little bit of time to compete, right? Because once it's spread to Normies, once you know my crazy ass starts actually making sense to your average everyday Joe FRA Retard, then you're already too late. Okay? So you- I'm pretty much appealing to people with neurodivergence, people with high IQ, because you know, those are the only people who are actually going to understand what I'm saying, who actually have the mental capacity to make the same observations that I have, right?
Those are the only people. So if you're someone with a high IQ, if you're someone who's neurodivergent, then you should be able to understand what's going on, you're seeing, you know, no matter what people do nowadays, we have all these methods, right? We've got beta boxing, we've got this, we've got doofy theory, all this fucking bullshit, right? But UNLESS you are a Chad, you will never experience what it's like to have a girl look at you and be truly in love. Okay? So, I see so many people, so many people all the time, they're making all this money. They've got all these cars, but they've got a face that only a mother could love, right? So, I'm not telling you not to money max, but I'm telling you that until you maximize the looks along with it, you will never know what that's like. And that's a horrible reality to face. It's truly sad.
And most people won't get it. They'll cope their way around it. "Oh, look at all these girls.
" But no girl will ever be able to look at them and be truly in love. And I think that's a horribly, horribly brutal thing. And I know that might be, you know, kind of a switch up from my last video when I was advising people to money max if they are sub 40th percentile and beta bucks. I'm still advising that you go that route, but you just need to understand that, you know, you will never actually be truly fulfilled in life. This is just a little bit better than the alternative, right? Because why the FUCK would anyone ever LDAR? That's how I think about it. If you're someone who's willing to straight up give up on life in LDAR, I don't want anything to do with you. I don't want to look at you. I don't want to hear your name ever. Okay?
I want MOTHERFUCKERS who are doing whatever it takes. No matter the fucking disparities, right? And your hard work might not manifest uh, you know, as much as mine because maybe I started ahead of you? Um, and you know, other people's hard work will manifest more than mine because they started ahead of me. So that's the black pill, right? That's genetic determinism. But never fucking LDAR, no matter what. That's that's the main point from the video that I want you to understand is that it's NOT fair and you need to acknowledge it NEVER will be fair, but that doesn't mean that you should give up. Um, but we need to understand the world. You need to have your worldview in a concrete form. You need to accept certain hardships and that's the only way to move forward. Right?
We could all sit around here, you know, making up bullshit like the Oofy Doofy theory, but we might as well say, "Hey, you know, if I was a subhuman", I would say, "Yeah, I'm a fucking subhuman. It's fucking over." Um, you know, there's a low likelihood that I'll ever be able to have, you know, an LTR or anything without doing extreme things like, you know? Beta boxing? without this, that, and the other thing? So, here's what I'm going to do. I am going to GRIND my ass off. I am going to WORK three jobs. All right, 90 hours a week. And I'm gonna slowly chip away at that double jaw surgery cost. I'm gonna slowly chip away at limb lengthening surgery cost, right?
And I'm eventually going to get there. And that's going to motivate me to get up at 6:00 A.M. when my fucking alarm is going and I'm on 4 hours of sleep, that limb lengthening, that ascension, because I know my life is eventually going to get better, right? So that that's kind of what kept me going because I was in the same situation not that long ago, not even a year ago today when I got expelled from university for trying to help you motherfuckers by telling you God's honest truth. Here's the steroids I did. Here's the steroids I'm doing. Someone fucking had to go ahead and get me kicked out of school. Right? So I'm- I'm not a "Character". I'm not a "well-developed character". I- This is a FUCKING horror story, right?
I WISH, I wish that I wasn't a fucking autist doing this rant right now. I wish I was walking around the dining hall like a normal kid, like a normal fucker hanging out with my buddies in college, right? Even if it's COPE, even if college is the dumbest fucking thing known to man, I wish I had that experience and you guys took that away from me. So, this is what you GET. This is NOT character development. This is a HORROR story of what the fuck happened. So, I'm just going with with, you know, the flow. I'm not going to sit here and fucking complain about it any more than I am right now. Right? So, that that experience got taken away from me by you guys, right? That experience, I will never get to- to live the normal life of a normal kid. Um, so I'm going to try to MOG. I'm going to try to basically do whatever the fuck it takes to MOG. Uh, and that requires extreme measures.
So, what I want you guys to understand is that after I got kicked out of school, my point is my motivation to go to my SHIT Normie wage job, right? Where I was a server, where I was a food runner every single day off no FUCKING sleep, working 16, eight, 18 hour shifts was I am going to pull myself out of this hell. I didn't LDAR, I didn't fucking cope. I didn't say, "Oh, my life sucks." I said, "Let me get my ass there so that I can slowly chip away at the money that I need to be able to get plastic surgery, because I know plastic surgery is going to save my life." Right? So, after I do that, after I keep going to work every FUCKING day and I keep chipping away at that amount of money, that's driving me.
So, find what drives you. Find what needs to be done, all right? In order to get out of the situation that you're in, be able to fulfill yourself. And once again, I understand that some people will never be able to reach, you know, the goals of others because of the black pill, because of genetic predeterminism, but that doesn't mean that you should LDAR. So, uh I don't know what the fucking point of this rant is. Uh, I just wanted to tell you that I am not a "jester" for your amusement, right? I am sharing my story. I am updating you guys. This is a documentary, not a FUCKING comedy, right? So, hopefully you could take a look at what I'm doing and realize that I might not be so crazy. Okay?
Sure isn't wrong about only retards following his advice though.
, chefs kiss. Also, the obvious mark on his left arm where he was tying a belt or rope up to shoot up his garbage just really completes the picture. Wonder when that rope is gonna find a new purpose? 
