KAYS COOKING
- Thread starter Zaragoza
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I think you mean “spudtatas”
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Times are tough in Bri'ain, but there's a plentiful supply of spudtatoes in the big green bin round the back of Tesco's.
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When was the last time Kay made something that wasn't essentially just three (at most) ingredients haphazardly mixed together? I wish she entertained us with something a bit more creative.
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He's presumably still living there and eating the slop she cooks, but refusing to appear on camera. One or two videos ago, Kay made a passive-aggressive comment about Lee's autistic aversion to cheese "except when it's on pizza", then scowled in what was assumed to be his general direction behind the camera. However, it's possible that he died from a lethal mixture of Monster and Guinness last month; and his mum has been kissing his corpse in the bathtub while it biodegrades until only the giant moles remain.
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You know he'll never move out.
I think he's just recluded further into his gooncave and refuses to come out for anything anymore.
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Being as no one clipped this when it happened:
NeverCopeAgain
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Is she drunk?
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I get the impression she has a wet brain to go along with those alcohol-ravaged features (she looks like Rawhead Rex, for fuck's sake). That said, we have posters who will negrate me for saying Kay is or has ever been drunk in a video, without ever elaborating or providing evidence to the contrary.
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She’s from a council estate in Sheffield. That’s were we bred people who dreamed of getting a cleaning job before we imported the third world to do it slightly cheaper.
I think she’s honestly just retarded but I also doubt heavy drinking helps her much either.
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Vlogmas has begun Kiwis!
Lee doesn't have anything planned for the first video
His lunch is two beef spread sandwiches that he ate while playing Call of Duty:
Lee watched telly:
Here is his dinner:
Here are Curleh's advent calendars:
He has a lot more, but too many treats are bad for a dog
Kay got the rest of the advent calendars out:
Lee took Curleh for a walk to post Christmas cards
Lee hopes you enjoyed the first vlog, more Christmas content to come!
The Vlogmas intro is back because someone in the comment section of the first video reminded him to add it. Lee had completely forgotten!
Lee took a shower
Here is his breakfast:
Lee had some editing problems because there was something wrong with his SD card. Here is a treat for Curleh:
They had had to get rid of a bunch of Christmas decorations because they're old or damaged. This is what's left:
Lee took Curleh for a walk and was surprised with the lack of Christmas decorations in the neighborhood
We're welcoming viewers with crusty lips
And this is breakfast!
Lee explains that he plans to put up lights for holiday content
And this is his dinner!
The blue lights are up!
On his walk tonight, Lee noticed that a lot more people have Christmas decorations up
Lee hopes you enjoyed this upload of Vlogmas. He plans to roll out more and more holiday content
Bonus content!
It finally happened!
Lee and Kieron have started a podcast called The Uncensored Podcast. According to the description, they "talk about what other people won't". You can find it on YouTube and Spotify. He also took a taxi to the dentist.
Lee doesn't have anything planned for the first video
His lunch is two beef spread sandwiches that he ate while playing Call of Duty:
Lee watched telly:
Here is his dinner:
Here are Curleh's advent calendars:
He has a lot more, but too many treats are bad for a dog
Kay got the rest of the advent calendars out:
Lee took Curleh for a walk to post Christmas cards
Lee hopes you enjoyed the first vlog, more Christmas content to come!
The Vlogmas intro is back because someone in the comment section of the first video reminded him to add it. Lee had completely forgotten!
Lee took a shower
Here is his breakfast:
Lee had some editing problems because there was something wrong with his SD card. Here is a treat for Curleh:
They had had to get rid of a bunch of Christmas decorations because they're old or damaged. This is what's left:
Lee took Curleh for a walk and was surprised with the lack of Christmas decorations in the neighborhood
We're welcoming viewers with crusty lips
And this is breakfast!
Lee explains that he plans to put up lights for holiday content
And this is his dinner!
The blue lights are up!
On his walk tonight, Lee noticed that a lot more people have Christmas decorations up
Lee hopes you enjoyed this upload of Vlogmas. He plans to roll out more and more holiday content
Bonus content!
It finally happened!
Lee and Kieron have started a podcast called The Uncensored Podcast. According to the description, they "talk about what other people won't". You can find it on YouTube and Spotify. He also took a taxi to the dentist.
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Vlogmas day 4
It's a rainy Thursday!
Today's breakfast is a sausage roll because Lee needs something quick and easy
Lee wanted something quick and easy because he's going to do an episode of his podcast Uncensored today!
On the left, Lee is uploading the new episiode to Youtube, on the right, on Spotify
This is Lee's dinner:
Lee just finished Day 3 of Vlogmas. Obviousleh he lost track of time and obviousleh he will be getting it up before bed, but no promises. The video is live at 11 PM Lee Standard Time.
We're taking Curleh for a walk and want to address summat. There have been a few comments complaining about the length of the videos.
The reason the vlogs are so short is because Lee wants to get them all done. That's li'trally it.
Right, so that's the end of today's video. Lee hopes everyone is enjoying Vlogmas! Obviousleh he will be getting a haircut soon so the content will be better.
It's a rainy Thursday!
Today's breakfast is a sausage roll because Lee needs something quick and easy
Lee wanted something quick and easy because he's going to do an episode of his podcast Uncensored today!
On the left, Lee is uploading the new episiode to Youtube, on the right, on Spotify
This is Lee's dinner:
Lee just finished Day 3 of Vlogmas. Obviousleh he lost track of time and obviousleh he will be getting it up before bed, but no promises. The video is live at 11 PM Lee Standard Time.
We're taking Curleh for a walk and want to address summat. There have been a few comments complaining about the length of the videos.
The reason the vlogs are so short is because Lee wants to get them all done. That's li'trally it.
Right, so that's the end of today's video. Lee hopes everyone is enjoying Vlogmas! Obviousleh he will be getting a haircut soon so the content will be better.
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Damn, here I thought Kay herself was doing vlogmas not her oaf son.
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Lee breathes like he's planting a flag on Everest.
Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r
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It might just be because I haven't watched Lee's Vlogmas in a while but I don't remember them having multiple advent calendars. It tracks with the general dietary habits in that household. If they had any dog other than a greyhound it'd be fat as fuck.
The first "episodes" of the "Uncensored Podcast" were actually livestreamed a couple of years ago. I'm not sure if it was covered in this thread but one of these "episodes" gave us the legendary moment when King Jonty's mam shouted at these 30 year old men like teenagers for swearin' in front of a 3 year old.
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Vlogmas Day 5
Good morning guys! Lee is going to get his hair cut and beard trimmed today!
Today's breakfast:
Lee just got his hair cut and beard trimmed. Now you guys can stop goin' on about it!
Alright guys! Now we're going to put up some decorations and some lights!
Right, well, Kay and Lee have just put up the gold lights.
Now he's going to show them to us! (Kay is laughing off camera)
Now they've put up some decorations
Here are the decorations
This is Lee's tea:
Lee is out walking Curleh and plans to go to bed.
Lee is sorry that Vlogmas hasn't been much. He knows he's had more decorations in previous years, but he's not rushing it. He's taking his time!
It's time to say goodnight, and Lee plans to vlog through Christmas and possibly Boxing day!
Good morning guys! Lee is going to get his hair cut and beard trimmed today!
Today's breakfast:
Lee just got his hair cut and beard trimmed. Now you guys can stop goin' on about it!
Alright guys! Now we're going to put up some decorations and some lights!
Right, well, Kay and Lee have just put up the gold lights.
Now he's going to show them to us! (Kay is laughing off camera)
Now they've put up some decorations
Here are the decorations
This is Lee's tea:
Lee is out walking Curleh and plans to go to bed.
Lee is sorry that Vlogmas hasn't been much. He knows he's had more decorations in previous years, but he's not rushing it. He's taking his time!
It's time to say goodnight, and Lee plans to vlog through Christmas and possibly Boxing day!
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I could do better with the lighting after a handle of Smirnoff.
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The moles growing out of Lee's head make him look like he's had his antlers clipped.
You'd need to do far more damage to yourself than that to be as retarded as sober Lee.
You'd need to do far more damage to yourself than that to be as retarded as sober Lee.