That's the thing - Staph herself is an unreliable narrator so we don't know for sure what she does/doesn't have, but she doesn't just look disabled, there's certainly something going on (besides her willingly rubbing testosterone gel on herself to get hairier). Many of us think FAS or something coming from her biological mother's drinking and drug habits. The autism diagnosis she shopped for doesn't explain her weird facial features or her more erratic behaviours, so idk, she did go to university and uses big words and obscure facts about whatever the current phase is to flex on people, but you can't say anyone of sound mind would go out looking like she does or acting like a degenerate online for attention.
If pooping twice! in one day!! is a bloggable occurrence for a person, that person probably should eat more cabbage.
Charming. Ground beef and cabbage would fuck anyone up.
And I bet he "loudly complains" in her direction about doing all of it himself because he wishes Steph would help her elderly father and cancer-stricken mother instead of expecting him to clean hers, too.
I hope this is code for those cat gogurts and cat treats, but then I remember she used to feed her other cat cheese nibs or whatever.
If I was looking for a social organization to support, I would probably avoid one that appears slightly unhinged by publicly posting profile pics of people who have been "transphobic online", including one guy's kid. If I was looking for one to follow online for entertainment value, I'd follow for sure. I wonder if Steph can tell the difference between support and follows, or whether she just doesn't care if anyone wants to support her organization growing now that she got the $10,000 and is (unsuccessfully) going for the dramatic following.
That 3 pack of chocolate bars for $30 is really infuriating. This isn't the list of someone in need who just wants help covering the necessities while figuring out how to get through whatever's going to happen with her benefits. She's already admitted that she's not in need, that her parents have promised her they'd step up and fill the gaps for her. She's not going to have to change her lifestyle at all, whether anyone buys her wishlist or not. It's just a "treats" list of things that most people would get for special occasions. To Steph, this government shutdown just means that people of her demographic get to ask for presents. It's even worse than the people melting down on tik tok about having nothing to feed their kids with if they don't get their EBT, because Steph won't have to adjust or change anything, it won't affect her at all. And she still feels entitled to other people buying her $30 of gourmet chocolate to help her survive.
4.19 for a pack of one pop tart?
lol the second one is like 9 Fs
It's sad that Siggy doesn't sit on Staph's lap, but who could blame her for not wanting to?
She leaves out the fact that he’s doing the work for her disabled, cancer-ridden mother, which she so graciously mentions for pity points further down. Almost sounds like she’s dissing her mom a bit.
Shouldn’t these exorcism movies offend her as a demonfucker satanist bxy? They tend to portray demons and possession in a negative, villainous light. Not very culturally sensitive to me
From WEGMANS! Wegmans is the bougie grocery store. You can get 5x the amount of food at Aldi as you can at Wegmans.
-"here the donation link for my energy bill should anyone want to give me sum sum"
Back on the Tranch, Kevin Gibes did almost exactly this.
I'm glad I'm not the only one whose brain went to this exact comparison.
Considering the amount she's eating to maintain that girth, she's probably just mowing through that sugary granola.
That's not anxiety, Staph, that's called a conscience! Yours is buried under a lot of toenail clippings and empty bottles of fake Etsy drugs and $8 cracker crumbs and a crust of dried lady-cum, but you should still go ahead and listen!
It's actually fucking crazy to me that she expects peopel, anyone, to donate. I mean, she clearly does just by the fact she made it in the first place, but I suppose in my heart of hearts I thought it was just more busy work for her, like religiously making and changing her retardrd pic crew profile pics and banners.
