💪 Tough Guys Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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Action Shane, coming to a Goodwill shelf near you.
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Shame has been surprisingly quiet calling out the Orchards recently.

My guess is his new notoriety means he's hiding his presence online as much as he can.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Shame has been surprisingly quiet calling out the Orchards recently.

My guess is his new notoriety means he's hiding his presence online as much as he can.
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The pig oinks more than he can handle and then hides like a coward, something expected from him, honestly. So much for a tough guy when the iron gets so hot he hides that he can't handle it and only hides.
 
The fact that this guy is the laughingstock of so many people makes me so happy. This fat fuck doesn’t deserve love or respect.

Btw I know we probably don’t want thread tourists but does this shit not warrant the thread being featured? If he wants attention this badly, we should give it to him. Might get some old regulars back
 
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Aw, I come back to this thread after so long to find out our little chubby buddy is making it big time. I can't wait for the bodycam footage of the cops when his 'Shuffle gunt forward trying to make people back away and then cry that they 'assaulted' him' tactic leads to him stepping out of line.
 
Shane was back out apparently for free food
Thanks to DivintyMary on X



I guess buying clothes cuts into his Mountain Dew budget.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
Bet he feels like a big man yelling at ICE agents from the comfort of the street.
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I used to hang out at lunch occasionally with a couple of the federal Marshals that were security at the big federal building/courthouse. That cafateria always had the best food. These tiny little elderly black women cooked their asses off, the gumbo was especially good. Anyway, they loved protestors. They would have made Shane do the truffle shuffle while they threw bits of bagel at him.
 
Shane, nobody believes you weren't abused. Being raped with a butterknife by your babysitter is exactly the kind of slapstick abuse that would happen to you.
 
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